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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #250 on: February 05, 2011, 10:11:54 AM »
BS because I have my favorite beer and that makes me so happy I just have to BS someone.




You know Euph, it's not hard to imagine a papier-mache pinata of your avatar. I've been quietly BSing you. But I think I'm going to have to H5 you for thinking of this venting-pissed-offedness machine. Kind of reminds me of those experiments where people give other anonymous people--or so they think they're doing--electric shocks. I'm assuming being pro-BS doesn't make you anti-H5.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #251 on: February 05, 2011, 10:28:03 AM »
I'm back. Bitchslap for... Hmm... My Canucks won last night and I'm in a giving mood!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #252 on: February 05, 2011, 11:28:43 AM »
Bitchslap #430. Given because the white, slippery shit is starting to melt.  :hyper:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #253 on: February 05, 2011, 12:30:21 PM »
A 40 degrees outside bitchslap!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #254 on: February 05, 2011, 01:31:16 PM »
Bitchslap #432 administered. Now it's time for lunch.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #255 on: February 05, 2011, 04:41:44 PM »
 :rotf:  :lmao:

Mike - you're a piece of real, honest-to-God intestinal fortitude.

I've had shit to do today - like install another ****ing hard drive (which took an extra trip to Radio Shirk) and preparing my documentation for taxes.

I'm ready for a couple million h5's right now, but I'll settle for the bitchslaps that have rained down on me.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #256 on: February 05, 2011, 04:43:02 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 05, 2011, 04:41:44 PM
:rotf:  :lmao:

Mike - you're a piece of real, honest-to-God intestinal fortitude.

I've had shit to do today - like install another ****ing hard drive (which took an extra trip to Radio Shirk) and preparing my documentation for taxes.

I'm ready for a couple million h5's right now, but I'll settle for the bitchslaps that have rained down on me.

 :-)

High Fives for what ?!?!?!?!?
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #257 on: February 05, 2011, 04:44:13 PM »
Quote from: Godot showed up on February 05, 2011, 10:11:54 AM
BS because I have my favorite beer and that makes me so happy I just have to BS someone.




You know Euph, it's not hard to imagine a papier-mache pinata of your avatar. I've been quietly BSing you. But I think I'm going to have to H5 you for thinking of this venting-pissed-offedness machine. Kind of reminds me of those experiments where people give other anonymous people--or so they think they're doing--electric shocks. I'm assuming being pro-BS doesn't make you anti-H5.

Not at all. Bitchslap away! Get it off your chest! (Or boobiez, if you're so endowed, ladies!) Come one, come all! Lemme have 'em!

h5, Godot.

And thanks.  :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #258 on: February 05, 2011, 04:45:28 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 05, 2011, 04:43:02 PM
High Fives for what ?!?!?!?!?

Since when does someone NEED an excuse to administer h5s when bitchslaps are given out so indiscriminately?

<crickets>

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #259 on: February 05, 2011, 04:49:20 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 05, 2011, 04:45:28 PM
Since when does someone NEED an excuse to administer h5s when bitchslaps are given out so indiscriminately?

<crickets>

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For the record, I have given NO indiscriminate BitchSlaps since you've started this thread..... Everything you have, you've asked for.... :hammer: :hammer: :loser:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #260 on: February 05, 2011, 04:51:01 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 05, 2011, 04:49:20 PM
For the record, I have given NO indiscriminate BitchSlaps since you've started this thread..... Everything you have, you've asked for.... :hammer: :hammer: :loser:

Yeah, but you ain't the only fly in the ointment, or the only fish in the sea.

Gimme a bitchslap for mixing metaphors like that.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #261 on: February 05, 2011, 04:55:31 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 05, 2011, 04:51:01 PM
Yeah, but you ain't the only fly in the ointment, or the only fish in the sea.

Gimme a bitchslap for mixing metaphors like that.

 :-)

No chance in hell......
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #262 on: February 05, 2011, 06:24:37 PM »
Just got back from the gym and I have 9 more bitchslaps. I feel so special.  :yahoo:

Here's a post workout H5 to break the monotony. And now that it's broken, I'll be back in an hour for another bitchslap.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #263 on: February 05, 2011, 08:00:19 PM »
And another bitch slap.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #264 on: February 06, 2011, 12:17:17 AM »
An early Sunday Super Bowl day BS for you.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #265 on: February 06, 2011, 05:59:08 AM »
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #266 on: February 06, 2011, 06:00:50 AM »
Quote from: Mike220 on February 05, 2011, 06:24:37 PM
Just got back from the gym and I have 9 more bitchslaps. I feel so special.  :yahoo:

Here's a post workout H5 to break the monotony. And now that it's broken, I'll be back in an hour for another bitchslap.

There is nothing monotonous about bitchslaps. Each one brings a special uplift to my shattered soul.  :-)

h5
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #267 on: February 06, 2011, 06:02:17 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on February 06, 2011, 12:17:17 AM
An early Sunday Super Bowl day BS for you.

I am the guy in the Nation who truly does not give a shit about the Super Bowl. Whether it's the Baltimore Colts or the Washington Senators, it's all the same to me.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #268 on: February 06, 2011, 08:24:19 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 06, 2011, 06:02:17 AM
I am the guy in the Nation who truly does not give a shit about the Super Bowl. Whether it's the Baltimore Colts or the Washington Senators, it's all the same to me.

h5

BS for the LOL.  At this point I am done with the SuperBowl.  Can't watch the news and not see anything about the superbowl.  I am so tired of the superbowl.  My boyfriend isn't a football person, so there will be no superbowl on my tv today.  I will get updates from my buddies, and my other tv.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #269 on: February 06, 2011, 08:45:21 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on February 06, 2011, 08:24:19 AM
BS for the LOL.  At this point I am done with the SuperBowl.  Can't watch the news and not see anything about the superbowl.  I am so tired of the superbowl.  My boyfriend isn't a football person, so there will be no superbowl on my tv today.  I will get updates from my buddies, and my other tv.

Actually, I may watch a little of the SB just for the commercials. As I generally hate the TV anyway, I have this masochistic urge to self-flagellate once a year.

I owe it to the people.

 :-)

Oh, and h5. You've earned it what with all the SB crap you've endured.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #270 on: February 06, 2011, 08:48:00 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 06, 2011, 06:02:17 AM
I am the guy in the Nation who truly does not give a shit about the Super Bowl. Whether it's the Baltimore Colts or the Washington Senators, it's all the same to me.

h5

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #271 on: February 06, 2011, 08:52:21 AM »
Quote from: GinaBug on February 06, 2011, 08:48:00 AM
Does you have teh gay? :naughty:
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Apparemtly.  BS for being the ghey
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #272 on: February 06, 2011, 08:53:17 AM »
Quote from: GinaBug on February 06, 2011, 08:48:00 AM
Does you have teh gay? :naughty:

I have teh ghey about as much as you have tats.

Oh, wait........
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #273 on: February 06, 2011, 08:55:25 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on February 06, 2011, 08:53:17 AM
I have teh ghey about as much as you have tats.

Oh, wait........

  You have TEH GAY!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #274 on: February 06, 2011, 09:01:09 AM »
Quote from: GinaBug on February 06, 2011, 08:55:25 AM
  You have TEH GAY!

A guy I served with in the early Eighties, recently retired after more than 30 years service in the highest enlisted grade, recently announced on his FB page that he's a fudgepacker.

I was stunned. Never would have expected that, but if smokin' poles is your thing, hey, just keep it to yourself. I ain't interested - just like I ain't interested in tats.

God made me unadorned and that's the way I'm checkin' out.
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