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Offline Gina

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #450 on: March 10, 2011, 07:25:11 PM »
who keeeps taking your bs's away, Eupher? :lmao:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #451 on: March 10, 2011, 07:27:09 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 10, 2011, 07:25:11 PM
who keeeps taking your bs's away, Eupher? :lmao:

You asked that question once already today.

You mean you honestly don't know? I'll give ya a hint. He's a schmuck.  :censored:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #452 on: March 10, 2011, 07:34:29 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 10, 2011, 07:27:09 PM
You asked that question once already today.

You mean you honestly don't know? I'll give ya a hint. He's a schmuck.  :censored:

well that narrows it down :whistling:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #453 on: March 10, 2011, 07:57:21 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 10, 2011, 07:34:29 PM
well that narrows it down :whistling:

Yeah, but don't let that stop ya. Just rear back and bitchslap away.

You'll thank me in the mornin'........ :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #454 on: March 10, 2011, 08:30:10 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 10, 2011, 07:57:21 PM
Yeah, but don't let that stop ya. Just rear back and bitchslap away.

You'll thank me in the mornin'........ :-)

BS'ed because it is Thursday. 
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #455 on: March 10, 2011, 08:38:11 PM »
BS'd cuz someone doesn't have beer.  And it ain't me!   :cheersmate:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #456 on: March 10, 2011, 08:59:44 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on March 10, 2011, 08:30:10 PM
BS'ed because it is Thursday. 

Yeah, it is. For a couple-three hours or so.

h5!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #457 on: March 10, 2011, 09:00:19 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 10, 2011, 08:38:11 PM
BS'd cuz someone doesn't have beer.  And it ain't me!   :cheersmate:

I don't have any beer. I'll take the blame AND the bitchslap.  :yahoo:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #458 on: March 10, 2011, 10:15:46 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 10, 2011, 07:27:09 PM
You asked that question once already today.

You mean you honestly don't know? I'll give ya a hint. He's a schmuck.  :censored:

It ain't who you THINK it is......... ;)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #459 on: March 11, 2011, 12:04:53 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 10, 2011, 08:38:11 PM
BS'd cuz someone doesn't have beer.  And it ain't me!   :cheersmate:
:tongue:


Oh, and a BS to Eupher, because it is now Friday, and I still don't have any beer.   :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #460 on: March 11, 2011, 12:06:40 AM »
BS'ed because it ain't Friday here yet.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #461 on: March 11, 2011, 03:39:04 AM »
BS'd because so far my night has went like complete crap.

Thanks....needed that.


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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #462 on: March 11, 2011, 04:34:34 AM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on March 11, 2011, 03:39:04 AM
BS'd because so far my night has went like complete crap.

Thanks....needed that.


PS,
can guests see the crying in my beer section?  If not, I may have to put a rant in there.

Sorry about your crappy night, but I'm delighted you got some satisfaction out of a ringing bitchslap.

Dunno about guests seeing the CIMB forum - Thor would know, and since he delights in seeing my own discomfort at the steady dwindling of my Bitchslap stash, he'll note your question accordingly.

Bastard. :popcorn:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #463 on: March 11, 2011, 04:46:14 AM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on March 11, 2011, 03:39:04 AM
BS'd because so far my night has went like complete crap.

Thanks....needed that.


PS,
can guests see the crying in my beer section?  If not, I may have to put a rant in there.

NO, guests cannot see that board.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #464 on: March 11, 2011, 10:24:00 AM »
The hills are alive with the sound of Bitchslapsssssssss
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #465 on: March 11, 2011, 10:30:59 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on March 11, 2011, 10:24:00 AM
The hills are alive with the sound of Bitchslapsssssssss

It's about damned time!

I was thinking you got stuck with the von Trapp family somewhere and you couldn't escape Salzburg.

h5
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #466 on: March 11, 2011, 10:32:50 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 11, 2011, 10:30:59 AM
It's about damned time!

I was thinking you got stuck with the von Trapp family somewhere and you couldn't escape Salzburg.

h5


Do a BS a female BS!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #467 on: March 11, 2011, 10:33:40 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 11, 2011, 10:32:50 AM
Do a BS a female BS!

Multiple bitchslaps are some of My Favorite Things.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #468 on: March 11, 2011, 11:17:44 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 11, 2011, 10:33:40 AM
Multiple bitchslaps are some of My Favorite Things.

You really ARE attempting to "Climb Every Mountain" seeking those bitch slaps.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #469 on: March 11, 2011, 01:38:53 PM »
I need a H5 cuz someone BS'd me.  I am not whining.  1 for you Euph  :bitchslap:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #470 on: March 11, 2011, 01:42:48 PM »
Quote from: ConservativeMobster on March 11, 2011, 01:38:53 PM
I need a H5 cuz someone BS'd me.  I am not whining.  1 for you Euph  :bitchslap:

H5!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #471 on: March 11, 2011, 01:59:29 PM »
Returned  :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #472 on: March 11, 2011, 08:47:36 PM »
That';s the way uh huh Uh huh I BITCHSLAP uh huh uh huh. That's the way I bitchslap. Ahhh yes the disco years.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #473 on: March 11, 2011, 09:38:35 PM »
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, always gonna run around and BS you....."

BS'd and Rick rolled..... :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #474 on: March 11, 2011, 09:39:33 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 11, 2011, 04:46:14 AM
NO, guests cannot see that board.


Thanks.....^5
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