I'm your Huckleberry...
BS for bad-mouthing drum corps. :-)
BS just cuz you asked for it. :bitchslap:
Bitchslap for blowing hard round things.
Although, I should probably bitchslap myself too. I played the clarinet and trumpet. But I'm hoping to graduate to scraping a violin soon. :-)
Brass players refer to clarinets as "black sticks of death." They sound like cats fighting to me, although a bass clarinet's sound can be earthy.
BS to counter EC's H5.
I happened to look today and noticed I've inherited something like 16 bitchslaps in the last couple of days, with nobody having mentioned a damned thing about it.
Maybe that's a good thing. Maybe had you mentioned that you'd bitchslapped me, I would've said or done something that would warrant another one (or six, since some of you bastards like doling 'em out by the ****ing gross!). :rotf:
I honestly do not give a shit about controlling the number of bitchslaps, except to increase them.
I'm on a quest. I want to be the first regular poster to achieve 1,000 bitchslaps. And I highly encourage those of you who bitchslap to have the 'nads of ANNOUNCING it so that I can repeat that behavior! It's important to me, dammit!
So bitchslap away!!
:-)
I happened to look today and noticed I've inherited something like 16 bitchslaps in the last couple of days, with nobody having mentioned a damned thing about it.HA! Tell me about it. I haven't posted in a couple of days sometimes and I get some serious BS's. :o
HA! Tell me about it. I haven't posted in a couple of days sometimes and I get some serious BS's. :o
I got you beat Eupher. :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
Ohh, and a BS to all of the other participants.....:lmao:
Eupher, weren't YOU one of the folks chastizing me for complaining about the unannounced Bitch Slaps?!?!?!?!? Yes, I believe you were..... BS for whining......
About every time I open up the forum, I have a new bitch slap, yet again, unannounced or hidden in some ambiguous thread that I'll ever read.
BS to contribute to your goal, Euph.
And is there really a BS bot? I had no idea...
No, there's not. But I do believe we have some really bored members who BS for shits & giggles, many times per day. :rotf:
No, there's not. But I do believe we have some really bored members who BS for shits & giggles, many times per day. :rotf:
BS to contribute to your goal, Euph.
And is there really a BS bot? I had no idea...
I H5 you to mess up your potential BS record.
HA! Tell me about it. I haven't posted in a couple of days sometimes and I get some serious BS's. :o
I got you beat Eupher. :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
Eupher, weren't YOU one of the folks chastizing me for complaining about the unannounced Bitch Slaps?!?!?!?!? Yes, I believe you were..... BS for whining......
About every time I open up the forum, I have a new bitch slap, yet again, unannounced or hidden in some ambiguous thread that I'll ever read.
BS to contribute to your goal, Euph.
And is there really a BS bot? I had no idea...
Well now, why can't everybody just get along?
<<finds it easy to get along with everybody; a piece of cake.
Frank, we ARE getting along, just funnin each other, that's all. Well, at least on this particular thread anyway.
HEY!
Where's my bitchslap?!?
:argh:
Ask and ye shall receive. Mornin Euph! :coffee:
Well now, why can't everybody just get along?
<<finds it easy to get along with everybody; a piece of cake.
Awwww, now looky here!
The spoil sports have DEDUCTED as many as 200 bitchslaps from my rep!
:rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:
They can't stand it when a person WANTS to be bitchslapped!
I countered your BS to me, with another H5 to you. ;)
Man, that ain't right. Why waste a good BS if it just gets taken away??????????
:sad1:
Look, you're doing well with this rep thing - I'm a hopeless case, so it doesn't matter to me. Just go ahead and administer the bitchslap, and I'll reciprocate with a h5.
Okay?
(I really, really, really just am lookin' out for your reputation yunno.) :-)
Good morning, Euph!
Have a BS with your eggs and bacon. :-)
See ya in an hour. :rotf:
I H5 you to mess up your potential BS record.
So did I.
Good morning, Euph!
Have a BS with your eggs and bacon. :-)
See ya in an hour. :rotf:
C'mon, Tuck! Have a heart! It's just a liddle ol' bitchslap! They never did you no harm! :lmao:
It should be less than an hour for you. Mine always says, "Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 0.25 hours."
How's a "Just woke up from my post biology class nap" BS sounds?
Could I just take a moment of your time to say I'm not getting involved?
Okay... I gave you ONE bitch slap. It hurt me more than it hurt you.
chicken.
Brrruck!
Oh ok. Just gave you 352.
EC, the H5s don't affect Euph's goal. More H5s don't mean fewer BSs.
That would be kind of cool, though, wouldn't it? A subtract function on both? Could get more than a bit weird, though. But weird = cool. :tongue:
WELCOME. TO. KARMACOM.
THIS. IS. KARMACOM.
WELCOME.
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING WITH ZOMBOCOM.
THIS. IS. ZOMBOCOM.
Brrruck!
Oh ok. Just gave you 352.
EC, the H5s don't affect Euph's goal. More H5s don't mean fewer BSs.
That would be kind of cool, though, wouldn't it? A subtract function on both? Could get more than a bit weird, though. But weird = cool. :tongue:
It would slow his goal down though.
I did give you another BS since my time limit was up.
It would slow his goal down though.
I did give you another BS since my time limit was up.
Ok, I must be stooopid; how does adding to H5s diminish his BSs, except insofar as you in particular aren't giving him BSs? Or is that what you meant Jess?
Love it! Were you dreaming of mitochondria, or nuclei?
Neither. I was dreaming of chemistry. Covalent and ionic bonding. Strange.
Has it been 15 minutes? I think so. I'm going with a "Louis Armstrong kicks ass" BS.
(I love the jazz stations on ITunes.)
Thank you sir! Gotta keep up the bitchslaps, yunno, because the admins are wipin' 'em out faster than you guys can put 'em in there!!!!!
:rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:
I've been BS'ing you for an hour, Euph! :-)
I'm getting "Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 2 hours."
Wasn't it 15 minutes just yesterday?
I'm getting "Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 2 hours."
Wasn't it 15 minutes just yesterday?
Same here.
Yes, in Bangkok.
The admins can change that little feature too, and that is exactly what they've done. Changed it from 1 hour to 2 hours.
Bastards. :bird:
Don't worry. That'll be about the time I'm getting out of stats and I'll really feel like bitch slapping someone then.
You know, I'd almost forgotten about you, TB. While I haven't administered them myself, I do believe you've amassed tremendous numbers of bitchslaps due to your propensity for post whoring.:lmao:
Lotsa "attaboy's!" and "right on's". But not much substance.
