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Title: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 25, 2011, 04:41:55 PM
I happened to look today and noticed I've inherited something like 16 bitchslaps in the last couple of days, with nobody having mentioned a damned thing about it.

Maybe that's a good thing. Maybe had you mentioned that you'd bitchslapped me, I would've said or done something that would warrant another one (or six, since some of you bastards like doling 'em out by the ****ing gross!).  :rotf:

I honestly do not give a shit about controlling the number of bitchslaps, except to increase them.

I'm on a quest. I want to be the first regular poster to achieve 1,000 bitchslaps. And I highly encourage those of you who bitchslap to have the 'nads of ANNOUNCING it so that I can repeat that behavior! It's important to me, dammit!

So bitchslap away!!

 :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 25, 2011, 04:44:16 PM
I'm your Huckleberry...

BS for bad-mouthing drum corps.  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 25, 2011, 04:45:49 PM
I'm your Huckleberry...

BS for bad-mouthing drum corps.  :-)

Drum corps is cool......













if you like headaches.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 25, 2011, 04:49:23 PM
BS just cuz you asked for it.   :bitchslap:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 25, 2011, 04:50:12 PM
BS just cuz you asked for it.   :bitchslap:

Thank you, Tots! You're a peach!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on January 25, 2011, 04:50:52 PM
Bitchslap for blowing hard round things.


Although, I should probably bitchslap myself too. I played the clarinet and trumpet. But I'm hoping to graduate to scraping a violin soon.  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 25, 2011, 04:54:03 PM
Bitchslap for blowing hard round things.


Although, I should probably bitchslap myself too. I played the clarinet and trumpet. But I'm hoping to graduate to scraping a violin soon.  :-)

Brass players refer to clarinets as "black sticks of death." They sound like cats fighting to me, although a bass clarinet's sound can be earthy.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on January 25, 2011, 04:59:58 PM
Brass players refer to clarinets as "black sticks of death." They sound like cats fighting to me, although a bass clarinet's sound can be earthy.

I can see that. Hit a note wrong and that squeal will rupture an eardrum.

But I love a good jazz clarinet. Not many do it well through and the best has to be Buddy DeFranco. One of the things I love about where I go to school... We have one hell of a jazz program. I need to remember to go to the One O'Clock Lab Band concert on Thursday...
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: mamacags on January 25, 2011, 05:00:36 PM
BS for making me think you were whining.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 25, 2011, 05:09:44 PM
I H5 you to mess up your potential BS record.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on January 25, 2011, 05:13:20 PM
BS to counter EC's H5.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: TexasCop on January 25, 2011, 05:27:42 PM
I was wondering what those were.  Hey, I have some!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 25, 2011, 05:50:55 PM
BS to counter EC's H5.

H5 to counter your BS that countered my H5.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on January 25, 2011, 06:00:13 PM
How about an "I don't want to do stats homework" BS?  :p
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: longview on January 25, 2011, 07:07:05 PM
BS'ed just to be nice.



I was kind of surprised that BSes were seen as a bad thing here.  I'm on a cattle forum where we are twisted enough to relish them and brag on our BS being greater than our H5s. 
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on January 25, 2011, 07:26:29 PM
And a "half hour to SOTU" BS.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on January 25, 2011, 08:01:11 PM
Eupher, weren't YOU one of the folks  chastizing me for complaining about the unannounced Bitch Slaps?!?!?!?!? Yes, I believe you were..... BS for whining......

About every time I open up the forum, I have a new bitch slap, yet again, unannounced or hidden in some ambiguous thread that I'll ever read.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on January 25, 2011, 08:02:34 PM
Ohh, and a BS to all of the other participants.....:lmao:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on January 25, 2011, 08:05:05 PM
I happened to look today and noticed I've inherited something like 16 bitchslaps in the last couple of days, with nobody having mentioned a damned thing about it.

Maybe that's a good thing. Maybe had you mentioned that you'd bitchslapped me, I would've said or done something that would warrant another one (or six, since some of you bastards like doling 'em out by the ****ing gross!).  :rotf:

I honestly do not give a shit about controlling the number of bitchslaps, except to increase them.

I'm on a quest. I want to be the first regular poster to achieve 1,000 bitchslaps. And I highly encourage those of you who bitchslap to have the 'nads of ANNOUNCING it so that I can repeat that behavior! It's important to me, dammit!

So bitchslap away!!

 :-)



Well If I must do so............
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: true_blood on January 25, 2011, 08:06:06 PM
I happened to look today and noticed I've inherited something like 16 bitchslaps in the last couple of days, with nobody having mentioned a damned thing about it.
HA! Tell me about it. I haven't posted in a couple of days sometimes and I get some serious BS's. :o
I got you beat Eupher. :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 25, 2011, 08:09:44 PM
HA! Tell me about it. I haven't posted in a couple of days sometimes and I get some serious BS's. :o
I got you beat Eupher. :cheersmate: :cheersmate:


:rofl:

There is a BS robot or something.  I think that happens to everyone on a daily basis.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 25, 2011, 08:27:10 PM
Ohh, and a BS to all of the other participants.....:lmao:

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn You!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 :argh:

Biotch slap!

 O-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 25, 2011, 08:29:43 PM
Eupher, weren't YOU one of the folks  chastizing me for complaining about the unannounced Bitch Slaps?!?!?!?!? Yes, I believe you were..... BS for whining......

About every time I open up the forum, I have a new bitch slap, yet again, unannounced or hidden in some ambiguous thread that I'll ever read.

And, yeah me too.  I figure people will look at me as a bad ass.   :angryvillagers:

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Revolution on January 25, 2011, 08:41:46 PM
BS to contribute to your goal, Euph.

And is there really a BS bot? I had no idea...
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 25, 2011, 08:54:57 PM
BS to contribute to your goal, Euph.

And is there really a BS bot? I had no idea...

No, there's not.  But I do believe we have some really bored members who BS for shits & giggles, many times per day.  :rotf:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 25, 2011, 08:57:59 PM
No, there's not.  But I do believe we have some really bored members who BS for shits & giggles, many times per day.  :rotf:

I do believe you believe correctly ma'am.  And so I shall grant you with a Hi5.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Revolution on January 25, 2011, 09:29:32 PM
No, there's not.  But I do believe we have some really bored members who BS for shits & giggles, many times per day.  :rotf:

Oh most certainly. I only asked because I know there's forum bots, spider bots etc that I know absolutely nothing about. For all I know, there could be a bot program that auto hits the BS button on a poster.  :lmao:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Chris_ on January 25, 2011, 09:34:43 PM
BS to contribute to your goal, Euph.

And is there really a BS bot? I had no idea...

I think BadCat made one for me a long time ago because I pissed him off about something. Everyday I logged in, I would have a new BS. I'm pretty sure it can be done!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 25, 2011, 09:38:30 PM
I don't get a lot of bitchslaps despite being the bunny hater here. That just gives me a blank check to hate bunnies!  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 05:18:29 AM
I H5 you to mess up your potential BS record.

Shit. BS in return.

 :banghead:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 05:23:06 AM
HA! Tell me about it. I haven't posted in a couple of days sometimes and I get some serious BS's. :o
I got you beat Eupher. :cheersmate: :cheersmate:


You know, I'd almost forgotten about you, TB. While I haven't administered them myself, I do believe you've amassed tremendous numbers of bitchslaps due to your propensity for post whoring.

Lotsa "attaboy's!" and "right on's". But not much substance.

Just sayin'.......

(Gimme a bitchslap today and I'll h5 you next Tuesday!)

 :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 05:29:18 AM
Eupher, weren't YOU one of the folks  chastizing me for complaining about the unannounced Bitch Slaps?!?!?!?!? Yes, I believe you were..... BS for whining......

About every time I open up the forum, I have a new bitch slap, yet again, unannounced or hidden in some ambiguous thread that I'll ever read.

You don't get it, my good man.

My "whining" was nothing more than a device for eliciting a bitchslap out of you.

And it worked......

 :rotf:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 05:31:09 AM
BS to contribute to your goal, Euph.

And is there really a BS bot? I had no idea...

Thanks, Rev.

Well, I'm no admin type, but no, I believe that karma has to physically happen. You've got a few folks who live for that shit.  :whatever:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Revolution on January 26, 2011, 08:13:15 AM
Another for answering my question.  :lmao:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: franksolich on January 26, 2011, 08:16:16 AM
Well now, why can't everybody just get along?

<<finds it easy to get along with everybody; a piece of cake.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 26, 2011, 08:24:53 AM
Well now, why can't everybody just get along?

<<finds it easy to get along with everybody; a piece of cake.

Frank, we ARE getting along, just funnin each other, that's all.  Well, at least on this particular thread anyway. 
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 08:30:01 AM
Frank, we ARE getting along, just funnin each other, that's all.  Well, at least on this particular thread anyway. 

HEY!

Where's my bitchslap?!?

 :argh:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 26, 2011, 08:32:12 AM
HEY!

Where's my bitchslap?!?

 :argh:

Ask and ye shall receive.  Mornin Euph!   :coffee:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 08:34:07 AM
Ask and ye shall receive.  Mornin Euph!   :coffee:

Thank you.  :-*

Just ducky!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 09:24:34 AM
Awwww, now looky here!

The spoil sports have DEDUCTED as many as 200 bitchslaps from my rep!

 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:

They can't stand it when a person WANTS to be bitchslapped!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 26, 2011, 09:27:19 AM
Well now, why can't everybody just get along?

<<finds it easy to get along with everybody; a piece of cake.

That deserves a bitchslap for the "Rodney King-can't we all just get along" moment. :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Chris_ on January 26, 2011, 09:32:11 AM
During Rodney King's trial, the defense contested the police report's statement about King's driving.  They said the 1988 Hyundai Excel couldn't possibly exceed speeds of 99 miles an hour as the police claimed. :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 26, 2011, 09:32:45 AM
Awwww, now looky here!

The spoil sports have DEDUCTED as many as 200 bitchslaps from my rep!

 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:

They can't stand it when a person WANTS to be bitchslapped!

Man, that ain't right.  Why waste a good BS if it just gets taken away??????????

 :sad1:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 26, 2011, 09:38:13 AM
I countered your BS to me, with another H5 to you.  ;)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 09:48:08 AM
I countered your BS to me, with another H5 to you.  ;)

Look, you're doing well with this rep thing - I'm a hopeless case, so it doesn't matter to me. Just go ahead and administer the bitchslap, and I'll reciprocate with a h5.

Okay?

(I really, really, really just am lookin' out for your reputation yunno.)  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 09:48:59 AM
Man, that ain't right.  Why waste a good BS if it just gets taken away??????????

 :sad1:

I'm tellin' ya, when it goes like that you KNOW you're a burr under their saddle!!

 :rotf:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 26, 2011, 09:55:51 AM
Look, you're doing well with this rep thing - I'm a hopeless case, so it doesn't matter to me. Just go ahead and administer the bitchslap, and I'll reciprocate with a h5.

Okay?

(I really, really, really just am lookin' out for your reputation yunno.)  :-)

Okay... I gave you ONE bitch slap.  It hurt me more than it hurt you.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 26, 2011, 09:56:04 AM
Good morning, Euph!

Have a BS with your eggs and bacon.  :-)

See ya in an hour.  :rotf:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 26, 2011, 09:58:33 AM
Good morning, Euph!

Have a BS with your eggs and bacon.  :-)

See ya in an hour.  :rotf:

It should be less than an hour for you.  Mine always says, "Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 0.25 hours."
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Tucker on January 26, 2011, 09:59:55 AM
I H5 you to mess up your potential BS record.

So did I.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 10:04:05 AM
So did I.

C'mon, Tuck! Have a heart! It's just a liddle ol' bitchslap! They never did you no harm!  :lmao:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 10:05:18 AM
Good morning, Euph!

Have a BS with your eggs and bacon.  :-)

See ya in an hour.  :rotf:

Eggs and bacon? Hell, I've been at work for 3 hours by now!

Go ahead and set your timer, though, and come back and whap the piss right outta me.  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Tucker on January 26, 2011, 10:05:50 AM
C'mon, Tuck! Have a heart! It's just a liddle ol' bitchslap! They never did you no harm!  :lmao:

If you insist.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Godot showed up on January 26, 2011, 10:08:09 AM
Could I just take a moment of your time to say I'm not getting involved? 
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on January 26, 2011, 10:08:19 AM
How's a "Just woke up from my post biology class nap" BS sounds?
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 10:08:55 AM
It should be less than an hour for you.  Mine always says, "Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 0.25 hours."

WELCOME.   TO.  KARMACOM.

THIS.  IS.  KARMACOM.

WELCOME.

YOU CAN DO ANYTHING WITH ZOMBOCOM.

THIS.    IS.   ZOMBOCOM.


Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 10:09:50 AM
How's a "Just woke up from my post biology class nap" BS sounds?

Love it! Were you dreaming of mitochondria, or nuclei?
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 10:10:15 AM
Could I just take a moment of your time to say I'm not getting involved? 

chicken.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 10:11:18 AM
Okay... I gave you ONE bitch slap.  It hurt me more than it hurt you.

Was it the stinging sensation in the palm, or just the thought that you could've given me a black eye?
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Godot showed up on January 26, 2011, 10:14:19 AM
chicken.

Brrruck!

Oh ok. Just gave you 352.

EC, the H5s don't affect Euph's goal. More H5s don't mean fewer BSs.

That would be kind of cool, though, wouldn't it? A subtract function on both? Could get more than a bit weird, though. But weird = cool.  :tongue:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 10:16:54 AM
Brrruck!

Oh ok. Just gave you 352.

EC, the H5s don't affect Euph's goal. More H5s don't mean fewer BSs.

That would be kind of cool, though, wouldn't it? A subtract function on both? Could get more than a bit weird, though. But weird = cool.  :tongue:

Damn, I worked hard for all those bitchslaps - had, oh, I dunno, something like 550. Then some admin schmuck erased 200 of 'em in a blink of an eye.



Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 26, 2011, 10:23:17 AM
WELCOME.   TO.  KARMACOM.

THIS.  IS.  KARMACOM.

WELCOME.

YOU CAN DO ANYTHING WITH ZOMBOCOM.

THIS.    IS.   ZOMBOCOM.


 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:   

It never gets old.  NEVER!!!!

Rewarded with a  :bitchslap:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 26, 2011, 10:28:43 AM
Brrruck!

Oh ok. Just gave you 352.

EC, the H5s don't affect Euph's goal. More H5s don't mean fewer BSs.

That would be kind of cool, though, wouldn't it? A subtract function on both? Could get more than a bit weird, though. But weird = cool.  :tongue:

It would slow his goal down though.

I did give you another BS since my time limit was up.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 10:32:13 AM
It would slow his goal down though.

I did give you another BS since my time limit was up.

And it was my turn to h5. Thanks, Jess!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Godot showed up on January 26, 2011, 10:34:49 AM
It would slow his goal down though.

I did give you another BS since my time limit was up.

Ok, I must be stooopid; how does adding to H5s diminish his BSs, except insofar as you in particular aren't giving him BSs? Or is that what you meant Jess?
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 10:37:56 AM
Ok, I must be stooopid; how does adding to H5s diminish his BSs, except insofar as you in particular aren't giving him BSs? Or is that what you meant Jess?

That would be how I'd interpret it. She'd be squandering a chance to bitchslap me for every h5 she dishes out.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on January 26, 2011, 10:43:22 AM
Love it! Were you dreaming of mitochondria, or nuclei?

Neither. I was dreaming of chemistry. Covalent and ionic bonding. Strange.

Has it been 15 minutes? I think so. I'm going with a "Louis Armstrong kicks ass" BS.

(I love the jazz stations on ITunes.)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 10:45:32 AM
The ****ers have knocked off ANOTHER 100 bitchslaps!!!!!!!!!!!!


 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:

oh, God, my eyes are leaking with all the hilarity.......Can't.stop.laughing..........Mike from next door poked his head in the door and said, "WTF?"


 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 10:46:55 AM
Neither. I was dreaming of chemistry. Covalent and ionic bonding. Strange.

Has it been 15 minutes? I think so. I'm going with a "Louis Armstrong kicks ass" BS.

(I love the jazz stations on ITunes.)

Thank you sir! Gotta keep up the bitchslaps, yunno, because the admins are wipin' 'em out faster than you guys can put 'em in there!!!!!

 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 26, 2011, 10:49:45 AM
Thank you sir! Gotta keep up the bitchslaps, yunno, because the admins are wipin' 'em out faster than you guys can put 'em in there!!!!!

 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:

I've been BS'ing you for an hour, Euph!  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 10:53:51 AM
I've been BS'ing you for an hour, Euph!  :-)

And I'm eternally grateful, you drumbeater!  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Godot showed up on January 26, 2011, 10:56:26 AM
I'm getting "Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 2 hours."

Wasn't it 15 minutes just yesterday?
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 10:57:49 AM
I'm getting "Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 2 hours."

Wasn't it 15 minutes just yesterday?

Yes, in Bangkok.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on January 26, 2011, 10:58:21 AM
I'm getting "Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 2 hours."

Wasn't it 15 minutes just yesterday?

Same here.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 26, 2011, 10:59:45 AM
Same here.


Me too. 

:tinfoil2:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 11:02:02 AM
The admins can change that little feature too, and that is exactly what they've done. Changed it from 1 hour to 2 hours.

Bastards.  :bird:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Godot showed up on January 26, 2011, 11:05:10 AM
Yes, in Bangkok.

I SO walked right into that.   
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on January 26, 2011, 11:07:23 AM
The admins can change that little feature too, and that is exactly what they've done. Changed it from 1 hour to 2 hours.

Bastards.  :bird:

Don't worry. That'll be about the time I'm getting out of stats and I'll really feel like bitch slapping someone then.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 11:10:14 AM
Don't worry. That'll be about the time I'm getting out of stats and I'll really feel like bitch slapping someone then.

Stats will do that to ya. I took a grad course in stats and don't remember a damn thing about it, though somehow I got a B.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on January 26, 2011, 12:29:15 PM
Have another Euph.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 26, 2011, 12:31:54 PM
FWIW I waited my 2 hours and got ya! 
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 26, 2011, 12:46:21 PM
:rotf: @ the mod who is resetting your bitch slaps.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: true_blood on January 26, 2011, 01:00:20 PM
You know, I'd almost forgotten about you, TB. While I haven't administered them myself, I do believe you've amassed tremendous numbers of bitchslaps due to your propensity for post whoring.
Lotsa "attaboy's!" and "right on's". But not much substance.
Just sayin'.......
(Gimme a bitchslap today and I'll h5 you next Tuesday!) :-)
:lmao:
I hooked you up with a BS, as per request. I'm expecting my H5. Thanks. :-) :cheersmate:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: njpines on January 26, 2011, 01:16:13 PM
I don't think I've BS'd anyone other than a couple of trolls but since you've asked so nicely . . .  :-)

WHAMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on January 26, 2011, 01:41:14 PM
Stats will do that to ya. I took a grad course in stats and don't remember a damn thing about it, though somehow I got a B.

