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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #400 on: March 04, 2011, 05:19:35 AM »
If your happy for a bitchslap ,clap your hands!

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #401 on: March 04, 2011, 09:21:58 AM »
I can't BS you yet, because I H5'd Thor instead.  :tongue:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #402 on: March 04, 2011, 09:24:17 AM »
I can't BS you yet, because I H5'd Thor instead.  :tongue:

How many Bitch Slaps do you want to give him??   :evil:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #403 on: March 04, 2011, 10:14:27 AM »
We will, we will bitchslap. (Sung to the Queen song "We will Rock you")
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #404 on: March 04, 2011, 02:10:37 PM »
How many Bitch Slaps do you want to give him??   :evil:

Now THAT'S the spirit!

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #405 on: March 04, 2011, 02:11:25 PM »
I can't BS you yet, because I H5'd Thor instead.  :tongue:

THE INFINITE IS POSSIBLE ON BS.COM.....
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #406 on: March 04, 2011, 08:47:26 PM »
BS because I want to share the joy of it being Friday night after quite a week or three at work.  I rocked and so do you and your BS quest!

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #407 on: March 04, 2011, 09:21:42 PM »
I just had to give some undeserved high fives just to be obstinate.  :tongue:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #408 on: March 04, 2011, 09:37:10 PM »
I just had to give some undeserved high fives just to be obstinate.  :tongue:

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #409 on: March 04, 2011, 09:41:19 PM »
"The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation."- IBID

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #410 on: March 04, 2011, 09:44:06 PM »
:fos:

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Damn, at least give a courtesy flush, willya?  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #411 on: March 05, 2011, 02:59:49 PM »
My quest at work tonight will be to put Eupher over the top on BS's!  If all hell doesn't break loose again. :-)  I would love to see someone besides a troll get 1000. 

Here goes 1 of many for tonight!

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #412 on: March 05, 2011, 09:37:10 PM »
Here is one for your goal, mdsomethinsomethingstuffandwhatevermec
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #413 on: March 05, 2011, 09:43:26 PM »
My quest at work tonight will be to put Eupher over the top on BS's!  If all hell doesn't break loose again. :-)  I would love to see someone besides a troll get 1000. 

Here goes 1 of many for tonight!

BS'd

Bless you. And h5 for your generosity and willingness to fight the good fight.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #414 on: March 05, 2011, 09:44:16 PM »
Here is one for your goal, mdsomethinsomethingstuffandwhatevermec

You are delightful.

h5

I am humbled by your consideration.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #415 on: March 05, 2011, 09:47:53 PM »
You are delightful.

h5

I am humbled by your consideration.

It was really for mdsomethingandstuffwhatevermec. Because he has to work.  :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #416 on: March 05, 2011, 09:50:53 PM »
It was really for mdsomethingandstuffwhatevermec. Because he has to work.  :-)

Well, now you know what to do avec moi, si'l vous plait!  :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #417 on: March 06, 2011, 12:36:11 AM »
In space,no one can hear you Bitchslap.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #418 on: March 06, 2011, 01:04:31 AM »
It was really for mdsomethingandstuffwhatevermec. Because he has to work.  :-)

Thank you Issa and a ^ 5 to you!  I'm going to have to change my name to that....  :cheersmate:

Euph...There would've been more but that whole hell breaking loose thing showed up again....So, here's a late night because it's raining BS. :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #419 on: March 06, 2011, 10:33:33 AM »
Thank you Issa and a ^ 5 to you!  I'm going to have to change my name to that....  :cheersmate:

Euph...There would've been more but that whole hell breaking loose thing showed up again....So, here's a late night because it's raining BS. :-)

Hi5 back to you for yucky hours! And for being a Saint's fan! And I thought I had a confusing name!

Euph, I will get you in a sec.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #420 on: March 06, 2011, 12:47:20 PM »
Hi5 back to you for yucky hours! And for being a Saint's fan! And I thought I had a confusing name!

Euph, I will get you in a sec.

His name isn't at ALL confusing to me. Never has been....

(of course, I've been in that industry)

He works on MD11s (Commercial Jet Airliners) as a Hydraulic Mechanic, sheesh.....
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #421 on: March 06, 2011, 02:50:44 PM »






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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #422 on: March 06, 2011, 03:30:19 PM »
I am truly humbled. This is a milestone that just doesn't happen every day.

Isn't there some sort of prize for reaching 900 bitchslaps?  If not, just keep bitchslappin'. That'll be enough.

Gina - where the hell did that web site come from?   :o :o :o :o

Damn.........
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #423 on: March 06, 2011, 03:38:08 PM »
I am truly humbled. This is a milestone that just doesn't happen every day.

Isn't there some sort of prize for reaching 900 bitchslaps?  If not, just keep bitchslappin'. That'll be enough.

Gina - where the hell did that web site come from?   :o :o :o :o

Damn.........

Yeah, the prize is "Dirtbag of the Year" award.... :hammer: :hammer:

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #424 on: March 06, 2011, 05:00:35 PM »
Yeah, the prize is "Dirtbag of the Year" award.... :hammer: :hammer:



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