Just sayin'.......
(Gimme a bitchslap today and I'll h5 you next Tuesday!) :-)
Stats will do that to ya. I took a grad course in stats and don't remember a damn thing about it, though somehow I got a B.
:lmao:
I hooked you up with a BS, as per request. I'm expecting my H5. Thanks. :-) :cheersmate:
:rotf: @ the mod who is resetting your bitch slaps.
Have another Euph.
Posted by: njpines
Insert Quote
I don't think I've BS'd anyone other than a couple of trolls but since you've asked so nicely . . .
WHAMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!
No joke - it's starting to look like I might be just a normal sorta guy, instead of someone who incites riots all the time! :rotf:
njpines and mike220 - thankee kindly! Your bitchslaps mean the world to me! :lmao:
:lol:
Remember in Ice Age when Manny slaps Sid upside the head, and the baby stops crying when he sees Sid looking so out of it, and then Diego says to do it again, and Manny says "hey, it's making me feel better too"?
Well, I have to say I'm getting that Manny feeling.
Hmm... Hows about an "I can't think of a humorous statement at the moment" bitchslap?
Hmm... Hows about an "I can't think of a humorous statement at the moment" bitchslap?
Bitchslapped for lack of creativity. :-)
Hey! Where's mine?!?
:bawl:
They keep getting taken away. That's just a waste.
Oh cool. It's dropped to an hour between bitch slaps. See ya around 5:15.
996!
You rock, Eupher!
Oooops, not any more........ :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
So wrong, I bet he didn't even SEE that!
:lmao: :lmao:
#275 administered in honor of the regression to 1 hour between bitchslaps.
We could always change it to something else... say 71 minutes and 30 seconds?
Well, I haven't seen anything called Ice Age and I wouldn't know Manny if he spit on me, but I'll tell ya -- I am a NEW CONVERT to how wonderful and enlightening bitchslaps are!!!In that case, have another brother! :-)
I mean, I've turned over a new leaf and everything! :stoner:
All bitchslaps are accepted, no matter how lame. :-)
So wrong, I bet he didn't even SEE that!
:lmao: :lmao:
Actually, since "high fives" and "bitch slaps" are things that should be bestowed with a great deal of discretion and care, perhaps we should make it a limit of 12 of each, per member, per year.
No I didn't see that because my ass was on the elliptical. ('Bout damned time.)
Well, I'm a patient sort. I'll just keep flailing until that day comes. true_blood might get there ahead of me, but as long as the freakin' rules change from one minute to the next, I ain't gonna worry about it too much.
Keep those bitchslaps coming!
Your ASS was on the elliptical? Dontcha know you need to put your feet on it? I don't think it works if you are just sitting on it. :-)
BS for you darlin!
And another for the brotha.:II:
Your ASS was on the elliptical? Dontcha know you need to put your feet on it? I don't think it works if you are just sitting on it. :-)
BS for you darlin!
I happened to look today and noticed I've inherited something like 16 bitchslaps in the last couple of days, with nobody having mentioned a damned thing about it.If it were me, I'd just go get a triple scoop waffle ice cream cone and look for better recognition at my church or senior citizen's community center...
Maybe that's a good thing. Maybe had you mentioned that you'd bitchslapped me, I would've said or done something that would warrant another one (or six, since some of you bastards like doling 'em out by the ****ing gross!). :rotf:
I honestly do not give a shit about controlling the number of bitchslaps, except to increase them.
I'm on a quest. I want to be the first regular poster to achieve 1,000 bitchslaps. And I highly encourage those of you who bitchslap to have the 'nads of ANNOUNCING it so that I can repeat that behavior! It's important to me, dammit!
So bitchslap away!!
:-)
He's one of those damned Yankees, what would YOU expect?!?!?!?!?
Trudging back up the same hill.
If it were me, I'd just go get a triple scoop waffle ice cream cone and look for better recognition at my church or senior citizen's community center...
Yumm...parlenes and caramel cream...
I just finished my tour of duty in my church on Session (council). I think you're on to something there.....Ummm..there is no bad ice cream...regardless of how it is delivered...Cold Stone, here I come...
I'll take my cookies and cream in a cup, please. Homey don't do waffles.
Ummm..there is no bad ice cream...regardless of how it is delivered...Cold Stone, here I come...
That's the best idea you've had all day.
One more time ....With feeling
Ahhhhhhh. So nice. :-)
BS for being ooky.
WTF is "ooky?" Is that like "okay" with too many typos in it?
Ahhhhhhh. So nice. :-)
BS for not offering to run my trash cart out to the curb tonight. :-)
Say it phonetically. It is like icky, but for grownups.
Say it phonetically. It is like icky, but for grownups.
Here's an "I had a few drinks with lunch and now I'm waiting for Chem lab" BS.
Here's an "I am jealous of Mike220's few drinks, and knowing that his Chem lab will be finished before I am released for the day" BS.
Admit it this is really your way to get your S&M rocks off isn;t it? Bitchslap.
BS because I'm on nightshift :-)
Gonna be 70 degrees here today. I think that is worth a BS.
We passed our inventory audit! A BS to everybody on the last page of this thread. :-)
Now, maybe I can get some sleep!
BS for Battle Hymn's bs to me!
And, it is still a lovely day, making Chris's roasted pork today. YAY!
Another one just to let you know I only care to BS the very best.....................................................Ok I lied . I did just for the hell of it.
Yeah, I'd be bitchslappin' too if I was on nightshift.
h5
BS for the remark in the "am I going to hell" thread about not having to see snowflakes ever again.
I chopped enough ice today to make an igloo. Well, maybe just a large dog house, but still...
Yeah 21 years and on nightshift! BS just because I'm a nice guy! :-)
When I worked nights some years ago, we called the day shift peeps "day whores".
These days I'm proud to be a day whore.
It's 5 am in LA, and I"m awake. BS, sir.
It's 5 am in LA, and I"m awake. BS, sir.
And I've been up since 4:30 my time. That's 1:30 yours. I was on my way to work when you were doing last ****ing call and crawling over to Jerry's Famous Deli for something to put on your stomach to puke back up this morning.
BS for you too.
What if that last call was a smoothie, with just a touch of LA fagness? Don't they call those things "Shirley Temple's"?
Well, I was going to say to put something on his stomach BESIDES BOOZE AND SPERM, but hey, that just wouldn't be right.
