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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #600 on: April 11, 2011, 03:07:49 PM »
Quote from: Thor on April 11, 2011, 02:36:14 PM
Ohhh, ****ing WAHHHHHHHHHHH. I went to bed at 0200. Note the time on my preceding post. (0356)  So, can you cry for me a little more??

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Okay, awright, it'll be fine.

Here's a h5 for your trouble.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #601 on: April 11, 2011, 11:08:06 PM »
Hi.  I've been dropping by and giving stealth BSes.  Glad you haven't given up on your goal.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #602 on: April 11, 2011, 11:22:46 PM »
Quote from: longview on April 11, 2011, 11:08:06 PM
Hi.  I've been dropping by and giving stealth BSes.  Glad you haven't given up on your goal.

To dream the impossible dream...........   :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #603 on: April 12, 2011, 06:20:28 AM »
Quote from: Thor on April 11, 2011, 11:22:46 PM
To dream the impossible dream...........   :lmao: :lmao:

Yep.  Everyone's "Everest" is different.   :cheersmate:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #604 on: April 12, 2011, 06:31:55 PM »
Quote from: Thor on April 11, 2011, 11:22:46 PM
To dream the impossible dream...........   :lmao: :lmao:

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #605 on: April 12, 2011, 06:33:23 PM »
Quote from: longview on April 11, 2011, 11:08:06 PM
Hi.  I've been dropping by and giving stealth BSes.  Glad you haven't given up on your goal.

Thank you for your faith. Unlike certain assholes around here.......

h5 for you -- not for the asshole, though.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #606 on: April 14, 2011, 12:52:30 PM »
Good afternoon Euph. I'm pleased to inform you that as of 2 minutes ago, I just gave you your 100th bitchslap. I've been giving you some stealth ones just hoping it would fall to me on a slow day, and it did! And to commemorate this momentous occasion (as well as have proof it happened in case someone :whistling: messes with it again) I have photographic evidence.

Congrats, buddy!

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #607 on: April 14, 2011, 01:17:59 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on April 14, 2011, 12:52:30 PM
Good afternoon Euph. I'm pleased to inform you that as of 2 minutes ago, I just gave you your 100th bitchslap. I've been giving you some stealth ones just hoping it would fall to me on a slow day, and it did! And to commemorate this momentous occasion (as well as have proof it happened in case someone :whistling: messes with it again) I have photographic evidence.

Congrats, buddy!



bitchslapped for not being able to count
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #608 on: April 14, 2011, 01:20:26 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on April 14, 2011, 01:17:59 PM
bitchslapped for not being able to count

bitchslapped for not being clear.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #609 on: April 14, 2011, 01:21:09 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on April 14, 2011, 01:20:26 PM
bitchslapped for not being clear.

Bitchslapped (in 48 minutes) for quibbling.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #610 on: April 14, 2011, 01:26:16 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on April 14, 2011, 01:21:09 PM
Bitchslapped (in 48 minutes) for quibbling.

Bitchslapped for bitchslapping Mike.  

eta: gotta use em somewhere, Euph hit his mark. 
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #611 on: April 14, 2011, 01:27:05 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on April 14, 2011, 01:21:09 PM
Bitchslapped (in 48 minutes) for quibbling.

You officers and your big words...
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #612 on: April 14, 2011, 01:46:12 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on April 14, 2011, 01:27:05 PM
You officers and your big words...


Big penis as well.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #613 on: April 14, 2011, 01:51:58 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on April 14, 2011, 01:46:12 PM

Big penis as well.

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Fixed.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #614 on: April 14, 2011, 02:18:26 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on April 14, 2011, 12:52:30 PM
Good afternoon Euph. I'm pleased to inform you that as of 2 minutes ago, I just gave you your 100th bitchslap. I've been giving you some stealth ones just hoping it would fall to me on a slow day, and it did! And to commemorate this momentous occasion (as well as have proof it happened in case someone :whistling: messes with it again) I have photographic evidence.

Congrats, buddy!



I am indeed honored and humbled to have reached the interim destination of 1,000 bitchslaps, and to have had you administer same.

Despite the repartee between you and dutch, this is a momentous occasion that should be celebrated with....

More Bitchslaps!

You see, I think it's true_blood that is up somewhere over 1,200 bitchslaps, so I'm still officially....


.....ON THE BITCHSLAP QUEST........[/glow]
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #615 on: April 14, 2011, 02:21:24 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on April 14, 2011, 02:18:26 PM
I am indeed honored and humbled to have reached the interim destination of 1,000 bitchslaps, and to have had you administer same.

Despite the repartee between you and dutch, this is a momentous occasion that should be celebrated with....

More Bitchslaps!

You see, I think it's true_blood that is up somewhere over 1,200 bitchslaps, so I'm still officially....


.....ON THE BITCHSLAP QUEST........[/glow]

All right then. Let's keep this going. There's number 1002 for ya.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #616 on: April 14, 2011, 02:22:42 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on April 14, 2011, 02:21:24 PM
All right then. Let's keep this going. There's number 1002 for ya.

And a h5 in return.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #617 on: April 14, 2011, 04:38:54 PM »
Congrats on cracking 1000.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #618 on: April 15, 2011, 10:23:19 AM »
There's a chance of freakin snow on Monday.  This is your fault, Eupher.  Smack. 
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #619 on: April 15, 2011, 10:33:03 AM »
Quote from: Karin on April 15, 2011, 10:23:19 AM
There's a chance of freakin snow on Monday.  This is your fault, Eupher.  Smack. 

 :-)

I hope your hubby didn't put away the snowblower yet.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #620 on: April 15, 2011, 06:33:57 PM »
Congrats Euph!  Here's a congratulatory BS!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #621 on: April 15, 2011, 06:44:35 PM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on April 15, 2011, 06:33:57 PM
Congrats Euph!  Here's a congratulatory BS!

I hadn't seen ya in a day or two. I was gettin' worried.

h5

Oh, and thanks! I gotta long way to go, btw. True_blood has almost 1,300 bitchslaps, so the Bitchslap Quest is still on. Keep 'em comin'...... :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #622 on: April 15, 2011, 08:39:24 PM »
Between being busy at home on my off days and being busy here at work, not much time on the computer.  I did breeze by and give you a few ninja BS's. :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #623 on: April 15, 2011, 09:25:11 PM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on April 15, 2011, 08:39:24 PM
Between being busy at home on my off days and being busy here at work, not much time on the computer.  I did breeze by and give you a few ninja BS's. :-)

You must be getting Eupher & me confused. I've been getting some of those "Ninja bitchslaps", too..  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #624 on: April 15, 2011, 09:26:31 PM »
Quote from: Thor on April 15, 2011, 09:25:11 PM
You must be getting Eupher & me confused. I've been getting some of those "Ninja bitchslaps", too..  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

Not from me. Any bitchslaps I can give out go to me.  :-)
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