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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #100 on: December 02, 2009, 05:07:15 PM »
Quote from: Wayne on December 02, 2009, 04:41:09 PM

OK, so it wasn't my last post!
I stuck with Tiger all the way till he was caught on voice mail trashing his marriage, humiliating his wife on voice mail to his mistress.
Such a lousy, low class - to say nothing of stupid - thing to do.
Apparently his wife, Elin, has received a 6 figure money account in her own name. Good for her.
God knows what happens now. For the sake of the marriage and the children I hope they can patch things up. I hope Elin can learn to trust him or any man again. If she can't, she's got a fat cushion of dough to help see her through the heartbreak. She's young, beautiful and rich. She'll make it.
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #101 on: December 02, 2009, 05:09:10 PM »
I heard the voicemail. Tiger is a friggen moron. "Take your name off of my cell phone..." WTF? Maybe he should just change the name in his contact?  :rotf:
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #102 on: December 02, 2009, 05:13:46 PM »
OOPS..That was a SEVEN figure account she was given, not a 6 figure account. Atta a girl.
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #103 on: December 02, 2009, 05:30:28 PM »
Quote from: Hawkgirl on December 02, 2009, 04:46:30 PM
I don't know the lady...but she could also be a money hungry type who saw an opportunity and went for it.  She was an au-pair and was introduced to Tiger right before she was supposed to be sent back to Sweden.  Still, nothing justifies a cheat..but he shouldv'e thought with his brain.
Jeez, why would anyone think Tiger's Elin was a trophy wife or a money hungry wife??? There's no evidence of any of that. She was a young, beautiful au-pair introduced to Tiger by another golfer. They fell in love and married. The had two children. Tiger is the villian here. She's a victim. Fortunately, she's got good attorneys.

The mistress must be madly in love with Tiger to throw him to the Lions.
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #104 on: December 02, 2009, 06:29:08 PM »
Elin's problem will be trying to identify an attorney or adviser who isn't compromised by the influence and money of Team Tiger. On the other hand, based on their handling of this crisis, Team Tiger must be a bunch of halfwits. Now he has bimbos coming out of the woodwork, lining up for a tabloid payday. It's bad, but it promises to get a whole lot worse.
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #105 on: December 02, 2009, 07:18:26 PM »
Seriously....  Why is this even a big story?

We have US soldiers dying every day in Iraq and Afghanistan and the MSM is focused on Tiger?

Talk about ****ed up priorities.

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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #106 on: December 02, 2009, 07:18:58 PM »
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #107 on: December 02, 2009, 09:33:42 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on December 02, 2009, 07:18:26 PM
Seriously....  Why is this even a big story?

We have US soldiers dying every day in Iraq and Afghanistan and the MSM is focused on Tiger?

Talk about ****ed up priorities.
No one should ever speak or think of anything except our soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan. It's ****ed up to do otherwise.
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #108 on: December 02, 2009, 10:52:52 PM »
Quote from: Wayne on December 02, 2009, 04:41:09 PM



Hmmmm....I'm thinking Ping is going to want her as their new spokesperson.

Imagine all the women in the world who may now be interested in a well-made iron...... :evillaugh:


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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #109 on: December 03, 2009, 08:01:22 AM »
She is a stunning creature, no doubt.

I found lots of Swedes like that.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #110 on: December 03, 2009, 08:09:47 AM »
ESPN Radio was playing a soundbite from Jesper Parnavik this morning apologizing to Elin for introducing them.

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"We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron."

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4707629



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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #111 on: December 03, 2009, 09:07:49 AM »
Quote from: debk on December 02, 2009, 10:52:52 PM

Hmmmm....I'm thinking Ping is going to want her as their new spokesperson.

Imagine all the women in the world who may now be interested in a well-made iron...... :evillaugh:




She also doesn't have to stand at the ladies tee to smack around some balls
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #112 on: December 03, 2009, 09:17:07 AM »
Quote from: littlelamb on December 03, 2009, 09:07:49 AM
She also doesn't have to stand at the ladies tee to smack around some balls


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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #113 on: December 03, 2009, 09:21:05 AM »
I wonder how much the PGA is going to clamp down on cat-calls from the galleries next season? Maybe, that "gentleman" Tiger will have Steve Williams snatch a camera out a fan's hands and will be throwing clubs at them, like he did at the Barclay's Championship last season, with more frequency this season...
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #114 on: December 03, 2009, 09:29:09 AM »
This sure didn't take the joksters long.  Got this via e-mail this morning.
Tigers Christmas card;
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #115 on: December 03, 2009, 10:09:54 AM »
Quote from: TxRadioguy on December 03, 2009, 08:09:47 AM
ESPN Radio was playing a soundbite from Jesper Parnavik this morning apologizing to Elin for introducing them.

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4707629



 :rotf:

I heard that on the Golf Channel last night when I got home.  Jesper is always one to speak his mind, but I was still kind of surprised.

Also meant to post last night that the Golf Channel apparently went wall-to-wall with Tiger.  They kept repeating their half-hour long "special report" throughout the night. :whatever:
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #116 on: December 03, 2009, 10:23:49 AM »
Who knew the most boring sport in the world would have such violence with the equipment
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #117 on: December 03, 2009, 10:50:11 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 03, 2009, 10:09:54 AM
I heard that on the Golf Channel last night when I got home.  Jesper is always one to speak his mind, but I was still kind of surprised.

Also meant to post last night that the Golf Channel apparently went wall-to-wall with Tiger.  They kept repeating their half-hour long "special report" throughout the night. :whatever:

Hey, it's the Golf Channel. What did you expect? This is the most salacious story to hit the industry since....well, ever. LOL.
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #118 on: December 03, 2009, 11:07:35 AM »
Quote from: jendf on December 03, 2009, 10:50:11 AM
Hey, it's the Golf Channel. What did you expect? This is the most salacious story to hit the industry since....well, ever. LOL.

It's pretty much a Tiger love-fest 24/7 normally, which is why I don't watch it a lot anyway.
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #119 on: December 03, 2009, 11:15:39 AM »
Tiger should have left his balls on his own course
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #120 on: December 03, 2009, 11:29:14 AM »
Quote from: littlelamb on December 03, 2009, 11:15:39 AM
Tiger should have left his balls on his own course

H5.  What you said!
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #121 on: December 03, 2009, 11:32:05 AM »
The thing about her going after him reminded me of this from an old NCIS episode:

Kate: "You know, I bet this is why number two came after you with a nine-iron, wasn't it? You just refused to sit down and talk things through."

Gibbs: "Actually, that wasn't it at all."

Kate: "Oh. So, what was it then?"

Gibbs: [grinning] "Seven-iron."
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #122 on: December 03, 2009, 12:06:26 PM »
Quote from: littlelamb on December 03, 2009, 11:15:39 AM
Tiger should have left his balls on his own course

If he keeps going off course, he may wake up with a disqualification because of no balls.
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #123 on: December 03, 2009, 04:58:09 PM »
Quote from: Lacarnut on December 03, 2009, 12:06:26 PM
If he keeps going off course, he may wake up with a disqualification because of no balls.

And no tee either
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #124 on: December 03, 2009, 05:02:27 PM »
What's the difference between a golf ball and an SUV?

Tiger can drive a golf ball almost 400 yards.  :rotf:
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