I was on Days for a long time before I took the Lead job on nights. I should BSmyself for that
It's 5 am in LA, and I"m awake. BS, sir.
BS cuz the day went too dang fast. 70+ degrees today, and 19 in my immediate future. Gotta take some Vitamin C and give you a BS!
BS because it wasn't no 70° just an hour North of you!!
I'm trying to take this BS seriously, at least for tonight:
http://e.ggtimer.com/60%20minutes (http://e.ggtimer.com/60%20minutes)
Bitchslaps for both of you for needing cheat devices to know when an hour is up.
My wife told me to BS you for saying an egg timer was a cheating device. :popcorn:
BS for being whiny. And, in the summer when it is cooler there than here for being neener-neenery. :tongue:
And when the hour is up in 19 minutes I'll bitchslap ya again for not having your own set of balls.
I gave those things up a long time ago to have the privilege of farting in bed on someone other than just myself.
And another one goes and another one goes and another one bites the dust.
Bitchslaps for both of you for needing cheat devices to know when an hour is up.
they're not cheat devices when you don't wear a wristwatch. Bitchslapped for inciting a riot. Again.
Bitchslapped for not knowing how to take advantage of the chaos. STILL.
And a BS in return because of you whining about 19°....... just remember, when it's 19°, it's usually another 5° (sometimes 10°) COLDER here !!
Bitchslapped for not understanding that chaos is an objective of this thread. Riots? Not so much. Yes, Sparky, there is a difference. :-)
BS cause I just finished stats homework and I need to hit somebody, even if it's virtually.
**** RMS and standard deviation.
It's your fault I have to annotate this ridiculous slide deck, Euph. BS.
(This could be the end of "It's Bush's fault"; for now on, "it's Eupher's fault") :tongue:
Ain't nothing like a little chaos with my coffee! BS!
Is chaos another word for clotted cream?
BS for a silly question. Clotted Cream is not for coffee. It's for strawberries. :-)
BS for a silly question. Clotted Cream is not for coffee. It's for strawberries. :-)
Godot eats nothing with the word "clotted" in it.
Unless it's blood. That's ok. I mean, I can never resist a good Scab Pie with heparin sauce. (But notice that the word "clotted" is not in its name. Just lots and lots of delectable dried scabs in a nice scalloped crust [minced scallops in the dough gives it that extra something]. Yumm.)
Let me see if I have the rules correct here...if I BS you Eupher, you in turn will H5 me?
Let's play!
BS to Euph for being a straight-up guy.
BS to Sparky for being a miserable SOB who's gonna spend his weekend digging out. Again.
And BS to anyone who shit-talks Jerry's Deli for making the best G-ddamned Chicken Kreplach Soup on Earth.
I think that covers everyone., :cheersmate:
Let me see if I have the rules correct here...if I BS you Eupher, you in turn will H5 me?
Let's play!
I think it is more like if you BS him, you will get BS'd by someone else, or maybe H5'd. But, BS'ing him makes him happy, so, there ya go!
Oh yeah Eupher, I got you back now, since my Karma reloaded!
BS to Euph for being a straight-up guy.
BS to Sparky for being a miserable SOB who's gonna spend his weekend digging out. Again.
And BS to anyone who shit-talks Jerry's Deli for making the best G-ddamned Chicken Kreplach Soup on Earth.
I think that covers everyone., :cheersmate:
BS to the both of ya for being gross.
Cept, I have to wait an hour for Eupher's.
But, I'll be back!
And BS for you for not even KNOWING what a ****ing snowshovel LOOKS like--and no fair Googling it now.
Which Jerry's would that be--the one in Marina del Rey, or Irvine?
It's been so damned long since I had a GOOD deli sandwich. When I am in Vegas for my upcoming vacation, I'm gonna have to go over to the Mirage and have one of those big-as-your-****ing-head pastrami sandwiches over at the Carnegie Deli.
Darlin', you make my heart go pitter-patter.
First of all, you Nor'Easter troll...I'll have you know I did my 74 year-old mom a solid favor and bought her a snowblower. If she doesn't know how to use it, I'm sure she'll find some illegal to do it for her. Anything beyond that isn't my problem, is it? :-)
As far as Jerry's, I prefer the Solley's franchise in Sherman Oaks, just off Ventura at Van Nuys. Although, Carnegie has the better brand of Cream Soda. LOL
"straight-up guy?" That's a good thing, right? :lmao:
I wouldn't know Jerry's Deli if I got ptomaine in the place. And I'm gonna have to google "chicken kreplach soup." No friggin' idea.
I'm in that same line of fire that Sparky's in, vis a vis snow. Except I get dumped on tomorrow instead of the weekend.
Spark, hold fire. I got THREE freakin' snow shovels.
At least your mother is smart enough to NOT GO OUT INTO THE ****ING SNOW AND ICE IN CROCS.
Well, that's true...
Which is precisely why I'll be chowing down on fish tacos at Neptune's Net at County Line Wednesday afternoon while the rest of your poor souls will be digging out from all this Global Warming.
:-) :rotf: :cheersmate:
PS - I'll drop the top down on my car in honor of those of you in colder climates. :fuelfire:
And another BS because you're rubbing in the poor weather that 3/4s of the Nation is going to have to deal with.
TOOOTALLY worth it, dude. :bird:
But seriously, Godspeed all of you, INCLUDING my FAMILY who are hunkering down this afternoon.
I'm gonna be worrying my ass off, mainly because there isn;'t a damn thing I can do to help them until the flight situation stabilizes.
And you wonder why the other 49 states want California to fall into the friggin ocean.
That's cool. I've got two. One I keep on the back porch and one I have in the garage for cleanup in the driveway after snowblowing.
I do NOT envy you with all the ice storms around your way. Keep your head down and stay the hell off the roads.
(Whinging, whine, piss and moan.....somebody bitchslap me POST-HASTE!!!!!!!!) :rotf: :lmao:
Well, that's true...
Which is precisely why I'll be chowing down on fish tacos at Neptune's Net at County Line Wednesday afternoon while the rest of your poor souls will be digging out from all this Global Warming.
:-) :rotf: :cheersmate:
PS - I'll drop the top down on my car in honor of those of you in colder climates. :fuelfire:
And one more for Euph because he blows (Horns that is).
Well, according to our more local weathercasts, I-70 (roughly) is the dividing line. They get ice to the south. We get the snow - upwards of 20 inches of the shit.
