The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Schadenfreude on July 26, 2013, 05:08:34 PM
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Stay tuned. I can't wait until she sees this. :lmao:
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:hyper:
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I thought it was pretty good for my second driveby, we'll see what happens with this. :-)
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#1. Dress BEG up like a cop and plead for mercy. :p
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#1. Dress BEG up like a cop and plead for mercy. :p
I've got the uniform and handcuffs...
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It starts out kinda lame, it'll get better from here. :lmao:
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I've got the uniform and handcuffs...
It's not your McDonald's uniform, oh nevermind I saw something on facebook the other day regarding that. :p
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(http://i40.tinypic.com/wak51i.png)
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It's almost as if the "Sex and Booze" crowd is back for a drunken evening!
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I come here for anonymous self-gratification, you should know that Splash!
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#2: Involves one barnyard animal, midgets with love beads, and Abba.
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#2: Involves one barnyard animal video camera, Korean midget stripper twins with love beads, and Abba.
just a suggestion...
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just a suggestion...
Excellent dutch! What I lack in imagination, I make up in skills. :naughty:
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ABBA? Seriously?
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ABBA? Seriously?
Flocks of Seagulls? Thomson Twins? Name your poison girl!
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For Tots. :blowkiss:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM
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My next bumper sticker. :rofl:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/552601_643747845636934_619881204_n.jpg)
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#2: Involves one barnyard animal, midgets with love beads, and Abba.
I'll bring the ABBA tunez...... :p
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I'll bring the ABBA tunez...... :p
Chika dee dah tell me the truth. :cheersmate:
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"There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Fernando....
:rocker:
http://youtu.be/jHYn7LHV7fg
Call me... Fernando
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Komrades, there was a time when I was unstoppable here. Now it appears I am not only unstoppable but regrettably very forgettable. Don't make Schadie cry. :gay:
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"There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Fernando....
:rocker:
http://youtu.be/jHYn7LHV7fg
Call me... Fernando
Becuz Carlos Danger was already taken? :lmao:
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Komrades, there was a time when I was unstoppable here. Now it appears I am not only unstoppable but regrettably very forgettable. Don't make Schadie cry. :gay:
YOU? Forgettable?? :bs:
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Becuz Carlos Danger was already taken? :lmao:
O-)
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Splash... who could forget this awesome cover of Abba?
[youtube=425,350]eidyrlSdKcE[/youtube]
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For Tots. :blowkiss:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM
Suppose I asked for that. :rofl:
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Splash... who could forget this awesome cover of Abba?
[youtube=425,350]eidyrlSdKcE[/youtube]
I have always loved this!!!!
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YOU? Forgettable?? :bs:
You always say the right things chikadeedah.
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Suppose I asked for that. :rofl:
You not only asked for that, you earned that Tots.
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ABBA? Seriously?
There's nothing wrong with ABBA that a menage a trois can't fix. :naughty:
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Splash... who could forget this awesome cover of Abba?
[youtube=425,350]eidyrlSdKcE[/youtube]
WTF was THAT??? You........ you........... ABBA Hater!! :tongue:
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(http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l559/gilhowell/426907_367715636584851_369250212_n.jpg)
Because this thread is going to rapidly go downhill, run off the road, through a fence, over some sheep, hit a tree, and explode, killing everyone... I needed to repost this picture.
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Komrades, there was a time when I was unstoppable here. Now it appears I am not only unstoppable but regrettably very forgettable. Don't make Schadie cry. :gay:
I won't go toe-to-toe with you.
Have the tears started yet? O-)
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WTF was THAT??? You........ you........... ABBA Hater!! :tongue:
Wha? They capture the essence, the je ne sais quoi (I don't know what) of Abba.
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There's nothing wrong with ABBA that a menage a trois can't fix. :naughty:
Look at Eupher!
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(http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l559/gilhowell/426907_367715636584851_369250212_n.jpg)
Because this thread is going to rapidly go downhill, run off the road, through a fence, over some sheep, hit a tree, and explode, killing everyone... I needed to repost this picture.
