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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #200 on: January 31, 2011, 01:34:13 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 31, 2011, 12:39:15 PM
I think it is more like if you BS him, you will get BS'd by someone else, or maybe H5'd.  But, BS'ing him makes him happy, so, there ya go!

Oh yeah Eupher, I got you back now, since my Karma reloaded!

Darlin', you make my heart go pitter-patter.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #201 on: January 31, 2011, 01:37:22 PM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 31, 2011, 12:42:41 PM
BS to Euph for being a straight-up guy.

BS to Sparky for being a miserable SOB who's gonna spend his weekend digging out. Again.

And BS to anyone who shit-talks Jerry's Deli for making the best G-ddamned Chicken Kreplach Soup on Earth.

I think that covers everyone.,  :cheersmate:

"straight-up guy?" That's a good thing, right?  :lmao:

I wouldn't know Jerry's Deli if I got ptomaine in the place. And I'm gonna have to google "chicken kreplach soup." No friggin' idea.

I'm in that same line of fire that Sparky's in, vis a vis snow. Except I get dumped on tomorrow instead of the weekend.

Spark, hold fire. I got THREE freakin' snow shovels.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #202 on: January 31, 2011, 01:38:47 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 31, 2011, 11:08:35 AM
BS to the both of ya for being gross. 

Cept, I have to wait an hour for Eupher's. 

But, I'll be back!

You inspired me to start a spin-off thread. Kind of like tv in the 70s, but not.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #203 on: January 31, 2011, 01:42:13 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 31, 2011, 12:56:08 PM
And BS for you for not even KNOWING what a ****ing snowshovel LOOKS like--and no fair Googling it now.

Which Jerry's would that be--the one in Marina del Rey, or Irvine?

It's been so damned long since I had a GOOD deli sandwich.  When I am in Vegas for my upcoming vacation, I'm gonna have to go over to the Mirage and have one of those big-as-your-****ing-head pastrami sandwiches over at the Carnegie Deli.

First of all, you Nor'Easter troll...I'll have you know I did my 74 year-old mom a solid favor and bought her a snowblower. If she doesn't know how to use it, I'm sure she'll find some illegal to do it for her. Anything beyond that isn't my problem, is it?  :-)

As far as Jerry's, I prefer the Solley's franchise in Sherman Oaks, just off Ventura at Van Nuys. Although, Carnegie has the better brand of Cream Soda. LOL
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #204 on: January 31, 2011, 01:46:44 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 31, 2011, 01:34:13 PM
Darlin', you make my heart go pitter-patter.

No problem buddy.  No problem at all.   :-) 
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #205 on: January 31, 2011, 01:49:39 PM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 31, 2011, 01:42:13 PM
First of all, you Nor'Easter troll...I'll have you know I did my 74 year-old mom a solid favor and bought her a snowblower. If she doesn't know how to use it, I'm sure she'll find some illegal to do it for her. Anything beyond that isn't my problem, is it?  :-)

As far as Jerry's, I prefer the Solley's franchise in Sherman Oaks, just off Ventura at Van Nuys. Although, Carnegie has the better brand of Cream Soda. LOL

I know there are several Jerry's but I just named the ones I went to the most.  Kinda like saying you loved Hamburger Hamlet or the Cheesecake Factory but not specifying which one (I worked a substation across Sunset from HH for 3 months.  Lucky me.)  And it was actually Costa Mesa, not Irvine--although behind the Orange Curtain, who gives a shit.

At least your mother is smart enough to NOT GO OUT INTO THE ****ING SNOW AND ICE IN CROCS.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #206 on: January 31, 2011, 01:50:49 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 31, 2011, 01:37:22 PM
"straight-up guy?" That's a good thing, right?  :lmao:

I wouldn't know Jerry's Deli if I got ptomaine in the place. And I'm gonna have to google "chicken kreplach soup." No friggin' idea.

I'm in that same line of fire that Sparky's in, vis a vis snow. Except I get dumped on tomorrow instead of the weekend.

Spark, hold fire. I got THREE freakin' snow shovels.

That's cool.  I've got two.  One I keep on the back porch and one I have in the garage for cleanup in the driveway after snowblowing.

I do NOT envy you with all the ice storms around your way.  Keep your head down and stay the hell off the roads.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #207 on: January 31, 2011, 01:53:08 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 31, 2011, 01:49:39 PM

At least your mother is smart enough to NOT GO OUT INTO THE ****ING SNOW AND ICE IN CROCS.

Well, that's true...

Which is precisely why I'll be chowing down on fish tacos at Neptune's Net at County Line Wednesday afternoon while the rest of your poor souls will be digging out from all this Global Warming.

 :-) :rotf: :cheersmate:

PS - I'll drop the top down on my car in honor of those of you in colder climates.  :fuelfire:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #208 on: January 31, 2011, 02:41:23 PM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 31, 2011, 01:53:08 PM
Well, that's true...

Which is precisely why I'll be chowing down on fish tacos at Neptune's Net at County Line Wednesday afternoon while the rest of your poor souls will be digging out from all this Global Warming.

 :-) :rotf: :cheersmate:

PS - I'll drop the top down on my car in honor of those of you in colder climates.  :fuelfire:

And another BS because you're rubbing in the poor weather that 3/4s of the Nation is going to have to deal with.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #209 on: January 31, 2011, 02:43:12 PM »
Quote from: Thor on January 31, 2011, 02:41:23 PM
And another BS because you're rubbing in the poor weather that 3/4s of the Nation is going to have to deal with.

TOOOTALLY worth it, dude.  :bird:

But seriously, Godspeed all of you, INCLUDING my FAMILY who are hunkering down this afternoon.