If I gotta get the shit, I'd rather have the snow - not the ice. Mrs E came home at noon and Mizzou is closed tomorrow. Lucky her. I get to deal with the ****ing snow AND go to work. (Whinging, whine, piss and moan.....somebody bitchslap me POST-HASTE!!!!!!!!) :rotf: :lmao:
I BS'd ya cuz my boss told me she wishes I would get rid of my dog. :argh: She wanted me to stay over tonight so I could be available. I said nope. But that means I get to do the ice ice baby shuffle tomorrow. Woo friggin hoo. 45 minute one way turns into 2.5 hours easy this way.
Another kick in the bollocks because we all like a little bit of the old UV.
(http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/499566005/A_Clockwork_Orange-Alex_De_Large_1_bigger.jpg)
Didja tell your boss that you wish she'd get rid of her dog BREATH?
Maybe it's all that lickin' in some private parts or somethin'.
Good luck tomorrow. h5.
Another kick in the bollocks because we all like a little bit of the old UV.
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My BF told me to respond "I wish you would get rid of your kids." LOL. She is a piece of work. I ain't going in, it is super crap today, so BS for you!
Airwolf, you been out stompin' people to death again? :o Hell, I didn't know you had it in you! (You really should lighten up so you can get out of jail, yunno......)
h5
It's the voices in my head coming from the VRWC HD radio. What can I say.
BS---Just because this needed to be kicked....
....to the curb?
Night shift is wonderful, isn't it? :-)
BS for rolling blackouts!
It's the voices in my head coming from the VRWC HD radio. What can I say.
BS for not observing OPSEC.
I'm already on my third cup of coffee. I'm going to be a hopped up BS'ing machine today. So here ya go.
Are you saying you've been rolled?
(My stepson in Austin was commenting on this. Maybe you guys should've paid your light bill?)
h5
And they call it puppy loveeeeeee . A new BS for you.
I'm already on my third cup of coffee. I'm going to be a hopped up BS'ing machine today. So here ya go.
What happened to your BS machine? The one you were bitchslapped for because you were so fired up on coffee you couldn't spell it out?You ain't even gonna get the TShirt....... :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
I'm promised a gazillion bitchslaps and all I get is this ****ing T-shirt. :whatever:
You ain't even gonna get the TShirt....... :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
Because its night shift, raining, and cold.........BS for you! :-)
What happened to your BS machine? The one you were bitchslapped for because you were so fired up on coffee you couldn't spell it out?
I'm promised a gazillion bitchslaps and all I get is this ****ing T-shirt. :whatever:
:rotf: :lmao:
Mike - you're a piece of real, honest-to-God intestinal fortitude.
I've had shit to do today - like install another ****ing hard drive (which took an extra trip to Radio Shirk) and preparing my documentation for taxes.
I'm ready for a couple million h5's right now, but I'll settle for the bitchslaps that have rained down on me.
:-)
BS because I have my favorite beer and that makes me so happy I just have to BS someone.
You know Euph, it's not hard to imagine a papier-mache pinata of your avatar. I've been quietly BSing you. But I think I'm going to have to H5 you for thinking of this venting-pissed-offedness machine. Kind of reminds me of those experiments where people give other anonymous people--or so they think they're doing--electric shocks. I'm assuming being pro-BS doesn't make you anti-H5.
High Fives for what ?!?!?!?!?
Since when does someone NEED an excuse to administer h5s when bitchslaps are given out so indiscriminately?For the record, I have given NO indiscriminate BitchSlaps since you've started this thread..... Everything you have, you've asked for.... :hammer: :hammer: :loser:
<crickets>
:-)
For the record, I have given NO indiscriminate BitchSlaps since you've started this thread..... Everything you have, you've asked for.... :hammer: :hammer: :loser:
Yeah, but you ain't the only fly in the ointment, or the only fish in the sea.
Gimme a bitchslap for mixing metaphors like that.
:-)
No chance in hell......
Just got back from the gym and I have 9 more bitchslaps. I feel so special. :yahoo:
Here's a post workout H5 to break the monotony. And now that it's broken, I'll be back in an hour for another bitchslap.
An early Sunday Super Bowl day BS for you.
I am the guy in the Nation who truly does not give a shit about the Super Bowl. Whether it's the Baltimore Colts or the Washington Senators, it's all the same to me.
h5
BS for the LOL. At this point I am done with the SuperBowl. Can't watch the news and not see anything about the superbowl. I am so tired of the superbowl. My boyfriend isn't a football person, so there will be no superbowl on my tv today. I will get updates from my buddies, and my other tv.
I am the guy in the Nation who truly does not give a shit about the Super Bowl. Whether it's the Baltimore Colts or the Washington Senators, it's all the same to me.
h5
Does you have teh gay? :naughty:r
Does you have teh gay? :naughty:
I have teh ghey about as much as you have tats.
Oh, wait........
(http://209.85.62.26/6026/144/emo/lalatu.gif) You have TEH GAY!
There is nothing monotonous about bitchslaps. Each one brings a special uplift to my shattered soul. :-)
h5
You have to watch out for that Eupher guy... he's sneaky.
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All right then. Here's a pre-workout bitchslap.
And don't worry, I don't care about the Superbowl either. I'm actually going to stay home and work on homework instead. Even though I'll be doing histograms for stats, but at least I'm learning something.
Histograms are important. The Super Bowl? Not so much, unless you're a cheerleader with perky tits.
BS for posting histograms and cheerleaders in the same sentence. Or not.
OK, you want a H5 then to "equalize"?
No. :whistling:
That was 744, your count is rising again.
Yes, it took a mighty jump over the weekend. I was deflated for him but alas! today he's on a roll again. :rotf:
And so there's hope!
Sometimes, just a buck or two in the right palm sorta greases things along, if ya know what I mean.
:whistling:
for over 700 bitchslaps more than the palm got greased :lmao:
Well, I did render down a pound of bacon and I had a tub of lard in my pantry.......
But, didja make soap?
BS just because I haven't blessed ya for a couple days.
Your efforts are appreciated, and a fond embrace in return.
h5
I'm starting to feel a little bad about this BS stuff Eupher, not your intention right? Have another anyhoo :-)
Why are you feeling bad? What are you feeling, besides a slight sting in your hand as you administer that bitchslap?