Nice ***** Dutch! :lmao:
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Wha? They capture the essence, the je ne sais quoi (I don't know what) of Abba.
I have some "je ne sais quoi" for you......... :-)
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I won't go toe-to-toe with you.
Have the tears started yet? O-)
Been crying since 11/6 :-)
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I have some "je ne sais quoi" for you......... :-)
All we are missing is weiner pics...
(http://images.wisegeek.com/hot-dogs-isolated-on-white.jpg)
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Wha? They capture the essence, the je ne sais quoi (I don't know what) of Abba.
What they captured - rather poorly, I might add -- is the whole Sweden thing. Snow, mink coats, blondes, girlie-men.
Besides, who the hell sets up an electric piano in the middle of a friggin' meadow?
I like ABBA, but that video was lame -- as it was supposed to be.
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I have some "je ne sais quoi" for you......... :-)
Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale!!!!!
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Been crying since 11/6 :-)
Don't tell me -- that's the day that Anthony Weiner resigned, right?
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What they captured - rather poorly, I might add -- is the whole Sweden thing. Snow, mink coats, blondes, girlie-men.
Besides, who the hell sets up an electric piano in the middle of a friggin' meadow?
I like ABBA, but that video was lame -- as it was supposed to be.
Piffle!
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Splash... who could forget this awesome cover of Abba?
[youtube=425,350]eidyrlSdKcE[/youtube]
:lol:
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Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale!!!!!
Jesus, better shoot that thing to let the air out. Forget the fish.
Speaking of fish......how's it going with BEG? :-*
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All we are missing is weiner pics...
(http://images.wisegeek.com/hot-dogs-isolated-on-white.jpg)
What a glourious pile of meat!
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What a glourious pile of meat!
Ich habe den süßen Senf. Er gehört dazu.
To that "glorious pile of meat" I simply said, "I've got the sweet mustard. The sweet mustard goes with the wurst."
And that is a true statement. Sweet mustard is typically served with the Bavarian "weisswurst."
It's disgusting, but there you have it.
Now I've got to go throw up. I once ate Weisswurst mit süßen Senf twice a day for a week on Reforger gigs.
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Ich habe den süßen Senf. Er gehört dazu.
Not sure that my translation is accurate. :naughty:
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Ich habe den süßen Senf. Er gehört dazu.
Nicht sind Sie, Allen süß?
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:lol:
I thought you would enjoy that.
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Ahhh. Nothing screams sex appeal like that beautiful German language...
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Not sure that my translation is accurate. :naughty:
He said that he has the mustard those belong with...
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He said that he has the mustard those belong with...
Oh good, because I have the buns!
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Oh good, because I have the buns!
Why, YES, you DO!! :o
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Jesus, better shoot that thing to let the air out. Forget the fish.
Speaking of fish......how's it going with BEG? :-*
Oh dear, you will need my protection when BEG sees this. She has not arrived yet, though I am sure she has come.
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Why, YES, you DO!! :o
Just a momentary lapse of self-flattery. My buns are more like flatbread these days. :lmao:
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Oh dear, you will need my protection when BEG sees this. She has not arrived yet, though I am sure she has come.
I would of thought she would of came by now.
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Just a momentary lapse of self-flattery. My buns are more like flatbread these days. :lmao:
:bs:
Regardless, you have enough "Up FRONT" to make up for that..... :o :naughty: :p
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#2: Involves one barnyard animal, midgets with love beads, and Abba.
Ummmm, I'm here with someone who knows you Kathy. He only prefers the barnyard animals and love beads.
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Ummmm, I'm here with someone who knows you Kathy. He only prefers the barnyard animals and love beads.
Man, I read through this whole thread waiting for that? :yawn:
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:popcorn:
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Ummmm, I'm here with someone who knows you Kathy. He only prefers the barnyard animals and love beads.
Sounds more like a 4H project then a sleep over. :-)
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Sounds more like a 4H project then a sleep over. :-)
Bingo. I'd rather have the sweet mustard than a Vietnamese potbellied pig snoring next to me.
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Bingo. I'd rather have the sweet mustard than a Vietnamese potbellied pig snoring next to me.