I'm gonna be worrying my ass off, mainly because there isn;'t a damn thing I can do to help them until the flight situation stabilizes.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #210 on: January 31, 2011, 02:56:37 PM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 31, 2011, 02:43:12 PM
TOOOTALLY worth it, dude.  :bird:

But seriously, Godspeed all of you, INCLUDING my FAMILY who are hunkering down this afternoon.

I'm gonna be worrying my ass off, mainly because there isn;'t a damn thing I can do to help them until the flight situation stabilizes.

And you wonder why the other 49 states want California to fall into the friggin ocean.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #211 on: January 31, 2011, 02:58:51 PM »
What part of "Godspeed all of you" didn't you understand, you halfwit?!?!?!?  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #212 on: January 31, 2011, 04:23:20 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 31, 2011, 02:56:37 PM
And you wonder why the other 49 states want California to fall into the friggin ocean.

Other 56 states if you're Obama.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #213 on: January 31, 2011, 04:28:48 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 31, 2011, 01:50:49 PM
That's cool.  I've got two.  One I keep on the back porch and one I have in the garage for cleanup in the driveway after snowblowing.

I do NOT envy you with all the ice storms around your way.  Keep your head down and stay the hell off the roads.

Well, according to our more local weathercasts, I-70 (roughly) is the dividing line. They get ice to the south. We get the snow - upwards of 20 inches of the shit.

If I gotta get the shit, I'd rather have the snow - not the ice. Mrs E came home at noon and Mizzou is closed tomorrow. Lucky her. I get to deal with the ****ing snow AND go to work. (Whinging, whine, piss and moan.....somebody bitchslap me POST-HASTE!!!!!!!!)  :rotf: :lmao:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #214 on: January 31, 2011, 04:29:51 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 31, 2011, 04:28:48 PM
(Whinging, whine, piss and moan.....somebody bitchslap me POST-HASTE!!!!!!!!)  :rotf: :lmao:

Done.  But I get to deal with the snow on Wednesday.  4Low all the way home...
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #215 on: January 31, 2011, 04:30:11 PM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on January 31, 2011, 01:53:08 PM
Well, that's true...

Which is precisely why I'll be chowing down on fish tacos at Neptune's Net at County Line Wednesday afternoon while the rest of your poor souls will be digging out from all this Global Warming.

 :-) :rotf: :cheersmate:

PS - I'll drop the top down on my car in honor of those of you in colder climates.  :fuelfire:

**** you and your fish tacos.  :-) (Got tartar sauce?)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #216 on: January 31, 2011, 04:35:29 PM »
And one more for Euph because he blows (Horns that is).
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #217 on: January 31, 2011, 04:39:37 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on January 31, 2011, 04:35:29 PM
And one more for Euph because he blows (Horns that is).

Four of 'em. One at a time.

Thankee kindly, AW.  :cheersmate:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #218 on: January 31, 2011, 04:45:28 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 31, 2011, 04:28:48 PM
Well, according to our more local weathercasts, I-70 (roughly) is the dividing line. They get ice to the south. We get the snow - upwards of 20 inches of the shit.

If I gotta get the shit, I'd rather have the snow - not the ice. Mrs E came home at noon and Mizzou is closed tomorrow. Lucky her. I get to deal with the ****ing snow AND go to work. (Whinging, whine, piss and moan.....somebody bitchslap me POST-HASTE!!!!!!!!)  :rotf: :lmao:

I BS'd ya cuz my boss told me she wishes I would get rid of my dog.   :argh:  She wanted me to stay over tonight so I could be available.  I said nope.  But that means I get to do the ice ice baby shuffle tomorrow.  Woo friggin hoo.  45 minute one way turns into 2.5 hours easy this way.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #219 on: January 31, 2011, 10:20:08 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 31, 2011, 04:45:28 PM
I BS'd ya cuz my boss told me she wishes I would get rid of my dog.   :argh:  She wanted me to stay over tonight so I could be available.  I said nope.  But that means I get to do the ice ice baby shuffle tomorrow.  Woo friggin hoo.  45 minute one way turns into 2.5 hours easy this way.

Didja tell your boss that you wish she'd get rid of her dog BREATH?

Maybe it's all that lickin' in some private parts or somethin'.

Good luck tomorrow. h5.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #220 on: February 01, 2011, 12:13:15 AM »
Another kick in the bollocks because we all like a little bit of the old UV.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #221 on: February 01, 2011, 05:20:46 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on February 01, 2011, 12:13:15 AM
Another kick in the bollocks because we all like a little bit of the old UV.



Why not a bit of the old "in-out, in-out?"
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #222 on: February 01, 2011, 06:25:15 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 31, 2011, 10:20:08 PM
Didja tell your boss that you wish she'd get rid of her dog BREATH?

Maybe it's all that lickin' in some private parts or somethin'.

Good luck tomorrow. h5.

My BF told me to respond "I wish you would get rid of your kids."  LOL.  She is a piece of work.  I ain't going in, it is super crap today, so BS for you!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #223 on: February 01, 2011, 07:13:27 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on February 01, 2011, 12:13:15 AM
Another kick in the bollocks because we all like a little bit of the old UV.



Airwolf, you been out stompin' people to death again?  :o Hell, I didn't know you had it in you! (You really should lighten up so you can get out of jail, yunno......)

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #224 on: February 01, 2011, 07:17:19 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on February 01, 2011, 06:25:15 AM
My BF told me to respond "I wish you would get rid of your kids."  LOL.  She is a piece of work.  I ain't going in, it is super crap today, so BS for you!

So, you're saying you get to sit around all day bitchslapping me when the egg timer runs out?

Farbelhaft, sage ich Dir!

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