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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #350 on: February 26, 2011, 10:54:41 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 26, 2011, 08:23:36 PM
I have it. I send hate mail on a regular basis..... :popcorn:

Yes, I can vouch for this. I can tell it comes from him because it's postmarked from Oklahoma. (He thinks he's pulling a fast one, but I'm onto his ass.....)

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #351 on: February 27, 2011, 01:09:07 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 26, 2011, 10:53:38 PM
As long as we've got CC, there's no need to mail out bitchslaps. Just reach right over and click on the little button, and poof! Bitchslapped!

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In  that case....Early Morning BS'd    :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #352 on: February 27, 2011, 01:10:37 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 26, 2011, 10:54:41 PM
Yes, I can vouch for this. I can tell it comes from him because it's postmarked from Oklahoma. (He thinks he's pulling a fast one, but I'm onto his ass.....)

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Yep, he's tricky.....
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #353 on: February 27, 2011, 08:49:41 AM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on February 27, 2011, 01:09:07 AM
In  that case....Early Morning BS'd    :-)

There's nothing like a sleep-in-your-eyes, cranky-and-pissed-off bitchslap!

It's what bitchslaps were made for!

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #354 on: February 27, 2011, 09:07:12 AM »
One just to help ya on your way today. 

Not much verve behind it, it's still early here.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #355 on: February 27, 2011, 09:09:06 AM »
Quote from: longview on February 27, 2011, 09:07:12 AM
One just to help ya on your way today. 

Not much verve behind it, it's still early here.

Gotcha, and thanks.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #356 on: February 27, 2011, 09:10:33 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 27, 2011, 09:09:06 AM
Gotcha, and thanks.

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A before breakfast BS for ya!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #357 on: February 27, 2011, 09:29:42 AM »
an a few High 5s to counter those Bitch Slaps.....
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #358 on: February 27, 2011, 02:37:53 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 27, 2011, 09:29:42 AM
an a few High 5s to counter those Bitch Slaps.....

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #359 on: February 27, 2011, 09:12:26 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 27, 2011, 02:37:53 PM
:bird:

Why is it that you Army doggies keep offering to have sex with people of the same sex ?!?!?!? I told you, "No, Thanks" before!!!  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #360 on: February 28, 2011, 05:21:06 AM »
Quote from: Thor on February 27, 2011, 09:12:26 PM
Why is it that you Army doggies keep offering to have sex with people of the same sex ?!?!?!? I told you, "No, Thanks" before!!!  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

*sigh*

You squids have it all wrong, as usual.  :whatever:

The  :bird: smiley is an invitation for you to go **** YOURSELF. That's my interpretation of it anyway, but since you insist on misinterpreting the simplest of epithets, here's a little definition for you:

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**** is an English word that is generally considered profane which, in its most literal meaning, refers to the act of sexual intercourse. However, by extension it may be used to negatively characterize anything that can be dismissed, disdained, defiled, or destroyed.

"****" can be used as a verb, adverb, adjective, command, interjection, noun, and can logically be used as virtually any word in a sentence (e.g., "**** the ****ing ****ers"). Moreover, it is one of the few words in the English language which could be applied as an infix (e.g., "Am I sexy? Abso****inglutely!"; "Bull****ingshit!"). It has various metaphorical meanings. The verb "to be ****ed" can mean "to be cheated" (e.g., "I got ****ed by a scam artist"), or alternatively, to be sexually penetrated. As a noun "a ****" or "a ****er" may describe a contemptible person. "A ****" may mean an act of copulation. The word can be used as an interjection, and its participle is sometimes used as a strong emphatic. The verb to **** may be used transitively or intransitively, and it appears in compounds, including **** off, **** up, "**** you", and **** with. In less explicit usages (but still regarded as vulgar), **** or **** with can mean to mess around, or to deal with unfairly or harshly. In a phrase such as "don't give a ****", the word is the equivalent of "damn", in the sense of something having little value. In "what the ****!", it serves merely as an intensive. If something is very abnormal or annoying "this is ****ed up!" may be said.

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Once again, the Army has to save the Navy's ass, even when it comes to using a ******* smiley.

Can I have my ******* bitchslap now?  Please?    :rotf:

 :yahoo:    :fuelfire:       :rotf:

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #361 on: February 28, 2011, 06:33:24 AM »
Like a Sailor needs a lecture on the word, "****"..... ::)

BTW, flipping the bird mean, "**** you", not "go get ****ed", "**** yourself", etc. Now, go UN**** yourself, Doggie breath!! And, an high 5 just to be contrary.....
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #362 on: February 28, 2011, 08:29:42 AM »
Quote from: Thor on February 28, 2011, 06:33:24 AM
Like a Sailor needs a lecture on the word, "****"..... ::)

BTW, flipping the bird mean, "**** you", not "go get ****ed", "**** yourself", etc. Now, go UN**** yourself, Doggie breath!! And, an high 5 just to be contrary.....