:lmao:
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:lmao:
omygawd... I really hate my job at times.... where was I funny boy?
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:popcorn:
Nom nom nom!!!!! :-*
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Nom nom nom!!!!! :-*
munch, munch munch
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Ummmm, I'm here with someone who knows you Kathy. He only prefers the barnyard animals and love beads.
I almost lost you in this spamfest. Say howdy to Mr. Ed for me. Have fun at the concert. :-*
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munch, munch munch
snarf snarf *burp*
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:hot:
And the thread title was so promising........
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:hot:
And the thread title was so promising........
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Hey now, the night is young and I'm just getting warmed up. Schade's threads are a journey, not a destination. :-)
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Hey now, the night is young and I'm just getting warmed up. Schade's threads are a journey, not a destination. :-)
Unfortunately, I have to be up in 6 hours or so for work. It's my bedtime and I'll miss all the fun. :rant:
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omygawd... I really hate my job at times.... where was I funny boy?
You still have 48 Schades left.
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Unfortunately, I have to be up in 6 hours or so for work. It's my bedtime and I'll miss all the fun. :rant:
Yeah, I'm up at 0100 - driving to KC to make an 0600 flight to Portland, OR -- right in the middle of Moonbat Central. Wish me luck, folks. I'm goin' in.
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Yeah, I'm up at 0100 - driving to KC to make an 0600 flight to Portland, OR -- right in the middle of Moonbat Central. Wish me luck, folks. I'm goin' in.
Who said , "lick her nipples"?
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Who said , "lick her nipples"?
No, lick her nipples is on first, right? Ok, I am feeling Randy tongiht. No, not Randy the member. I mean not that Randy isn't cute, but, I do respect that he is married. Anyway.... where was I? Oh yes, you're waiting for #3 of 50 Schades.
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YES, we are!! :stoner:
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or maybe I'll just have to "bogart" the next 47 Schades..... O-)
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This thread is missing something...
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This thread is missing something...
cowbell?
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I was hoping this thread was moved to the short bus a lot sooner than this.... I feel so out in the open, so vulnerable, so exposed.
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You're out of practice.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHQdpnYFl7k[/youtube]
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You're out of practice.
This was a test to see if I was going to push that envelope and I didn't and now we have another spammy thread in the lounge. :-)
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This was a test to see if I was going to push that envelope and I didn't and now we have another spammy thread in the lounge. :-)
Quit saying Spam.......I'm getting hungry.
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Well, it doesn't look like I missed anything by going to sleep last night. :yawn:
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Nom nom nom!!!!! :-*
Oui, oui, oui! (Or wee, wee, wee!!!!!!!) :lol: :-*
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Well, it doesn't look like I missed anything by going to sleep last night. :yawn:
I know I know, I am sorry to disappoint, I'll do better next time.
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This thread is missing something...
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c226/bfam1/MoreCowbell.jpg) (http://s28.photobucket.com/user/bfam1/media/MoreCowbell.jpg.html)
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Ahhh. Nothing screams sex appeal like that beautiful German language...
Perhaps one should say,
Fich me! Du miserabler horenzohn.
Does that make it more sexy? :-)
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What a glourious pile of meat!
With or without mayo?
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Here ya go! :lmao:
[youtube=425,350]gjwofYhUJEM[/youtube]
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Maybe Schade's night was one for the record books, but she's just being humble.
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Maybe Schade's night was one for the record books, but she's just being humble.
It would be a first, if this were true. :devious:
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The ever humble and obsequious Schade has returned. :naughty:
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Just my luck. I got home from work 45 minutes ago and have to be up in 4 1/5 hours for work, so I'm going to miss tonight, too.
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Sigh, everyone head to bed? The wines not even finished!
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Just my luck. I got home from work 45 minutes ago and have to be up in 4 1/5 hours for work, so I'm going to miss tonight, too.
Sigh, everyone head to bed? The wines not even finished!
Blast it! My timing is terrible it seems.
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Blast it! My timing is terrible it seems.
Well, I did make it out to KC after having gotten up at 0100, but there was no nipple licking.
