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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #175 on: January 30, 2011, 09:36:16 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on January 30, 2011, 09:27:08 PM
My wife told me to BS you for saying an egg timer was a cheating device.   :popcorn:

And when the hour is up in 19 minutes I'll bitchslap ya again for not having your own set of balls.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #176 on: January 30, 2011, 10:16:18 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 30, 2011, 08:08:39 PM
BS for being whiny.  And, in the summer when it is cooler there than here for being neener-neenery.   :tongue:

And a BS in return because of you whining about 19°....... just remember, when it's 19°, it's usually another 5° (sometimes 10°) COLDER here !!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #177 on: January 30, 2011, 10:31:59 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 30, 2011, 09:36:16 PM
And when the hour is up in 19 minutes I'll bitchslap ya again for not having your own set of balls.

I gave those things up a long time ago to have the privilege of farting in bed on someone other than just myself.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #178 on: January 31, 2011, 05:08:30 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on January 30, 2011, 10:31:59 PM
I gave those things up a long time ago to have the privilege of farting in bed on someone other than just myself.



Excellent point. While balls may come and go, farting is forever. h5
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #179 on: January 31, 2011, 05:09:20 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on January 30, 2011, 09:09:07 PM
And another one goes and another one goes and another one bites the dust.

Bitchslapped for non-creativity.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #180 on: January 31, 2011, 05:10:34 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 30, 2011, 09:03:50 PM
Bitchslaps for both of you for needing cheat devices to know when an hour is up.

they're not cheat devices when you don't wear a wristwatch. Bitchslapped for inciting a riot. Again.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #181 on: January 31, 2011, 05:35:16 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 31, 2011, 05:10:34 AM
they're not cheat devices when you don't wear a wristwatch. Bitchslapped for inciting a riot. Again.

Bitchslapped for not knowing how to take advantage of the chaos.  STILL.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #182 on: January 31, 2011, 06:03:05 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 31, 2011, 05:35:16 AM
Bitchslapped for not knowing how to take advantage of the chaos.  STILL.

Bitchslapped for not understanding that chaos is an objective of this thread. Riots? Not so much. Yes, Sparky, there is a difference.  :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #183 on: January 31, 2011, 09:18:37 AM »
Quote from: Thor on January 30, 2011, 10:16:18 PM
And a BS in return because of you whining about 19°....... just remember, when it's 19°, it's usually another 5° (sometimes 10°) COLDER here !!

BS for BS'ing me about 5-10 degrees difference.  Really? 
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #184 on: January 31, 2011, 09:19:53 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 31, 2011, 06:03:05 AM
Bitchslapped for not understanding that chaos is an objective of this thread. Riots? Not so much. Yes, Sparky, there is a difference.  :-)

Ain't nothing like a little chaos with my coffee!  BS!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #185 on: January 31, 2011, 10:14:40 AM »
It's your fault I have to annotate this ridiculous slide deck, Euph. BS.

(This could be the end of "It's Bush's fault"; for now on, "it's Eupher's fault") :tongue:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #186 on: January 31, 2011, 10:18:50 AM »
BS cause I just finished stats homework and I need to hit somebody, even if it's virtually.

**** RMS and standard deviation.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #187 on: January 31, 2011, 10:22:32 AM »
Quote from: Mike220 on January 31, 2011, 10:18:50 AM
BS cause I just finished stats homework and I need to hit somebody, even if it's virtually.

**** RMS and standard deviation.

Standard deviation is fun when you've got Excel. If not, it sucks. That's a statistically-significant statement.

h5 for putting up with it. After all, who gives a shit about Chi-squares and the t-test?
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #188 on: January 31, 2011, 10:23:07 AM »
Quote from: Godot showed up on January 31, 2011, 10:14:40 AM
It's your fault I have to annotate this ridiculous slide deck, Euph. BS.

(This could be the end of "It's Bush's fault"; for now on, "it's Eupher's fault") :tongue:

I can die now. My work is complete.  :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #189 on: January 31, 2011, 10:35:04 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 31, 2011, 09:19:53 AM
Ain't nothing like a little chaos with my coffee!  BS!

