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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #150 on: December 08, 2009, 07:40:42 PM »
Chris Baker talked about this on KTLK this morning (might be on their website ktlkfm.com). Even wrote a song parity to Mothely Crue's "Girls Girls Girls." According to KTLK, the count is up to 6 girls... and they are taking bets on if it will hit 12 or not.


The sports talk channel (WWLS) I listen to has an over/under going on 14 women (instead of 14 major tournament wins).  :-)
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #151 on: December 08, 2009, 09:57:36 PM »
Granted, I think she used a wedge on Tigger, but still.



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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #152 on: December 08, 2009, 10:19:15 PM »
One of his sponsors (Gatoraid) has pulled the plug and all of his ads have been pulled. Only time will tell if  sponsors ditch or keep him.

When Tiger plays in his first tourney, it would not surprise me if there was an incident. 99.9% of golf fans will behave themselves. However, all it takes is some hot head who has had a few beers to sling out an insult. There is always some fool who is looking for their 5 min. of fame. How he handles it will be interesting to watch.

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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #153 on: December 08, 2009, 10:44:18 PM »
Trojan and K-Y are looking to sign him,,,,,, :naughty:

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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #154 on: December 09, 2009, 08:43:07 AM »
Last night news was saying wifey bought a large home in Sweden - me thinks it might be -- Bye Bye Tiger.

Now this AM looks like number 10 or 11 is coming forward and supposedly she has nude photos of him, for proof.  Thinking if true - indorsements are gone.
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #155 on: December 09, 2009, 02:29:29 PM »
Supposedly, they're both going to Sweden . . .

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Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren Mulling Leaving the Country

By Hollie McKay - FOXNews.com

Nordegren’s family is hoping the high-profile couple will somehow work through the scandal.


Tiger Woods and his wife Elin Nordegren have avoided contact with the public by hiding out in their family home in a Florida gated community since news of Woods' alleged affairs broke two weeks ago.

Now a source close to Nordegren's family tells Pop Tarts that the two are considering putting even more distance between themselves and Tiger's cheating scandal.

The insider says the couple is planning to leave the country “very soon.”

“Elin and Tiger are planning to temporarily move closer to Sweden, possibly to a private island, to get away from it all,” the insider said.

SLIDESHOW: Tiger Woods' alleged other women now include two porn stars.

The news comes after Elin’s mother Barbro Holmberg, visiting from Sweden to assist her daughter during this trying time, was rushed to Florida’s Health Central hospital Tuesday morning after suffering stomach pains. She was released later in the day and reportedly returned to her daughter's house.

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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #156 on: December 09, 2009, 03:16:48 PM »
Yea... there there won't be any temptation in Sweden. :sarcasm:

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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #157 on: December 09, 2009, 03:23:02 PM »
They are gonna be on an ISLAND.
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #158 on: December 09, 2009, 03:31:21 PM »
They are gonna be on an ISLAND.

Kinda gives whole new meaning to "water hazard", now doesn't it?  Wonder who's planning to 'Kopechne' whom?
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #159 on: December 09, 2009, 10:00:55 PM »
Last I saw it was up to 11 different women.  If anyone was wondering why Tiger wasn't dominating the PGA the last few years, wonder no longer.  Guy was worn-out tired.

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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #160 on: December 09, 2009, 10:02:23 PM »
Kinda gives whole new meaning to "water hazard", now doesn't it?  Wonder who's planning to 'Kopechne' whom?


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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #161 on: December 09, 2009, 10:04:48 PM »
They are gonna be on an ISLAND.
Well, yeah, but Australia is an island.

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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #162 on: December 10, 2009, 08:06:00 AM »
Well, yeah, but Australia is an island.

Well, there is that.  Really, I don't get it.  He is such a goober.  Why would you mess around on someone that looks like her? 
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #163 on: December 10, 2009, 03:08:28 PM »
It's the sack time enthuseasm that counts as much as the looks. All we know for sure is that they screwed, twice.

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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #164 on: December 10, 2009, 06:01:33 PM »
Fellow PGA pros speak out on Tiger Woods: 'A phony and a fake'

This is how bad it's getting for Tiger Woods: even his fellow pros are now starting to speak out against him.

First it was Jesper Parnevik expressing his frustration and disappointment, saying he "probably thought [Woods] was a better guy than he is."  But Parnevik's outrage is understandable, given that he was the one who initially introduced Elin Nordegren to Tiger Woods.

