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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #325 on: February 24, 2011, 10:31:58 PM »
Hey, how did I warrant a short bus?   :tongue:

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #326 on: February 24, 2011, 10:40:20 PM »
Hey, how did I warrant a short bus?   :tongue:

What the hell is that photo in your sig? Rather disturbing.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #327 on: February 24, 2011, 10:41:11 PM »
What the hell is that photo in your sig? Rather disturbing.

Some bored, but SMOKING HOT chick playing with a door stopper.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #328 on: February 24, 2011, 10:43:23 PM »

Some bored, but SMOKING HOT chick playing with a door stopper.

I see. Looks like she is you know stoned.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #329 on: February 24, 2011, 10:47:10 PM »
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #330 on: February 24, 2011, 10:52:47 PM »
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Man, look at those funny colors. The mirror is alive.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #331 on: February 25, 2011, 02:02:07 AM »
Man, look at those funny colors. The mirror is alive.

Dropping acid ?
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #332 on: February 25, 2011, 04:40:01 AM »
BS just because I care :cheersmate:

If you care so much, why didn't you send a Hallmark card?  :hammer:

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #333 on: February 25, 2011, 04:40:45 AM »
Dropping acid ?

It's either that or he's dreaming of furries.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #334 on: February 25, 2011, 06:11:11 AM »
BS in support of your cause.

You, sir, have the twisted sense of humor admired by cowboys/girls.  A trait just about as valuable as actual job skills.   :clap:

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #335 on: February 25, 2011, 06:35:27 AM »
BS because I can!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #336 on: February 25, 2011, 07:17:42 AM »
BS in support of your cause.

You, sir, have the twisted sense of humor admired by cowboys/girls.  A trait just about as valuable as actual job skills.   :clap:

Damn - you went ahead and ruined my whole day. Job skills are valuable? Sigh. Why worry about job skills when all I have to do is depend on the gubmint to take care of me?

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h5 for the BS.


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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #337 on: February 25, 2011, 07:19:15 AM »
BS because I can!

Indeed. And you care about the Quest, of course. (But not enough to send a Hallmark card.  :p)

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #338 on: February 25, 2011, 08:28:25 AM »
Indeed. And you care about the Quest, of course. (But not enough to send a Hallmark card.  :p)

h5

American Greetings are cheaper.   :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #339 on: February 25, 2011, 08:29:58 AM »
American Greetings are cheaper.   :-)

Aw, hell, some of those online things are cheaper yet!  :lmao:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #340 on: February 25, 2011, 09:54:04 AM »
H5 just to be obstinate!!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #341 on: February 25, 2011, 10:32:08 AM »
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #342 on: February 25, 2011, 01:14:12 PM »
"The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation."- IBID

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #343 on: February 26, 2011, 05:48:57 PM »
Since we can't give out Bitchslaps but once an hour, here are a few to get us by.









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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #344 on: February 26, 2011, 05:54:05 PM »





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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #345 on: February 26, 2011, 06:41:03 PM »
It's either that or he's dreaming of furries.

Dreaming of rounding up furries like rounding up bunnies and gyrfalcons.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #346 on: February 26, 2011, 06:44:35 PM »
It's either that or he's dreaming of furries.

You might as well include the feathered ones, too.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #347 on: February 26, 2011, 07:32:55 PM »
If you care so much, why didn't you send a Hallmark card?  :hammer:

h5 anyway, because I need the bitchslap.  :-)

Don't have your address or I would've mailed a BS to you.  As it is this'll have to do.

BS'd for no address :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #348 on: February 26, 2011, 08:23:36 PM »
Don't have your address or I would've mailed a BS to you.  As it is this'll have to do.

BS'd for no address :-)

I have it. I send hate mail on a regular basis..... :popcorn:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #349 on: February 26, 2011, 10:53:38 PM »
Don't have your address or I would've mailed a BS to you.  As it is this'll have to do.

BS'd for no address :-)

As long as we've got CC, there's no need to mail out bitchslaps. Just reach right over and click on the little button, and poof! Bitchslapped!

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