I promise.
And tomorrow morning, it's up at 0300 for an 0525 flight back home. Except I have to deal with a blown hub bearing.
Now, put THAT one in your box of wine..... :evillaugh:
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Well, I did make it out to KC after having gotten up at 0100, but there was no nipple licking.
I promise.
And tomorrow morning, it's up at 0300 for an 0525 flight back home. Except I have to deal with a blown hub bearing.
Now, put THAT one in your box of wine..... :evillaugh:
You exhaust me! Get some sleep, you will need some energy to go toe to toe with me!
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You exhaust me! Get some sleep, you will need some energy to go toe to toe with me!
My toes tend to curl when I sleep, then the charley horses begin their stampede.
It gets ugly.
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My toes tend to curl when I sleep, then the charley horses begin their stampede.
It gets ugly.
Have you tried the bar of soap under the sheets down by you legs trick ?
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Have you tried the bar of soap under the sheets down by you legs trick ?
Nope - first I've heard of that one. What's the soap supposed to do? Serve as a saddle for my charley horse?
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Nope - first I've heard of that one. What's the soap supposed to do? Serve as a saddle for my charley horse?
Some old wives tale. My wife has the same condition, and uses the technique and claims it works. I know it's anecdotal, but it couldn't hurt, and might at the very least have some placebo effect.
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Some old wives tale. My wife has the same condition, and uses the technique and claims it works. I know it's anecdotal, but it couldn't hurt, and might at the very least have some placebo effect.
I will keep that in mind, but as you know, about 99.9% of the stuff uttered in a Schade thread is complete or semi-complete :bs:
I sometimes have a real problem with charley horses, but it's relatively rare. It ain't Schade's fault, though. That much is the truth. :tongue:
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Here ya go! :lmao:
[youtube=425,350]gjwofYhUJEM[/youtube]
:rotf:
Jennifer forgot to tell this guy about literal translations not quite working out.
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I sometimes have a real problem with charley horses,
The past 3 nights I ended up hopping around the house with charley horses.
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The past 3 nights I ended up hopping around the house with charley horses.
Ouch.
I get them once in a while. It's never fun. Hopefully you get a break from them soon.
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<<<<Whew!>>>> Not a problem last night!!
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<<<<Whew!>>>> Not a problem last night!!
Your charley horses wound up in my basement sewer line, which did a marvelous job of clogging it up. Five hours of work later, I'm ready for a shower. Plumber bill shouldn't be too bad - $120 or so. :argh:
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My dad took quinine for night leg cramps. Don't know how safe that is though. I get them occasionally, but I use a heating pad for them, which makes the muscles relax.
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This is what I do for leg and foot cramps: Those hurdle stretches. Sit on the floor and stretch the affected leg out. Hold the ball of the foot in your hand and pull your foot back. Works like a charm for me.
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Only you guys could take a thread with "Shade, BEG, sleepover, way with" and turn it into a Geritol ad.
:hammer:
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Your charley horses wound up in my basement sewer line, which did a marvelous job of clogging it up. Five hours of work later, I'm ready for a shower. Plumber bill shouldn't be too bad - $120 or so. :argh:
Flushing tampons can expensive. :-)
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Sewage problems are always a pain and usually expensive. About 7 years ago, my septic field failed. I had to put in a new system for ~$11K.
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This thread ended up pretty crap. ::)
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This thread ended up pretty crap. ::)
I blame Schade and BEg for abandoning this poor thread.
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This thread ended up pretty crap. ::)
Let's call in a code blue on it ! Maybe it can be resurrected. We'll rename it "FrankenSchade", but pronounce it like Gene Wilder does !
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BEG was playing hard to get and blowing off Schade. so disappointing. :fuelfire:
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BEG was playing hard to get and blowing off Schade. so disappointing. :fuelfire:
Maybe not. Neither one has been back here or on Facebook lately. :naughty:
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I haven't seen BEG on FB lately either. Intriguing. :drool:
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I bet it involves them, Baby oil and Twister.
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Only you guys could take a thread with "Shade, BEG, sleepover, way with" and turn it into a Geritol ad.
