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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #475 on: March 11, 2011, 09:45:32 PM »
I.....wanna BS all night, and party every day!
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #476 on: March 12, 2011, 01:55:46 PM »
Quote from: ConservativeMobster on March 11, 2011, 01:38:53 PM
I need a H5 cuz someone BS'd me.  I am not whining.  1 for you Euph  :bitchslap:

no prob. Here's your h5.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #477 on: March 12, 2011, 01:56:57 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on March 11, 2011, 08:47:36 PM
That';s the way uh huh Uh huh I BITCHSLAP uh huh uh huh. That's the way I bitchslap. Ahhh yes the disco years.

h5 for originality.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #478 on: March 13, 2011, 08:22:53 AM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on March 11, 2011, 09:38:35 PM
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, always gonna run around and BS you....."

BS'd and Rick rolled..... :-)

H5 for originality.  :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #479 on: March 13, 2011, 08:28:09 AM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on March 13, 2011, 08:22:53 AM
H5 for originality.  :-)

h5 to you for getting up before noon.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #480 on: March 13, 2011, 08:30:21 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 13, 2011, 08:28:09 AM
h5 to you for getting up before noon.

 :-)

And to you, sir, just for bein you.  :cheersmate: :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #481 on: March 13, 2011, 08:33:48 AM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on March 13, 2011, 08:30:21 AM
And to you, sir, just for bein you.  :cheersmate: :-)

I trust all is well with the ticker? Well, after things knit up, of course.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #482 on: March 13, 2011, 08:40:05 AM »
Definitely making progress. I miss smoking and all that fun stuff, but I am committed to NEVER feeling that degree of fear and helplessness again.

Let's put it this way...when I was 21, I almost drowned during a camping trip to Lake Berryessa in NoCal. That incident was almost orgasmic compared to what happened on the freeway that afternoon.

Uh-uh. I'm a good boy from here on in.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #483 on: March 13, 2011, 08:44:58 AM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on March 13, 2011, 08:40:05 AM
Definitely making progress. I miss smoking and all that fun stuff, but I am committed to NEVER feeling that degree of fear and helplessness again.

Let's put it this way...when I was 21, I almost drowned during a camping trip to Lake Berryessa in NoCal. That incident was almost orgasmic compared to what happened on the freeway that afternoon.

Uh-uh. I'm a good boy from here on in.

Outstanding.  :II:

I quit smoking in 1979. I still had the occasional craving after 6 months, but I never looked back. I guess there's nothing like staring the Grim Reaper in the face to get the idea that life is rather tenuous. We all go when it's time, but there's a better way to go than that.

Besides, Momma will kick your furry ass if you ever light up again.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #484 on: March 13, 2011, 06:34:54 PM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on March 13, 2011, 08:40:05 AM
Definitely making progress. I miss smoking and all that fun stuff, but I am committed to NEVER feeling that degree of fear and helplessness again.

Let's put it this way...when I was 21, I almost drowned during a camping trip to Lake Berryessa in NoCal. That incident was almost orgasmic compared to what happened on the freeway that afternoon.

Uh-uh. I'm a good boy from here on in.

Glad you're doing better.  I quit smoking in 2004, never looked back.  But it is nice getting up at the crack of noon for an early start. :-)  ^5 to you, sir.

Euph,
An OT BS for you....
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #485 on: March 13, 2011, 06:36:33 PM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on March 13, 2011, 06:34:54 PM
Glad you're doing better.  I quit smoking in 2004, never looked back.  But it is nice getting up at the crack of noon for an early start. :-)  ^5 to you, sir.

Euph,
An OT BS for you....

OT bitchslaps are the best, because the sand in your eyes makes 'em that much more meaningful.

h5 in return.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #486 on: March 13, 2011, 07:09:51 PM »
BS to both of y'all for being anti-smoking Nazis......
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #487 on: March 13, 2011, 07:47:42 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 13, 2011, 07:09:51 PM
BS to both of y'all for being anti-smoking Nazis......

that reminds me of a  blinkie I have seen on some boards

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #488 on: March 13, 2011, 08:06:42 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 13, 2011, 07:09:51 PM
BS to both of y'all for being anti-smoking Nazis......

