Author Topic: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident (Read 20198 times)

Lacarnut · « **Reply #125 on:** December 03, 2009, 06:11:26 PM »

Quote from: littlelamb on December 03, 2009, 04:58:09 PM

And no tee either

Touche---for the sake of the kids, I hope they can patch up their marriage.

littlelamb · « **Reply #126 on:** December 03, 2009, 06:23:12 PM »

I agree

DixieBelle · « **Reply #127 on:** December 03, 2009, 07:32:40 PM »

Quote from: bkg on December 03, 2009, 05:02:27 PM

What's the difference between a golf ball and an SUV?

Tiger can drive a golf ball almost 400 yards.

LOL! That's funny.....

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #128 on:** December 03, 2009, 08:05:26 PM »

Quote from: littlelamb on December 03, 2009, 10:23:49 AM

Who knew the most boring sport in the world would have such violence with the equipment.

If the sport that got Tiger in trouble is boring, you're doing it wrong.

Daisy · « **Reply #129 on:** December 03, 2009, 08:07:06 PM »

Quote from: Daisy on December 02, 2009, 05:07:15 PM

OK, so it wasn't my last post!
I stuck with Tiger all the way till he was caught on voice mail trashing his marriage, humiliating his wife on voice mail to his mistress.
Such a lousy, low class - to say nothing of stupid - thing to do.
Apparently his wife, Elin, has received a 6 figure money account in her own name. Good for her.
God knows what happens now. For the sake of the marriage and the children I hope they can patch things up. I hope Elin can learn to trust him or any man again. If she can't, she's got a fat cushion of dough to help see her through the heartbreak. She's young, beautiful and rich. She'll make it.

Do I remember corrrectly that Tiger's mom divorced his dad for the same reason?!
Now Tiger, keep your pants zipped, pay, kiss and make up, shut up and play golf....

Atomic Lib Smasher · « **Reply #130 on:** December 04, 2009, 05:21:15 AM »

This has pretty much taken over the news lately, not that there's really anything more important to discuss (ClimateGate, 0bama giving the enemy the Afghan war playbook, 0bama holding more lavish parties/lobbying chance than P Diddy, etc.) but I think this is weird.. all his "wives for the evening" look the same. That bar manager, the cocktail waitress, and the other one. It's not like his wife looked like Barbara Mikulski.... makes ya wonder a little what the hell was wrong with him.

rustybayonet · « **Reply #131 on:** December 04, 2009, 08:07:58 AM »

Quote from: Atomic Lib Smasher on December 04, 2009, 05:21:15 AM

It's not like his wife looked like Barbara Mikulski.... makes ya wonder a little what the hell was wrong with him.

Sorry but I think you ask in jest - 'he's worth a billion dollars, is idolized, almost cannonized and pampered in the golf and media world, and he has always gone after collecting 'trophies'.
But now according to 'news reports' - this one may cost him $80 million, [damn that's almost what he made last year

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bkg · « **Reply #132 on:** December 04, 2009, 09:52:09 AM »

Quote from: rustybayonet on December 04, 2009, 08:07:58 AM

Sorry but I think you ask in jest - 'he's worth a billion dollars, is idolized, almost cannonized and pampered in the golf and media world, and he has always gone after collecting 'trophies'.
But now according to 'news reports' - this one may cost him $80 million, [damn that's almost what he made last year ]

Per talk show this morning, his prenup gives an automatic $300M to his wife. If I were her, frankly (despite my sincere belief marriage is forever), I'd take the money, the chittlens and ruin his carrer out of spite... That's just the "there is no excuse for cheating" black and white attitude, though.

IassaFTots · « **Reply #133 on:** December 04, 2009, 10:47:52 AM »

Quote from: bkg on December 04, 2009, 09:52:09 AM

Per talk show this morning, his prenup gives an automatic $300M to his wife. If I were her, frankly (despite my sincere belief marriage is forever), I'd take the money, the chittlens and ruin his carrer out of spite... That's just the "there is no excuse for cheating" black and white attitude, though.

Aside from the career ruining, I agree wholeheartedly.

littlelamb · « **Reply #134 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:33:48 AM »

With that kind of money she is set take it and run for the door minus the golf club LOL

Daisy · « **Reply #135 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:14:40 PM »

Quote from: IassaFTots on December 04, 2009, 10:47:52 AM

Aside from the career ruining, I agree wholeheartedly.