Lunch helped mitigate it some, but not enough. Here's a post-stats bitch-slap.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 02:21:02 PM
:lmao:
I hooked you up with a BS, as per request. I'm expecting my H5. Thanks. :-) :cheersmate:

there you go!

 :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 02:22:29 PM
:rotf: @ the mod who is resetting your bitch slaps.

No joke - it's starting to look like I might be just a normal sorta guy, instead of someone who incites riots all the time!  :rotf:

Airwolf, Tots, njpines and mike220 - thankee kindly! Your bitchslaps mean the world to me!  :lmao:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Godot showed up on January 26, 2011, 02:23:25 PM
Have another Euph.



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I don't think I've BS'd anyone other than a couple of trolls but since you've asked so nicely . . .  

WHAMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!


 :lol:


Remember in Ice Age when Manny slaps Sid upside the head, and the baby stops crying when he sees Sid looking so out of it, and then Diego says to do it again, and Manny says "hey, it's making me feel better too"?




Well, I have to say I'm getting that Manny feeling.
 
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on January 26, 2011, 02:23:54 PM
No joke - it's starting to look like I might be just a normal sorta guy, instead of someone who incites riots all the time!  :rotf:

njpines and mike220 - thankee kindly! Your bitchslaps mean the world to me!  :lmao:

I'm sure they'll be added back at an appropriate time, knowing our staff......;)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 02:25:24 PM



 :lol:


Remember in Ice Age when Manny slaps Sid upside the head, and the baby stops crying when he sees Sid looking so out of it, and then Diego says to do it again, and Manny says "hey, it's making me feel better too"?




Well, I have to say I'm getting that Manny feeling.
 


Well, I haven't seen anything called Ice Age and I wouldn't know Manny if he spit on me, but I'll tell ya -- I am a NEW CONVERT to how wonderful and enlightening bitchslaps are!!!

I mean, I've turned over a new leaf and everything!

 :stoner:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on January 26, 2011, 04:04:04 PM
Hmm... Hows about an "I can't think of a humorous statement at the moment" bitchslap?
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 26, 2011, 04:07:50 PM
Hmm... Hows about an "I can't think of a humorous statement at the moment" bitchslap?

Bitchslapped for lack of creativity.   :-)

Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 04:08:10 PM
Hmm... Hows about an "I can't think of a humorous statement at the moment" bitchslap?

All bitchslaps are accepted, no matter how lame.  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 04:08:46 PM
Bitchslapped for lack of creativity.   :-)



Hey! Where's mine?!?

 :bawl:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 26, 2011, 04:12:19 PM
Hey! Where's mine?!?

 :bawl:

They keep getting taken away.  That's just a waste. 
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 04:16:12 PM
They keep getting taken away.  That's just a waste. 

Well, if you keep nickel-and-diming them, they'll get tired and just give up.

 :whistling:

Keep those bitchslaps coming! Please!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on January 26, 2011, 04:17:13 PM
Oh cool. It's dropped to an hour between bitch slaps. See ya around 5:15.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 26, 2011, 04:18:37 PM
Oh cool. It's dropped to an hour between bitch slaps. See ya around 5:15.

Hi5'd to make up for your BS. 
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: longview on January 26, 2011, 04:26:06 PM
996!

You rock, Eupher!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on January 26, 2011, 04:27:26 PM
996!

You rock, Eupher!

Oooops, not any more........  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 26, 2011, 04:28:26 PM
Oooops, not any more........  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

So wrong, I bet he didn't even SEE that!

 :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on January 26, 2011, 04:29:07 PM
So wrong, I bet he didn't even SEE that!

 :lmao: :lmao:

I suppose not.......  :(
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on January 26, 2011, 05:29:49 PM
#275 administered in honor of the regression to 1 hour between bitchslaps.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Chris on January 26, 2011, 06:09:11 PM
#275 administered in honor of the regression to 1 hour between bitchslaps.

We could always change it to something else... say 71 minutes and 30 seconds?
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: franksolich on January 26, 2011, 06:10:38 PM
We could always change it to something else... say 71 minutes and 30 seconds?

Actually, since "high fives" and "bitch slaps" are things that should be bestowed with a great deal of discretion and care, perhaps we should make it a limit of 12 of each, per member, per year.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: true_blood on January 26, 2011, 06:27:09 PM
Well, I haven't seen anything called Ice Age and I wouldn't know Manny if he spit on me, but I'll tell ya -- I am a NEW CONVERT to how wonderful and enlightening bitchslaps are!!!
I mean, I've turned over a new leaf and everything! :stoner:
In that case, have another brother! :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on January 26, 2011, 06:42:15 PM
All bitchslaps are accepted, no matter how lame.  :-)

Two in one day. Need to work on this some more.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 08:14:57 PM
So wrong, I bet he didn't even SEE that!

 :lmao: :lmao:

No I didn't see that because my ass was on the elliptical. ('Bout damned time.)

Well, I'm a patient sort. I'll just keep flailing until that day comes. true_blood might get there ahead of me, but as long as the freakin' rules change from one minute to the next, I ain't gonna worry about it too much.

Keep those bitchslaps coming!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 08:16:52 PM
Actually, since "high fives" and "bitch slaps" are things that should be bestowed with a great deal of discretion and care, perhaps we should make it a limit of 12 of each, per member, per year.

Awww, frank. You're just being a party pooper! Lighten up, man! Start slappin'!  :rotf:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: longview on January 26, 2011, 08:19:24 PM
Geez!  It's like digging a hole only to have a wall cave in!   :banghead:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 26, 2011, 08:23:41 PM
No I didn't see that because my ass was on the elliptical. ('Bout damned time.)

Well, I'm a patient sort. I'll just keep flailing until that day comes. true_blood might get there ahead of me, but as long as the freakin' rules change from one minute to the next, I ain't gonna worry about it too much.

Keep those bitchslaps coming!

Your ASS was on the elliptical?  Dontcha know you need to put your feet on it?  I don't think it works if you are just sitting on it.   :-)

BS for you darlin!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 08:28:19 PM
Your ASS was on the elliptical?  Dontcha know you need to put your feet on it?  I don't think it works if you are just sitting on it.   :-)

BS for you darlin!

Damn, no wonder I didn't break a sweat!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on January 26, 2011, 08:30:24 PM
And another for the brotha.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 08:32:41 PM
And another for the brotha.
:II:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on January 26, 2011, 10:46:01 PM
Your ASS was on the elliptical?  Dontcha know you need to put your feet on it?  I don't think it works if you are just sitting on it.   :-)

BS for you darlin!

He's one of those damned Yankees, what would YOU expect?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: longview on January 26, 2011, 10:59:06 PM
Trudging back up the same hill.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: PatriotGame on January 26, 2011, 11:54:56 PM
I happened to look today and noticed I've inherited something like 16 bitchslaps in the last couple of days, with nobody having mentioned a damned thing about it.

Maybe that's a good thing. Maybe had you mentioned that you'd bitchslapped me, I would've said or done something that would warrant another one (or six, since some of you bastards like doling 'em out by the ****ing gross!).  :rotf:

I honestly do not give a shit about controlling the number of bitchslaps, except to increase them.

I'm on a quest. I want to be the first regular poster to achieve 1,000 bitchslaps. And I highly encourage those of you who bitchslap to have the 'nads of ANNOUNCING it so that I can repeat that behavior! It's important to me, dammit!

So bitchslap away!!

 :-)
If it were me, I'd just go get a triple scoop waffle ice cream cone and look for better recognition at my church or senior citizen's community center...


Yumm...parlenes and caramel cream...
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Ballygrl on January 27, 2011, 04:58:20 AM
Am I the only 1 who thought Eupher's intent was the opposite of what he stated? I've been giving him H5's LOL.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 27, 2011, 05:27:20 AM
He's one of those damned Yankees, what would YOU expect?!?!?!?!?

When you run out of insults, just go for the Yankee thing - it works ever' tahm.  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 27, 2011, 05:28:47 AM
Trudging back up the same hill.

For me, "trundling" is a better way to put it.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 27, 2011, 05:30:32 AM
If it were me, I'd just go get a triple scoop waffle ice cream cone and look for better recognition at my church or senior citizen's community center...


Yumm...parlenes and caramel cream...

I just finished my tour of duty in my church on Session (council). I think you're on to something there.....

I'll take my cookies and cream in a cup, please. Homey don't do waffles.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: PatriotGame on January 27, 2011, 07:23:35 AM
I just finished my tour of duty in my church on Session (council). I think you're on to something there.....

I'll take my cookies and cream in a cup, please. Homey don't do waffles.
Ummm..there is no bad ice cream...regardless of how it is delivered...Cold Stone, here I come...
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 27, 2011, 07:25:48 AM
Ummm..there is no bad ice cream...regardless of how it is delivered...Cold Stone, here I come...

That's the best idea you've had all day.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on January 27, 2011, 12:24:12 PM
BS from Buffalo Wild Wings.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on January 27, 2011, 07:42:45 PM
That's the best idea you've had all day.

One more time ....With feeling
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 27, 2011, 07:45:13 PM
One more time ....With feeling

Ahhhhhhh. So nice. :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 27, 2011, 09:08:42 PM
Ahhhhhhh. So nice. :-)

BS for being ooky. 
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 27, 2011, 09:49:47 PM
BS for being ooky. 

WTF is "ooky?" Is that like "okay" with too many typos in it?
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 27, 2011, 09:52:23 PM
WTF is "ooky?" Is that like "okay" with too many typos in it?

Say it phonetically.  It is like icky, but for grownups. 
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: BattleHymn on January 27, 2011, 10:31:57 PM
Ahhhhhhh. So nice. :-)

BS for not offering to run my trash cart out to the curb tonight.   :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 28, 2011, 07:54:05 AM
BS for not offering to run my trash cart out to the curb tonight.   :-)

Now THAT'S creativity!

h5!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 28, 2011, 07:55:40 AM
Say it phonetically.  It is like icky, but for grownups. 

If it's for grownups, why haven't I ever heard of that? And icky - I might've heard that when I was five, but I don't think I've ever used it.

Ah, the things we learn....

HEY! Where's my bitchslap???????
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Godot showed up on January 28, 2011, 09:00:39 AM
Say it phonetically.  It is like icky, but for grownups. 

I thought it was for chimps.

Oook.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on January 28, 2011, 09:01:09 AM
That was some tasty lox and bagels.

I feel refreshed and up to giving bitchslaps.

So here you go...
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 28, 2011, 09:33:09 AM
To paraphrase "Schindler's List:"

"The reason I BS you now, is because you ask why I BS you."
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on January 28, 2011, 11:25:09 AM
It's time again for a pre-stats class BS.

Enjoy.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 28, 2011, 12:52:49 PM
It's a sunny day, and I am not outside and enjoying it. 


BS!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on January 28, 2011, 02:33:07 PM
Here's an "I had a few drinks with lunch and now I'm waiting for Chem lab" BS.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 28, 2011, 02:50:31 PM
Here's an "I had a few drinks with lunch and now I'm waiting for Chem lab" BS.

Here's an "I am jealous of Mike220's few drinks, and knowing that his Chem lab will be finished before I am released for the day"  BS. 
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on January 28, 2011, 03:24:07 PM
Here's an "I am jealous of Mike220's few drinks, and knowing that his Chem lab will be finished before I am released for the day"  BS. 

Not usually, unless you work late. It's normally 3-6.

You're right today though. It was "sign in, read the experiment for next week and don't forget your safety glasses. Goodbye."  :-)

Makes me happy. I'm going to Richardson tonight for Shabbat.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 28, 2011, 10:17:05 PM
Thanks to Mike, Tots, and HNC for the very welcome bitchslaps.

It's been a long day (attended a music educator's conference and gigged with Harmonium Brass), but I always feel rested after a few bitchslaps.

Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on January 28, 2011, 11:39:44 PM
Admit it this is really your way to get your S&M rocks off isn;t it? Bitchslap.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 28, 2011, 11:40:37 PM
Admit it this is really your way to get your S&M rocks off isn;t it? Bitchslap.

Just the M part.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on January 29, 2011, 02:14:45 AM
BS because I'm on nightshift :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 29, 2011, 07:02:44 AM
Gonna be 70 degrees here today.  I think that is worth a BS. 
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 29, 2011, 10:13:31 AM
BS because I'm on nightshift :-)

Yeah, I'd be bitchslappin' too if I was on nightshift.

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 29, 2011, 10:13:56 AM
Gonna be 70 degrees here today.  I think that is worth a BS. 

I love the way you think.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: BattleHymn on January 29, 2011, 03:56:36 PM
We passed our inventory audit!  A BS to everybody on the last page of this thread.  :-)

Now, maybe I can get some sleep!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 29, 2011, 04:33:50 PM
BS for Battle Hymn's bs to me!


And, it is still a lovely day, making Chris's roasted pork today.  YAY!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 29, 2011, 05:36:31 PM
We passed our inventory audit!  A BS to everybody on the last page of this thread.  :-)

Now, maybe I can get some sleep!

Thanks of thinking about me, and nighty-night. h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 29, 2011, 05:37:31 PM
BS for Battle Hymn's bs to me!


And, it is still a lovely day, making Chris's roasted pork today.  YAY!

You damned right it's a lovely day. A two-hour nap will do that to you.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on January 29, 2011, 08:38:32 PM
Another one just to let you know I only care to BS the very best.....................................................Ok I lied . I did just for the hell of it.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 29, 2011, 08:45:53 PM
Another one just to let you know I only care to BS the very best.....................................................Ok I lied . I did just for the hell of it.

And that's the way it works - no pressure, just do whatcha wanna.

As long as the bitchslaps keep comin' homey's happy.  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: longview on January 29, 2011, 09:30:21 PM
BS for the remark in the "am I going to hell" thread about not having to see snowflakes ever again.

I chopped enough ice today to make an igloo.  Well, maybe just a large dog house, but still...
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on January 30, 2011, 02:51:30 AM
Yeah, I'd be bitchslappin' too if I was on nightshift.

h5


Yeah 21 years and on nightshift!  BS just because I'm a nice guy! :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 30, 2011, 06:45:35 AM
BS for the remark in the "am I going to hell" thread about not having to see snowflakes ever again.

I chopped enough ice today to make an igloo.  Well, maybe just a large dog house, but still...

The ice on my driveway melted two days ago.

Just sayin'.......

 :-)

(thanks for thinking of me - may the bitchslappin' never die.)

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 30, 2011, 06:46:52 AM
Yeah 21 years and on nightshift!  BS just because I'm a nice guy! :-)

When I worked nights some years ago, we called the day shift peeps "day whores".

These days I'm proud to be a day whore.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 30, 2011, 06:57:21 AM
When I worked nights some years ago, we called the day shift peeps "day whores".

These days I'm proud to be a day whore.

It's 5 am in LA, and I"m awake. BS, sir.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: NHSparky on January 30, 2011, 07:01:28 AM
It's 5 am in LA, and I"m awake. BS, sir.

And I've been up since 4:30 my time.  That's 1:30 yours.  I was on my way to work when you were doing last ****ing call and crawling over to Jerry's Famous Deli for something to put on your stomach to puke back up this morning.

BS for you too.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 30, 2011, 08:41:08 AM
It's 5 am in LA, and I"m awake. BS, sir.

Always grateful for an early-morning bitchslap. Sorta sets the day off RIGHT!

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 30, 2011, 08:43:06 AM
And I've been up since 4:30 my time.  That's 1:30 yours.  I was on my way to work when you were doing last ****ing call and crawling over to Jerry's Famous Deli for something to put on your stomach to puke back up this morning.

BS for you too.

What if that last call was a smoothie, with just a touch of LA fagness? Don't they call those things "Shirley Temple's"?
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: NHSparky on January 30, 2011, 08:57:30 AM
What if that last call was a smoothie, with just a touch of LA fagness? Don't they call those things "Shirley Temple's"?

Well, I was going to say to put something on his stomach BESIDES BOOZE AND SPERM, but hey, that just wouldn't be right.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 30, 2011, 09:51:14 AM
Well, I was going to say to put something on his stomach BESIDES BOOZE AND SPERM, but hey, that just wouldn't be right.

Bitchslapped for thinking a thought that wasn't expressed.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on January 30, 2011, 02:47:02 PM
I was on Days for a long time before I took the Lead job on nights.  I should BSmyself for that
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 30, 2011, 04:48:32 PM
I was on Days for a long time before I took the Lead job on nights.  I should BSmyself for that

I can take care of that for ya.

 :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 30, 2011, 08:04:14 PM
BS cuz the day went too dang fast.  70+ degrees today, and 19 in my immediate future.  Gotta take some Vitamin C and give you a BS!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on January 30, 2011, 08:05:27 PM
It's 5 am in LA, and I"m awake. BS, sir.

BS for calling a retired enlisted man, "sir".
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on January 30, 2011, 08:07:19 PM
BS cuz the day went too dang fast.  70+ degrees today, and 19 in my immediate future.  Gotta take some Vitamin C and give you a BS!

BS because it wasn't no 70° just an hour North of you!!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 30, 2011, 08:08:39 PM
BS because it wasn't no 70° just an hour North of you!!

BS for being whiny.  And, in the summer when it is cooler there than here for being neener-neenery.   :tongue:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 30, 2011, 08:41:02 PM
Wow, lotsa bitchslappin' going on! Makes me proud!

Thor, you get a h5 because it's been so damned long since I've done that I've almost forgotten what that's like.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: BattleHymn on January 30, 2011, 08:55:15 PM
I'm trying to take this BS seriously, at least for tonight:

http://e.ggtimer.com/60%20minutes (http://e.ggtimer.com/60%20minutes)


Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 30, 2011, 08:57:08 PM
I'm trying to take this BS seriously, at least for tonight:

http://e.ggtimer.com/60%20minutes (http://e.ggtimer.com/60%20minutes)


Taking this thread seriously? Surely you can't be serious!

Nice timer, though. I may use that myself.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: NHSparky on January 30, 2011, 09:03:50 PM
Bitchslaps for both of you for needing cheat devices to know when an hour is up.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on January 30, 2011, 09:09:07 PM
And another one goes and another one goes and another one bites the dust.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: BattleHymn on January 30, 2011, 09:27:08 PM
Bitchslaps for both of you for needing cheat devices to know when an hour is up.