You can tell me. Just call me Dr. Euph. :rotf:
h5
Well doc. I have a touch of remorse. You seem like a nice enough fellow, really not worthy of this violence, small act that it is. Even though you've taken this with a grin and warm comment after the fact...ugh, that's ookey when typed, it would be much easier to administer if you were like the other (no names mentioned) who seems to relish the act. I feel no ugly emminating from you.
What the hell... I feel better about this already. Take your medicine doc! BS.
Maybe we should make him beg for it?
Maybe we should make him beg for it?
OOOOOOO!!!!! I like it! You get the H5, so no karma left to BS Eupher. Till he begs. BEGS I say!! :-)
I might be in a for a bribe. We could get him to 999 and hold a raffle or lottery.
I might be able to be bribed to keep his karma at a -999 for as long as we want.......
I might be able to be bribed to keep his karma at a -999 for as long as we want.......
I might be able to be bribed to keep his karma at a -999 for as long as we want.......
Ok i'll bet 10,000 quatloos to keep him at -999
Doing my part. Is it wrong to give a BS then feel bad about it and then turn around and give a hi 5 to counter it? :-)
Ummm, NO!! Federal Reserve notes or precious metals......
next thing you'll suggest is Latinum or some other silly shit like that
With the current value of the American Dollar are you sure thats the right thing to do?
True. In that case, an indescriminate BS :-)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/svoman2300/Smilies/anim_head_slap-03.gif)
No, more like the "Post Whore" smiley, only saying "bitch slap whore"
:postwhore:
No, more like the "Post Whore" smiley, only saying "bitch slap whore"
:postwhore:
Bitch slap guy (http://209.85.62.26/6026/144/emo/fatguy.gif)
DUmmie (http://209.85.62.26/6026/144/emo/cross_eyed.gif)
Texascop's new ride (http://209.85.62.26/6026/144/emo/sbussmilie.gif)
(http://209.85.62.26/6026/144/emo/av-1.gif)
just a few from my arsenal
I am proud to report that the Bitchslap gods have seen the error of their ways and have once again granted me the bitchslaps that they had oh-so-rudely withdrawn.
I'm back down in the shithole again!
:yahoo: :yahoo:
A congratulatory bitch slap for you kind sir.
Hey, how did I warrant a short bus? :tongue:
What the hell is that photo in your sig? Rather disturbing.
Some bored, but SMOKING HOT chick playing with a door stopper.
:stoner:
Man, look at those funny colors. The mirror is alive.
BS just because I care :cheersmate:
Dropping acid ?
BS in support of your cause.
You, sir, have the twisted sense of humor admired by cowboys/girls. A trait just about as valuable as actual job skills. :clap:
BS because I can!
Indeed. And you care about the Quest, of course. (But not enough to send a Hallmark card. :p)
h5
American Greetings are cheaper. :-)
H5 just to be obstinate!!
:bird:
It's either that or he's dreaming of furries.
It's either that or he's dreaming of furries.
If you care so much, why didn't you send a Hallmark card? :hammer:
h5 anyway, because I need the bitchslap. :-)
Don't have your address or I would've mailed a BS to you. As it is this'll have to do.
BS'd for no address :-)
Don't have your address or I would've mailed a BS to you. As it is this'll have to do.
BS'd for no address :-)
I have it. I send hate mail on a regular basis..... :popcorn:
As long as we've got CC, there's no need to mail out bitchslaps. Just reach right over and click on the little button, and poof! Bitchslapped!
:-)
h5
Yes, I can vouch for this. I can tell it comes from him because it's postmarked from Oklahoma. (He thinks he's pulling a fast one, but I'm onto his ass.....)
:tongue:
In that case....Early Morning BS'd :-)
One just to help ya on your way today.
Not much verve behind it, it's still early here.
Gotcha, and thanks.
h5
an a few High 5s to counter those Bitch Slaps.....
:bird:
Why is it that you Army doggies keep offering to have sex with people of the same sex ?!?!?!? I told you, "No, Thanks" before!!! :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
**** is an English word that is generally considered profane which, in its most literal meaning, refers to the act of sexual intercourse. However, by extension it may be used to negatively characterize anything that can be dismissed, disdained, defiled, or destroyed.
"****" can be used as a verb, adverb, adjective, command, interjection, noun, and can logically be used as virtually any word in a sentence (e.g., "**** the ****ing ****ers"). Moreover, it is one of the few words in the English language which could be applied as an infix (e.g., "Am I sexy? Abso****inglutely!"; "Bull****ingshit!"). It has various metaphorical meanings. The verb "to be ****ed" can mean "to be cheated" (e.g., "I got ****ed by a scam artist"), or alternatively, to be sexually penetrated. As a noun "a ****" or "a ****er" may describe a contemptible person. "A ****" may mean an act of copulation. The word can be used as an interjection, and its participle is sometimes used as a strong emphatic. The verb to **** may be used transitively or intransitively, and it appears in compounds, including **** off, **** up, "**** you", and **** with. In less explicit usages (but still regarded as vulgar), **** or **** with can mean to mess around, or to deal with unfairly or harshly. In a phrase such as "don't give a ****", the word is the equivalent of "damn", in the sense of something having little value. In "what the ****!", it serves merely as an intensive. If something is very abnormal or annoying "this is ****ed up!" may be said.
Like a Sailor needs a lecture on the word, "****"..... ::)
BTW, flipping the bird mean, "**** you", not "go get ****ed", "**** yourself", etc. Now, go UN**** yourself, Doggie breath!! And, an high 5 just to be contrary.....
Ok... A "before my weigh in BS".
About where I expected to be. I'm in a weightloss competition through the gym at work. I'm where I thought I was.
Oh
You still get a BS for it :-)
I'm a happy camper.
btw, I weighed in yesterday myself and I've crossed the 20 lb. weight-loss barrier. But no Ex-Lax. That's cheating. :lmao:
I've done the Ex-Lax thing to lose weight. It's NOT fun!!
BS to to Thor for cheating......... :-)
Just starting it. First weigh in was today at work in the body fat tub to get my baseline weight and body fat percentage. It was cool. I was not surprised. I told my trainer thats helping me that there's alot of diets and stuff out there and that it get overwhelming to someone like me that wants to lose weight. Hopefully I Can get sown to where I want to be.
Oh BS to Eupher just because I can
BS to to Thor for cheating......... :-)
One does what one NEEDS to do!! I take it that you never wrestled in high school or did any competitions that required weight categories??Who me? I would never do something like that O-).
Who me? I would never do something like that O-).
Hey! Where the hell is my bitchslap?!? :bawl:
h5 anyway.
