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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #500 on: March 14, 2011, 02:15:29 PM »
Lousy, stupid, I hate Mondays bitchslap.

Agreed. Which is why I'm pulling the plug in 45 minutes. Gonna go home and take a nap.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #501 on: March 15, 2011, 01:16:31 AM »
K & BS'd
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #502 on: March 15, 2011, 07:22:56 AM »
Too much to do and not enough time.  BS!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #503 on: March 15, 2011, 09:21:44 AM »
K & BS'd

A midnight bitchslap! Kinda spooky, actually!

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #504 on: March 15, 2011, 09:22:31 AM »
Too much to do and not enough time.  BS!

And you've got your bitchslapper limbered up early, dontcha?
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #505 on: March 15, 2011, 10:32:37 AM »
BS. Good morning, Euph!  :-)

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #506 on: March 15, 2011, 11:07:12 AM »
BS. Good morning, Euph!  :-)

Moanin'.

(That's what happens after a prize bitchslap.)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #507 on: March 15, 2011, 11:08:22 AM »
Moanin'.

(That's what happens after a prize bitchslap.)

That line was so tasty, it deserves another BS.

Plus, I put a little stank on it for ya.  :cheersmate:

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #508 on: March 15, 2011, 11:10:54 AM »
That line was so tasty, it deserves another BS.

Plus, I put a little stank on it for ya.  :cheersmate:

One for you, just to let you know you're not immune.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #509 on: March 15, 2011, 11:14:28 AM »
That line was so tasty, it deserves another BS.

Plus, I put a little stank on it for ya.  :cheersmate:

Uh....what kind of "stank?"

I'm kinda fussy about my stank. Gotta make sure it's the right stank. Wouldn't want too much of the wrong stank and too little of the right stank.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #510 on: March 15, 2011, 11:20:27 AM »
One for you, just to let you know you're not immune.

And right back atcha, chooch  :-)

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #511 on: March 15, 2011, 11:22:28 AM »
And right back atcha, chooch  :-)

Wow...talk about hitting like a bitch.  What were you trying to do there, TICKLE ME?
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #512 on: March 15, 2011, 11:24:20 AM »
What were you trying to do there, TICKLE ME?

I was gonna make some crack there about asking someone else that question, but then decided not to go there.  :rotf:

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #513 on: March 15, 2011, 11:39:23 AM »
I was gonna make some crack there about asking someone else that question, but then decided not to go there.  :rotf:

H5, btw

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #514 on: March 15, 2011, 06:07:26 PM »
A double time BS for you!  Making money the old fashioned way, BS'ing.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #515 on: March 15, 2011, 08:55:14 PM »
A double time BS for you!  Making money the old fashioned way, BS'ing.

Wow! I'm impressed! Maybe you can buy me a gross of bitchslaps for Christmas, eh?

I guess that means you'll be expecting double the h5's, right?

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #516 on: March 15, 2011, 10:40:57 PM »
Double your pleasure,Double your bitchslap.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #517 on: March 16, 2011, 01:29:36 AM »
A joyous BS for ya, Eupher, just because I'm glad to be home at my own desk.

I wonder how many you've REALLY received?

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #518 on: March 16, 2011, 03:05:19 AM »
A joyous BS for ya, Eupher, just because I'm glad to be home at my own desk.

I wonder how many you've REALLY received?

One DOES wonder, don't they??  :fuelfire:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #519 on: March 16, 2011, 03:36:55 AM »
One DOES wonder, don't they??  :fuelfire:

Yep, cause at onepoint he was in the mid 900's.    :whistling:

Oh, BS again
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #520 on: March 16, 2011, 06:47:48 AM »
A joyous BS for ya, Eupher, just because I'm glad to be home at my own desk.

I wonder how many you've REALLY received?

Thor had it calculated at something like ~650.

Matters not to me. Every bitchslap is richly celebrated, whether bequeathed or flat-out earned.  :evillaugh:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #521 on: March 16, 2011, 06:49:13 AM »
Double your pleasure,Double your bitchslap.

Yeah! Doublemint gum meets AW's bitchslap fest!

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #522 on: March 17, 2011, 12:41:38 AM »
Have a Coke and a Bitchslap!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #523 on: March 18, 2011, 09:07:58 PM »
Have another one.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #524 on: March 18, 2011, 09:35:05 PM »
I guess that Eupher abandoned his quest....... :(
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