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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #550 on: March 31, 2011, 10:05:44 PM »


Believe me, we both can appreciate it.  I'll sit her down one day and tell the the story of the eternal BS's and how Eupher defended the use of them.  This story will be told for years to come.....
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #551 on: April 01, 2011, 05:19:54 AM »
Quote from: Thor on March 31, 2011, 02:12:49 PM
How about this one, then?? (A little Motownish tune)   :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU

That's pretty good, Thor! I think I'll use it!  :-)


Oh, and:



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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #552 on: April 01, 2011, 05:20:54 AM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on March 31, 2011, 10:05:44 PM


Believe me, we both can appreciate it.  I'll sit her down one day and tell the the story of the eternal BS's and how Eupher defended the use of them.  This story will be told for years to come.....

Have you been talking to HNC lately? Starting to sound like a Hollywood thing....... :-)

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #553 on: April 01, 2011, 12:48:24 PM »
I figured if Mikey Morass can make it, I'm a shoe in!

Oh, BS for you!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #554 on: April 06, 2011, 09:08:54 AM »
  :bouncy:

bumpity bump bump.

Still looking for bitchslaps. Any ol' bitchslap will do.

Yes, I'm a bitchslap whore..... :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #555 on: April 06, 2011, 09:09:26 AM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on April 01, 2011, 12:48:24 PM
I figured if Mikey Morass can make it, I'm a shoe in!

Oh, BS for you!

Got you back up to parity.  :cheersmate:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #556 on: April 06, 2011, 09:18:37 AM »
I just found out I have a biology exam next Monday... On my birthday... After I plan on doing the Fry St. Crawl...  :argh: :argh: :censored:

I am going to be so ****ing hungover (if I'm not still drunk) that it's going to suck donkey balls.

Expect a bitchslap anytime I'm near a computer. Here's one now.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #557 on: April 06, 2011, 09:36:10 AM »
Quote from: Mike220 on April 06, 2011, 09:18:37 AM
I just found out I have a biology exam next Monday... On my birthday... After I plan on doing the Fry St. Crawl...  :argh: :argh: :censored:

I am going to be so ****ing hungover (if I'm not still drunk) that it's going to suck donkey balls.

Expect a bitchslap anytime I'm near a computer. Here's one now.

Thanks, Mike! And here's hoping your Crawl doesn't result in prayers to the porcelain gods!

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #558 on: April 06, 2011, 10:22:46 AM »
Has it been an hour yet?

 :bitchslap:

Why yes it has.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #559 on: April 06, 2011, 11:46:12 AM »
Quote from: Mike220 on April 06, 2011, 10:22:46 AM
Has it been an hour yet?

 :bitchslap:

Why yes it has.

Indeed!

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #560 on: April 06, 2011, 11:51:21 AM »
Another hour, another  :bitchslap: .  I'm going to go play some Fallout: New Vegas now. Killing mutated bugs and gang members is good for the soul.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #561 on: April 06, 2011, 11:52:36 AM »
Quote from: Mike220 on April 06, 2011, 11:51:21 AM
Another hour, another  :bitchslap: .  I'm going to go play some Fallout: New Vegas now. Killing mutated bugs and gang members is good for the soul.

Damn! A triple whammy for today!

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #562 on: April 06, 2011, 05:19:35 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on April 06, 2011, 11:52:36 AM
Damn! A triple whammy for today!

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How's about #4?  My bike chain slipped the gear, and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with it.  :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #563 on: April 06, 2011, 09:14:49 PM »
Number 5.

Hows that feel? You're getting close... Again...
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #564 on: April 06, 2011, 09:28:41 PM »
That's a bitch slap for starting an annoying thread.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #565 on: April 07, 2011, 06:45:56 AM »
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on April 06, 2011, 09:28:41 PM
That's a bitch slap for starting an annoying thread.

Now, THAT'S the spirit!

 :-)

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #566 on: April 07, 2011, 07:07:19 AM »
Quote from: Mike220 on April 06, 2011, 09:14:49 PM
Number 5.

Hows that feel? You're getting close... Again...

Feels great! Ain't nothin' like a good bitchslap to start the day off!  :-)

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #567 on: April 08, 2011, 02:45:11 AM »
BS just in case you though I forgot about you.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #568 on: April 08, 2011, 10:10:44 AM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on April 08, 2011, 02:45:11 AM
BS just in case you though I forgot about you.

This thread is slowing down. I'm getting worried!!!!!eleventy!!!!!   :overreaction: :ohnoes: :beathorse: :wtf3:

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #569 on: April 08, 2011, 12:18:03 PM »
Geez.  Quiturbitchin.  Here is a BS.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #570 on: April 08, 2011, 04:57:43 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on April 08, 2011, 10:10:44 AM
This thread is slowing down. I'm getting worried!!!!!eleventy!!!!!   :overreaction: :ohnoes: :beathorse: :wtf3:

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Quit bithcin' attention whore or you'll get a few ^5's from me!  Here's a BS just 'cause!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #571 on: April 08, 2011, 06:29:11 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on April 08, 2011, 12:18:03 PM
Geez.  Quiturbitchin.  Here is a BS.

Ahhhh.......

Screw Coca-Cola. A bitchslap is the pause that refreshes...... :-)

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #572 on: April 08, 2011, 06:31:05 PM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on April 08, 2011, 04:57:43 PM
Quit bithcin' attention whore or you'll get a few ^5's from me!  Here's a BS just 'cause!

No.   :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

I've already repeatedly said that I'm a bitchslap whore. NOT an attention whore.

No h5 this time.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #573 on: April 08, 2011, 08:17:59 PM »
My karma is equal, I am balanced    :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:.  Whatever!  You'll get anothe BS in about 30 minutes when I can BS you again.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #574 on: April 08, 2011, 10:32:25 PM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on April 08, 2011, 08:17:59 PM
My karma is equal, I am balanced    :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:.  Whatever!  You'll get anothe BS in about 30 minutes when I can BS you again.

NOW you're balanced.

I aim to please.  :evillaugh:
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