:hammer:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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I bet it involves them, Baby oil and Twister.
Oh my...I'm going to sleep well tonight. :naughty:
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No way can this thread limp into a 10th page.
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No way can this thread limp into a 10th page.
Was that the sound of the gauntlet being thrown down?????
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Was that the sound of the gauntlet being thrown down?????
Yes. I believe it was. :popcorn:
My page settings are different. I'm only on page 5... y'all better get busy.
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Was that the sound of the gauntlet being thrown down?????
Well done my online buddy !
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No way can this thread limp into a 10th page.
Not without nipples being licked. Damn it! Get licking people!!!!
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Not without nipples being licked. Damn it! Get licking people!!!!
So close, so close. The limp is more pronounced.
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So close, so close. The limp is more pronounced.
I refuse to give up. CARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS DAN-GA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I refuse to give up. CARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS DAN-GA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that a Winston Churchill quote ? No, the second part ?
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Well done my online buddy !
BOOM! :-)
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I see that y'all are trying to keep getting some mileage out of this thread. Yes, Schadie & BEG have been conspicuously absent. Hmmm, wonder what they're up to? :naughty:
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I see that y'all are trying to keep getting some mileage out of this thread. Yes, Schadie & BEG have been conspicuously absent. Hmmm, wonder what they're up to? :naughty:
It better be nipple licking, or there'll be Hell to pay...
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I see that y'all are trying to keep getting some mileage out of this thread. Yes, Schadie & BEG have been conspicuously absent. Hmmm, wonder what they're up to? :naughty:
The wheels are coming off this bring out your dead wagon. It won't be much longer.
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I see that y'all are trying to keep getting some mileage out of this thread. Yes, Schadie & BEG have been conspicuously absent. Hmmm, wonder what they're up to? :naughty:
Probably more than we are.
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I got my girlfriend a pair of panties that say "This is why I get what I want." across the ass.
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I got my girlfriend a pair of panties that say "This is why I get what I want." across the ass.
Dude! You made it to the 10th page! Rockstar!!!!!!!!! HI5! :rocker2:
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I got my girlfriend a pair of panties that say "This is why I get what I want." across the ass.
Rats ! It made it 10 pages.
Double rats !!
Iassa beat my post by 1 second...grrrr!!!
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Rats ! It made it 10 pages.
Double rats !!
Iassa beat my post by 1 second...grrrr!!!
Thank you. Thank you.
Now.... weiner pics...
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Thank you. Thank you.
Now.... weiner pics...
Now that's some heavy lifting. You might have bitten off more than you can chew. That rocket will never liftoff never mind making it to the rarified air of 10 pages !
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If BEG comes back, she can post a picture of me in my MILF panties. :panic:
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If BEG comes back, she can post a picture of me in my MILF panties. :panic:
I'm here and up all night now. :naughty:
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I'm here and up all night now. :naughty:
You post your panties first. :naughty:
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If BEG comes back, she can post a picture of me in my MILF panties. :panic:
Hmmm, not so long ago 10 pages looked improbable. Now 20 might be the number.
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Thank you. Thank you.
Now.... weiner pics...
Pass. TYVM!
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You post your panties first. :naughty:
A long time ago my wife took a pick of me mooning her. That photo is somewhere.
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A long time ago my wife took a pick of me mooning her. That photo is somewhere.
Phew! Bedtime for Tots! :wink:
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Phew! Bedtime for Tots! :wink:
Because of you, and others to be named later, this has been my best and most enjoyable day on CC so far !
It's like I'm having fun fun fun...
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4FOiVM4bQc[/youtube]
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Milf panties?
Nipple licking?
I call :bs: because this entire damned thread ain't made it over to the :shortbus: yet.
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Phew! Bedtime for Tots! :wink:
:mad:
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If BEG comes back, she can post a picture of me in my MILF panties. :panic:
We'll be waiting!! (at least some of us)
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We'll be waiting!! (at least some of us)
That's 11. 20 here we come. That's for all you doubters.
This thread going 20 pages is a basic human right !
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That's 11. 20 here we come. That's for all you doubters.