My wife told me to BS you for saying an egg timer was a cheating device.   :popcorn:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: NHSparky on January 30, 2011, 09:36:16 PM
My wife told me to BS you for saying an egg timer was a cheating device.   :popcorn:

And when the hour is up in 19 minutes I'll bitchslap ya again for not having your own set of balls.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on January 30, 2011, 10:16:18 PM
BS for being whiny.  And, in the summer when it is cooler there than here for being neener-neenery.   :tongue:

And a BS in return because of you whining about 19°....... just remember, when it's 19°, it's usually another 5° (sometimes 10°) COLDER here !!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: BattleHymn on January 30, 2011, 10:31:59 PM
And when the hour is up in 19 minutes I'll bitchslap ya again for not having your own set of balls.

I gave those things up a long time ago to have the privilege of farting in bed on someone other than just myself.

Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 31, 2011, 05:08:30 AM
I gave those things up a long time ago to have the privilege of farting in bed on someone other than just myself.



Excellent point. While balls may come and go, farting is forever. h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 31, 2011, 05:09:20 AM
And another one goes and another one goes and another one bites the dust.

Bitchslapped for non-creativity.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 31, 2011, 05:10:34 AM
Bitchslaps for both of you for needing cheat devices to know when an hour is up.

they're not cheat devices when you don't wear a wristwatch. Bitchslapped for inciting a riot. Again.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: NHSparky on January 31, 2011, 05:35:16 AM
they're not cheat devices when you don't wear a wristwatch. Bitchslapped for inciting a riot. Again.

Bitchslapped for not knowing how to take advantage of the chaos.  STILL.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 31, 2011, 06:03:05 AM
Bitchslapped for not knowing how to take advantage of the chaos.  STILL.

Bitchslapped for not understanding that chaos is an objective of this thread. Riots? Not so much. Yes, Sparky, there is a difference.  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 31, 2011, 09:18:37 AM
And a BS in return because of you whining about 19°....... just remember, when it's 19°, it's usually another 5° (sometimes 10°) COLDER here !!

BS for BS'ing me about 5-10 degrees difference.  Really? 
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 31, 2011, 09:19:53 AM
Bitchslapped for not understanding that chaos is an objective of this thread. Riots? Not so much. Yes, Sparky, there is a difference.  :-)

Ain't nothing like a little chaos with my coffee!  BS!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Godot showed up on January 31, 2011, 10:14:40 AM
It's your fault I have to annotate this ridiculous slide deck, Euph. BS.

(This could be the end of "It's Bush's fault"; for now on, "it's Eupher's fault") :tongue:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on January 31, 2011, 10:18:50 AM
BS cause I just finished stats homework and I need to hit somebody, even if it's virtually.

**** RMS and standard deviation.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 31, 2011, 10:22:32 AM
BS cause I just finished stats homework and I need to hit somebody, even if it's virtually.

**** RMS and standard deviation.

Standard deviation is fun when you've got Excel. If not, it sucks. That's a statistically-significant statement.

h5 for putting up with it. After all, who gives a shit about Chi-squares and the t-test?
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 31, 2011, 10:23:07 AM
It's your fault I have to annotate this ridiculous slide deck, Euph. BS.

(This could be the end of "It's Bush's fault"; for now on, "it's Eupher's fault") :tongue:

I can die now. My work is complete.  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 31, 2011, 10:35:04 AM
Ain't nothing like a little chaos with my coffee!  BS!

Is chaos another word for clotted cream?
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 31, 2011, 10:42:03 AM
Is chaos another word for clotted cream?

BS for a silly question.  Clotted Cream is not for coffee.  It's for strawberries.    :-)

Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 31, 2011, 10:47:11 AM
BS for a silly question.  Clotted Cream is not for coffee.  It's for strawberries.    :-)



Actually it's for scones and English tea time on the Cunard Line. (We're investigating cruise lines and wanna bail outta this bullshit next December and head to the south Caribbean.)

Both of us get bitchslapped for mentioning a), coffee and b), strawberries.

 :-)

Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Godot showed up on January 31, 2011, 10:51:18 AM
BS for a silly question.  Clotted Cream is not for coffee.  It's for strawberries.    :-)



Godot eats nothing with the word "clotted" in it.

Unless it's blood. That's ok. I mean, I can never resist a good Scab Pie with heparin sauce. (But notice that the word "clotted" is not in its name. Just lots and lots of delectable dried scabs in a nice scalloped crust [minced scallops in the dough gives it that extra something]. Yumm.)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 31, 2011, 11:01:49 AM
Godot eats nothing with the word "clotted" in it.

Unless it's blood. That's ok. I mean, I can never resist a good Scab Pie with heparin sauce. (But notice that the word "clotted" is not in its name. Just lots and lots of delectable dried scabs in a nice scalloped crust [minced scallops in the dough gives it that extra something]. Yumm.)

spoken like a true con-ah-sewer.

Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 31, 2011, 11:08:35 AM
BS to the both of ya for being gross. 

Cept, I have to wait an hour for Eupher's. 

But, I'll be back!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: ConservativeMobster on January 31, 2011, 12:36:47 PM
Let me see if I have the rules correct here...if I BS you Eupher, you in turn will H5 me?

Let's play!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 31, 2011, 12:39:15 PM
Let me see if I have the rules correct here...if I BS you Eupher, you in turn will H5 me?

Let's play!

I think it is more like if you BS him, you will get BS'd by someone else, or maybe H5'd.  But, BS'ing him makes him happy, so, there ya go!

Oh yeah Eupher, I got you back now, since my Karma reloaded!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 31, 2011, 12:42:41 PM
BS to Euph for being a straight-up guy.

BS to Sparky for being a miserable SOB who's gonna spend his weekend digging out. Again.

And BS to anyone who shit-talks Jerry's Deli for making the best G-ddamned Chicken Kreplach Soup on Earth.

I think that covers everyone.,  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: NHSparky on January 31, 2011, 12:56:08 PM
BS to Euph for being a straight-up guy.

BS to Sparky for being a miserable SOB who's gonna spend his weekend digging out. Again.

And BS to anyone who shit-talks Jerry's Deli for making the best G-ddamned Chicken Kreplach Soup on Earth.

I think that covers everyone.,  :cheersmate:

And BS for you for not even KNOWING what a ****ing snowshovel LOOKS like--and no fair Googling it now.

Which Jerry's would that be--the one in Marina del Rey, or Irvine?

It's been so damned long since I had a GOOD deli sandwich.  When I am in Vegas for my upcoming vacation, I'm gonna have to go over to the Mirage and have one of those big-as-your-****ing-head pastrami sandwiches over at the Carnegie Deli.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 31, 2011, 01:33:33 PM
Let me see if I have the rules correct here...if I BS you Eupher, you in turn will H5 me?

Let's play!

That's the simplified version, yep. h5!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 31, 2011, 01:34:13 PM
I think it is more like if you BS him, you will get BS'd by someone else, or maybe H5'd.  But, BS'ing him makes him happy, so, there ya go!

Oh yeah Eupher, I got you back now, since my Karma reloaded!

Darlin', you make my heart go pitter-patter.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 31, 2011, 01:37:22 PM
BS to Euph for being a straight-up guy.

BS to Sparky for being a miserable SOB who's gonna spend his weekend digging out. Again.

And BS to anyone who shit-talks Jerry's Deli for making the best G-ddamned Chicken Kreplach Soup on Earth.

I think that covers everyone.,  :cheersmate:

"straight-up guy?" That's a good thing, right?  :lmao:

I wouldn't know Jerry's Deli if I got ptomaine in the place. And I'm gonna have to google "chicken kreplach soup." No friggin' idea.

I'm in that same line of fire that Sparky's in, vis a vis snow. Except I get dumped on tomorrow instead of the weekend.

Spark, hold fire. I got THREE freakin' snow shovels.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Godot showed up on January 31, 2011, 01:38:47 PM
BS to the both of ya for being gross. 

Cept, I have to wait an hour for Eupher's. 

But, I'll be back!

You inspired me to start a spin-off thread. Kind of like tv in the 70s, but not.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 31, 2011, 01:42:13 PM
And BS for you for not even KNOWING what a ****ing snowshovel LOOKS like--and no fair Googling it now.

Which Jerry's would that be--the one in Marina del Rey, or Irvine?

It's been so damned long since I had a GOOD deli sandwich.  When I am in Vegas for my upcoming vacation, I'm gonna have to go over to the Mirage and have one of those big-as-your-****ing-head pastrami sandwiches over at the Carnegie Deli.

First of all, you Nor'Easter troll...I'll have you know I did my 74 year-old mom a solid favor and bought her a snowblower. If she doesn't know how to use it, I'm sure she'll find some illegal to do it for her. Anything beyond that isn't my problem, is it?  :-)

As far as Jerry's, I prefer the Solley's franchise in Sherman Oaks, just off Ventura at Van Nuys. Although, Carnegie has the better brand of Cream Soda. LOL
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 31, 2011, 01:46:44 PM
Darlin', you make my heart go pitter-patter.

No problem buddy.  No problem at all.   :-) 
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: NHSparky on January 31, 2011, 01:49:39 PM
First of all, you Nor'Easter troll...I'll have you know I did my 74 year-old mom a solid favor and bought her a snowblower. If she doesn't know how to use it, I'm sure she'll find some illegal to do it for her. Anything beyond that isn't my problem, is it?  :-)

As far as Jerry's, I prefer the Solley's franchise in Sherman Oaks, just off Ventura at Van Nuys. Although, Carnegie has the better brand of Cream Soda. LOL

I know there are several Jerry's but I just named the ones I went to the most.  Kinda like saying you loved Hamburger Hamlet or the Cheesecake Factory but not specifying which one (I worked a substation across Sunset from HH for 3 months.  Lucky me.)  And it was actually Costa Mesa, not Irvine--although behind the Orange Curtain, who gives a shit.

At least your mother is smart enough to NOT GO OUT INTO THE ****ING SNOW AND ICE IN CROCS.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: NHSparky on January 31, 2011, 01:50:49 PM
"straight-up guy?" That's a good thing, right?  :lmao:

I wouldn't know Jerry's Deli if I got ptomaine in the place. And I'm gonna have to google "chicken kreplach soup." No friggin' idea.

I'm in that same line of fire that Sparky's in, vis a vis snow. Except I get dumped on tomorrow instead of the weekend.

Spark, hold fire. I got THREE freakin' snow shovels.

That's cool.  I've got two.  One I keep on the back porch and one I have in the garage for cleanup in the driveway after snowblowing.

I do NOT envy you with all the ice storms around your way.  Keep your head down and stay the hell off the roads.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 31, 2011, 01:53:08 PM

At least your mother is smart enough to NOT GO OUT INTO THE ****ING SNOW AND ICE IN CROCS.

Well, that's true...

Which is precisely why I'll be chowing down on fish tacos at Neptune's Net at County Line Wednesday afternoon while the rest of your poor souls will be digging out from all this Global Warming.

 :-) :rotf: :cheersmate:

PS - I'll drop the top down on my car in honor of those of you in colder climates.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on January 31, 2011, 02:41:23 PM
Well, that's true...

Which is precisely why I'll be chowing down on fish tacos at Neptune's Net at County Line Wednesday afternoon while the rest of your poor souls will be digging out from all this Global Warming.

 :-) :rotf: :cheersmate:

PS - I'll drop the top down on my car in honor of those of you in colder climates.  :fuelfire:

And another BS because you're rubbing in the poor weather that 3/4s of the Nation is going to have to deal with.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 31, 2011, 02:43:12 PM
And another BS because you're rubbing in the poor weather that 3/4s of the Nation is going to have to deal with.

TOOOTALLY worth it, dude.  :bird:

But seriously, Godspeed all of you, INCLUDING my FAMILY who are hunkering down this afternoon.

I'm gonna be worrying my ass off, mainly because there isn;'t a damn thing I can do to help them until the flight situation stabilizes.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: NHSparky on January 31, 2011, 02:56:37 PM
TOOOTALLY worth it, dude.  :bird:

But seriously, Godspeed all of you, INCLUDING my FAMILY who are hunkering down this afternoon.

I'm gonna be worrying my ass off, mainly because there isn;'t a damn thing I can do to help them until the flight situation stabilizes.

And you wonder why the other 49 states want California to fall into the friggin ocean.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 31, 2011, 02:58:51 PM
What part of "Godspeed all of you" didn't you understand, you halfwit?!?!?!?  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

 :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Evil_Conservative on January 31, 2011, 04:23:20 PM
And you wonder why the other 49 states want California to fall into the friggin ocean.

Other 56 states if you're Obama.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 31, 2011, 04:28:48 PM
That's cool.  I've got two.  One I keep on the back porch and one I have in the garage for cleanup in the driveway after snowblowing.

I do NOT envy you with all the ice storms around your way.  Keep your head down and stay the hell off the roads.

Well, according to our more local weathercasts, I-70 (roughly) is the dividing line. They get ice to the south. We get the snow - upwards of 20 inches of the shit.

If I gotta get the shit, I'd rather have the snow - not the ice. Mrs E came home at noon and Mizzou is closed tomorrow. Lucky her. I get to deal with the ****ing snow AND go to work. (Whinging, whine, piss and moan.....somebody bitchslap me POST-HASTE!!!!!!!!)  :rotf: :lmao:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: NHSparky on January 31, 2011, 04:29:51 PM
(Whinging, whine, piss and moan.....somebody bitchslap me POST-HASTE!!!!!!!!)  :rotf: :lmao:

Done.  But I get to deal with the snow on Wednesday.  4Low all the way home...
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 31, 2011, 04:30:11 PM
Well, that's true...

Which is precisely why I'll be chowing down on fish tacos at Neptune's Net at County Line Wednesday afternoon while the rest of your poor souls will be digging out from all this Global Warming.

 :-) :rotf: :cheersmate:

PS - I'll drop the top down on my car in honor of those of you in colder climates.  :fuelfire:

**** you and your fish tacos.  :-) (Got tartar sauce?)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on January 31, 2011, 04:35:29 PM
And one more for Euph because he blows (Horns that is).
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 31, 2011, 04:39:37 PM
And one more for Euph because he blows (Horns that is).

Four of 'em. One at a time.

Thankee kindly, AW.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on January 31, 2011, 04:45:28 PM
Well, according to our more local weathercasts, I-70 (roughly) is the dividing line. They get ice to the south. We get the snow - upwards of 20 inches of the shit.

If I gotta get the shit, I'd rather have the snow - not the ice. Mrs E came home at noon and Mizzou is closed tomorrow. Lucky her. I get to deal with the ****ing snow AND go to work. (Whinging, whine, piss and moan.....somebody bitchslap me POST-HASTE!!!!!!!!)  :rotf: :lmao:

I BS'd ya cuz my boss told me she wishes I would get rid of my dog.   :argh:  She wanted me to stay over tonight so I could be available.  I said nope.  But that means I get to do the ice ice baby shuffle tomorrow.  Woo friggin hoo.  45 minute one way turns into 2.5 hours easy this way.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on January 31, 2011, 10:20:08 PM
I BS'd ya cuz my boss told me she wishes I would get rid of my dog.   :argh:  She wanted me to stay over tonight so I could be available.  I said nope.  But that means I get to do the ice ice baby shuffle tomorrow.  Woo friggin hoo.  45 minute one way turns into 2.5 hours easy this way.

Didja tell your boss that you wish she'd get rid of her dog BREATH?

Maybe it's all that lickin' in some private parts or somethin'.

Good luck tomorrow. h5.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on February 01, 2011, 12:13:15 AM
Another kick in the bollocks because we all like a little bit of the old UV.

(http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/499566005/A_Clockwork_Orange-Alex_De_Large_1_bigger.jpg)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on February 01, 2011, 05:20:46 AM
Another kick in the bollocks because we all like a little bit of the old UV.

(http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/499566005/A_Clockwork_Orange-Alex_De_Large_1_bigger.jpg)

Why not a bit of the old "in-out, in-out?"
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on February 01, 2011, 06:25:15 AM
Didja tell your boss that you wish she'd get rid of her dog BREATH?

Maybe it's all that lickin' in some private parts or somethin'.

Good luck tomorrow. h5.

My BF told me to respond "I wish you would get rid of your kids."  LOL.  She is a piece of work.  I ain't going in, it is super crap today, so BS for you!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 01, 2011, 07:13:27 AM
Another kick in the bollocks because we all like a little bit of the old UV.

(http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/499566005/A_Clockwork_Orange-Alex_De_Large_1_bigger.jpg)

Airwolf, you been out stompin' people to death again?  :o Hell, I didn't know you had it in you! (You really should lighten up so you can get out of jail, yunno......)

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 01, 2011, 07:17:19 AM
My BF told me to respond "I wish you would get rid of your kids."  LOL.  She is a piece of work.  I ain't going in, it is super crap today, so BS for you!

So, you're saying you get to sit around all day bitchslapping me when the egg timer runs out?

Farbelhaft, sage ich Dir!

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on February 01, 2011, 01:40:18 PM
Airwolf, you been out stompin' people to death again?  :o Hell, I didn't know you had it in you! (You really should lighten up so you can get out of jail, yunno......)

h5


It's the voices in my head coming from the VRWC HD radio. What can I say.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 01, 2011, 11:26:50 PM
It's the voices in my head coming from the VRWC HD radio. What can I say.

Well, here's a h5 for being technologically astute.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on February 03, 2011, 12:19:47 AM
BS---Just because this needed to be kicked....
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 03, 2011, 08:10:09 AM
BS---Just because this needed to be kicked....

....to the curb?

Night shift is wonderful, isn't it?  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on February 03, 2011, 08:22:28 AM
....to the curb?

Night shift is wonderful, isn't it?  :-)

BS for rolling blackouts!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 03, 2011, 08:24:57 AM
BS for rolling blackouts!

Are you saying you've been rolled?

(My stepson in Austin was commenting on this. Maybe you guys should've paid your light bill?)

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: NHSparky on February 03, 2011, 10:19:29 AM
It's the voices in my head coming from the VRWC HD radio. What can I say.

BS for not observing OPSEC.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Godot showed up on February 03, 2011, 10:56:38 AM
BS for not observing OPSEC.

Oh, I'd say in these days of crazy gas prices, and what with the nuttiness in Egypt, we're all paying them attention.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on February 03, 2011, 11:35:50 AM
I'm already on my third cup of coffee. I'm going to be a hopped up BS'ing machine today. So here ya go.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: dutch508 on February 03, 2011, 12:05:31 PM
I'm already on my third cup of coffee. I'm going to be a hopped up BS'ing machine today. So here ya go.

Slacker.