Awww, Poor Euph. I'll give ya an high5 for condolences...
The power of the bitchslap will compell you or something like that.
Yes. I feel the vibes.........
h5
Am I supposed to be offended? :p
Screw karma symmetry.
healing white BS hurtling down the pike
Am I supposed to be offended? :p
Screw karma symmetry.
May the bitchslap be with you.
Oh well, why not? It's been a while. A morning BS to you.
Yes, I noticed it's been a while. Kinda was thinking I've been forsaken or somethin'......... :bawl:
h5
I would never forsake you buddy. I just used up my Karma H5'ing people. I saw you were having a steady pace of BS's, so I wasn't too worried. :p
You apparently omitted me!! :bawl:
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG. :thatsright: Quitcherbitchin.....you have a Hi5 now. Happy???
:-)
Here ya go, Eupher:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRHK0K2ii6Q[/youtube]
If your happy for a bitchslap ,clap your hands!
If your happy for a bitchslap ,clap your hands!
BS for screwing up that whole "your" vs. "you're" thing!
Dropped off a happy Thursday BS for you. (I made that happy Thursday part up :-))
Early morning first day back at work BS for you, Euph :-)
If your happy for a bitchslap ,clap your hands!
I can't BS you yet, because I H5'd Thor instead. :tongue:
How many Bitch Slaps do you want to give him?? :evil:
I can't BS you yet, because I H5'd Thor instead. :tongue:
I just had to give some undeserved high fives just to be obstinate. :tongue:
:bitchslap:
:fos:
:tongue:
My quest at work tonight will be to put Eupher over the top on BS's! If all hell doesn't break loose again. :-) I would love to see someone besides a troll get 1000.
Here goes 1 of many for tonight!
BS'd
Here is one for your goal, mdsomethinsomethingstuffandwhatevermec
You are delightful.
h5
I am humbled by your consideration.
It was really for mdsomethingandstuffwhatevermec. Because he has to work. :-)
It was really for mdsomethingandstuffwhatevermec. Because he has to work. :-)
Thank you Issa and a ^ 5 to you! I'm going to have to change my name to that.... :cheersmate:
Euph...There would've been more but that whole hell breaking loose thing showed up again....So, here's a late night because it's raining BS. :-)
Hi5 back to you for yucky hours! And for being a Saint's fan! And I thought I had a confusing name!
Euph, I will get you in a sec.
I am truly humbled. This is a milestone that just doesn't happen every day.
Isn't there some sort of prize for reaching 900 bitchslaps? If not, just keep bitchslappin'. That'll be enough.
Gina - where the hell did that web site come from? :o :o :o :o
Damn.........
Yeah, the prize is "Dirtbag of the Year" award.... :hammer: :hammer:
(http://texaslynn.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/dirtbag.jpg?w=230&h=238)
I am truly humbled. This is a milestone that just doesn't happen every day.
Isn't there some sort of prize for reaching 900 bitchslaps? If not, just keep bitchslappin'. That'll be enough.
Gina - where the hell did that web site come from? :o :o :o :o
Damn.........
Sir Google blessed me with it :lmao:
Lotsa nifty stuff there, but I didn't see any bitchslappin' goin' on....... :naughty:
uh oh :lmao:
A back to work for OT BS!
Thor--- From aviation nut to the other, I've had this name since I first started hanging ten on the innerwebz back in 1997. Can't seem to make myself get rid of it.
Issa-- Had to go back to nights to get the promotion to supervisor, so I'll deal with it until shift bid comes in Sept. Its not too bad, no upper management here at night, so we can get some work done.
A back to work for OT BS!
Thor--- From aviation nut to the other, I've had this name since I first started hanging ten on the innerwebz back in 1997. Can't seem to make myself get rid of it.
Issa-- Had to go back to nights to get the promotion to supervisor, so I'll deal with it until shift bid comes in Sept. Its not too bad, no upper management here at night, so we can get some work done.
A back to work for OT BS!
Thor--- From aviation nut to the other, I've had this name since I first started hanging ten on the innerwebz back in 1997. Can't seem to make myself get rid of it.
Issa-- Had to go back to nights to get the promotion to supervisor, so I'll deal with it until shift bid comes in Sept. Its not too bad, no upper management here at night, so we can get some work done.
I always liked nights better,too, and for the same reasons. Day shift has too much bullshit involved.
I bitchslapped a man in Reno just to watch him cry...........
Dude, I've slapped you like 20 times! 1,000 takes a LONG time!
and just when you think that you're even closer, some ass.hole will come along and take them away.......
shhhhh. Don't let Thor see that I BS'd ya. Better make it this time dude.
1+ because I'm almost to 500 posts :p
BS for me havin' to wait 52 minutes on hold to talk to the IRS today.
might wanna do it again, as we got our tax return last week.
BS because my CPA just got my paperwork today, and I have no idea what the outcome will be.
h5 for the pins and needles.
who keeeps taking your bs's away, Eupher? :lmao:
You asked that question once already today.
You mean you honestly don't know? I'll give ya a hint. He's a schmuck. :censored:
well that narrows it down :whistling:
Yeah, but don't let that stop ya. Just rear back and bitchslap away.
You'll thank me in the mornin'........ :-)
BS'ed because it is Thursday.
BS'd cuz someone doesn't have beer. And it ain't me! :cheersmate:
You asked that question once already today.
You mean you honestly don't know? I'll give ya a hint. He's a schmuck. :censored:
BS'd cuz someone doesn't have beer. And it ain't me! :cheersmate::tongue:
BS'd because so far my night has went like complete crap.
Thanks....needed that.
PS,
can guests see the crying in my beer section? If not, I may have to put a rant in there.
BS'd because so far my night has went like complete crap.
Thanks....needed that.
PS,
can guests see the crying in my beer section? If not, I may have to put a rant in there.
The hills are alive with the sound of Bitchslapsssssssss
It's about damned time!
I was thinking you got stuck with the von Trapp family somewhere and you couldn't escape Salzburg.
h5
Do a BS a female BS!
Multiple bitchslaps are some of My Favorite Things.
I need a H5 cuz someone BS'd me. I am not whining. 1 for you Euph :bitchslap:
NO, guests cannot see that board.
I need a H5 cuz someone BS'd me. I am not whining. 1 for you Euph :bitchslap:
That';s the way uh huh Uh huh I BITCHSLAP uh huh uh huh. That's the way I bitchslap. Ahhh yes the disco years.
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, always gonna run around and BS you....."