Now, however, two players with no apparent direct connection to the scandal are taking their shots at Tiger. Ben Crane, an eight-year pro with two wins on the PGA Tour, and Charles Warren, a six-year veteran of the PGA Tour, each sharply criticized Woods, on the record, in the current issue of Life & Style magazine. (Visor tip: Sports By Brooks)

"This is no surprise to anyone who knows Tiger," said Crane, pictured above. "He's a phony and a fake and he can't retain that squeaky-clean endorsement deal any longer."

Crane also hinted that Elin Woods could have known all about Woods' alleged extramarital activities. "She's no fool," he said, and speculated that she possibly "turned a blind eye because of the money and the kids and the lifestyle he provides."

Warren also had a bit of advice for Elin, with uncompromising words for Woods. "She was very young when Jesper introduced them," Warren said. "She had stars in her eyes and maybe dollar signs too. But no, she should not stay with him. What kind of message would that send to her sister and mother and all the women out there? That your husband can be a bastard but as long as he makes the deal worthwhile, you'll stay?"

Today's PGA pros owe at least a quarter of everything they've earned to Tiger, who raised the game's prominence and, in turn, their paychecks. But Crane's comments indicate that Tiger's alleged proclivities were an open secret among Tour players.

Crane and Warren will no doubt catch grief for their comments, but what's the bigger transgression (to coin a phrase) -- speaking out against the PGA's golden goose, or keeping a secret to preserve your own good fortune?

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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #165 on: December 10, 2009, 07:48:18 PM »
Last night news was saying wifey bought a large home in Sweden - me thinks it might be -- Bye Bye Tiger.


I heard that too, but, they said they were Both going there to get away from the press and the scandal for awhile.

Personally, she has the money, she should bolt, before he gives her an STD or even worse, HIV.

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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #166 on: December 10, 2009, 07:52:08 PM »
Is golf big in Sweden?  I suppose he has enough cash to set up his own course, but it sure is cold over there.

I had an economics adjunct who's parents lived in Norway.  From the stories she told, the minimum-wage there is about $15 an hour, but everything costs an arm and a leg because of it.  A 16-pound Thanksgiving turkey would probably run you about $100.
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #167 on: December 10, 2009, 08:04:48 PM »
Well, the libtards wants us to emulate SVEEden...

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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #168 on: December 10, 2009, 09:45:24 PM »
I've been to Sweden several times on business and for pleasure and I can tell you with complete conviction that it's expensive as hell. Go to a club and order yourself a beer.

Not only does the beer taste like water, but it'll set you back about $6. (Price is from the 80's, so God only knows what it goes for now.)
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #169 on: December 11, 2009, 01:24:52 PM »

I don't listen to Rush often, but caught him today.

He asked a great question (paraphrased):

What is worse? Woods spending his private money to buy sex... or Baucus, a Democrat Senator, spending tax payer money to buy sex?




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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #170 on: December 11, 2009, 02:12:59 PM »
Heard earlier on tv that people are worried Tiger will commit suicide...

Also, he has not been out of his house since he got home from the hospital.

Gee. bet he's going through withdrawal not getting any strange for this long.... ::)
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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #171 on: December 11, 2009, 02:19:05 PM »
Say.......didn't Pelosi "drain the swamp"? Isn't this "The most ethical Congress in history"? This can't be right, Max can't possibly be gouging the public coffers to pay his personal hooker, can he, Nancy?

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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #172 on: December 11, 2009, 02:31:41 PM »
Just heard that wife gave him ultimatum: give up golf or else. Whay can't his family travel with him in private plane???

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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #173 on: December 11, 2009, 02:38:16 PM »
Just heard that wife gave him ultimatum: give up golf or else. Whay can't his family travel with him in private plane???

Perhaps because his bimbo entourage is taking up all the seats?

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Re: Tiger Woods taken to hospital in 'serious' condition after car accident
« Reply #174 on: December 11, 2009, 02:43:15 PM »
Just heard that wife gave him ultimatum: give up golf or else. Whay can't his family travel with him in private plane???

Link?

Why would Elin, who by all accounts is quite comfortable in having a super-rich lifestyle (as evidenced by her reported actions in revising the pre-nup and getting herself and the kids set up for life, irrespective of what happens to Tiger "Woodie" Woods), kill the golden goose by putting out such an ultimatum?

"Woodie's" endorsements are failing faster than Senator Reid's policies, he didn't even attend his own charity golf event a weekend or so ago, he reportedly bought a big-assed house on an island somewhere (Sweden?), and he's holed up like a hermit.

Lots of money going out, very little coming in.

Shades of Jacko if this keeps up...
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