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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #650 on: April 22, 2011, 06:05:29 AM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on April 22, 2011, 12:37:25 AM
Eupher Buddy, your karma's lopsided, I need to give you a ^5 to help get it evened out. :-)

Oh, no. Karma's always best when the Bitchslaps outweigh the h5's. I know these things.  ;)

h5 to you, sir.


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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #651 on: April 22, 2011, 06:06:16 AM »
Quote from: Thor on April 21, 2011, 09:10:13 PM
BS just because.....

...I'm a Doggie?   :-)

h5

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #652 on: April 22, 2011, 06:07:02 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on April 21, 2011, 10:13:54 PM
Ditto.

You're a team player?

h5 (probably in an hour or so)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #653 on: April 22, 2011, 06:17:22 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on April 22, 2011, 06:06:16 AM
...I'm a Doggie?   :-)

h5



Doggie, Low Brass Player, just because you're you, take a pick...   :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #654 on: April 22, 2011, 09:55:40 AM »
After 44 pages, 8,000 views, and almost 4 months of day-by-day wrestling in the mud, hobnobbing, beseeching and besmirching, wangling, and just plain merrymaking, this thread can be retired.

I have arrived. My Quest is complete.

true_blood's bitchslaps have been whittled down to just a little over 1,000 now. I don't know how and why that occurred; I do know that just a few days ago he had amassed something like 1,280 bitchslaps all told.

But the Bitchslap gods have foresaken him, evidently, and have come over to my side.

Unless my information is incorrect, I now have more bitchslaps accumulated than anyone else on CC.

I can die now. As previously mentioned, my Quest is complete.

I am most grateful for the support and the encouragement over these long, hard, cruel months. While many of you have slipped the shiv between my ribs in bestowing h5s on me, I know that deep down, you would much rather have administered the Noble Bitchslap.

So with my ears still ringing from all the Bitchslaps, I can rest now.

Thanks, and Go With God.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #655 on: April 22, 2011, 09:59:12 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on April 22, 2011, 09:55:40 AM
Unless my information is incorrect, I now have more bitchslaps accumulated than anyone else on CC.

Uh, sir, I really dislike to disagree, but JohnMatrix has 3,012, and I'm not even sure that's the top.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #656 on: April 22, 2011, 10:00:58 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 22, 2011, 09:59:12 AM
Uh, sir, I really dislike to disagree, but JohnMatrix has 3,012, and I'm not even sure that's the top.

ah, okay, I dimly remember said individual. Let's qualify my statement by saying active posters.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #657 on: April 22, 2011, 10:01:45 AM »
Whoa.

Wait.

What?

How'd John C Calhoun survive here with only 107?

I thought for sure he'd be into five digits.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #658 on: April 22, 2011, 11:31:56 AM »
I thought TNO had 5,000+..
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #659 on: April 22, 2011, 11:45:21 AM »
Quote from: Mike220 on April 22, 2011, 11:31:56 AM
I thought TNO had 5,000+..

But apparently our esteemed colleague Eupher wants to count only active members, no banned ones.

It still freaks me about John C having only 107.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #660 on: April 22, 2011, 10:14:25 PM »
Had to get in one final BS. :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #661 on: April 22, 2011, 11:40:09 PM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on April 22, 2011, 10:14:25 PM
Had to get in one final BS. :-)

Don't let him stop you from handing them out. He asked for it, so he should get it full force!!   :fuelfire: :tongue:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #662 on: April 23, 2011, 12:03:31 AM »
 :-)  I'm glad he helped me work through my guilt of giving BS's
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #663 on: April 23, 2011, 03:17:38 PM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on April 23, 2011, 12:03:31 AM
:-)  I'm glad he helped me work through my guilt of giving BS's

That's me. I'm prepared to serve.  :-)

oh, and h5 for the extra bitchslap(s). You never know when you need another bitchslap.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #664 on: April 24, 2011, 12:34:13 AM »
 :-)
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