Is chaos another word for clotted cream?
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #190 on: January 31, 2011, 10:42:03 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 31, 2011, 10:35:04 AM
Is chaos another word for clotted cream?

BS for a silly question.  Clotted Cream is not for coffee.  It's for strawberries.    :-)

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #191 on: January 31, 2011, 10:47:11 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 31, 2011, 10:42:03 AM
BS for a silly question.  Clotted Cream is not for coffee.  It's for strawberries.    :-)



Actually it's for scones and English tea time on the Cunard Line. (We're investigating cruise lines and wanna bail outta this bullshit next December and head to the south Caribbean.)

Both of us get bitchslapped for mentioning a), coffee and b), strawberries.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #192 on: January 31, 2011, 10:51:18 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 31, 2011, 10:42:03 AM
BS for a silly question.  Clotted Cream is not for coffee.  It's for strawberries.    :-)



Godot eats nothing with the word "clotted" in it.

Unless it's blood. That's ok. I mean, I can never resist a good Scab Pie with heparin sauce. (But notice that the word "clotted" is not in its name. Just lots and lots of delectable dried scabs in a nice scalloped crust [minced scallops in the dough gives it that extra something]. Yumm.)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #193 on: January 31, 2011, 11:01:49 AM »
Quote from: Godot showed up on January 31, 2011, 10:51:18 AM
Godot eats nothing with the word "clotted" in it.

Unless it's blood. That's ok. I mean, I can never resist a good Scab Pie with heparin sauce. (But notice that the word "clotted" is not in its name. Just lots and lots of delectable dried scabs in a nice scalloped crust [minced scallops in the dough gives it that extra something]. Yumm.)

spoken like a true con-ah-sewer.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #194 on: January 31, 2011, 11:08:35 AM »
BS to the both of ya for being gross. 

Cept, I have to wait an hour for Eupher's. 

But, I'll be back!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #195 on: January 31, 2011, 12:36:47 PM »
Let me see if I have the rules correct here...if I BS you Eupher, you in turn will H5 me?

Let's play!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #196 on: January 31, 2011, 12:39:15 PM »
Quote from: ConservativeMobster on January 31, 2011, 12:36:47 PM
Let me see if I have the rules correct here...if I BS you Eupher, you in turn will H5 me?

Let's play!

I think it is more like if you BS him, you will get BS'd by someone else, or maybe H5'd.  But, BS'ing him makes him happy, so, there ya go!

Oh yeah Eupher, I got you back now, since my Karma reloaded!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #197 on: January 31, 2011, 12:42:41 PM »
BS to Euph for being a straight-up guy.

BS to Sparky for being a miserable SOB who's gonna spend his weekend digging out. Again.

And BS to anyone who shit-talks Jerry's Deli for making the best G-ddamned Chicken Kreplach Soup on Earth.

I think that covers everyone.,  :cheersmate:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #198 on: January 31, 2011, 12:56:08 PM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 31, 2011, 12:42:41 PM
BS to Euph for being a straight-up guy.

BS to Sparky for being a miserable SOB who's gonna spend his weekend digging out. Again.

And BS to anyone who shit-talks Jerry's Deli for making the best G-ddamned Chicken Kreplach Soup on Earth.

I think that covers everyone.,  :cheersmate:

And BS for you for not even KNOWING what a ****ing snowshovel LOOKS like--and no fair Googling it now.

Which Jerry's would that be--the one in Marina del Rey, or Irvine?

It's been so damned long since I had a GOOD deli sandwich.  When I am in Vegas for my upcoming vacation, I'm gonna have to go over to the Mirage and have one of those big-as-your-****ing-head pastrami sandwiches over at the Carnegie Deli.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #199 on: January 31, 2011, 01:33:33 PM »
Quote from: ConservativeMobster on January 31, 2011, 12:36:47 PM
Let me see if I have the rules correct here...if I BS you Eupher, you in turn will H5 me?

Let's play!

That's the simplified version, yep. h5!
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