The dog had night watch last night and I think he saw Chinese crossing the border about every hour and a half. Add to the fact that he decided to go outside (I have to help with the door knob- no opposable thumbs) and stay there until I escorted him back in (-17*f) made for a long assed night in the TOC. I am on the third pot of coffee.

Bitchslapped for not having the balls to spell out bitchslap.

(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/twMluMP8Aa8/0.jpg)

Not my dog- but you get the idea.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: thundley4 on February 03, 2011, 12:13:52 PM
My pup and wife outside yesterday.  Yeah, I've since changed the date on the camera.

(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs063.snc6/167370_1574804886488_1126533618_31274236_6864941_n.jpg)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on February 03, 2011, 06:56:58 PM
Are you saying you've been rolled?

(My stepson in Austin was commenting on this. Maybe you guys should've paid your light bill?)

h5


And they call it puppy loveeeeeee . A new BS for you.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 03, 2011, 06:58:18 PM
And they call it puppy loveeeeeee . A new BS for you.

You've been listening to too many Donny Osmond records lately.

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on February 04, 2011, 04:45:51 PM
You're a Barry White fan aren't you? BS
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 04, 2011, 05:05:07 PM
Well, at least Barry's 'nads had dropped when he made his millions.

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 04, 2011, 05:07:32 PM
I'm already on my third cup of coffee. I'm going to be a hopped up BS'ing machine today. So here ya go.

What happened to your BS machine? The one you were bitchslapped for because you were so fired up on coffee you couldn't spell it out?

I'm promised a gazillion bitchslaps and all I get is this ****ing T-shirt.  :whatever:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on February 04, 2011, 05:21:55 PM
What happened to your BS machine? The one you were bitchslapped for because you were so fired up on coffee you couldn't spell it out?

I'm promised a gazillion bitchslaps and all I get is this ****ing T-shirt.  :whatever:
You ain't even gonna get the TShirt....... :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 04, 2011, 05:32:03 PM
You ain't even gonna get the TShirt....... :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

Where's that "Cryin' in My Beer" forum?  :p

Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on February 04, 2011, 05:35:42 PM
BS because I let a crappy email, from my crappy boss ruin my vacation day.  So I spent it brushing up my resume, NOT watching movies.   :banghead:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on February 04, 2011, 08:35:59 PM
Because its night shift,  raining, and cold.........BS for you! :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: longview on February 04, 2011, 08:36:35 PM
BS just because I admire your tenacity.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on February 04, 2011, 11:00:53 PM
Because its night shift,  raining, and cold.........BS for you! :-)

bitch slap for whining.....
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on February 05, 2011, 03:18:28 AM
Thanks, needed that :coffee:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: NHSparky on February 05, 2011, 06:55:53 AM
I logged off for 8 hours and got 24 bitchslaps.  Is that a record?  If not, it should be.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on February 05, 2011, 09:18:06 AM
What happened to your BS machine? The one you were bitchslapped for because you were so fired up on coffee you couldn't spell it out?

I'm promised a gazillion bitchslaps and all I get is this ****ing T-shirt.  :whatever:

I decided to go play football again instead. So I'll make it up to you today...

Bitchslap for whining, and see you at 1030.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Godot showed up on February 05, 2011, 10:11:54 AM
BS because I have my favorite beer and that makes me so happy I just have to BS someone.




You know Euph, it's not hard to imagine a papier-mache pinata of your avatar. I've been quietly BSing you. But I think I'm going to have to H5 you for thinking of this venting-pissed-offedness machine. Kind of reminds me of those experiments where people give other anonymous people--or so they think they're doing--electric shocks. I'm assuming being pro-BS doesn't make you anti-H5.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on February 05, 2011, 10:28:03 AM
I'm back. Bitchslap for... Hmm... My Canucks won last night and I'm in a giving mood!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on February 05, 2011, 11:28:43 AM
Bitchslap #430. Given because the white, slippery shit is starting to melt.  :hyper:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on February 05, 2011, 12:30:21 PM
A 40 degrees outside bitchslap!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on February 05, 2011, 01:31:16 PM
Bitchslap #432 administered. Now it's time for lunch.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 05, 2011, 04:41:44 PM
 :rotf:  :lmao:

Mike - you're a piece of real, honest-to-God intestinal fortitude.

I've had shit to do today - like install another ****ing hard drive (which took an extra trip to Radio Shirk) and preparing my documentation for taxes.

I'm ready for a couple million h5's right now, but I'll settle for the bitchslaps that have rained down on me.

 :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on February 05, 2011, 04:43:02 PM
:rotf:  :lmao:

Mike - you're a piece of real, honest-to-God intestinal fortitude.

I've had shit to do today - like install another ****ing hard drive (which took an extra trip to Radio Shirk) and preparing my documentation for taxes.

I'm ready for a couple million h5's right now, but I'll settle for the bitchslaps that have rained down on me.

 :-)

High Fives for what ?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 05, 2011, 04:44:13 PM
BS because I have my favorite beer and that makes me so happy I just have to BS someone.




You know Euph, it's not hard to imagine a papier-mache pinata of your avatar. I've been quietly BSing you. But I think I'm going to have to H5 you for thinking of this venting-pissed-offedness machine. Kind of reminds me of those experiments where people give other anonymous people--or so they think they're doing--electric shocks. I'm assuming being pro-BS doesn't make you anti-H5.

Not at all. Bitchslap away! Get it off your chest! (Or boobiez, if you're so endowed, ladies!) Come one, come all! Lemme have 'em!

h5, Godot.

And thanks.  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 05, 2011, 04:45:28 PM
High Fives for what ?!?!?!?!?

Since when does someone NEED an excuse to administer h5s when bitchslaps are given out so indiscriminately?

<crickets>

 :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on February 05, 2011, 04:49:20 PM
Since when does someone NEED an excuse to administer h5s when bitchslaps are given out so indiscriminately?

<crickets>

 :-)
For the record, I have given NO indiscriminate BitchSlaps since you've started this thread..... Everything you have, you've asked for.... :hammer: :hammer: :loser:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 05, 2011, 04:51:01 PM
For the record, I have given NO indiscriminate BitchSlaps since you've started this thread..... Everything you have, you've asked for.... :hammer: :hammer: :loser:

Yeah, but you ain't the only fly in the ointment, or the only fish in the sea.

Gimme a bitchslap for mixing metaphors like that.

 :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on February 05, 2011, 04:55:31 PM
Yeah, but you ain't the only fly in the ointment, or the only fish in the sea.

Gimme a bitchslap for mixing metaphors like that.

 :-)

No chance in hell......
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on February 05, 2011, 06:24:37 PM
Just got back from the gym and I have 9 more bitchslaps. I feel so special.  :yahoo:

Here's a post workout H5 to break the monotony. And now that it's broken, I'll be back in an hour for another bitchslap.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on February 05, 2011, 08:00:19 PM
And another bitch slap.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on February 06, 2011, 12:17:17 AM
An early Sunday Super Bowl day BS for you.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 06, 2011, 05:59:08 AM
No chance in hell......

*****.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 06, 2011, 06:00:50 AM
Just got back from the gym and I have 9 more bitchslaps. I feel so special.  :yahoo:

Here's a post workout H5 to break the monotony. And now that it's broken, I'll be back in an hour for another bitchslap.

There is nothing monotonous about bitchslaps. Each one brings a special uplift to my shattered soul.  :-)

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 06, 2011, 06:02:17 AM
An early Sunday Super Bowl day BS for you.

I am the guy in the Nation who truly does not give a shit about the Super Bowl. Whether it's the Baltimore Colts or the Washington Senators, it's all the same to me.

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on February 06, 2011, 08:24:19 AM
I am the guy in the Nation who truly does not give a shit about the Super Bowl. Whether it's the Baltimore Colts or the Washington Senators, it's all the same to me.

h5

BS for the LOL.  At this point I am done with the SuperBowl.  Can't watch the news and not see anything about the superbowl.  I am so tired of the superbowl.  My boyfriend isn't a football person, so there will be no superbowl on my tv today.  I will get updates from my buddies, and my other tv.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 06, 2011, 08:45:21 AM
BS for the LOL.  At this point I am done with the SuperBowl.  Can't watch the news and not see anything about the superbowl.  I am so tired of the superbowl.  My boyfriend isn't a football person, so there will be no superbowl on my tv today.  I will get updates from my buddies, and my other tv.

Actually, I may watch a little of the SB just for the commercials. As I generally hate the TV anyway, I have this masochistic urge to self-flagellate once a year.

I owe it to the people.

 :-)

Oh, and h5. You've earned it what with all the SB crap you've endured.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Gina on February 06, 2011, 08:48:00 AM
I am the guy in the Nation who truly does not give a shit about the Super Bowl. Whether it's the Baltimore Colts or the Washington Senators, it's all the same to me.

h5

Does you have teh gay? :naughty:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on February 06, 2011, 08:52:21 AM
Does you have teh gay? :naughty:
r

Apparemtly.  BS for being the ghey
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 06, 2011, 08:53:17 AM
Does you have teh gay? :naughty:

I have teh ghey about as much as you have tats.

Oh, wait........
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Gina on February 06, 2011, 08:55:25 AM
I have teh ghey about as much as you have tats.

Oh, wait........

(http://209.85.62.26/6026/144/emo/lalatu.gif)  You have TEH GAY!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 06, 2011, 09:01:09 AM
(http://209.85.62.26/6026/144/emo/lalatu.gif)  You have TEH GAY!

A guy I served with in the early Eighties, recently retired after more than 30 years service in the highest enlisted grade, recently announced on his FB page that he's a fudgepacker.

I was stunned. Never would have expected that, but if smokin' poles is your thing, hey, just keep it to yourself. I ain't interested - just like I ain't interested in tats.

God made me unadorned and that's the way I'm checkin' out.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on February 06, 2011, 11:05:08 AM
Hi5 because its a gorgeous day and I have my smoker fired up with 2 big ol butts.  Ribs will be going on later.   :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on February 06, 2011, 11:40:24 AM
There is nothing monotonous about bitchslaps. Each one brings a special uplift to my shattered soul.  :-)

h5

All right then. Here's a pre-workout bitchslap.

And don't worry, I don't care about the Superbowl either. I'm actually going to stay home and work on homework instead. Even though I'll be doing histograms for stats, but at least I'm learning something.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Chris_ on February 06, 2011, 11:41:14 AM
You have to watch out for that Eupher guy... he's sneaky.
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/eupher_sheehan.jpg)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 06, 2011, 12:14:18 PM
You have to watch out for that Eupher guy... he's sneaky.
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/eupher_sheehan.jpg)

 :rotf: :lmao:

h5!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 06, 2011, 12:15:17 PM
All right then. Here's a pre-workout bitchslap.

And don't worry, I don't care about the Superbowl either. I'm actually going to stay home and work on homework instead. Even though I'll be doing histograms for stats, but at least I'm learning something.

Histograms are important. The Super Bowl? Not so much, unless you're a cheerleader with perky tits.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: ConservativeMobster on February 08, 2011, 10:44:24 AM
Histograms are important. The Super Bowl? Not so much, unless you're a cheerleader with perky tits.

BS for posting histograms and cheerleaders in the same sentence. Or not.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 08, 2011, 11:46:13 AM
BS for posting histograms and cheerleaders in the same sentence. Or not.

Perky tits don't count as an equalizer?

h5.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: ConservativeMobster on February 08, 2011, 12:31:32 PM
OK, you want a H5 then to "equalize"?

No.  :whistling:

That was 744, your count is rising again.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Godot showed up on February 08, 2011, 01:02:56 PM
OK, you want a H5 then to "equalize"?

No.  :whistling:

That was 744, your count is rising again.

How did he get to over 700? I think it was around Saturday I checked and Euph had around 400 and was approaching parity with his H5s. Then, suddenly, I think the next day, I saw him lose about 100 BS's, which made me exclaim--WTF! Now he has over 700 BS's. Again--WTF?

I mean, good for you, Euph, but still---WTF?
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: ConservativeMobster on February 08, 2011, 01:33:52 PM
Yes, it took a mighty jump over the weekend.  I was deflated for him but alas! today he's on a roll again.  :rotf:

And so there's hope!

 
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 08, 2011, 03:58:52 PM
Yes, it took a mighty jump over the weekend.  I was deflated for him but alas! today he's on a roll again.  :rotf:

And so there's hope!

 

Sometimes, just a buck or two in the right palm sorta greases things along, if ya know what I mean.

 :whistling:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Gina on February 08, 2011, 04:07:08 PM
Sometimes, just a buck or two in the right palm sorta greases things along, if ya know what I mean.

 :whistling:

for over 700 bitchslaps more than the palm got greased :lmao:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 08, 2011, 04:08:05 PM
for over 700 bitchslaps more than the palm got greased :lmao:

Well, I did render down a pound of bacon and I had a tub of lard in my pantry.......
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on February 08, 2011, 04:08:31 PM
Well, I did render down a pound of bacon and I had a tub of lard in my pantry.......

But, didja make soap?
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 08, 2011, 04:09:38 PM
But, didja make soap?

Shit no! Why would I do that?

Soap conjures up all sorts of unhealthy things.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: longview on February 08, 2011, 10:26:16 PM
BS just because I haven't blessed ya for a couple days.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 09, 2011, 09:56:55 AM
BS just because I haven't blessed ya for a couple days.

Your efforts are appreciated, and a fond embrace in return.

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on February 09, 2011, 06:49:09 PM
BS for the night shift---- :tongue:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: ConservativeMobster on February 09, 2011, 08:08:50 PM
Your efforts are appreciated, and a fond embrace in return.

h5

I'm starting to feel a little bad about this BS stuff Eupher, not your intention right?  Have another anyhoo  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 10, 2011, 06:36:19 AM
I'm starting to feel a little bad about this BS stuff Eupher, not your intention right?  Have another anyhoo  :-)

Why are you feeling bad? What are you feeling, besides a slight sting in your hand as you administer that bitchslap?

You can tell me. Just call me Dr. Euph.  :rotf:

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: ConservativeMobster on February 10, 2011, 10:26:55 AM
Why are you feeling bad? What are you feeling, besides a slight sting in your hand as you administer that bitchslap?

You can tell me. Just call me Dr. Euph.  :rotf:

h5

Well doc.  I have a touch of remorse.  You seem like a nice enough fellow, really not worthy of this violence, small act that it is.  Even though you've taken this with a grin and warm comment after the fact...ugh, that's ookey when typed, it would be much easier to administer if you were like the other (no names mentioned) who seems to relish the act.  I feel no ugly emminating from you.

What the hell... I feel better about this already. Take your medicine doc! BS.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 10, 2011, 11:26:25 AM
Well doc.  I have a touch of remorse.  You seem like a nice enough fellow, really not worthy of this violence, small act that it is.  Even though you've taken this with a grin and warm comment after the fact...ugh, that's ookey when typed, it would be much easier to administer if you were like the other (no names mentioned) who seems to relish the act.  I feel no ugly emminating from you.

What the hell... I feel better about this already. Take your medicine doc! BS.

See? It works! Bitchslapping is therapeutic!  :-)

When Dr. Euph is in the office, good things happen!

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on February 10, 2011, 02:26:34 PM
Maybe we should make him beg for it?
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on February 10, 2011, 02:28:11 PM
Maybe we should make him beg for it?


OOOOOOO!!!!!  I like it!  You get the H5, so no karma left to BS Eupher.  Till he begs.  BEGS I say!! :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: ConservativeMobster on February 10, 2011, 02:29:25 PM
Maybe we should make him beg for it?

I might be in a for a bribe.  We could get him to 999 and hold a raffle or lottery.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: ConservativeMobster on February 10, 2011, 02:31:09 PM

OOOOOOO!!!!!  I like it!  You get the H5, so no karma left to BS Eupher.  Till he begs.  BEGS I say!! :-)

So we get 1 karma per hour, in any form?  Good to know!  

Ok, modified this.  Tots, you got a H5 so you can't REPEAT a karma within the hour.  1 H5, 1BS  :naughty:  
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on February 10, 2011, 02:31:48 PM
I might be in a for a bribe.  We could get him to 999 and hold a raffle or lottery.

I might be able to be bribed to keep his karma at a -999 for as long as we want.......
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: ConservativeMobster on February 10, 2011, 02:32:20 PM
I might be able to be bribed to keep his karma at a -999 for as long as we want.......

NOW we're getting somewhere  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on February 10, 2011, 02:33:37 PM
I might be able to be bribed to keep his karma at a -999 for as long as we want.......

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on February 10, 2011, 03:13:11 PM
I might be able to be bribed to keep his karma at a -999 for as long as we want.......

Ok i'll bet 10,000 quatloos to keep him at -999
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on February 10, 2011, 03:15:34 PM
Ok i'll bet 10,000 quatloos to keep him at -999

Ummm, NO!! Federal Reserve notes or precious metals......

next thing you'll suggest is Latinum or some other silly shit like that
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 10, 2011, 04:23:03 PM
 :crybaby:

I want my mommy.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on February 11, 2011, 02:04:50 AM
Doing my part.   Is it wrong to give a BS then feel bad about it and then turn around and give a hi 5 to counter it? :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 11, 2011, 04:29:45 AM
Doing my part.   Is it wrong to give a BS then feel bad about it and then turn around and give a hi 5 to counter it? :-)

Yes, it's wrong. You may bitchslap with impunity.

Nobody should feel bad at 0200. It's simply ungodly.

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on February 11, 2011, 07:52:19 PM
True.  In that case, an indescriminate BS :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on February 11, 2011, 10:26:39 PM
Ummm, NO!! Federal Reserve notes or precious metals......

next thing you'll suggest is Latinum or some other silly shit like that

With the current value of the American Dollar are you sure thats the right thing to do?
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on February 11, 2011, 10:45:43 PM
With the current value of the American Dollar are you sure thats the right thing to do?

OK, just precious metals.... gold, silver, platinum or copper....
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 12, 2011, 06:10:34 AM
True.  In that case, an indescriminate BS :-)

Isn't freedom to bitchslap a wonderful thing?

