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Offline Eupher

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #150 on: January 29, 2011, 05:37:31 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 29, 2011, 04:33:50 PM
BS for Battle Hymn's bs to me!


And, it is still a lovely day, making Chris's roasted pork today.  YAY!

You damned right it's a lovely day. A two-hour nap will do that to you.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #151 on: January 29, 2011, 08:38:32 PM »
Another one just to let you know I only care to BS the very best.....................................................Ok I lied . I did just for the hell of it.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #152 on: January 29, 2011, 08:45:53 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on January 29, 2011, 08:38:32 PM
Another one just to let you know I only care to BS the very best.....................................................Ok I lied . I did just for the hell of it.

And that's the way it works - no pressure, just do whatcha wanna.

As long as the bitchslaps keep comin' homey's happy.  :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #153 on: January 29, 2011, 09:30:21 PM »
BS for the remark in the "am I going to hell" thread about not having to see snowflakes ever again.

I chopped enough ice today to make an igloo.  Well, maybe just a large dog house, but still...
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #154 on: January 30, 2011, 02:51:30 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 29, 2011, 10:13:31 AM
Yeah, I'd be bitchslappin' too if I was on nightshift.

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Yeah 21 years and on nightshift!  BS just because I'm a nice guy! :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #155 on: January 30, 2011, 06:45:35 AM »
Quote from: longview on January 29, 2011, 09:30:21 PM
BS for the remark in the "am I going to hell" thread about not having to see snowflakes ever again.

I chopped enough ice today to make an igloo.  Well, maybe just a large dog house, but still...

The ice on my driveway melted two days ago.

Just sayin'.......

 :-)

(thanks for thinking of me - may the bitchslappin' never die.)

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #156 on: January 30, 2011, 06:46:52 AM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on January 30, 2011, 02:51:30 AM
Yeah 21 years and on nightshift!  BS just because I'm a nice guy! :-)

When I worked nights some years ago, we called the day shift peeps "day whores".

These days I'm proud to be a day whore.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #157 on: January 30, 2011, 06:57:21 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 30, 2011, 06:46:52 AM
When I worked nights some years ago, we called the day shift peeps "day whores".

These days I'm proud to be a day whore.

It's 5 am in LA, and I"m awake. BS, sir.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #158 on: January 30, 2011, 07:01:28 AM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 30, 2011, 06:57:21 AM
It's 5 am in LA, and I"m awake. BS, sir.

And I've been up since 4:30 my time.  That's 1:30 yours.  I was on my way to work when you were doing last ****ing call and crawling over to Jerry's Famous Deli for something to put on your stomach to puke back up this morning.

BS for you too.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #159 on: January 30, 2011, 08:41:08 AM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 30, 2011, 06:57:21 AM
It's 5 am in LA, and I"m awake. BS, sir.

Always grateful for an early-morning bitchslap. Sorta sets the day off RIGHT!

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #160 on: January 30, 2011, 08:43:06 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 30, 2011, 07:01:28 AM
And I've been up since 4:30 my time.  That's 1:30 yours.  I was on my way to work when you were doing last ****ing call and crawling over to Jerry's Famous Deli for something to put on your stomach to puke back up this morning.

BS for you too.

What if that last call was a smoothie, with just a touch of LA fagness? Don't they call those things "Shirley Temple's"?
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #161 on: January 30, 2011, 08:57:30 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 30, 2011, 08:43:06 AM
What if that last call was a smoothie, with just a touch of LA fagness? Don't they call those things "Shirley Temple's"?

Well, I was going to say to put something on his stomach BESIDES BOOZE AND SPERM, but hey, that just wouldn't be right.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #162 on: January 30, 2011, 09:51:14 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 30, 2011, 08:57:30 AM
Well, I was going to say to put something on his stomach BESIDES BOOZE AND SPERM, but hey, that just wouldn't be right.

Bitchslapped for thinking a thought that wasn't expressed.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #163 on: January 30, 2011, 02:47:02 PM »
I was on Days for a long time before I took the Lead job on nights.  I should BSmyself for that
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #164 on: January 30, 2011, 04:48:32 PM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on January 30, 2011, 02:47:02 PM
I was on Days for a long time before I took the Lead job on nights.  I should BSmyself for that

I can take care of that for ya.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #165 on: January 30, 2011, 08:04:14 PM »
BS cuz the day went too dang fast.  70+ degrees today, and 19 in my immediate future.  Gotta take some Vitamin C and give you a BS!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #166 on: January 30, 2011, 08:05:27 PM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 30, 2011, 06:57:21 AM
It's 5 am in LA, and I"m awake. BS, sir.

BS for calling a retired enlisted man, "sir".
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #167 on: January 30, 2011, 08:07:19 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 30, 2011, 08:04:14 PM
BS cuz the day went too dang fast.  70+ degrees today, and 19 in my immediate future.  Gotta take some Vitamin C and give you a BS!

BS because it wasn't no 70° just an hour North of you!!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #168 on: January 30, 2011, 08:08:39 PM »
Quote from: Thor on January 30, 2011, 08:07:19 PM
BS because it wasn't no 70° just an hour North of you!!

BS for being whiny.  And, in the summer when it is cooler there than here for being neener-neenery.   :tongue:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #169 on: January 30, 2011, 08:41:02 PM »
Wow, lotsa bitchslappin' going on! Makes me proud!

Thor, you get a h5 because it's been so damned long since I've done that I've almost forgotten what that's like.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #170 on: January 30, 2011, 08:55:15 PM »
I'm trying to take this BS seriously, at least for tonight:

http://e.ggtimer.com/60%20minutes


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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #171 on: January 30, 2011, 08:57:08 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on January 30, 2011, 08:55:15 PM
I'm trying to take this BS seriously, at least for tonight:

http://e.ggtimer.com/60%20minutes


Taking this thread seriously? Surely you can't be serious!

Nice timer, though. I may use that myself.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #172 on: January 30, 2011, 09:03:50 PM »
Bitchslaps for both of you for needing cheat devices to know when an hour is up.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #173 on: January 30, 2011, 09:09:07 PM »
And another one goes and another one goes and another one bites the dust.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #174 on: January 30, 2011, 09:27:08 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 30, 2011, 09:03:50 PM
Bitchslaps for both of you for needing cheat devices to know when an hour is up.

My wife told me to BS you for saying an egg timer was a cheating device.   :popcorn:
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