BS'd and Rick rolled..... :-)
H5 for originality. :-)
h5 to you for getting up before noon.
:-)
And to you, sir, just for bein you. :cheersmate: :-)
Definitely making progress. I miss smoking and all that fun stuff, but I am committed to NEVER feeling that degree of fear and helplessness again.
Let's put it this way...when I was 21, I almost drowned during a camping trip to Lake Berryessa in NoCal. That incident was almost orgasmic compared to what happened on the freeway that afternoon.
Uh-uh. I'm a good boy from here on in.
Definitely making progress. I miss smoking and all that fun stuff, but I am committed to NEVER feeling that degree of fear and helplessness again.
Let's put it this way...when I was 21, I almost drowned during a camping trip to Lake Berryessa in NoCal. That incident was almost orgasmic compared to what happened on the freeway that afternoon.
Uh-uh. I'm a good boy from here on in.
Glad you're doing better. I quit smoking in 2004, never looked back. But it is nice getting up at the crack of noon for an early start. :-) ^5 to you, sir.
Euph,
An OT BS for you....
BS to both of y'all for being anti-smoking Nazis......
BS to both of y'all for being anti-smoking Nazis......
that reminds me of a blinkie I have seen on some boards
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Unless someone is blowing it directly at me or I'm eating, I'm generally pretty easy going about it. Or if the room is small. As a smoker I hated smoking on airplanes, it was just too cramped and sucked. My eyes were bloodshot afterwards :-). Thats my excuse anyway. ^5 to everyone except Eupher.
Even though I still smoke, there are common courtesies I still follow.
Now Thor, that wasn't very nice at all. :-)
A BS with my fist of fire and the tiger blood in my body. Yeah I'm running low on material.
Lousy, stupid, I hate Mondays bitchslap.
K & BS'd
Too much to do and not enough time. BS!
BS. Good morning, Euph! :-)
Moanin'.
(That's what happens after a prize bitchslap.)
That line was so tasty, it deserves another BS.
Plus, I put a little stank on it for ya. :cheersmate:
That line was so tasty, it deserves another BS.
Plus, I put a little stank on it for ya. :cheersmate:
One for you, just to let you know you're not immune.
And right back atcha, chooch :-)
What were you trying to do there, TICKLE ME?
I was gonna make some crack there about asking someone else that question, but then decided not to go there. :rotf:
H5, btw
A double time BS for you! Making money the old fashioned way, BS'ing.
A joyous BS for ya, Eupher, just because I'm glad to be home at my own desk.
I wonder how many you've REALLY received?
One DOES wonder, don't they?? :fuelfire:
A joyous BS for ya, Eupher, just because I'm glad to be home at my own desk.
I wonder how many you've REALLY received?
Double your pleasure,Double your bitchslap.
I guess that Eupher abandoned his quest....... :(
I guess that Eupher abandoned his quest....... :(
Wrap your embouchure around this BS, Euph.
Good morning... :-)
Haven't been able to play for the past couple days. :bawl:
Got a really nasty fever blister. God, I hate these things. Caused by herpes simplex virus Type 1. This is as opposed to the more, uh, intimate herpes simplex virus Type 2. Which I don't have. Along with crocs. I don't have those either.
:-)
It wouldn't surprise me if you were to go out and buy a pair of Crocs......... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Can you fit them on your face? :rofl:
I'm hoping Thor can answer that question. Curious minds wanna know! :hyper:
How the hell would I know ?!?!?!?!? Shoes don't go on your face, ya tards!!! :hammer: :-)
Do Crocs help heal fever blisters/cold sores?
If so, I'm there. I'll take a size 12, EEE.
Can you fit them on your face? :rofl:
Then where the hell do you get the connection between Crocs and fever blisters?!?!
I'm really confused now!
[/vesta mode]
BS Euph because I was gone for a bit in West Texas!
BS because you didn't realize vesta WOULD be able to draw a connection between crocs and fever blisters.
Well, in HER mind, anyway.
Bitch slap cause it's raining and that makes me happy, so I feel generous.
Welcome back! I hope you weren't shot at by illegals, or forced to cater to them at gunpoint, or otherwise had to inconvenience yourself to allow the human avalanche to continue to invade our country.
h5 for surviving another encounter.
Oh, and the bitchslap. Always appreciated. :-)
Nah, visiting my grand daughter. The food is awesome. Of course with my fling benefits, had to take the scenic route through Albuquerque. :-) Took a few days off when I got back to get some things done....BTW another BS for you, thanks for the welcome back....
I hope your granddaughter is as appreciative of your visit as I am your bitchslaps. Sorta sets the tone for the rest of the night! :lmao:
I'll set your "tone"........ :fuelfire: :hammer: :rotf:
Cool! I've been looking to change the ringing sound on my cell phone anyway.
Anything but rap and country.
And thanks!
:whistling:
How about this one, then?? (A little Motownish tune) :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU
I'll have to check it later. (They have a thing against youtube in these parts.....)
How about this one, then?? (A little Motownish tune) :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/md11hydmec/pics/bs4.jpg)
Believe me, we both can appreciate it. I'll sit her down one day and tell the the story of the eternal BS's and how Eupher defended the use of them. This story will be told for years to come.....
I figured if Mikey Morass can make it, I'm a shoe in!
Oh, BS for you!
I just found out I have a biology exam next Monday... On my birthday... After I plan on doing the Fry St. Crawl... :argh: :argh: :censored:
I am going to be so ****ing hungover (if I'm not still drunk) that it's going to suck donkey balls.
Expect a bitchslap anytime I'm near a computer. Here's one now.
Has it been an hour yet?
:bitchslap:
Why yes it has.
Another hour, another :bitchslap: . I'm going to go play some Fallout: New Vegas now. Killing mutated bugs and gang members is good for the soul.
Damn! A triple whammy for today!
h5
That's a bitch slap for starting an annoying thread.
Number 5.
Hows that feel? You're getting close... Again...
BS just in case you though I forgot about you.
This thread is slowing down. I'm getting worried!!!!!eleventy!!!!! :overreaction: :ohnoes: :beathorse: :wtf3:
h5
Geez. Quiturbitchin. Here is a BS.
Quit bithcin' attention whore or you'll get a few ^5's from me! Here's a BS just 'cause!
My karma is equal, I am balanced :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:. Whatever! You'll get anothe BS in about 30 minutes when I can BS you again.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddd another BS for you!
It seems the BS I giveth, the Thor taketh away! Another for you my friend......