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on February 12, 2011, 07:29:23 AM
We need a "Bitch slap Whore" smiley.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Gina on February 12, 2011, 07:31:36 AM
(http://i924.photobucket.com/albums/ad87/Guard109/smiley-slap-funny-animated-gifs_20090728_1320107990.gif)

(http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb271/petrow58/slap_smiley.gif)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/svoman2300/Smilies/anim_head_slap-03.gif)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on February 12, 2011, 07:33:19 AM
 :coffee:

BS!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on February 12, 2011, 07:36:57 AM
(http://i924.photobucket.com/albums/ad87/Guard109/smiley-slap-funny-animated-gifs_20090728_1320107990.gif)

(http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb271/petrow58/slap_smiley.gif)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/svoman2300/Smilies/anim_head_slap-03.gif)

No, more like the "Post Whore" smiley, only saying "bitch slap whore"

:postwhore:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on February 12, 2011, 07:39:17 AM
No, more like the "Post Whore" smiley, only saying "bitch slap whore"

:postwhore:

Bet Chris can find one that says that in a different language.  :whatever:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Gina on February 12, 2011, 07:48:05 AM
Bitch slap guy (http://209.85.62.26/6026/144/emo/fatguy.gif)

DUmmie (http://209.85.62.26/6026/144/emo/cross_eyed.gif)

Texascop's new ride (http://209.85.62.26/6026/144/emo/sbussmilie.gif)

(http://209.85.62.26/6026/144/emo/av-1.gif)



just a few from my arsenal
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 13, 2011, 01:06:51 AM
No, more like the "Post Whore" smiley, only saying "bitch slap whore"

:postwhore:

works for me. Who else can come up with 22 pages of bitchslaps and live to tell about it?

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 13, 2011, 01:08:30 AM
Bitch slap guy (http://209.85.62.26/6026/144/emo/fatguy.gif)

DUmmie (http://209.85.62.26/6026/144/emo/cross_eyed.gif)

Texascop's new ride (http://209.85.62.26/6026/144/emo/sbussmilie.gif)

(http://209.85.62.26/6026/144/emo/av-1.gif)



just a few from my arsenal

the bitchslap guy is my hero - maybe even alter ego.

But my belly is 15 lbs. lighter than it was two weeks ago. That 17-day diet thing WORKS.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 24, 2011, 12:50:39 PM
I am proud to report that the Bitchslap gods have seen the error of their ways and have once again granted me the bitchslaps that they had oh-so-rudely withdrawn.

I'm back down in the shithole again!

 :yahoo:    :yahoo:   
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on February 24, 2011, 02:41:23 PM
I am proud to report that the Bitchslap gods have seen the error of their ways and have once again granted me the bitchslaps that they had oh-so-rudely withdrawn.

I'm back down in the shithole again!

 :yahoo:    :yahoo:   

A congratulatory bitch slap for you kind sir.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 24, 2011, 09:59:31 PM
A congratulatory bitch slap for you kind sir.

and a h5 in return!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on February 24, 2011, 10:15:17 PM
BS just because I care :cheersmate:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: TexasCop on February 24, 2011, 10:31:58 PM
Hey, how did I warrant a short bus?   :tongue:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 24, 2011, 10:40:20 PM
Hey, how did I warrant a short bus?   :tongue:

What the hell is that photo in your sig? Rather disturbing.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: TexasCop on February 24, 2011, 10:41:11 PM
What the hell is that photo in your sig? Rather disturbing.

Some bored, but SMOKING HOT chick playing with a door stopper.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 24, 2011, 10:43:23 PM

Some bored, but SMOKING HOT chick playing with a door stopper.

I see. Looks like she is you know stoned.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: TexasCop on February 24, 2011, 10:47:10 PM
 :stoner:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 24, 2011, 10:52:47 PM
:stoner:

Man, look at those funny colors. The mirror is alive.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on February 25, 2011, 02:02:07 AM
Man, look at those funny colors. The mirror is alive.

Dropping acid ?
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 25, 2011, 04:40:01 AM
BS just because I care :cheersmate:

If you care so much, why didn't you send a Hallmark card?  :hammer:

h5 anyway, because I need the bitchslap.  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 25, 2011, 04:40:45 AM
Dropping acid ?

It's either that or he's dreaming of furries.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: longview on February 25, 2011, 06:11:11 AM
BS in support of your cause.

You, sir, have the twisted sense of humor admired by cowboys/girls.  A trait just about as valuable as actual job skills.   :clap:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on February 25, 2011, 06:35:27 AM
BS because I can!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 25, 2011, 07:17:42 AM
BS in support of your cause.

You, sir, have the twisted sense of humor admired by cowboys/girls.  A trait just about as valuable as actual job skills.   :clap:

Damn - you went ahead and ruined my whole day. Job skills are valuable? Sigh. Why worry about job skills when all I have to do is depend on the gubmint to take care of me?

[/DU mode]

h5 for the BS.


Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 25, 2011, 07:19:15 AM
BS because I can!

Indeed. And you care about the Quest, of course. (But not enough to send a Hallmark card.  :p)

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on February 25, 2011, 08:28:25 AM
Indeed. And you care about the Quest, of course. (But not enough to send a Hallmark card.  :p)

h5

American Greetings are cheaper.   :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 25, 2011, 08:29:58 AM
American Greetings are cheaper.   :-)

Aw, hell, some of those online things are cheaper yet!  :lmao:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on February 25, 2011, 09:54:04 AM
H5 just to be obstinate!!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 25, 2011, 10:32:08 AM
H5 just to be obstinate!!

 :bird:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on February 25, 2011, 01:14:12 PM
:bird:

No thanks !!   :-) :hammer: :rotf:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on February 26, 2011, 05:48:57 PM
Since we can't give out Bitchslaps but once an hour, here are a few to get us by.

(http://facepwn.com/posters/bitchslap.jpg)

(http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/one-free-bitch-slap.jpg)

(http://scottystarnes.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/bitch-slap-bitch-slap-demotivational-poster-1202681530.jpg)

(http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/original/633695463449611430-BitchSlap.jpg)

Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on February 26, 2011, 05:54:05 PM
(http://bitchburgh.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/kitty-bitchslap.jpg)

(http://rlv.zcache.com/extend_your_arm_bitch_slap_that_mother_postcard-p239867534063133464trdg_400.jpg)

(http://www.cerebral-punishment.com/images/walken-bitch-slap-demotivational-poster-1224438358_1_.jpg)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 26, 2011, 06:41:03 PM
It's either that or he's dreaming of furries.

Dreaming of rounding up furries like rounding up bunnies and gyrfalcons.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on February 26, 2011, 06:44:35 PM
It's either that or he's dreaming of furries.

You might as well include the feathered ones, too.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on February 26, 2011, 07:32:55 PM
If you care so much, why didn't you send a Hallmark card?  :hammer:

h5 anyway, because I need the bitchslap.  :-)

Don't have your address or I would've mailed a BS to you.  As it is this'll have to do.

BS'd for no address :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on February 26, 2011, 08:23:36 PM
Don't have your address or I would've mailed a BS to you.  As it is this'll have to do.

BS'd for no address :-)

I have it. I send hate mail on a regular basis..... :popcorn:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 26, 2011, 10:53:38 PM
Don't have your address or I would've mailed a BS to you.  As it is this'll have to do.

BS'd for no address :-)

As long as we've got CC, there's no need to mail out bitchslaps. Just reach right over and click on the little button, and poof! Bitchslapped!

 :-)

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 26, 2011, 10:54:41 PM
I have it. I send hate mail on a regular basis..... :popcorn:

Yes, I can vouch for this. I can tell it comes from him because it's postmarked from Oklahoma. (He thinks he's pulling a fast one, but I'm onto his ass.....)

 :tongue:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on February 27, 2011, 01:09:07 AM
As long as we've got CC, there's no need to mail out bitchslaps. Just reach right over and click on the little button, and poof! Bitchslapped!

 :-)

h5

In  that case....Early Morning BS'd    :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on February 27, 2011, 01:10:37 AM
Yes, I can vouch for this. I can tell it comes from him because it's postmarked from Oklahoma. (He thinks he's pulling a fast one, but I'm onto his ass.....)

 :tongue:

Yep, he's tricky.....
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 27, 2011, 08:49:41 AM
In  that case....Early Morning BS'd    :-)

There's nothing like a sleep-in-your-eyes, cranky-and-pissed-off bitchslap!

It's what bitchslaps were made for!

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: longview on February 27, 2011, 09:07:12 AM
One just to help ya on your way today. 

Not much verve behind it, it's still early here.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 27, 2011, 09:09:06 AM
One just to help ya on your way today. 

Not much verve behind it, it's still early here.

Gotcha, and thanks.

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on February 27, 2011, 09:10:33 AM
Gotcha, and thanks.

h5

A before breakfast BS for ya!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on February 27, 2011, 09:29:42 AM
an a few High 5s to counter those Bitch Slaps.....
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 27, 2011, 02:37:53 PM
an a few High 5s to counter those Bitch Slaps.....

 :bird:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on February 27, 2011, 09:12:26 PM
:bird:

Why is it that you Army doggies keep offering to have sex with people of the same sex ?!?!?!? I told you, "No, Thanks" before!!!  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 28, 2011, 05:21:06 AM
Why is it that you Army doggies keep offering to have sex with people of the same sex ?!?!?!? I told you, "No, Thanks" before!!!  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

*sigh*

You squids have it all wrong, as usual.  :whatever:

The  :bird: smiley is an invitation for you to go **** YOURSELF. That's my interpretation of it anyway, but since you insist on misinterpreting the simplest of epithets, here's a little definition for you:

Quote
**** is an English word that is generally considered profane which, in its most literal meaning, refers to the act of sexual intercourse. However, by extension it may be used to negatively characterize anything that can be dismissed, disdained, defiled, or destroyed.

"****" can be used as a verb, adverb, adjective, command, interjection, noun, and can logically be used as virtually any word in a sentence (e.g., "**** the ****ing ****ers"). Moreover, it is one of the few words in the English language which could be applied as an infix (e.g., "Am I sexy? Abso****inglutely!"; "Bull****ingshit!"). It has various metaphorical meanings. The verb "to be ****ed" can mean "to be cheated" (e.g., "I got ****ed by a scam artist"), or alternatively, to be sexually penetrated. As a noun "a ****" or "a ****er" may describe a contemptible person. "A ****" may mean an act of copulation. The word can be used as an interjection, and its participle is sometimes used as a strong emphatic. The verb to **** may be used transitively or intransitively, and it appears in compounds, including **** off, **** up, "**** you", and **** with. In less explicit usages (but still regarded as vulgar), **** or **** with can mean to mess around, or to deal with unfairly or harshly. In a phrase such as "don't give a ****", the word is the equivalent of "damn", in the sense of something having little value. In "what the ****!", it serves merely as an intensive. If something is very abnormal or annoying "this is ****ed up!" may be said.

Link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/****)

Once again, the Army has to save the Navy's ass, even when it comes to using a ******* smiley.

Can I have my ******* bitchslap now?  Please?    :rotf:

 :yahoo:    :fuelfire:       :rotf:

Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on February 28, 2011, 06:33:24 AM
Like a Sailor needs a lecture on the word, "****"..... ::)

BTW, flipping the bird mean, "**** you", not "go get ****ed", "**** yourself", etc. Now, go UN**** yourself, Doggie breath!! And, an high 5 just to be contrary.....
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 28, 2011, 08:29:42 AM
Like a Sailor needs a lecture on the word, "****"..... ::)

BTW, flipping the bird mean, "**** you", not "go get ****ed", "**** yourself", etc. Now, go UN**** yourself, Doggie breath!! And, an high 5 just to be contrary.....

Hey, tentacle-man (that's another way of saying "Squid", btw), flipping the bird means ALL OF THE ABOVE. It certainly isn't an invitation to have sex with somebody else - jeezus, even a moron can figure that out.

If it reaaaaaaally means what you think it means, there'd be a whole lot more asskicking going on when a bird is flipped, dontcha think?

Oh wait....Asking a squid to think is like asking vesta to be coherent in her posts......

 :tongue:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on February 28, 2011, 10:01:04 AM
Ok... A "before my weigh in BS".
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 28, 2011, 10:33:41 AM
Ok... A "before my weigh in BS".

Great! And good luck! (Did you take plenty of Ex-Lax to clean yourself out?)

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on February 28, 2011, 02:02:37 PM
About where I expected to be.  I'm in a weightloss competition through the gym at work.  I'm where I thought I was.

Oh



You still get a BS for it :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 28, 2011, 02:12:02 PM
About where I expected to be.  I'm in a weightloss competition through the gym at work.  I'm where I thought I was.

Oh



You still get a BS for it :-)

I'm a happy camper.

btw, I weighed in yesterday myself and I've crossed the 20 lb. weight-loss barrier. But no Ex-Lax. That's cheating.  :lmao:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on February 28, 2011, 03:06:11 PM
I'm a happy camper.

btw, I weighed in yesterday myself and I've crossed the 20 lb. weight-loss barrier. But no Ex-Lax. That's cheating.  :lmao:

I've done the Ex-Lax thing to lose weight. It's NOT fun!!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on February 28, 2011, 03:14:38 PM
I've done the Ex-Lax thing to lose weight. It's NOT fun!!

Just starting it.  First weigh in was today at work in the body fat tub to get my baseline weight and body fat percentage.  It was cool.   I was not surprised.  I told my trainer thats helping me that there's alot of diets and stuff out there and that it get overwhelming to someone like me that wants to lose weight.  Hopefully I Can get sown to where I want to be.

Oh BS to Eupher just because I can
BS to to Thor for cheating......... :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on February 28, 2011, 03:17:43 PM

BS to to Thor for cheating......... :-)


One does what one NEEDS to do!! I take it that you never wrestled in high school or did any competitions that required weight categories??
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on February 28, 2011, 03:33:55 PM
Just starting it.  First weigh in was today at work in the body fat tub to get my baseline weight and body fat percentage.  It was cool.   I was not surprised.  I told my trainer thats helping me that there's alot of diets and stuff out there and that it get overwhelming to someone like me that wants to lose weight.  Hopefully I Can get sown to where I want to be.

Oh BS to Eupher just because I can
BS to to Thor for cheating......... :-)

You are a prince among weight loss candidates.

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on February 28, 2011, 06:17:23 PM
One does what one NEEDS to do!! I take it that you never wrestled in high school or did any competitions that required weight categories??
Who me? I would never do something like that O-).   
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 01, 2011, 06:14:47 AM
Who me? I would never do something like that O-).   

Hey! Where the hell is my bitchslap?!?  :bawl:

h5 anyway.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 01, 2011, 07:54:55 AM
Hey! Where the hell is my bitchslap?!?  :bawl:

h5 anyway.

Awww, Poor Euph. I'll give ya an high5 for condolences...
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 01, 2011, 10:03:53 AM
Awww, Poor Euph. I'll give ya an high5 for condolences...

 :bigbird:
 :lol:

And lest you get feisty again, the above big bird means all kinds of f-bombs, but it don't mean I wanna have sex with you!   :hammer:   :hammer:    :hammer:    :hammer:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on March 01, 2011, 10:42:47 AM
The power of the bitchslap will compell you or something like that.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 01, 2011, 10:46:44 AM
The power of the bitchslap will compell you or something like that.

Yes.   I feel the vibes.........

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Revolution on March 01, 2011, 10:49:00 AM
Sending "healing white light" your way in an effort to counter the pain of the BS's, Euph.

 :rotf:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: BattleHymn on March 01, 2011, 05:44:58 PM
Yes.   I feel the vibes.........

h5

healing white BS hurtling down the pike
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Revolution on March 01, 2011, 06:14:13 PM
Am I supposed to be offended? :p

Screw karma symmetry.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: BattleHymn on March 01, 2011, 06:18:02 PM
Am I supposed to be offended? :p

Screw karma symmetry.

Are you talking to me?  Or, I guess typing to me?   :-)

Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 01, 2011, 07:20:30 PM
healing white BS hurtling down the pike

Yeah, but the problem is, the pike is a gravel road. I'm getting rock chips in my rocker panels. Not good.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 01, 2011, 07:21:53 PM
Am I supposed to be offended? :p

Screw karma symmetry.

There is no room for offensiveness when one is bitchslapped.

Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......

Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on March 02, 2011, 09:34:32 PM
May the bitchslap be with you.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on March 03, 2011, 07:52:00 AM
Oh well, why not?  It's been a while.  A morning BS to you.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 03, 2011, 08:18:41 AM
May the bitchslap be with you.

And may the Force you be with.

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 03, 2011, 08:21:59 AM
Oh well, why not?  It's been a while.  A morning BS to you.

Yes, I noticed it's been a while. Kinda was thinking I've been forsaken or somethin'......... :bawl:

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on March 03, 2011, 08:26:29 AM
Yes, I noticed it's been a while. Kinda was thinking I've been forsaken or somethin'......... :bawl:

h5

I would never forsake you buddy.  I just used up my Karma H5'ing people.  I saw you were having a steady pace of BS's, so I wasn't too worried.   :p
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 03, 2011, 09:33:25 AM
I would never forsake you buddy.  I just used up my Karma H5'ing people.  I saw you were having a steady pace of BS's, so I wasn't too worried.   :p

You apparently omitted me!!  :bawl:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on March 03, 2011, 09:36:28 AM
You apparently omitted me!!  :bawl:

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG.   :thatsright:  Quitcherbitchin.....you have a Hi5 now.  Happy???

 :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 03, 2011, 09:40:50 AM
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG.   :thatsright:  Quitcherbitchin.....you have a Hi5 now.  Happy???

 :-)

 :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 03, 2011, 11:35:15 AM
Here ya go, Eupher:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRHK0K2ii6Q[/youtube]
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 03, 2011, 12:16:38 PM
Here ya go, Eupher:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRHK0K2ii6Q[/youtube]

Ah, yes. That's the stuff that prolongs the experience. Deeeeeelightful!  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: longview on March 03, 2011, 09:50:28 PM
Dropped off a happy Thursday BS for you.  (I made that happy Thursday part up   :-))
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on March 04, 2011, 12:45:34 AM
Early morning first day back at work BS for you, Euph :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on March 04, 2011, 01:19:19 AM
If your happy for a bitchslap ,clap your hands!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: TexasCop on March 04, 2011, 01:28:52 AM
If your happy for a bitchslap ,clap your hands!

BS for screwing up that whole "your" vs. "you're" thing!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 04, 2011, 02:28:40 AM
If your happy for a bitchslap ,clap your hands!

BS for screwing up that whole "your" vs. "you're" thing!

:your:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 04, 2011, 05:17:16 AM
Dropped off a happy Thursday BS for you.  (I made that happy Thursday part up   :-))

WTF am I gonna do now that it's Friday?!?!?

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 04, 2011, 05:18:28 AM
Early morning first day back at work BS for you, Euph :-)

When I worked nights, I always had to return to a daytime sleep schedule after a "weekend". Hated it.

h5 for putting up with it.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 04, 2011, 05:19:35 AM
If your happy for a bitchslap ,clap your hands!

 :clap:

Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on March 04, 2011, 09:21:58 AM
I can't BS you yet, because I H5'd Thor instead.  :tongue:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 04, 2011, 09:24:17 AM
I can't BS you yet, because I H5'd Thor instead.  :tongue:

How many Bitch Slaps do you want to give him??   :evil:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on March 04, 2011, 10:14:27 AM
We will, we will bitchslap. (Sung to the Queen song "We will Rock you")
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 04, 2011, 02:10:37 PM
How many Bitch Slaps do you want to give him??   :evil:

Now THAT'S the spirit!