Hey, tentacle-man (that's another way of saying "Squid", btw), flipping the bird means ALL OF THE ABOVE. It certainly isn't an invitation to have sex with somebody else - jeezus, even a moron can figure that out.

If it reaaaaaaally means what you think it means, there'd be a whole lot more asskicking going on when a bird is flipped, dontcha think?

Oh wait....Asking a squid to think is like asking vesta to be coherent in her posts......

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #363 on: February 28, 2011, 10:01:04 AM »
Ok... A "before my weigh in BS".
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #364 on: February 28, 2011, 10:33:41 AM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on February 28, 2011, 10:01:04 AM
Ok... A "before my weigh in BS".

Great! And good luck! (Did you take plenty of Ex-Lax to clean yourself out?)

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #365 on: February 28, 2011, 02:02:37 PM »
About where I expected to be.  I'm in a weightloss competition through the gym at work.  I'm where I thought I was.

Oh



You still get a BS for it :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #366 on: February 28, 2011, 02:12:02 PM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on February 28, 2011, 02:02:37 PM
About where I expected to be.  I'm in a weightloss competition through the gym at work.  I'm where I thought I was.

Oh



You still get a BS for it :-)

I'm a happy camper.

btw, I weighed in yesterday myself and I've crossed the 20 lb. weight-loss barrier. But no Ex-Lax. That's cheating.  :lmao:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #367 on: February 28, 2011, 03:06:11 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 28, 2011, 02:12:02 PM
I'm a happy camper.

btw, I weighed in yesterday myself and I've crossed the 20 lb. weight-loss barrier. But no Ex-Lax. That's cheating.  :lmao:

I've done the Ex-Lax thing to lose weight. It's NOT fun!!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #368 on: February 28, 2011, 03:14:38 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 28, 2011, 03:06:11 PM
I've done the Ex-Lax thing to lose weight. It's NOT fun!!

Just starting it.  First weigh in was today at work in the body fat tub to get my baseline weight and body fat percentage.  It was cool.   I was not surprised.  I told my trainer thats helping me that there's alot of diets and stuff out there and that it get overwhelming to someone like me that wants to lose weight.  Hopefully I Can get sown to where I want to be.

Oh BS to Eupher just because I can
BS to to Thor for cheating......... :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #369 on: February 28, 2011, 03:17:43 PM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on February 28, 2011, 03:14:38 PM

BS to to Thor for cheating......... :-)


One does what one NEEDS to do!! I take it that you never wrestled in high school or did any competitions that required weight categories??
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #370 on: February 28, 2011, 03:33:55 PM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on February 28, 2011, 03:14:38 PM
Just starting it.  First weigh in was today at work in the body fat tub to get my baseline weight and body fat percentage.  It was cool.   I was not surprised.  I told my trainer thats helping me that there's alot of diets and stuff out there and that it get overwhelming to someone like me that wants to lose weight.  Hopefully I Can get sown to where I want to be.

Oh BS to Eupher just because I can
BS to to Thor for cheating......... :-)

You are a prince among weight loss candidates.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #371 on: February 28, 2011, 06:17:23 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 28, 2011, 03:17:43 PM
One does what one NEEDS to do!! I take it that you never wrestled in high school or did any competitions that required weight categories??
Who me? I would never do something like that O-).   
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #372 on: March 01, 2011, 06:14:47 AM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on February 28, 2011, 06:17:23 PM
Who me? I would never do something like that O-).   

Hey! Where the hell is my bitchslap?!?  :bawl:

h5 anyway.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #373 on: March 01, 2011, 07:54:55 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 01, 2011, 06:14:47 AM
Hey! Where the hell is my bitchslap?!?  :bawl:

h5 anyway.

Awww, Poor Euph. I'll give ya an high5 for condolences...
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #374 on: March 01, 2011, 10:03:53 AM »
Quote from: Thor on March 01, 2011, 07:54:55 AM
Awww, Poor Euph. I'll give ya an high5 for condolences...

 :bigbird:
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And lest you get feisty again, the above big bird means all kinds of f-bombs, but it don't mean I wanna have sex with you!   :hammer:   :hammer:    :hammer:    :hammer:
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