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Offline Gina

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #425 on: March 06, 2011, 05:16:45 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 06, 2011, 03:30:19 PM
I am truly humbled. This is a milestone that just doesn't happen every day.

Isn't there some sort of prize for reaching 900 bitchslaps?  If not, just keep bitchslappin'. That'll be enough.

Gina - where the hell did that web site come from?   :o :o :o :o

Damn.........

Sir Google blessed me with it  :lmao:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #426 on: March 06, 2011, 05:32:29 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 06, 2011, 05:16:45 PM
Sir Google blessed me with it  :lmao:

Lotsa nifty stuff there, but I didn't see any bitchslappin' goin' on....... :naughty:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #427 on: March 06, 2011, 06:05:35 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 06, 2011, 05:32:29 PM
Lotsa nifty stuff there, but I didn't see any bitchslappin' goin' on....... :naughty:

uh oh  :lmao:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #428 on: March 06, 2011, 06:44:33 PM »
A back to work for OT BS!

Thor--- From aviation nut to the other, I've had this name since I first started hanging ten on the innerwebz back in 1997.  Can't seem to make myself get rid of it.
Issa-- Had to go back to nights to get the promotion to supervisor, so I'll deal with it until shift bid comes in Sept.  Its not too bad, no upper management here at night, so we can get some work done.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #429 on: March 06, 2011, 07:12:55 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 06, 2011, 06:05:35 PM
uh oh  :lmao:

Gotcha!! And a h5 for ballsiness!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #430 on: March 06, 2011, 07:13:36 PM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on March 06, 2011, 06:44:33 PM
A back to work for OT BS!

Thor--- From aviation nut to the other, I've had this name since I first started hanging ten on the innerwebz back in 1997.  Can't seem to make myself get rid of it.
Issa-- Had to go back to nights to get the promotion to supervisor, so I'll deal with it until shift bid comes in Sept.  Its not too bad, no upper management here at night, so we can get some work done.

And a h5 for not bein' a day whore!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #431 on: March 06, 2011, 08:02:55 PM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on March 06, 2011, 06:44:33 PM
A back to work for OT BS!

Thor--- From aviation nut to the other, I've had this name since I first started hanging ten on the innerwebz back in 1997.  Can't seem to make myself get rid of it.
Issa-- Had to go back to nights to get the promotion to supervisor, so I'll deal with it until shift bid comes in Sept.  Its not too bad, no upper management here at night, so we can get some work done.

Totally understandable, and I get a heck of a lot more done when my bosses aren't around.   :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #432 on: March 06, 2011, 08:48:57 PM »
Usually nights gives me time to get a few BS's in, too! :-)  Except for that whole thing about wanting to sleep with my wife, nights isn't that bad, LOL.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #433 on: March 07, 2011, 12:13:17 AM »
I bitchslapped a man in Reno just to watch him cry...........
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #434 on: March 07, 2011, 12:54:37 AM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on March 06, 2011, 06:44:33 PM
A back to work for OT BS!

Thor--- From aviation nut to the other, I've had this name since I first started hanging ten on the innerwebz back in 1997.  Can't seem to make myself get rid of it.
Issa-- Had to go back to nights to get the promotion to supervisor, so I'll deal with it until shift bid comes in Sept.  Its not too bad, no upper management here at night, so we can get some work done.

I always liked nights better,too, and for the same reasons. Day shift has too much bullshit involved.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #435 on: March 07, 2011, 01:34:08 AM »
 
Quote from: Thor on March 07, 2011, 12:54:37 AM
I always liked nights better,too, and for the same reasons. Day shift has too much bullshit involved.

Exactly!

Quote from: Airwolf on March 07, 2011, 12:13:17 AM
I bitchslapped a man in Reno just to watch him cry...........

 :-)  I hear that train a leavin, I BS myself and cry!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #436 on: March 08, 2011, 09:03:33 AM »
*sigh*

So close, and yet so far away.

Seeking bitchslaps of every size, shape, and sort.

All bitchslaps rewarded with a h5 in return.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #437 on: March 08, 2011, 09:06:30 AM »
Dude, I've slapped you like 20 times!  1,000 takes a LONG time!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #438 on: March 08, 2011, 09:06:34 AM »
and just when you think that you're even closer, some ass.hole will come along and take them away.......
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #439 on: March 08, 2011, 09:07:20 AM »
Quote from: TexasCop on March 08, 2011, 09:06:30 AM
Dude, I've slapped you like 20 times!  1,000 takes a LONG time!

h5 - and thanks. I needed that.

*sigh*
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #440 on: March 08, 2011, 09:08:15 AM »
Quote from: Thor on March 08, 2011, 09:06:34 AM
and just when you think that you're even closer, some ass.hole will come along and take them away.......

Yeah, I noticed. Some assholes are bigger than others.

Bitchslapped for bein' a tease.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #441 on: March 09, 2011, 02:29:47 PM »
shhhhh. Don't let Thor see that I BS'd ya.  Better make it this time dude.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #442 on: March 09, 2011, 02:30:28 PM »
Quote from: ConservativeMobster on March 09, 2011, 02:29:47 PM
shhhhh. Don't let Thor see that I BS'd ya.  Better make it this time dude.

Mum's the word. So is the h5 I levied on ya.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #443 on: March 09, 2011, 02:30:43 PM »
1+ because I'm almost to 500 posts  :p
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #444 on: March 09, 2011, 02:31:46 PM »
Quote from: ConservativeMobster on March 09, 2011, 02:30:43 PM
1+ because I'm almost to 500 posts  :p

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But I ain't broadcastin' it. Tryin' to keep it under the radar screen.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #445 on: March 09, 2011, 05:28:13 PM »
BS for me havin' to wait 52 minutes on hold to talk to the IRS today. 
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #446 on: March 09, 2011, 09:02:19 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on March 09, 2011, 05:28:13 PM
BS for me havin' to wait 52 minutes on hold to talk to the IRS today.  

might wanna do it again, as we got our tax return last week.

h5 for withstanding the anguish.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #447 on: March 09, 2011, 09:03:20 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 09, 2011, 09:02:19 PM
might wanna do it again, as we got our tax return last week.

BS because my CPA just got my paperwork today, and I have no idea what the outcome will be.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #448 on: March 09, 2011, 09:05:36 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 09, 2011, 09:03:20 PM
BS because my CPA just got my paperwork today, and I have no idea what the outcome will be.

h5 for the pins and needles.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #449 on: March 09, 2011, 09:08:44 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 09, 2011, 09:05:36 PM
h5 for the pins and needles.

Thanks, no pins and needles really.  I saved money all year in case I owe, and if I don't, well I have savings.  I am pretty apathetic about the situation now, but if I find out I owe my savings, well then, that is a whole nother ball of wax.
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