 :yahoo:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 04, 2011, 02:11:25 PM
I can't BS you yet, because I H5'd Thor instead.  :tongue:

THE INFINITE IS POSSIBLE ON BS.COM.....
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: longview on March 04, 2011, 08:47:26 PM
BS because I want to share the joy of it being Friday night after quite a week or three at work.  I rocked and so do you and your BS quest!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 04, 2011, 09:21:42 PM
I just had to give some undeserved high fives just to be obstinate.  :tongue:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 04, 2011, 09:37:10 PM
I just had to give some undeserved high fives just to be obstinate.  :tongue:

 :bitchslap:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 04, 2011, 09:41:19 PM
:bitchslap:

:fos:

 :tongue:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 04, 2011, 09:44:06 PM
:fos:

 :tongue:

Damn, at least give a courtesy flush, willya?  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on March 05, 2011, 02:59:49 PM
My quest at work tonight will be to put Eupher over the top on BS's!  If all hell doesn't break loose again. :-)  I would love to see someone besides a troll get 1000. 

Here goes 1 of many for tonight!

BS'd
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on March 05, 2011, 09:37:10 PM
Here is one for your goal, mdsomethinsomethingstuffandwhatevermec
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 05, 2011, 09:43:26 PM
My quest at work tonight will be to put Eupher over the top on BS's!  If all hell doesn't break loose again. :-)  I would love to see someone besides a troll get 1000. 

Here goes 1 of many for tonight!

BS'd

Bless you. And h5 for your generosity and willingness to fight the good fight.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 05, 2011, 09:44:16 PM
Here is one for your goal, mdsomethinsomethingstuffandwhatevermec

You are delightful.

h5

I am humbled by your consideration.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on March 05, 2011, 09:47:53 PM
You are delightful.

h5

I am humbled by your consideration.

It was really for mdsomethingandstuffwhatevermec. Because he has to work.  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 05, 2011, 09:50:53 PM
It was really for mdsomethingandstuffwhatevermec. Because he has to work.  :-)

Well, now you know what to do avec moi, si'l vous plait!  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on March 06, 2011, 12:36:11 AM
In space,no one can hear you Bitchslap.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on March 06, 2011, 01:04:31 AM
It was really for mdsomethingandstuffwhatevermec. Because he has to work.  :-)

Thank you Issa and a ^ 5 to you!  I'm going to have to change my name to that....  :cheersmate:

Euph...There would've been more but that whole hell breaking loose thing showed up again....So, here's a late night because it's raining BS. :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on March 06, 2011, 10:33:33 AM
Thank you Issa and a ^ 5 to you!  I'm going to have to change my name to that....  :cheersmate:

Euph...There would've been more but that whole hell breaking loose thing showed up again....So, here's a late night because it's raining BS. :-)

Hi5 back to you for yucky hours! And for being a Saint's fan! And I thought I had a confusing name!

Euph, I will get you in a sec.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 06, 2011, 12:47:20 PM
Hi5 back to you for yucky hours! And for being a Saint's fan! And I thought I had a confusing name!

Euph, I will get you in a sec.

His name isn't at ALL confusing to me. Never has been....

(of course, I've been in that industry)

He works on MD11s (Commercial Jet Airliners) as a Hydraulic Mechanic, sheesh.....
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Gina on March 06, 2011, 02:50:44 PM
http://www.media.nothingtoxic.com/media/....h_Slap_Mid_Flow

HERE'S a bs for ya  :popcorn:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 06, 2011, 03:30:19 PM
I am truly humbled. This is a milestone that just doesn't happen every day.

Isn't there some sort of prize for reaching 900 bitchslaps?  If not, just keep bitchslappin'. That'll be enough.

Gina - where the hell did that web site come from?   :o :o :o :o

Damn.........
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 06, 2011, 03:38:08 PM
I am truly humbled. This is a milestone that just doesn't happen every day.

Isn't there some sort of prize for reaching 900 bitchslaps?  If not, just keep bitchslappin'. That'll be enough.

Gina - where the hell did that web site come from?   :o :o :o :o

Damn.........

Yeah, the prize is "Dirtbag of the Year" award.... :hammer: :hammer:

(http://texaslynn.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/dirtbag.jpg?w=230&h=238)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 06, 2011, 05:00:35 PM
Yeah, the prize is "Dirtbag of the Year" award.... :hammer: :hammer:

(http://texaslynn.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/dirtbag.jpg?w=230&h=238)

Gotta dust pan?

 :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Gina on March 06, 2011, 05:16:45 PM
I am truly humbled. This is a milestone that just doesn't happen every day.

Isn't there some sort of prize for reaching 900 bitchslaps?  If not, just keep bitchslappin'. That'll be enough.

Gina - where the hell did that web site come from?   :o :o :o :o

Damn.........

Sir Google blessed me with it  :lmao:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 06, 2011, 05:32:29 PM
Sir Google blessed me with it  :lmao:

Lotsa nifty stuff there, but I didn't see any bitchslappin' goin' on....... :naughty:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Gina on March 06, 2011, 06:05:35 PM
Lotsa nifty stuff there, but I didn't see any bitchslappin' goin' on....... :naughty:

uh oh  :lmao:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on March 06, 2011, 06:44:33 PM
A back to work for OT BS!

Thor--- From aviation nut to the other, I've had this name since I first started hanging ten on the innerwebz back in 1997.  Can't seem to make myself get rid of it.
Issa-- Had to go back to nights to get the promotion to supervisor, so I'll deal with it until shift bid comes in Sept.  Its not too bad, no upper management here at night, so we can get some work done.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 06, 2011, 07:12:55 PM
uh oh  :lmao:

Gotcha!! And a h5 for ballsiness!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 06, 2011, 07:13:36 PM
A back to work for OT BS!

Thor--- From aviation nut to the other, I've had this name since I first started hanging ten on the innerwebz back in 1997.  Can't seem to make myself get rid of it.
Issa-- Had to go back to nights to get the promotion to supervisor, so I'll deal with it until shift bid comes in Sept.  Its not too bad, no upper management here at night, so we can get some work done.

And a h5 for not bein' a day whore!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on March 06, 2011, 08:02:55 PM
A back to work for OT BS!

Thor--- From aviation nut to the other, I've had this name since I first started hanging ten on the innerwebz back in 1997.  Can't seem to make myself get rid of it.
Issa-- Had to go back to nights to get the promotion to supervisor, so I'll deal with it until shift bid comes in Sept.  Its not too bad, no upper management here at night, so we can get some work done.

Totally understandable, and I get a heck of a lot more done when my bosses aren't around.   :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on March 06, 2011, 08:48:57 PM
Usually nights gives me time to get a few BS's in, too! :-)  Except for that whole thing about wanting to sleep with my wife, nights isn't that bad, LOL.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on March 07, 2011, 12:13:17 AM
I bitchslapped a man in Reno just to watch him cry...........
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 07, 2011, 12:54:37 AM
A back to work for OT BS!

Thor--- From aviation nut to the other, I've had this name since I first started hanging ten on the innerwebz back in 1997.  Can't seem to make myself get rid of it.
Issa-- Had to go back to nights to get the promotion to supervisor, so I'll deal with it until shift bid comes in Sept.  Its not too bad, no upper management here at night, so we can get some work done.

I always liked nights better,too, and for the same reasons. Day shift has too much bullshit involved.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on March 07, 2011, 01:34:08 AM
 
I always liked nights better,too, and for the same reasons. Day shift has too much bullshit involved.

Exactly!

I bitchslapped a man in Reno just to watch him cry...........

 :-)  I hear that train a leavin, I BS myself and cry!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 08, 2011, 09:03:33 AM
*sigh*

So close, and yet so far away.

Seeking bitchslaps of every size, shape, and sort.

All bitchslaps rewarded with a h5 in return.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: TexasCop on March 08, 2011, 09:06:30 AM
Dude, I've slapped you like 20 times!  1,000 takes a LONG time!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 08, 2011, 09:06:34 AM
and just when you think that you're even closer, some ass.hole will come along and take them away.......
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 08, 2011, 09:07:20 AM
Dude, I've slapped you like 20 times!  1,000 takes a LONG time!

h5 - and thanks. I needed that.

*sigh*
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 08, 2011, 09:08:15 AM
and just when you think that you're even closer, some ass.hole will come along and take them away.......

Yeah, I noticed. Some assholes are bigger than others.

Bitchslapped for bein' a tease.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: ConservativeMobster on March 09, 2011, 02:29:47 PM
shhhhh. Don't let Thor see that I BS'd ya.  Better make it this time dude.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 09, 2011, 02:30:28 PM
shhhhh. Don't let Thor see that I BS'd ya.  Better make it this time dude.

Mum's the word. So is the h5 I levied on ya.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: ConservativeMobster on March 09, 2011, 02:30:43 PM
1+ because I'm almost to 500 posts  :p
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 09, 2011, 02:31:46 PM
1+ because I'm almost to 500 posts  :p

 :postwhore:

But I ain't broadcastin' it. Tryin' to keep it under the radar screen.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: BattleHymn on March 09, 2011, 05:28:13 PM
BS for me havin' to wait 52 minutes on hold to talk to the IRS today. 
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 09, 2011, 09:02:19 PM
BS for me havin' to wait 52 minutes on hold to talk to the IRS today.  

might wanna do it again, as we got our tax return last week.

h5 for withstanding the anguish.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on March 09, 2011, 09:03:20 PM
might wanna do it again, as we got our tax return last week.

BS because my CPA just got my paperwork today, and I have no idea what the outcome will be.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 09, 2011, 09:05:36 PM
BS because my CPA just got my paperwork today, and I have no idea what the outcome will be.

h5 for the pins and needles.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on March 09, 2011, 09:08:44 PM
h5 for the pins and needles.

Thanks, no pins and needles really.  I saved money all year in case I owe, and if I don't, well I have savings.  I am pretty apathetic about the situation now, but if I find out I owe my savings, well then, that is a whole nother ball of wax.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Gina on March 10, 2011, 07:25:11 PM
who keeeps taking your bs's away, Eupher? :lmao:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 10, 2011, 07:27:09 PM
who keeeps taking your bs's away, Eupher? :lmao:

You asked that question once already today.

You mean you honestly don't know? I'll give ya a hint. He's a schmuck.  :censored:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Gina on March 10, 2011, 07:34:29 PM
You asked that question once already today.

You mean you honestly don't know? I'll give ya a hint. He's a schmuck.  :censored:

well that narrows it down :whistling:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 10, 2011, 07:57:21 PM
well that narrows it down :whistling:

Yeah, but don't let that stop ya. Just rear back and bitchslap away.

You'll thank me in the mornin'........ :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: BattleHymn on March 10, 2011, 08:30:10 PM
Yeah, but don't let that stop ya. Just rear back and bitchslap away.

You'll thank me in the mornin'........ :-)

BS'ed because it is Thursday. 
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on March 10, 2011, 08:38:11 PM
BS'd cuz someone doesn't have beer.  And it ain't me!   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 10, 2011, 08:59:44 PM
BS'ed because it is Thursday. 

Yeah, it is. For a couple-three hours or so.

h5!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 10, 2011, 09:00:19 PM
BS'd cuz someone doesn't have beer.  And it ain't me!   :cheersmate:

I don't have any beer. I'll take the blame AND the bitchslap.  :yahoo:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 10, 2011, 10:15:46 PM
You asked that question once already today.

You mean you honestly don't know? I'll give ya a hint. He's a schmuck.  :censored:

It ain't who you THINK it is......... ;)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: BattleHymn on March 11, 2011, 12:04:53 AM
BS'd cuz someone doesn't have beer.  And it ain't me!   :cheersmate:
:tongue:


Oh, and a BS to Eupher, because it is now Friday, and I still don't have any beer.   :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: DefiantSix on March 11, 2011, 12:06:40 AM
BS'ed because it ain't Friday here yet.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on March 11, 2011, 03:39:04 AM
BS'd because so far my night has went like complete crap.

Thanks....needed that.


PS,
can guests see the crying in my beer section?  If not, I may have to put a rant in there.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 11, 2011, 04:34:34 AM
BS'd because so far my night has went like complete crap.

Thanks....needed that.


PS,
can guests see the crying in my beer section?  If not, I may have to put a rant in there.

Sorry about your crappy night, but I'm delighted you got some satisfaction out of a ringing bitchslap.

Dunno about guests seeing the CIMB forum - Thor would know, and since he delights in seeing my own discomfort at the steady dwindling of my Bitchslap stash, he'll note your question accordingly.

Bastard. :popcorn:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 11, 2011, 04:46:14 AM
BS'd because so far my night has went like complete crap.

Thanks....needed that.


PS,
can guests see the crying in my beer section?  If not, I may have to put a rant in there.

NO, guests cannot see that board.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on March 11, 2011, 10:24:00 AM
The hills are alive with the sound of Bitchslapsssssssss
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 11, 2011, 10:30:59 AM
The hills are alive with the sound of Bitchslapsssssssss

It's about damned time!

I was thinking you got stuck with the von Trapp family somewhere and you couldn't escape Salzburg.

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on March 11, 2011, 10:32:50 AM
It's about damned time!

I was thinking you got stuck with the von Trapp family somewhere and you couldn't escape Salzburg.

h5


Do a BS a female BS!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 11, 2011, 10:33:40 AM
Do a BS a female BS!

Multiple bitchslaps are some of My Favorite Things.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 11, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Multiple bitchslaps are some of My Favorite Things.

You really ARE attempting to "Climb Every Mountain" seeking those bitch slaps.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: ConservativeMobster on March 11, 2011, 01:38:53 PM
I need a H5 cuz someone BS'd me.  I am not whining.  1 for you Euph  :bitchslap:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on March 11, 2011, 01:42:48 PM
I need a H5 cuz someone BS'd me.  I am not whining.  1 for you Euph  :bitchslap:

H5!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: ConservativeMobster on March 11, 2011, 01:59:29 PM
Returned  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on March 11, 2011, 08:47:36 PM
That';s the way uh huh Uh huh I BITCHSLAP uh huh uh huh. That's the way I bitchslap. Ahhh yes the disco years.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on March 11, 2011, 09:38:35 PM
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, always gonna run around and BS you....."

BS'd and Rick rolled..... :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on March 11, 2011, 09:39:33 PM
NO, guests cannot see that board.


Thanks.....^5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on March 11, 2011, 09:45:32 PM
I.....wanna BS all night, and party every day!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 12, 2011, 01:55:46 PM
I need a H5 cuz someone BS'd me.  I am not whining.  1 for you Euph  :bitchslap:

no prob. Here's your h5.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 12, 2011, 01:56:57 PM
That';s the way uh huh Uh huh I BITCHSLAP uh huh uh huh. That's the way I bitchslap. Ahhh yes the disco years.

h5 for originality.

Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on March 13, 2011, 08:22:53 AM
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, always gonna run around and BS you....."

BS'd and Rick rolled..... :-)

H5 for originality.  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 13, 2011, 08:28:09 AM
H5 for originality.  :-)

h5 to you for getting up before noon.

 :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on March 13, 2011, 08:30:21 AM
h5 to you for getting up before noon.

 :-)

And to you, sir, just for bein you.  :cheersmate: :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 13, 2011, 08:33:48 AM
And to you, sir, just for bein you.  :cheersmate: :-)

I trust all is well with the ticker? Well, after things knit up, of course.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on March 13, 2011, 08:40:05 AM
Definitely making progress. I miss smoking and all that fun stuff, but I am committed to NEVER feeling that degree of fear and helplessness again.

Let's put it this way...when I was 21, I almost drowned during a camping trip to Lake Berryessa in NoCal. That incident was almost orgasmic compared to what happened on the freeway that afternoon.

Uh-uh. I'm a good boy from here on in.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 13, 2011, 08:44:58 AM
Definitely making progress. I miss smoking and all that fun stuff, but I am committed to NEVER feeling that degree of fear and helplessness again.

Let's put it this way...when I was 21, I almost drowned during a camping trip to Lake Berryessa in NoCal. That incident was almost orgasmic compared to what happened on the freeway that afternoon.

Uh-uh. I'm a good boy from here on in.

Outstanding.  :II:

I quit smoking in 1979. I still had the occasional craving after 6 months, but I never looked back. I guess there's nothing like staring the Grim Reaper in the face to get the idea that life is rather tenuous. We all go when it's time, but there's a better way to go than that.

Besides, Momma will kick your furry ass if you ever light up again.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on March 13, 2011, 06:34:54 PM
Definitely making progress. I miss smoking and all that fun stuff, but I am committed to NEVER feeling that degree of fear and helplessness again.

Let's put it this way...when I was 21, I almost drowned during a camping trip to Lake Berryessa in NoCal. That incident was almost orgasmic compared to what happened on the freeway that afternoon.

Uh-uh. I'm a good boy from here on in.

Glad you're doing better.  I quit smoking in 2004, never looked back.  But it is nice getting up at the crack of noon for an early start. :-)  ^5 to you, sir.

Euph,
An OT BS for you....
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 13, 2011, 06:36:33 PM
Glad you're doing better.  I quit smoking in 2004, never looked back.  But it is nice getting up at the crack of noon for an early start. :-)  ^5 to you, sir.

Euph,
An OT BS for you....

OT bitchslaps are the best, because the sand in your eyes makes 'em that much more meaningful.

h5 in return.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 13, 2011, 07:09:51 PM
BS to both of y'all for being anti-smoking Nazis......
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Gina on March 13, 2011, 07:47:42 PM
BS to both of y'all for being anti-smoking Nazis......

that reminds me of a  blinkie I have seen on some boards

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b357/Bdarks/smokenazi.gif)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 13, 2011, 08:06:42 PM
BS to both of y'all for being anti-smoking Nazis......

Dunno about the "Nazi" bit, but anti-smoking? You bet.

h5 in return.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on March 13, 2011, 09:58:19 PM
that reminds me of a  blinkie I have seen on some boards

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b357/Bdarks/smokenazi.gif)

Unless someone is blowing it directly at me or I'm eating, I'm generally pretty easy going about it.  Or if the room is small.  As a smoker I hated smoking on airplanes, it was just too cramped and sucked.  My eyes were bloodshot afterwards :-).  Thats my excuse anyway.  ^5 to everyone except Eupher.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 13, 2011, 11:10:10 PM
Unless someone is blowing it directly at me or I'm eating, I'm generally pretty easy going about it.  Or if the room is small.  As a smoker I hated smoking on airplanes, it was just too cramped and sucked.  My eyes were bloodshot afterwards :-).  Thats my excuse anyway.  ^5 to everyone except Eupher.