Dunno about the "Nazi" bit, but anti-smoking? You bet.

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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #489 on: March 13, 2011, 09:58:19 PM »
Quote from: Gina on March 13, 2011, 07:47:42 PM
that reminds me of a  blinkie I have seen on some boards



Unless someone is blowing it directly at me or I'm eating, I'm generally pretty easy going about it.  Or if the room is small.  As a smoker I hated smoking on airplanes, it was just too cramped and sucked.  My eyes were bloodshot afterwards :-).  Thats my excuse anyway.  ^5 to everyone except Eupher.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #490 on: March 13, 2011, 11:10:10 PM »
Quote from: md11hydmec on March 13, 2011, 09:58:19 PM
Unless someone is blowing it directly at me or I'm eating, I'm generally pretty easy going about it.  Or if the room is small.  As a smoker I hated smoking on airplanes, it was just too cramped and sucked.  My eyes were bloodshot afterwards :-).  Thats my excuse anyway.  ^5 to everyone except Eupher.

I rarely smoked on airplanes when it was allowed. Kudos to you MD11bubblechaser for NOT being a smoke Nazi. My ex Mother in Law used to light up at the table during holiday meals. I couldn't stand it!! I bit my tongue, however, because we were usually at her house. I'd just excuse myself and go into some other room. Even though I still smoke, there are common courtesies I still follow.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #491 on: March 13, 2011, 11:17:39 PM »
Quote from: Thor on March 13, 2011, 11:10:10 PM
Even though I still smoke, there are common courtesies I still follow.

I was the same way when I was still able to smoke, Thor, although when I was younger, I was kind of rude about it.

For instance, I used to like to smoke during sex, although this one chick really lost her shit cause the ashtray kept sliding off her ass.

I did make a conscious effort after that to be more respectful of my surroundings.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #492 on: March 13, 2011, 11:39:57 PM »
Hey, HNC ??? Here's a tune for you.......

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU[/youtube]
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #493 on: March 13, 2011, 11:42:52 PM »
Now Thor, that wasn't very nice at all.  :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #494 on: March 13, 2011, 11:45:42 PM »
Quote from: The Hollywood NeoCon on March 13, 2011, 11:42:52 PM
Now Thor, that wasn't very nice at all.  :-)

STFU or I'll blow smoke in your face!!  :fuelfire: :tongue:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #495 on: March 14, 2011, 07:34:39 AM »
BS to Eupher for the laughs in the am.  I sure did miss this banter.  I sure did.   :-)
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #496 on: March 14, 2011, 07:54:32 AM »
Well, we got sidetracked a bit with the smoking issue (who's the freakin' Nazi about smoking NOW, Thor?  :rotf: ), so if we can once again return to  :bitchslap:, I'd be grateful.

Thanks to Tots for her sensibility and a h5 to her. An additional h5 (when I can) to HNC for his new-found non-habit.

Instead of smoking, you can learn how to macrame. Or work out your heightened levels of pisstivity by rudimental drumming.

Ain't they about the same anyway?  :confused:
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #497 on: March 14, 2011, 02:10:50 PM »
A BS with my fist of fire and the tiger blood in my body. Yeah I'm running low on material.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #498 on: March 14, 2011, 02:11:48 PM »
Lousy, stupid, I hate Mondays bitchslap.
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Re: A Bitchslap Quest
« Reply #499 on: March 14, 2011, 02:14:41 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on March 14, 2011, 02:10:50 PM
A BS with my fist of fire and the tiger blood in my body. Yeah I'm running low on material.

Well, you could always go to JoAnn's Fabrics and get a bolt of muslin........

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