I think she'll stay and patch things up. Remember Bill Clinton's disgraceful antics???He was POTUS, carrying on with an intern (and many others), he lied to the public and congress, was impeached for lying to congress, stayed as POTUS and is still a rock star. The wife, remember her? stayed with him.

bkg · « **Reply #136 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:23:46 PM »

had she not, though, Billary likely would have no career left.

And he didn't have $300M.

debk · « **Reply #137 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:57:48 PM »

Having been married to someone who had no qualms about cheating.....if I were her...I'd take the $300M and run.

He'll be forced by the courts to provide for those children based on his income, the money would be hers....plus she would probably also get some alimony.

From what I've heard about his method of sleeping around...bar waitresses or whoever he can pick up along with a long term mistress.....he isn't going to change. He's a "serial" cheater. (Amazing he does so well on the golf course and is able to be so focused with such a busy personal life.....the other pros should be glad he isn't any more focused)

She's best to get out, protect the children and herself....before she catches a communicable disease that may just not go away or be life ending.

I'm not an advocate of divorce....but guys like this....just don't change.

Lacarnut · « **Reply #138 on:** December 04, 2009, 02:23:20 PM »

I read that the gal he had a 3 year affair with used drugs. If someone comes forth with proof Tiger has been using drugs, he can kiss those hundreds of million in endorsements goodbye. It would not surprise me of his stupidity. It is also rumored that he paid one of the bimbos a million to keep quiet.

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #139 on:** December 04, 2009, 02:30:07 PM »

Quote from: Lacarnut on December 04, 2009, 02:23:20 PM

I read that the gal he had a 3 year affair with used drugs. If someone comes forth with proof Tiger has been using drugs, he can kiss those hundreds of million in endorsements goodbye. It would not surprise me of his stupidity. It is also rumored that he paid one of the bimbos a million to keep quiet.

I'd be shocked if Tiger has been using any drugs except maybe painkillers, and probably HGH.

Daisy · « **Reply #140 on:** December 04, 2009, 02:46:07 PM »

She (they) worked hard for the money. LOL. Sung to th e tune of "She (they) worked hard for the money"....

Lacarnut · « **Reply #141 on:** December 04, 2009, 03:14:58 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 04, 2009, 02:30:07 PM

I'd be shocked if Tiger has been using any drugs except maybe painkillers, and probably HGH.

The horse is out of the barn and there are other shoes to drop. The tabloids will pay big bucks for dirt. It looks like he is a party child and drugs flow freely at quite a few of the ritzy private ones.

USA4ME · « **Reply #142 on:** December 06, 2009, 12:16:44 PM »

Quote from: Lacarnut on December 04, 2009, 03:14:58 PM

The horse is out of the barn and there are other shoes to drop. The tabloids will pay big bucks for dirt. It looks like he is a party child and drugs flow freely at quite a few of the ritzy private ones.

My wife told me this morning that so far a total of 6 women had come out claiming to have had a relationship with Tiger. A dozen more and he'll have his own golf course.

.

Chris · « **Reply #143 on:** December 06, 2009, 12:27:18 PM »

Great... its the Sisterhood of the Traveling Penis.

You know they're going to get together and compare notes at some point.

Daisy · « **Reply #144 on:** December 06, 2009, 02:41:37 PM »

Quote from: Chris on December 06, 2009, 12:27:18 PM

Great... its the Sisterhood of the Traveling Penis.

You know they're going to get together and compare notes at some point.

And write a best seller.....Stupid crouching Tiger...

Mike220 · « **Reply #145 on:** December 06, 2009, 10:23:25 PM »

That didn't take too long.

Outrun Elin!

NHSparky · « **Reply #146 on:** December 06, 2009, 10:27:40 PM »

And in other news, Tiger just filed for a name change....

....to CHEETAH!!!!

Lacarnut · « **Reply #147 on:** December 07, 2009, 12:55:05 AM »

Quote from: Mike220 on December 06, 2009, 10:23:25 PM

That didn't take too long.

Outrun Elin!

H5

bkg · « **Reply #148 on:** December 07, 2009, 09:36:23 AM »

Chris Baker talked about this on KTLK this morning (might be on their website ktlkfm.com). Even wrote a song parity to Mothely Crue's "Girls Girls Girls." According to KTLK, the count is up to 6 girls... and they are taking bets on if it will hit 12 or not.

Mike220 · « **Reply #149 on:** December 08, 2009, 07:36:09 PM »

Granted, I think she used a wedge on Tigger, but still.

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Author Topic: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident (Read 20198 times)