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Offline Airwolf

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #375 on: March 01, 2011, 10:42:47 AM »
The power of the bitchslap will compell you or something like that.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #376 on: March 01, 2011, 10:46:44 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on March 01, 2011, 10:42:47 AM
The power of the bitchslap will compell you or something like that.

Yes.   I feel the vibes.........

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #377 on: March 01, 2011, 10:49:00 AM »
Sending "healing white light" your way in an effort to counter the pain of the BS's, Euph.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #378 on: March 01, 2011, 05:44:58 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 01, 2011, 10:46:44 AM
Yes.   I feel the vibes.........

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healing white BS hurtling down the pike
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #379 on: March 01, 2011, 06:14:13 PM »
Am I supposed to be offended? :p

Screw karma symmetry.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #380 on: March 01, 2011, 06:18:02 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on March 01, 2011, 06:14:13 PM
Am I supposed to be offended? :p

Screw karma symmetry.

Are you talking to me?  Or, I guess typing to me?   :-)

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #381 on: March 01, 2011, 07:20:30 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on March 01, 2011, 05:44:58 PM
healing white BS hurtling down the pike

Yeah, but the problem is, the pike is a gravel road. I'm getting rock chips in my rocker panels. Not good.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #382 on: March 01, 2011, 07:21:53 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on March 01, 2011, 06:14:13 PM
Am I supposed to be offended? :p

Screw karma symmetry.

There is no room for offensiveness when one is bitchslapped.

Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #383 on: March 02, 2011, 09:34:32 PM »
May the bitchslap be with you.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #384 on: March 03, 2011, 07:52:00 AM »
Oh well, why not?  It's been a while.  A morning BS to you.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #385 on: March 03, 2011, 08:18:41 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on March 02, 2011, 09:34:32 PM
May the bitchslap be with you.

And may the Force you be with.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #386 on: March 03, 2011, 08:21:59 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 03, 2011, 07:52:00 AM
Oh well, why not?  It's been a while.  A morning BS to you.

Yes, I noticed it's been a while. Kinda was thinking I've been forsaken or somethin'......... :bawl:

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #387 on: March 03, 2011, 08:26:29 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 03, 2011, 08:21:59 AM
Yes, I noticed it's been a while. Kinda was thinking I've been forsaken or somethin'......... :bawl:

h5

I would never forsake you buddy.  I just used up my Karma H5'ing people.  I saw you were having a steady pace of BS's, so I wasn't too worried.   :p
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #388 on: March 03, 2011, 09:33:25 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 03, 2011, 08:26:29 AM
I would never forsake you buddy.  I just used up my Karma H5'ing people.  I saw you were having a steady pace of BS's, so I wasn't too worried.   :p

You apparently omitted me!!  :bawl:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #389 on: March 03, 2011, 09:36:28 AM »
Quote from: Thor on March 03, 2011, 09:33:25 AM
You apparently omitted me!!  :bawl:

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG.   :thatsright:  Quitcherbitchin.....you have a Hi5 now.  Happy???

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #390 on: March 03, 2011, 09:40:50 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 03, 2011, 09:36:28 AM
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG.   :thatsright:  Quitcherbitchin.....you have a Hi5 now.  Happy???

 :-)

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #391 on: March 03, 2011, 11:35:15 AM »
Here ya go, Eupher:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRHK0K2ii6Q[/youtube]
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #392 on: March 03, 2011, 12:16:38 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 03, 2011, 11:35:15 AM
Here ya go, Eupher:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRHK0K2ii6Q[/youtube]

Ah, yes. That's the stuff that prolongs the experience. Deeeeeelightful!  :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #393 on: March 03, 2011, 09:50:28 PM »
Dropped off a happy Thursday BS for you.  (I made that happy Thursday part up   :-))
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #394 on: March 04, 2011, 12:45:34 AM »
Early morning first day back at work BS for you, Euph :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #395 on: March 04, 2011, 01:19:19 AM »
If your happy for a bitchslap ,clap your hands!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #396 on: March 04, 2011, 01:28:52 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on March 04, 2011, 01:19:19 AM
If your happy for a bitchslap ,clap your hands!

BS for screwing up that whole "your" vs. "you're" thing!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #397 on: March 04, 2011, 02:28:40 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on March 04, 2011, 01:19:19 AM
If your happy for a bitchslap ,clap your hands!
Quote from: TexasCop on March 04, 2011, 01:28:52 AM

BS for screwing up that whole "your" vs. "you're" thing!

:your:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #398 on: March 04, 2011, 05:17:16 AM »
Quote from: longview on March 03, 2011, 09:50:28 PM
Dropped off a happy Thursday BS for you.  (I made that happy Thursday part up   :-))

WTF am I gonna do now that it's Friday?!?!?

h5
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #399 on: March 04, 2011, 05:18:28 AM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on March 04, 2011, 12:45:34 AM
Early morning first day back at work BS for you, Euph :-)

When I worked nights, I always had to return to a daytime sleep schedule after a "weekend". Hated it.

h5 for putting up with it.
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