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Offline TexasCop

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #325 on: February 24, 2011, 10:31:58 PM »
Hey, how did I warrant a short bus?   :tongue:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #326 on: February 24, 2011, 10:40:20 PM »
Quote from: TexasCop on February 24, 2011, 10:31:58 PM
Hey, how did I warrant a short bus?   :tongue:

What the hell is that photo in your sig? Rather disturbing.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #327 on: February 24, 2011, 10:41:11 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on February 24, 2011, 10:40:20 PM
What the hell is that photo in your sig? Rather disturbing.

Some bored, but SMOKING HOT chick playing with a door stopper.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #328 on: February 24, 2011, 10:43:23 PM »
Quote from: TexasCop on February 24, 2011, 10:41:11 PM

Some bored, but SMOKING HOT chick playing with a door stopper.

I see. Looks like she is you know stoned.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #329 on: February 24, 2011, 10:47:10 PM »
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #330 on: February 24, 2011, 10:52:47 PM »
Quote from: TexasCop on February 24, 2011, 10:47:10 PM
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Man, look at those funny colors. The mirror is alive.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #331 on: February 25, 2011, 02:02:07 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on February 24, 2011, 10:52:47 PM
Man, look at those funny colors. The mirror is alive.

Dropping acid ?
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #332 on: February 25, 2011, 04:40:01 AM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on February 24, 2011, 10:15:17 PM
BS just because I care :cheersmate:

If you care so much, why didn't you send a Hallmark card?  :hammer:

h5 anyway, because I need the bitchslap.  :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #333 on: February 25, 2011, 04:40:45 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on February 25, 2011, 02:02:07 AM
Dropping acid ?

It's either that or he's dreaming of furries.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #334 on: February 25, 2011, 06:11:11 AM »
BS in support of your cause.

You, sir, have the twisted sense of humor admired by cowboys/girls.  A trait just about as valuable as actual job skills.   :clap:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #335 on: February 25, 2011, 06:35:27 AM »
BS because I can!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #336 on: February 25, 2011, 07:17:42 AM »
Quote from: longview on February 25, 2011, 06:11:11 AM
BS in support of your cause.

You, sir, have the twisted sense of humor admired by cowboys/girls.  A trait just about as valuable as actual job skills.   :clap:

Damn - you went ahead and ruined my whole day. Job skills are valuable? Sigh. Why worry about job skills when all I have to do is depend on the gubmint to take care of me?

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h5 for the BS.


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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #337 on: February 25, 2011, 07:19:15 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on February 25, 2011, 06:35:27 AM
BS because I can!

Indeed. And you care about the Quest, of course. (But not enough to send a Hallmark card.  :p)

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #338 on: February 25, 2011, 08:28:25 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 25, 2011, 07:19:15 AM
Indeed. And you care about the Quest, of course. (But not enough to send a Hallmark card.  :p)

h5

American Greetings are cheaper.   :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #339 on: February 25, 2011, 08:29:58 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on February 25, 2011, 08:28:25 AM
American Greetings are cheaper.   :-)

Aw, hell, some of those online things are cheaper yet!  :lmao:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #340 on: February 25, 2011, 09:54:04 AM »
H5 just to be obstinate!!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #341 on: February 25, 2011, 10:32:08 AM »
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #342 on: February 25, 2011, 01:14:12 PM »
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #343 on: February 26, 2011, 05:48:57 PM »
Since we can't give out Bitchslaps but once an hour, here are a few to get us by.









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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #344 on: February 26, 2011, 05:54:05 PM »





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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #345 on: February 26, 2011, 06:41:03 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 25, 2011, 04:40:45 AM
It's either that or he's dreaming of furries.

Dreaming of rounding up furries like rounding up bunnies and gyrfalcons.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #346 on: February 26, 2011, 06:44:35 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 25, 2011, 04:40:45 AM
It's either that or he's dreaming of furries.

You might as well include the feathered ones, too.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #347 on: February 26, 2011, 07:32:55 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 25, 2011, 04:40:01 AM
If you care so much, why didn't you send a Hallmark card?  :hammer:

h5 anyway, because I need the bitchslap.  :-)

Don't have your address or I would've mailed a BS to you.  As it is this'll have to do.

BS'd for no address :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #348 on: February 26, 2011, 08:23:36 PM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on February 26, 2011, 07:32:55 PM
Don't have your address or I would've mailed a BS to you.  As it is this'll have to do.

BS'd for no address :-)

I have it. I send hate mail on a regular basis..... :popcorn:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #349 on: February 26, 2011, 10:53:38 PM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on February 26, 2011, 07:32:55 PM
Don't have your address or I would've mailed a BS to you.  As it is this'll have to do.

BS'd for no address :-)

As long as we've got CC, there's no need to mail out bitchslaps. Just reach right over and click on the little button, and poof! Bitchslapped!

 :-)

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