I rarely smoked on airplanes when it was allowed. Kudos to you MD11bubblechaser for NOT being a smoke Nazi. My ex Mother in Law used to light up at the table during holiday meals. I couldn't stand it!! I bit my tongue, however, because we were usually at her house. I'd just excuse myself and go into some other room. Even though I still smoke, there are common courtesies I still follow.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on March 13, 2011, 11:17:39 PM
Even though I still smoke, there are common courtesies I still follow.

I was the same way when I was still able to smoke, Thor, although when I was younger, I was kind of rude about it.

For instance, I used to like to smoke during sex, although this one chick really lost her shit cause the ashtray kept sliding off her ass.

I did make a conscious effort after that to be more respectful of my surroundings.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 13, 2011, 11:39:57 PM
Hey, HNC ??? Here's a tune for you.......

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU[/youtube]
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on March 13, 2011, 11:42:52 PM
Now Thor, that wasn't very nice at all.  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 13, 2011, 11:45:42 PM
Now Thor, that wasn't very nice at all.  :-)

STFU or I'll blow smoke in your face!!  :fuelfire: :tongue:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on March 14, 2011, 07:34:39 AM
BS to Eupher for the laughs in the am.  I sure did miss this banter.  I sure did.   :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 14, 2011, 07:54:32 AM
Well, we got sidetracked a bit with the smoking issue (who's the freakin' Nazi about smoking NOW, Thor?  :rotf: ), so if we can once again return to  :bitchslap:, I'd be grateful.

Thanks to Tots for her sensibility and a h5 to her. An additional h5 (when I can) to HNC for his new-found non-habit.

Instead of smoking, you can learn how to macrame. Or work out your heightened levels of pisstivity by rudimental drumming.

Ain't they about the same anyway?  :confused:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on March 14, 2011, 02:10:50 PM
A BS with my fist of fire and the tiger blood in my body. Yeah I'm running low on material.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Chris_ on March 14, 2011, 02:11:48 PM
Lousy, stupid, I hate Mondays bitchslap.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 14, 2011, 02:14:41 PM
A BS with my fist of fire and the tiger blood in my body. Yeah I'm running low on material.

Well, you could always go to JoAnn's Fabrics and get a bolt of muslin........

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 14, 2011, 02:15:29 PM
Lousy, stupid, I hate Mondays bitchslap.

Agreed. Which is why I'm pulling the plug in 45 minutes. Gonna go home and take a nap.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on March 15, 2011, 01:16:31 AM
K & BS'd
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on March 15, 2011, 07:22:56 AM
Too much to do and not enough time.  BS!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 15, 2011, 09:21:44 AM
K & BS'd

A midnight bitchslap! Kinda spooky, actually!

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 15, 2011, 09:22:31 AM
Too much to do and not enough time.  BS!

And you've got your bitchslapper limbered up early, dontcha?
 :-)

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on March 15, 2011, 10:32:37 AM
BS. Good morning, Euph!  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 15, 2011, 11:07:12 AM
BS. Good morning, Euph!  :-)

Moanin'.

(That's what happens after a prize bitchslap.)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on March 15, 2011, 11:08:22 AM
Moanin'.

(That's what happens after a prize bitchslap.)

That line was so tasty, it deserves another BS.

Plus, I put a little stank on it for ya.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: NHSparky on March 15, 2011, 11:10:54 AM
That line was so tasty, it deserves another BS.

Plus, I put a little stank on it for ya.  :cheersmate:

One for you, just to let you know you're not immune.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 15, 2011, 11:14:28 AM
That line was so tasty, it deserves another BS.

Plus, I put a little stank on it for ya.  :cheersmate:

Uh....what kind of "stank?"

I'm kinda fussy about my stank. Gotta make sure it's the right stank. Wouldn't want too much of the wrong stank and too little of the right stank.

h5 (in a little while)
 
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on March 15, 2011, 11:20:27 AM
One for you, just to let you know you're not immune.

And right back atcha, chooch  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: NHSparky on March 15, 2011, 11:22:28 AM
And right back atcha, chooch  :-)

Wow...talk about hitting like a bitch.  What were you trying to do there, TICKLE ME?
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on March 15, 2011, 11:24:20 AM
What were you trying to do there, TICKLE ME?

I was gonna make some crack there about asking someone else that question, but then decided not to go there.  :rotf:

H5, btw
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 15, 2011, 11:39:23 AM
I was gonna make some crack there about asking someone else that question, but then decided not to go there.  :rotf:

H5, btw

 :rotf:

Since when has decorum played any part of your discourse on these hallowed pages?
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on March 15, 2011, 06:07:26 PM
A double time BS for you!  Making money the old fashioned way, BS'ing.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 15, 2011, 08:55:14 PM
A double time BS for you!  Making money the old fashioned way, BS'ing.

Wow! I'm impressed! Maybe you can buy me a gross of bitchslaps for Christmas, eh?

I guess that means you'll be expecting double the h5's, right?

Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on March 15, 2011, 10:40:57 PM
Double your pleasure,Double your bitchslap.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: longview on March 16, 2011, 01:29:36 AM
A joyous BS for ya, Eupher, just because I'm glad to be home at my own desk.

I wonder how many you've REALLY received?
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 16, 2011, 03:05:19 AM
A joyous BS for ya, Eupher, just because I'm glad to be home at my own desk.

I wonder how many you've REALLY received?

One DOES wonder, don't they??  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on March 16, 2011, 03:36:55 AM
One DOES wonder, don't they??  :fuelfire:

Yep, cause at onepoint he was in the mid 900's.    :whistling:

Oh, BS again
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 16, 2011, 06:47:48 AM
A joyous BS for ya, Eupher, just because I'm glad to be home at my own desk.

I wonder how many you've REALLY received?

Thor had it calculated at something like ~650.

Matters not to me. Every bitchslap is richly celebrated, whether bequeathed or flat-out earned.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 16, 2011, 06:49:13 AM
Double your pleasure,Double your bitchslap.

Yeah! Doublemint gum meets AW's bitchslap fest!

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on March 17, 2011, 12:41:38 AM
Have a Coke and a Bitchslap!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Airwolf on March 18, 2011, 09:07:58 PM
Have another one.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 18, 2011, 09:35:05 PM
I guess that Eupher abandoned his quest....... :(
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on March 19, 2011, 06:25:23 PM
I guess that Eupher abandoned his quest....... :(

But we didn't...... :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 24, 2011, 11:58:16 AM
I guess that Eupher abandoned his quest....... :(

No ****in' way. Bitchslapped for loss of faith.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on March 25, 2011, 11:18:33 AM
Wrap your embouchure around this BS, Euph.

Good morning... :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 25, 2011, 07:22:59 PM
Wrap your embouchure around this BS, Euph.

Good morning... :-)

Haven't been able to play for the past couple days.  :bawl:

Got a really nasty fever blister. God, I hate these things. Caused by herpes simplex virus Type 1. This is as opposed to the more, uh, intimate herpes simplex virus Type 2. Which I don't have. Along with crocs. I don't have those either.

 :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 25, 2011, 07:25:39 PM
Haven't been able to play for the past couple days.  :bawl:

Got a really nasty fever blister. God, I hate these things. Caused by herpes simplex virus Type 1. This is as opposed to the more, uh, intimate herpes simplex virus Type 2. Which I don't have. Along with crocs. I don't have those either.

 :-)

It wouldn't surprise me if you were to go out and buy a pair of Crocs......... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 25, 2011, 09:09:45 PM
It wouldn't surprise me if you were to go out and buy a pair of Crocs......... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Do Crocs help heal fever blisters/cold sores?

If so, I'm there. I'll take a size 12, EEE.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Chris_ on March 25, 2011, 09:11:07 PM
Can you fit them on your face? :rofl:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 25, 2011, 09:12:34 PM
Can you fit them on your face? :rofl:

I'm hoping Thor can answer that question. Curious minds wanna know!  :hyper:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 25, 2011, 10:02:48 PM
I'm hoping Thor can answer that question. Curious minds wanna know!  :hyper:

How the hell would I know ?!?!?!?!? Shoes don't go on your face, ya tards!!! :hammer: :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Chris_ on March 25, 2011, 10:03:20 PM
:rotf: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 25, 2011, 10:07:23 PM
How the hell would I know ?!?!?!?!? Shoes don't go on your face, ya tards!!! :hammer: :-)

Then where the hell do you get the connection between Crocs and fever blisters?!?!

I'm really confused now!

[/vesta mode]
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 25, 2011, 11:36:10 PM
Do Crocs help heal fever blisters/cold sores?

If so, I'm there. I'll take a size 12, EEE.
Can you fit them on your face? :rofl:

There ya go. 2+2= crocs & fever blisters........
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: NHSparky on March 26, 2011, 06:38:14 PM
Then where the hell do you get the connection between Crocs and fever blisters?!?!

I'm really confused now!

[/vesta mode]

BS because you didn't realize vesta WOULD be able to draw a connection between crocs and fever blisters.

Well, in HER mind, anyway.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on March 26, 2011, 07:11:12 PM
BS Euph because I was gone for a bit in West Texas!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 29, 2011, 06:41:56 AM
BS Euph because I was gone for a bit in West Texas!

Welcome back! I hope you weren't shot at by illegals, or forced to cater to them at gunpoint, or otherwise had to inconvenience yourself to allow the human avalanche to continue to invade our country.

h5 for surviving another encounter.

Oh, and the bitchslap. Always appreciated.  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 29, 2011, 06:42:49 AM
BS because you didn't realize vesta WOULD be able to draw a connection between crocs and fever blisters.

Well, in HER mind, anyway.

You do have a point. h5 for indicating that with vesta, all detours are lined with gold.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on March 29, 2011, 09:44:09 AM
Bitch slap cause it's raining and that makes me happy, so I feel generous. 
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 29, 2011, 10:24:38 AM
Bitch slap cause it's raining and that makes me happy, so I feel generous. 

Peace be with you.  :-)

h5.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on March 30, 2011, 08:53:27 PM
Welcome back! I hope you weren't shot at by illegals, or forced to cater to them at gunpoint, or otherwise had to inconvenience yourself to allow the human avalanche to continue to invade our country.

h5 for surviving another encounter.

Oh, and the bitchslap. Always appreciated.  :-)

Nah, visiting my grand daughter.  The food is awesome.  Of course with my fling benefits, had to take the scenic route through Albuquerque. :-)  Took a few days off when I got back to get some things done....BTW  another BS for you, thanks for the welcome back....
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 30, 2011, 09:09:53 PM
Nah, visiting my grand daughter.  The food is awesome.  Of course with my fling benefits, had to take the scenic route through Albuquerque. :-)  Took a few days off when I got back to get some things done....BTW  another BS for you, thanks for the welcome back....

I hope your granddaughter is as appreciative of your visit as I am your bitchslaps. Sorta sets the tone for the rest of the night!  :lmao:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 30, 2011, 09:22:44 PM
I hope your granddaughter is as appreciative of your visit as I am your bitchslaps. Sorta sets the tone for the rest of the night!  :lmao:

I'll set your "tone"........  :fuelfire: :hammer: :rotf:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 31, 2011, 11:44:55 AM
I'll set your "tone"........  :fuelfire: :hammer: :rotf:

Cool! I've been looking to change the ringing sound on my cell phone anyway.

Anything but rap and country.

And thanks!

 :whistling:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 31, 2011, 02:12:49 PM
Cool! I've been looking to change the ringing sound on my cell phone anyway.

Anything but rap and country.

And thanks!

 :whistling:

How about this one, then?? (A little Motownish tune)   :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on March 31, 2011, 02:41:21 PM
How about this one, then?? (A little Motownish tune)   :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU

I'll have to check it later. (They have a thing against youtube in these parts.....)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on March 31, 2011, 02:45:40 PM
I'll have to check it later. (They have a thing against youtube in these parts.....)

I know, LOL!!

::Singing:: "Anticipation"........ :tongue:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on March 31, 2011, 10:05:44 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/md11hydmec/pics/bs4.jpg)

Believe me, we both can appreciate it.  I'll sit her down one day and tell the the story of the eternal BS's and how Eupher defended the use of them.  This story will be told for years to come.....
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 01, 2011, 05:19:54 AM
How about this one, then?? (A little Motownish tune)   :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU

That's pretty good, Thor! I think I'll use it!  :-)


Oh, and:



 :evilbird:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 01, 2011, 05:20:54 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/md11hydmec/pics/bs4.jpg)

Believe me, we both can appreciate it.  I'll sit her down one day and tell the the story of the eternal BS's and how Eupher defended the use of them.  This story will be told for years to come.....

Have you been talking to HNC lately? Starting to sound like a Hollywood thing....... :-)

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on April 01, 2011, 12:48:24 PM
I figured if Mikey Morass can make it, I'm a shoe in!

Oh, BS for you!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 06, 2011, 09:08:54 AM
  :bouncy:

bumpity bump bump.

Still looking for bitchslaps. Any ol' bitchslap will do.

Yes, I'm a bitchslap whore..... :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 06, 2011, 09:09:26 AM
I figured if Mikey Morass can make it, I'm a shoe in!

Oh, BS for you!

Got you back up to parity.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on April 06, 2011, 09:18:37 AM
I just found out I have a biology exam next Monday... On my birthday... After I plan on doing the Fry St. Crawl...  :argh: :argh: :censored:

I am going to be so ****ing hungover (if I'm not still drunk) that it's going to suck donkey balls.

Expect a bitchslap anytime I'm near a computer. Here's one now.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 06, 2011, 09:36:10 AM
I just found out I have a biology exam next Monday... On my birthday... After I plan on doing the Fry St. Crawl...  :argh: :argh: :censored:

I am going to be so ****ing hungover (if I'm not still drunk) that it's going to suck donkey balls.

Expect a bitchslap anytime I'm near a computer. Here's one now.

Thanks, Mike! And here's hoping your Crawl doesn't result in prayers to the porcelain gods!

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on April 06, 2011, 10:22:46 AM
Has it been an hour yet?

 :bitchslap:

Why yes it has.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 06, 2011, 11:46:12 AM
Has it been an hour yet?

 :bitchslap:

Why yes it has.

Indeed!

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on April 06, 2011, 11:51:21 AM
Another hour, another  :bitchslap: .  I'm going to go play some Fallout: New Vegas now. Killing mutated bugs and gang members is good for the soul.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 06, 2011, 11:52:36 AM
Another hour, another  :bitchslap: .  I'm going to go play some Fallout: New Vegas now. Killing mutated bugs and gang members is good for the soul.

Damn! A triple whammy for today!

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on April 06, 2011, 05:19:35 PM
Damn! A triple whammy for today!

h5


How's about #4?  My bike chain slipped the gear, and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with it.  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on April 06, 2011, 09:14:49 PM
Number 5.

Hows that feel? You're getting close... Again...
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on April 06, 2011, 09:28:41 PM
That's a bitch slap for starting an annoying thread.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 07, 2011, 06:45:56 AM
That's a bitch slap for starting an annoying thread.

Now, THAT'S the spirit!

 :-)

h5

Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 07, 2011, 07:07:19 AM
Number 5.

Hows that feel? You're getting close... Again...

Feels great! Ain't nothin' like a good bitchslap to start the day off!  :-)

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on April 08, 2011, 02:45:11 AM
BS just in case you though I forgot about you.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 08, 2011, 10:10:44 AM
BS just in case you though I forgot about you.

This thread is slowing down. I'm getting worried!!!!!eleventy!!!!!   :overreaction: :ohnoes: :beathorse: :wtf3:

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on April 08, 2011, 12:18:03 PM
Geez.  Quiturbitchin.  Here is a BS.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on April 08, 2011, 04:57:43 PM
This thread is slowing down. I'm getting worried!!!!!eleventy!!!!!   :overreaction: :ohnoes: :beathorse: :wtf3:

h5


Quit bithcin' attention whore or you'll get a few ^5's from me!  Here's a BS just 'cause!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 08, 2011, 06:29:11 PM
Geez.  Quiturbitchin.  Here is a BS.

Ahhhh.......

Screw Coca-Cola. A bitchslap is the pause that refreshes...... :-)

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 08, 2011, 06:31:05 PM
Quit bithcin' attention whore or you'll get a few ^5's from me!  Here's a BS just 'cause!

No.   :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

I've already repeatedly said that I'm a bitchslap whore. NOT an attention whore.

No h5 this time.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on April 08, 2011, 08:17:59 PM
My karma is equal, I am balanced    :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:.  Whatever!  You'll get anothe BS in about 30 minutes when I can BS you again.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 08, 2011, 10:32:25 PM
My karma is equal, I am balanced    :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:.  Whatever!  You'll get anothe BS in about 30 minutes when I can BS you again.

NOW you're balanced.

I aim to please.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on April 08, 2011, 10:51:04 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddd another BS for you!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 08, 2011, 11:08:32 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddd another BS for you!

I have been blessed beyond belief.

h5

Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on April 09, 2011, 03:06:50 AM
It seems the BS I giveth, the Thor taketh away!  Another for you my friend......
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on April 09, 2011, 04:56:21 AM
It seems the BS I giveth, the Thor taketh away!  Another for you my friend......

Nope, but Thor DID give YOU a BS for the insinuation....
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on April 09, 2011, 05:52:07 AM
Only here would a BS be a compliment.  Back at cha big guy.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 09, 2011, 08:06:50 AM
It seems the BS I giveth, the Thor taketh away!  Another for you my friend......

I think the proper term for that phenomenon is "glitch."   :lmao:

h5 atcha.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on April 09, 2011, 09:44:38 AM
It's almost my birthday so I'm feeling generous.  Here's :bitchslap: 959.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on April 09, 2011, 11:18:00 AM
960 because Mike found my favorite seasonal beer, and I have had no luck.  He sent me a picture and everything, and I am sad.   :bawl: :bawl:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 09, 2011, 01:57:24 PM
Two more snuck in after Tots' 960th.  :yahoo: 

h5's all around!

Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on April 09, 2011, 03:15:49 PM
960 because Mike found my favorite seasonal beer, and I have had no luck.  He sent me a picture and everything, and I am sad.   :bawl: :bawl:

If you got the money, I got the stuff...

We'd have to meet halfway, though.  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on April 09, 2011, 03:16:54 PM
If you got the money, I got the stuff...

