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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #100 on: January 26, 2011, 04:28:26 PM »
Quote from: Thor on January 26, 2011, 04:27:26 PM
Oooops, not any more........  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

So wrong, I bet he didn't even SEE that!

 :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #101 on: January 26, 2011, 04:29:07 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 26, 2011, 04:28:26 PM
So wrong, I bet he didn't even SEE that!

 :lmao: :lmao:

I suppose not.......  :(
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #102 on: January 26, 2011, 05:29:49 PM »
#275 administered in honor of the regression to 1 hour between bitchslaps.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #103 on: January 26, 2011, 06:09:11 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on January 26, 2011, 05:29:49 PM
#275 administered in honor of the regression to 1 hour between bitchslaps.

We could always change it to something else... say 71 minutes and 30 seconds?
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #104 on: January 26, 2011, 06:10:38 PM »
Quote from: Chris on January 26, 2011, 06:09:11 PM
We could always change it to something else... say 71 minutes and 30 seconds?

Actually, since "high fives" and "bitch slaps" are things that should be bestowed with a great deal of discretion and care, perhaps we should make it a limit of 12 of each, per member, per year.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #105 on: January 26, 2011, 06:27:09 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 02:25:24 PM
Well, I haven't seen anything called Ice Age and I wouldn't know Manny if he spit on me, but I'll tell ya -- I am a NEW CONVERT to how wonderful and enlightening bitchslaps are!!!
I mean, I've turned over a new leaf and everything! :stoner:
In that case, have another brother! :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #106 on: January 26, 2011, 06:42:15 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 04:08:10 PM
All bitchslaps are accepted, no matter how lame.  :-)

Two in one day. Need to work on this some more.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #107 on: January 26, 2011, 08:14:57 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 26, 2011, 04:28:26 PM
So wrong, I bet he didn't even SEE that!

 :lmao: :lmao:

No I didn't see that because my ass was on the elliptical. ('Bout damned time.)

Well, I'm a patient sort. I'll just keep flailing until that day comes. true_blood might get there ahead of me, but as long as the freakin' rules change from one minute to the next, I ain't gonna worry about it too much.

Keep those bitchslaps coming!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #108 on: January 26, 2011, 08:16:52 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 26, 2011, 06:10:38 PM
Actually, since "high fives" and "bitch slaps" are things that should be bestowed with a great deal of discretion and care, perhaps we should make it a limit of 12 of each, per member, per year.

Awww, frank. You're just being a party pooper! Lighten up, man! Start slappin'!  :rotf:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #109 on: January 26, 2011, 08:19:24 PM »
Geez!  It's like digging a hole only to have a wall cave in!   :banghead:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #110 on: January 26, 2011, 08:23:41 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 26, 2011, 08:14:57 PM
No I didn't see that because my ass was on the elliptical. ('Bout damned time.)

Well, I'm a patient sort. I'll just keep flailing until that day comes. true_blood might get there ahead of me, but as long as the freakin' rules change from one minute to the next, I ain't gonna worry about it too much.

Keep those bitchslaps coming!

Your ASS was on the elliptical?  Dontcha know you need to put your feet on it?  I don't think it works if you are just sitting on it.   :-)

BS for you darlin!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #111 on: January 26, 2011, 08:28:19 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 26, 2011, 08:23:41 PM
Your ASS was on the elliptical?  Dontcha know you need to put your feet on it?  I don't think it works if you are just sitting on it.   :-)

BS for you darlin!

Damn, no wonder I didn't break a sweat!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #112 on: January 26, 2011, 08:30:24 PM »
And another for the brotha.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #113 on: January 26, 2011, 08:32:41 PM »
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #114 on: January 26, 2011, 10:46:01 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 26, 2011, 08:23:41 PM
Your ASS was on the elliptical?  Dontcha know you need to put your feet on it?  I don't think it works if you are just sitting on it.   :-)

BS for you darlin!

He's one of those damned Yankees, what would YOU expect?!?!?!?!?
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #115 on: January 26, 2011, 10:59:06 PM »
Trudging back up the same hill.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #116 on: January 26, 2011, 11:54:56 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 25, 2011, 04:41:55 PM
I happened to look today and noticed I've inherited something like 16 bitchslaps in the last couple of days, with nobody having mentioned a damned thing about it.

Maybe that's a good thing. Maybe had you mentioned that you'd bitchslapped me, I would've said or done something that would warrant another one (or six, since some of you bastards like doling 'em out by the ****ing gross!).  :rotf:

I honestly do not give a shit about controlling the number of bitchslaps, except to increase them.

I'm on a quest. I want to be the first regular poster to achieve 1,000 bitchslaps. And I highly encourage those of you who bitchslap to have the 'nads of ANNOUNCING it so that I can repeat that behavior! It's important to me, dammit!

So bitchslap away!!

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If it were me, I'd just go get a triple scoop waffle ice cream cone and look for better recognition at my church or senior citizen's community center...


Yumm...parlenes and caramel cream...
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #117 on: January 27, 2011, 04:58:20 AM »
Am I the only 1 who thought Eupher's intent was the opposite of what he stated? I've been giving him H5's LOL.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #118 on: January 27, 2011, 05:27:20 AM »
Quote from: Thor on January 26, 2011, 10:46:01 PM
He's one of those damned Yankees, what would YOU expect?!?!?!?!?

When you run out of insults, just go for the Yankee thing - it works ever' tahm.  :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #119 on: January 27, 2011, 05:28:47 AM »
Quote from: longview on January 26, 2011, 10:59:06 PM
Trudging back up the same hill.

For me, "trundling" is a better way to put it.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #120 on: January 27, 2011, 05:30:32 AM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on January 26, 2011, 11:54:56 PM
If it were me, I'd just go get a triple scoop waffle ice cream cone and look for better recognition at my church or senior citizen's community center...


Yumm...parlenes and caramel cream...

I just finished my tour of duty in my church on Session (council). I think you're on to something there.....

I'll take my cookies and cream in a cup, please. Homey don't do waffles.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #121 on: January 27, 2011, 07:23:35 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 27, 2011, 05:30:32 AM
I just finished my tour of duty in my church on Session (council). I think you're on to something there.....

I'll take my cookies and cream in a cup, please. Homey don't do waffles.
Ummm..there is no bad ice cream...regardless of how it is delivered...Cold Stone, here I come...
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #122 on: January 27, 2011, 07:25:48 AM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on January 27, 2011, 07:23:35 AM
Ummm..there is no bad ice cream...regardless of how it is delivered...Cold Stone, here I come...

That's the best idea you've had all day.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #123 on: January 27, 2011, 12:24:12 PM »
BS from Buffalo Wild Wings.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #124 on: January 27, 2011, 07:42:45 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 27, 2011, 07:25:48 AM
That's the best idea you've had all day.

One more time ....With feeling
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