It seems the BS I giveth, the Thor taketh away! Another for you my friend......
960 because Mike found my favorite seasonal beer, and I have had no luck. He sent me a picture and everything, and I am sad. :bawl: :bawl:
If you got the money, I got the stuff...
We'd have to meet halfway, though. :-)
Well, I'll stop by Albertsons tomorrow. If they have any left, I'll pick you up a couple sixers and find someplace between Arlington and Denton to meet. Cost you the price of the beer and $5 or some Starbucks for shipping and handling.
I am in Garland, not Arlington, and drive through Richardson every day because I work in N. Dallas, so I am sure we can figure out something. :-)
Oh yeah. Mornin Eupher! BS for you.
And a Saturday night BS because my partner and I won our tennis match!
I am in Garland, not Arlington, and drive through Richardson every day because I work in N. Dallas, so I am sure we can figure out something. :-)
Oh yeah. Mornin Eupher! BS for you.
Why did I think you were in Arlington? You are right next to where I grew up in Mesquite though. Yeah, I'm sure we can figure something out. I'll be heading to Albertsons today to check out the beer situation and I'll let you know.
ETA, morning Euph. How about a hungover bitchslap?
Because I graduated in HS in Arlington.
BS for Euph because I am in a good mood. :-)
Hey! that's where King of the Hill is filmed :cheersmate:
"filmed" ?!?!?!?!?!? Ummm, nope, try again.......
Why did I think you were in Arlington? You are right next to where I grew up in Mesquite though. Yeah, I'm sure we can figure something out. I'll be heading to Albertsons today to check out the beer situation and I'll let you know.
ETA, morning Euph. How about a hungover bitchslap?
I BS'd Eupher because Gina made me laugh and laugh with the whole "Arlington/Arlen filming" situation. :lmao:
:lmao: Arlen :lmao: leave me alone! I have been up since 2am!
(http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/chris-crocker-cries.jpg)
Ohhh, ****ing WAHHHHHHHHHHH. I went to bed at 0200. Note the time on my preceding post. (0356) So, can you cry for me a little more??
Hi. I've been dropping by and giving stealth BSes. Glad you haven't given up on your goal.
To dream the impossible dream........... :lmao: :lmao:
To dream the impossible dream........... :lmao: :lmao:
Hi. I've been dropping by and giving stealth BSes. Glad you haven't given up on your goal.
Good afternoon Euph. I'm pleased to inform you that as of 2 minutes ago, I just gave you your 100th bitchslap. I've been giving you some stealth ones just hoping it would fall to me on a slow day, and it did! And to commemorate this momentous occasion (as well as have proof it happened in case someone :whistling: messes with it again) I have photographic evidence.
Congrats, buddy!
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/_0ASBFd50OPk/Tac0JRHe98I/AAAAAAAAANU/eS_9uvO3AVM/s800/BS1000.jpg)
bitchslapped for not being able to count
bitchslapped for not being clear.
Bitchslapped (in 48 minutes) for quibbling.
Bitchslapped (in 48 minutes) for quibbling.
You officers and your big words...
Big penis as well.
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Good afternoon Euph. I'm pleased to inform you that as of 2 minutes ago, I just gave you your 100th bitchslap. I've been giving you some stealth ones just hoping it would fall to me on a slow day, and it did! And to commemorate this momentous occasion (as well as have proof it happened in case someone :whistling: messes with it again) I have photographic evidence.
Congrats, buddy!
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/_0ASBFd50OPk/Tac0JRHe98I/AAAAAAAAANU/eS_9uvO3AVM/s800/BS1000.jpg)
I am indeed honored and humbled to have reached the interim destination of 1,000 bitchslaps, and to have had you administer same.
Despite the repartee between you and dutch, this is a momentous occasion that should be celebrated with....
More Bitchslaps!
You see, I think it's true_blood that is up somewhere over 1,200 bitchslaps, so I'm still officially.........ON THE BITCHSLAP QUEST........[/glow]
All right then. Let's keep this going. There's number 1002 for ya.
There's a chance of freakin snow on Monday. This is your fault, Eupher. Smack.
Congrats Euph! Here's a congratulatory BS!
Between being busy at home on my off days and being busy here at work, not much time on the computer. I did breeze by and give you a few ninja BS's. :-)
You must be getting Eupher & me confused. I've been getting some of those "Ninja bitchslaps", too.. :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
You must be getting Eupher & me confused. I've been getting some of those "Ninja bitchslaps", too.. :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
:-) maaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyybe. I used to feel guilty about giving out BS's. Then I would counter it with a ^5. Now, I love giving BS's out.(thank God the J isn't next to the s)
Well, A&P mechanics are used to being on their knees.... :fuelfire:
Bitchslapped for boring me with this ridiculous topic.
More to follow...
BS because it is Monday, of a short week, and I just got more crap handed to me. Damn. :thatsright:
Be careful the fire you put out today, because tomorrow it will be your normal work duty.
Bitch slapped to parity....... :p
Thank God.
h5
No, it's. "Thanks, Thor" :lmao: :lmao:
Coming late to the party... :hammer:
Nursed a cold all weekend long, it's still here, my head's exploding, and the weather is going to be shitty from here on out, to the end of time. Cut the crap, Eupher, or the beatings will continue. Smack. :hammer:
Nursed a cold all weekend long, it's still here, my head's exploding, and the weather is going to be shitty from here on out, to the end of time. Cut the crap, Eupher, or the beatings will continue. Smack. :hammer:
I picked up the same nasty cold - chest cold, which is unusual.
Does that make you feel better? No? Well, dutch did say something about biting a pillow.
:-)
h5 - and I went home for the afternoon. Maybe my coughing won't spread the love so much with two dogs and two parrots to hear it.
Get you some Mucinex DM. I just got over that crap a week ago.
Eupher.
We had snowflakes falling out of the sky today, plus a bitter wind. Then it turned into nasty, loathesome hail. :hammer:
Eupher Buddy, your karma's lopsided, I need to give you a ^5 to help get it evened out. :-)
BS just because.....
Ditto.
...I'm a Doggie? :-)
h5
Unless my information is incorrect, I now have more bitchslaps accumulated than anyone else on CC.
Uh, sir, I really dislike to disagree, but JohnMatrix has 3,012, and I'm not even sure that's the top.
I thought TNO had 5,000+..
Had to get in one final BS. :-)
:-) I'm glad he helped me work through my guilt of giving BS's