We'd have to meet halfway, though.  :-)

Let's talk.   :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on April 09, 2011, 03:39:07 PM
Well, I'll stop by Albertsons tomorrow. If they have any left, I'll pick you up a couple sixers and find someplace between Arlington and Denton to meet. Cost you the price of the beer and $5 or some Starbucks for shipping and handling.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on April 09, 2011, 07:03:35 PM
And a Saturday night BS because my partner and I won our tennis match!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on April 10, 2011, 07:44:25 AM
Well, I'll stop by Albertsons tomorrow. If they have any left, I'll pick you up a couple sixers and find someplace between Arlington and Denton to meet. Cost you the price of the beer and $5 or some Starbucks for shipping and handling.

I am in Garland, not Arlington, and drive through Richardson every day because I work in N. Dallas, so I am sure we can figure out something.   :-)

Oh yeah.  Mornin Eupher!  BS for you. 
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 10, 2011, 08:11:39 AM
I am in Garland, not Arlington, and drive through Richardson every day because I work in N. Dallas, so I am sure we can figure out something.   :-)

Oh yeah.  Mornin Eupher!  BS for you. 

 :-)

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 10, 2011, 08:12:42 AM
And a Saturday night BS because my partner and I won our tennis match!

What???? No golf with the Master's going on????

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on April 10, 2011, 10:18:46 AM
I am in Garland, not Arlington, and drive through Richardson every day because I work in N. Dallas, so I am sure we can figure out something.   :-)

Oh yeah.  Mornin Eupher!  BS for you. 

Why did I think you were in Arlington? You are right next to where I grew up in Mesquite though. Yeah, I'm sure we can figure something out. I'll be heading to Albertsons today to check out the beer situation and I'll let you know.

ETA, morning Euph. How about a hungover bitchslap?
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on April 10, 2011, 03:07:47 PM
Why did I think you were in Arlington? You are right next to where I grew up in Mesquite though. Yeah, I'm sure we can figure something out. I'll be heading to Albertsons today to check out the beer situation and I'll let you know.

ETA, morning Euph. How about a hungover bitchslap?

Because I graduated in HS in Arlington.   

BS for Euph because I am in a good mood.   :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Gina on April 11, 2011, 03:56:54 AM
Because I graduated in HS in Arlington.   

BS for Euph because I am in a good mood.   :-)

Hey! that's where King of the Hill is filmed  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on April 11, 2011, 04:00:41 AM
Hey! that's where King of the Hill is filmed  :cheersmate:

"filmed" ?!?!?!?!?!?  Ummm, nope, try again.......

Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Gina on April 11, 2011, 04:08:45 AM
"filmed" ?!?!?!?!?!?  Ummm, nope, try again.......



 :lmao:   Arlen   :lmao:  leave me alone!  I have been up since 2am!

(http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/chris-crocker-cries.jpg)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 11, 2011, 06:34:06 AM
Why did I think you were in Arlington? You are right next to where I grew up in Mesquite though. Yeah, I'm sure we can figure something out. I'll be heading to Albertsons today to check out the beer situation and I'll let you know.

ETA, morning Euph. How about a hungover bitchslap?

Works for me! (Glad it's your headache and not mine....)

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Karin on April 11, 2011, 01:47:06 PM
I BS'd Eupher because Gina made me laugh and laugh with the whole "Arlington/Arlen filming" situation.   :lmao:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 11, 2011, 01:59:47 PM
I BS'd Eupher because Gina made me laugh and laugh with the whole "Arlington/Arlen filming" situation.   :lmao:

Gina has that effect on people.

Thanks for the bitchslap, and here's a h5 for your effort!  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on April 11, 2011, 02:36:14 PM
:lmao:   Arlen   :lmao:  leave me alone!  I have been up since 2am!

(http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/chris-crocker-cries.jpg)

Ohhh, ****ing WAHHHHHHHHHHH. I went to bed at 0200. Note the time on my preceding post. (0356)  So, can you cry for me a little more??
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 11, 2011, 03:07:49 PM
Ohhh, ****ing WAHHHHHHHHHHH. I went to bed at 0200. Note the time on my preceding post. (0356)  So, can you cry for me a little more??

 :bs:

Okay, awright, it'll be fine.

Here's a h5 for your trouble.

 :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: longview on April 11, 2011, 11:08:06 PM
Hi.  I've been dropping by and giving stealth BSes.  Glad you haven't given up on your goal.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on April 11, 2011, 11:22:46 PM
Hi.  I've been dropping by and giving stealth BSes.  Glad you haven't given up on your goal.

To dream the impossible dream...........   :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: longview on April 12, 2011, 06:20:28 AM
To dream the impossible dream...........   :lmao: :lmao:

Yep.  Everyone's "Everest" is different.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 12, 2011, 06:31:55 PM
To dream the impossible dream...........   :lmao: :lmao:

 :bird:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 12, 2011, 06:33:23 PM
Hi.  I've been dropping by and giving stealth BSes.  Glad you haven't given up on your goal.

Thank you for your faith. Unlike certain assholes around here.......

h5 for you -- not for the asshole, though.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on April 14, 2011, 12:52:30 PM
Good afternoon Euph. I'm pleased to inform you that as of 2 minutes ago, I just gave you your 100th bitchslap. I've been giving you some stealth ones just hoping it would fall to me on a slow day, and it did! And to commemorate this momentous occasion (as well as have proof it happened in case someone :whistling: messes with it again) I have photographic evidence.

Congrats, buddy!

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/_0ASBFd50OPk/Tac0JRHe98I/AAAAAAAAANU/eS_9uvO3AVM/s800/BS1000.jpg)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: dutch508 on April 14, 2011, 01:17:59 PM
Good afternoon Euph. I'm pleased to inform you that as of 2 minutes ago, I just gave you your 100th bitchslap. I've been giving you some stealth ones just hoping it would fall to me on a slow day, and it did! And to commemorate this momentous occasion (as well as have proof it happened in case someone :whistling: messes with it again) I have photographic evidence.

Congrats, buddy!

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/_0ASBFd50OPk/Tac0JRHe98I/AAAAAAAAANU/eS_9uvO3AVM/s800/BS1000.jpg)

bitchslapped for not being able to count
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on April 14, 2011, 01:20:26 PM
bitchslapped for not being able to count

bitchslapped for not being clear.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: dutch508 on April 14, 2011, 01:21:09 PM
bitchslapped for not being clear.

Bitchslapped (in 48 minutes) for quibbling.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on April 14, 2011, 01:26:16 PM
Bitchslapped (in 48 minutes) for quibbling.

Bitchslapped for bitchslapping Mike.  

eta: gotta use em somewhere, Euph hit his mark. 
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on April 14, 2011, 01:27:05 PM
Bitchslapped (in 48 minutes) for quibbling.

You officers and your big words...
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: dutch508 on April 14, 2011, 01:46:12 PM
You officers and your big words...


Big penis as well.

<-----------------------------------------------about this size (length)*-------------------------------------------->


*(actual size dependant on monitor size, temperature and boobiez [present/not present]. Not to to be confused with other offers, promotions, or give aways. May cause pain, bleeding, or uncontrollable screaming. Do not operate heavy machinery if using, or planning on using with in one hour.)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on April 14, 2011, 01:51:58 PM

Big penis as well.

<-----------------------------------------------about this size (length)*-------------------------------------------->


*(actual size dependant on monitor size, temperature and boobiez [present/not present], as well as the power of the magnifying glass in use. Not to to be confused with other offers, promotions, or give aways. May cause pain, bleeding, or uncontrollable screaming. Do not operate heavy machinery if using, or planning on using with in one hour.)

Fixed.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 14, 2011, 02:18:26 PM
Good afternoon Euph. I'm pleased to inform you that as of 2 minutes ago, I just gave you your 100th bitchslap. I've been giving you some stealth ones just hoping it would fall to me on a slow day, and it did! And to commemorate this momentous occasion (as well as have proof it happened in case someone :whistling: messes with it again) I have photographic evidence.

Congrats, buddy!

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/_0ASBFd50OPk/Tac0JRHe98I/AAAAAAAAANU/eS_9uvO3AVM/s800/BS1000.jpg)

I am indeed honored and humbled to have reached the interim destination of 1,000 bitchslaps, and to have had you administer same.

Despite the repartee between you and dutch, this is a momentous occasion that should be celebrated with....

More Bitchslaps!

You see, I think it's true_blood that is up somewhere over 1,200 bitchslaps, so I'm still officially....


.....ON THE BITCHSLAP QUEST........
[/glow]
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on April 14, 2011, 02:21:24 PM
I am indeed honored and humbled to have reached the interim destination of 1,000 bitchslaps, and to have had you administer same.

Despite the repartee between you and dutch, this is a momentous occasion that should be celebrated with....

More Bitchslaps!

You see, I think it's true_blood that is up somewhere over 1,200 bitchslaps, so I'm still officially....


.....ON THE BITCHSLAP QUEST........
[/glow]

All right then. Let's keep this going. There's number 1002 for ya.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 14, 2011, 02:22:42 PM
All right then. Let's keep this going. There's number 1002 for ya.

And a h5 in return.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: longview on April 14, 2011, 04:38:54 PM
Congrats on cracking 1000.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Karin on April 15, 2011, 10:23:19 AM
There's a chance of freakin snow on Monday.  This is your fault, Eupher.  Smack. 
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 15, 2011, 10:33:03 AM
There's a chance of freakin snow on Monday.  This is your fault, Eupher.  Smack. 

 :-)

I hope your hubby didn't put away the snowblower yet.

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on April 15, 2011, 06:33:57 PM
Congrats Euph!  Here's a congratulatory BS!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 15, 2011, 06:44:35 PM
Congrats Euph!  Here's a congratulatory BS!

I hadn't seen ya in a day or two. I was gettin' worried.

h5

Oh, and thanks! I gotta long way to go, btw. True_blood has almost 1,300 bitchslaps, so the Bitchslap Quest is still on. Keep 'em comin'...... :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on April 15, 2011, 08:39:24 PM
Between being busy at home on my off days and being busy here at work, not much time on the computer.  I did breeze by and give you a few ninja BS's. :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on April 15, 2011, 09:25:11 PM
Between being busy at home on my off days and being busy here at work, not much time on the computer.  I did breeze by and give you a few ninja BS's. :-)

You must be getting Eupher & me confused. I've been getting some of those "Ninja bitchslaps", too..  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 15, 2011, 09:26:31 PM
You must be getting Eupher & me confused. I've been getting some of those "Ninja bitchslaps", too..  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

Not from me. Any bitchslaps I can give out go to me.  :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on April 15, 2011, 11:57:20 PM
You must be getting Eupher & me confused. I've been getting some of those "Ninja bitchslaps", too..  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

 :-) maaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyybe.  I used to feel guilty about giving out BS's.  Then I would counter it with a ^5.  Now, I love giving BS's out.(thank God the J isn't next to the s)

Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on April 16, 2011, 12:29:34 AM
:-) maaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyybe.  I used to feel guilty about giving out BS's.  Then I would counter it with a ^5.  Now, I love giving BS's out.(thank God the J isn't next to the s)



Well, A&P mechanics are used to being on their knees....  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on April 16, 2011, 12:48:26 AM
Well, A&P mechanics are used to being on their knees....  :fuelfire:

How else are you supposed to get a day off when the books full?
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on April 17, 2011, 11:03:54 AM
BS because it is a beautiful day!
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on April 17, 2011, 01:51:40 PM
BS for well, just trying to get your karma balanced, buddy.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Chris_ on April 17, 2011, 01:53:03 PM
Bitchslapped for boring me with this ridiculous topic.

More to follow...
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 17, 2011, 05:17:20 PM
Bitchslapped for boring me with this ridiculous topic.

More to follow...

Goodie!

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i317/Eupher6/Forums/Goodie_decal.gif)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on April 18, 2011, 08:11:46 AM
BS because it is Monday, of a short week, and I just got more crap handed to me.  Damn.   :thatsright:

Be careful the fire you put out today, because tomorrow it will be your normal work duty. 
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 18, 2011, 08:17:21 AM
BS because it is Monday, of a short week, and I just got more crap handed to me.  Damn.   :thatsright:

Be careful the fire you put out today, because tomorrow it will be your normal work duty. 

No good deed goes unpunished.

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on April 18, 2011, 08:44:55 AM
Bitch slapped to parity.......  :p
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 18, 2011, 08:53:25 AM
Bitch slapped to parity.......  :p

Thank God.

h5
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on April 18, 2011, 09:10:52 AM
Thank God.

h5


No, it's. "Thanks, Thor"  :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 18, 2011, 09:16:16 AM
No, it's. "Thanks, Thor"  :lmao: :lmao:

Yeah, whatever.

 :-)           :bow:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: bannie on April 18, 2011, 11:08:13 AM
Coming late to the party... :hammer:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 18, 2011, 11:20:11 AM
Coming late to the party... :hammer:


Welcome, bannie, to the insanity!

Many thanks for your arrival. Just put your coat over there on the bed, the drinks are over there on the bar, and there's some finger food around here somewhere.....

Might wanna put in a word or two in your own Introduction thread when you get a minute.......It sorta lets folks know who you are and what you're about.

 :naughty:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Karin on April 18, 2011, 01:41:08 PM
Nursed a cold all weekend long, it's still here, my head's exploding, and the weather is going to be shitty from here on out, to the end of time.  Cut the crap, Eupher, or the beatings will continue.  Smack.   :hammer:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: dutch508 on April 18, 2011, 01:48:56 PM
Nursed a cold all weekend long, it's still here, my head's exploding, and the weather is going to be shitty from here on out, to the end of time.  Cut the crap, Eupher, or the beatings will continue.  Smack.   :hammer:


Just bit the pillow, baby. It will all be over soon.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 18, 2011, 02:01:11 PM
Nursed a cold all weekend long, it's still here, my head's exploding, and the weather is going to be shitty from here on out, to the end of time.  Cut the crap, Eupher, or the beatings will continue.  Smack.   :hammer:

I picked up the same nasty cold - chest cold, which is unusual.

Does that make you feel better? No? Well, dutch did say something about biting a pillow.


 :-)

h5 - and I went home for the afternoon. Maybe my coughing won't spread the love so much with two dogs and two parrots to hear it.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on April 18, 2011, 02:04:12 PM
I picked up the same nasty cold - chest cold, which is unusual.

Does that make you feel better? No? Well, dutch did say something about biting a pillow.


 :-)

h5 - and I went home for the afternoon. Maybe my coughing won't spread the love so much with two dogs and two parrots to hear it.

Get you some Mucinex DM.  I just got over that crap a week ago. 
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 18, 2011, 02:10:59 PM
Get you some Mucinex DM.  I just got over that crap a week ago. 

Will check that out after nappy time.

h5 for the tip.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Karin on April 21, 2011, 09:21:00 AM
Eupher.
We had snowflakes falling out of the sky today, plus a bitter wind.  Then it turned into nasty, loathesome hail.   :hammer:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 21, 2011, 09:39:40 AM
Eupher.
We had snowflakes falling out of the sky today, plus a bitter wind.  Then it turned into nasty, loathesome hail.   :hammer:

I'm very sorry. That's cruel and unusual punishment, I think.

What have you done to warrant such treatment from Ma Nature?  :???:  It's okay -- you can confide in me. I won't tell anyone. Really.  :evillaugh:

h5 for putting up with the nasties.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on April 21, 2011, 09:10:13 PM
BS just because.....
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: IassaFTots on April 21, 2011, 10:13:54 PM
Ditto.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on April 22, 2011, 12:37:25 AM
Eupher Buddy, your karma's lopsided, I need to give you a ^5 to help get it evened out. :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 22, 2011, 06:05:29 AM
Eupher Buddy, your karma's lopsided, I need to give you a ^5 to help get it evened out. :-)

Oh, no. Karma's always best when the Bitchslaps outweigh the h5's. I know these things.  ;)

h5 to you, sir.


Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 22, 2011, 06:06:16 AM
BS just because.....

...I'm a Doggie?   :-)

h5

Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 22, 2011, 06:07:02 AM
Ditto.

You're a team player?

h5 (probably in an hour or so)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on April 22, 2011, 06:17:22 AM
...I'm a Doggie?   :-)

h5



Doggie, Low Brass Player, just because you're you, take a pick...   :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 22, 2011, 09:55:40 AM
After 44 pages, 8,000 views, and almost 4 months of day-by-day wrestling in the mud, hobnobbing, beseeching and besmirching, wangling, and just plain merrymaking, this thread can be retired.

I have arrived. My Quest is complete.

true_blood's bitchslaps have been whittled down to just a little over 1,000 now. I don't know how and why that occurred; I do know that just a few days ago he had amassed something like 1,280 bitchslaps all told.

But the Bitchslap gods have foresaken him, evidently, and have come over to my side.

Unless my information is incorrect, I now have more bitchslaps accumulated than anyone else on CC.

I can die now. As previously mentioned, my Quest is complete.

I am most grateful for the support and the encouragement over these long, hard, cruel months. While many of you have slipped the shiv between my ribs in bestowing h5s on me, I know that deep down, you would much rather have administered the Noble Bitchslap.

So with my ears still ringing from all the Bitchslaps, I can rest now.

Thanks, and Go With God.

 :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: franksolich on April 22, 2011, 09:59:12 AM
Unless my information is incorrect, I now have more bitchslaps accumulated than anyone else on CC.

Uh, sir, I really dislike to disagree, but JohnMatrix has 3,012, and I'm not even sure that's the top.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 22, 2011, 10:00:58 AM
Uh, sir, I really dislike to disagree, but JohnMatrix has 3,012, and I'm not even sure that's the top.

ah, okay, I dimly remember said individual. Let's qualify my statement by saying active posters.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: franksolich on April 22, 2011, 10:01:45 AM
Whoa.

Wait.

What?

How'd John C Calhoun survive here with only 107?

I thought for sure he'd be into five digits.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Mike220 on April 22, 2011, 11:31:56 AM
I thought TNO had 5,000+..
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: franksolich on April 22, 2011, 11:45:21 AM
I thought TNO had 5,000+..

But apparently our esteemed colleague Eupher wants to count only active members, no banned ones.

It still freaks me about John C having only 107.
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on April 22, 2011, 10:14:25 PM
Had to get in one final BS. :-)
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Thor on April 22, 2011, 11:40:09 PM
Had to get in one final BS. :-)

Don't let him stop you from handing them out. He asked for it, so he should get it full force!!   :fuelfire: :tongue:
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on April 23, 2011, 12:03:31 AM
 :-)  I'm glad he helped me work through my guilt of giving BS's
Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: Eupher on April 23, 2011, 03:17:38 PM
:-)  I'm glad he helped me work through my guilt of giving BS's

That's me. I'm prepared to serve.  :-)

oh, and h5 for the extra bitchslap(s). You never know when you need another bitchslap.

Title: Re: A Bitchslap Quest
Post by: md11hydmec on April 24, 2011, 12:34:13 AM
 :-)