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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #275 on: February 06, 2011, 11:05:08 AM »
Hi5 because its a gorgeous day and I have my smoker fired up with 2 big ol butts.  Ribs will be going on later.   :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #276 on: February 06, 2011, 11:40:24 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 06, 2011, 06:00:50 AM
There is nothing monotonous about bitchslaps. Each one brings a special uplift to my shattered soul.  :-)

h5

All right then. Here's a pre-workout bitchslap.

And don't worry, I don't care about the Superbowl either. I'm actually going to stay home and work on homework instead. Even though I'll be doing histograms for stats, but at least I'm learning something.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #277 on: February 06, 2011, 11:41:14 AM »
You have to watch out for that Eupher guy... he's sneaky.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #278 on: February 06, 2011, 12:14:18 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on February 06, 2011, 11:41:14 AM
You have to watch out for that Eupher guy... he's sneaky.


 :rotf: :lmao:

h5!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #279 on: February 06, 2011, 12:15:17 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on February 06, 2011, 11:40:24 AM
All right then. Here's a pre-workout bitchslap.

And don't worry, I don't care about the Superbowl either. I'm actually going to stay home and work on homework instead. Even though I'll be doing histograms for stats, but at least I'm learning something.

Histograms are important. The Super Bowl? Not so much, unless you're a cheerleader with perky tits.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #280 on: February 08, 2011, 10:44:24 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 06, 2011, 12:15:17 PM
Histograms are important. The Super Bowl? Not so much, unless you're a cheerleader with perky tits.

BS for posting histograms and cheerleaders in the same sentence. Or not.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #281 on: February 08, 2011, 11:46:13 AM »
Quote from: ConservativeMobster on February 08, 2011, 10:44:24 AM
BS for posting histograms and cheerleaders in the same sentence. Or not.

Perky tits don't count as an equalizer?

h5.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #282 on: February 08, 2011, 12:31:32 PM »
OK, you want a H5 then to "equalize"?

No.  :whistling:

That was 744, your count is rising again.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #283 on: February 08, 2011, 01:02:56 PM »
Quote from: ConservativeMobster on February 08, 2011, 12:31:32 PM
OK, you want a H5 then to "equalize"?

No.  :whistling:

That was 744, your count is rising again.

How did he get to over 700? I think it was around Saturday I checked and Euph had around 400 and was approaching parity with his H5s. Then, suddenly, I think the next day, I saw him lose about 100 BS's, which made me exclaim--WTF! Now he has over 700 BS's. Again--WTF?

I mean, good for you, Euph, but still---WTF?
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #284 on: February 08, 2011, 01:33:52 PM »
Yes, it took a mighty jump over the weekend.  I was deflated for him but alas! today he's on a roll again.  :rotf:

And so there's hope!

 
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #285 on: February 08, 2011, 03:58:52 PM »
Quote from: ConservativeMobster on February 08, 2011, 01:33:52 PM
Yes, it took a mighty jump over the weekend.  I was deflated for him but alas! today he's on a roll again.  :rotf:

And so there's hope!

 

Sometimes, just a buck or two in the right palm sorta greases things along, if ya know what I mean.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #286 on: February 08, 2011, 04:07:08 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 08, 2011, 03:58:52 PM
Sometimes, just a buck or two in the right palm sorta greases things along, if ya know what I mean.

 :whistling:

for over 700 bitchslaps more than the palm got greased :lmao:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #287 on: February 08, 2011, 04:08:05 PM »
Quote from: GinaBug on February 08, 2011, 04:07:08 PM
for over 700 bitchslaps more than the palm got greased :lmao:

Well, I did render down a pound of bacon and I had a tub of lard in my pantry.......
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #288 on: February 08, 2011, 04:08:31 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 08, 2011, 04:08:05 PM
Well, I did render down a pound of bacon and I had a tub of lard in my pantry.......

But, didja make soap?
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #289 on: February 08, 2011, 04:09:38 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on February 08, 2011, 04:08:31 PM
But, didja make soap?

Shit no! Why would I do that?

Soap conjures up all sorts of unhealthy things.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #290 on: February 08, 2011, 10:26:16 PM »
BS just because I haven't blessed ya for a couple days.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #291 on: February 09, 2011, 09:56:55 AM »
Quote from: longview on February 08, 2011, 10:26:16 PM
BS just because I haven't blessed ya for a couple days.

Your efforts are appreciated, and a fond embrace in return.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #292 on: February 09, 2011, 06:49:09 PM »
BS for the night shift---- :tongue:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #293 on: February 09, 2011, 08:08:50 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 09, 2011, 09:56:55 AM
Your efforts are appreciated, and a fond embrace in return.

h5

I'm starting to feel a little bad about this BS stuff Eupher, not your intention right?  Have another anyhoo  :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #294 on: February 10, 2011, 06:36:19 AM »
Quote from: ConservativeMobster on February 09, 2011, 08:08:50 PM
I'm starting to feel a little bad about this BS stuff Eupher, not your intention right?  Have another anyhoo  :-)

Why are you feeling bad? What are you feeling, besides a slight sting in your hand as you administer that bitchslap?

You can tell me. Just call me Dr. Euph.  :rotf:

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #295 on: February 10, 2011, 10:26:55 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 10, 2011, 06:36:19 AM
Why are you feeling bad? What are you feeling, besides a slight sting in your hand as you administer that bitchslap?

You can tell me. Just call me Dr. Euph.  :rotf:

h5

Well doc.  I have a touch of remorse.  You seem like a nice enough fellow, really not worthy of this violence, small act that it is.  Even though you've taken this with a grin and warm comment after the fact...ugh, that's ookey when typed, it would be much easier to administer if you were like the other (no names mentioned) who seems to relish the act.  I feel no ugly emminating from you.

What the hell... I feel better about this already. Take your medicine doc! BS.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #296 on: February 10, 2011, 11:26:25 AM »
Quote from: ConservativeMobster on February 10, 2011, 10:26:55 AM
Well doc.  I have a touch of remorse.  You seem like a nice enough fellow, really not worthy of this violence, small act that it is.  Even though you've taken this with a grin and warm comment after the fact...ugh, that's ookey when typed, it would be much easier to administer if you were like the other (no names mentioned) who seems to relish the act.  I feel no ugly emminating from you.

What the hell... I feel better about this already. Take your medicine doc! BS.

See? It works! Bitchslapping is therapeutic!  :-)

When Dr. Euph is in the office, good things happen!

h5
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #297 on: February 10, 2011, 02:26:34 PM »
Maybe we should make him beg for it?
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #298 on: February 10, 2011, 02:28:11 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on February 10, 2011, 02:26:34 PM
Maybe we should make him beg for it?


OOOOOOO!!!!!  I like it!  You get the H5, so no karma left to BS Eupher.  Till he begs.  BEGS I say!! :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #299 on: February 10, 2011, 02:29:25 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on February 10, 2011, 02:26:34 PM
Maybe we should make him beg for it?

I might be in a for a bribe.  We could get him to 999 and hold a raffle or lottery.
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