This thread going 20 pages is a basic human right !
You all make me very proud!
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We'll be waiting!! (at least some of us)
It will have to be a retread, my panty posting days are over.
I have moved on to breast pictures. :p
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Thoughts of Schadie in those MILF undies turns me into sump'in like this:
[youtube=425,350]www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPrQOiS_zLQ[/youtube]
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It will have to be a retread, my panty posting days are over.
I have moved on to breast pictures. :p
Those are quite acceptable, too.
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Thoughts of Schadie in those MILF undies turns me into sump'in like this:
[youtube=425,350]GPrQOiS_zLQ[/youtube]
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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It will have to be a retread, my panty posting days are over.
I have moved on to breast pictures. :p
BOOBIEZ!!!! :drool:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
I'll see ya in a couple hours with the peach preserves, Schadie ma'am....
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I'll see ya in a couple hours with the peach preserves, Schadie ma'am....
Love it!
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It will have to be a retread, my panty posting days are over.
I have moved on to breast pictures. :p
Hmmm, I may still have one of those panty pics somewhere...... :-)
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I'll see ya in a couple hours with the peach preserves, Schadie ma'am....
NO!! Peach Cobbler....... ya dolt!!
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NO!! Peach Cobbler....... ya dolt!!
Watch the video, Hammer Man. It will all make sense then, even to you. :fuelfire: :-)
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If BEG comes back, she can post a picture of me in my MILF panties. :panic:
(http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/26900000/Michael-hates-granny-panties-michael-jackson-funny-moments-26901718-832-766.jpg)
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(http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/26900000/Michael-hates-granny-panties-michael-jackson-funny-moments-26901718-832-766.jpg)
I'd prefer to keep my breakfast down, thank you.
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:picsneeded:
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:picsneeded:
Well, start posting 'em then. :cheersmate:
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:bawl: I don't have any
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:bawl: I don't have any
All hat and no cattle, eh?
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All hat and no cattle, eh?
Ok here goes...
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Ok here goes...
Bitchslapped for not putting out a spork alert.
Jeezus Christ, dude, the least you could've done was post a ****in' link to some MIND BLEACH!! :mad:
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This would have been so much better if Beg and Schade had posted pics
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<<<Wineslob posted something I can't see. >>>
Are you mocking me? :bawl:
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This would have been so much better if Beg and Schade had posted pics
We will be back, with new and improved and better pics after she visits me in September. :-)
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All hat and no cattle, eh?
I gotta remember this one...... :lol:
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I'd prefer to keep my breakfast down, thank you.
Whatever that picture was, it wasn't me. :thatsright:
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We will be back, with new and improved and better pics after she visits me in September. :-)
Maybe just one from the vault? You know, for old times' sake????
O-)
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Maybe just one from the vault? You know, for old times' sake????
O-)
I think I may have destroyed all of them when I was turning over a new leaf. Yes, that's it. It was back when I was considering a run for NYC mayor, I had to destroy all evidence of me in my panties, let's just say it was my personal "weiner" dilemma.... a bit like putting toothpaste into the toob it seems. :naughty:
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I think I may have destroyed all of them when I was turning over a new leaf. Yes, that's it. It was back when I was considering a run for NYC mayor, I had to destroy all evidence of me in my panties, let's just say it was my personal "weiner" dilemma.... a bit like putting toothpaste into the toob it seems. :naughty:
Carlita Danger!
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Carlita Danger!
:lmao: :lmao:
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I think I may have destroyed all of them when I was turning over a new leaf. Yes, that's it. It was back when I was considering a run for NYC mayor, I had to destroy all evidence of me in my panties, let's just say it was my personal "weiner" dilemma.... a bit like putting toothpaste into the toob it seems. :naughty:
Let me check through my old computers, I might some of them somewhere. :whistling:
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:lmao: :lmao:
Oh that's funny! Hi jty!!!
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Oh that's funny! Hi jty!!!
I'm a hater is why...no fair and all that :-)
Hi Schaders... :-*
Ooh, I have questions for you on fbook(autistic/puberty stuff :p)
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Let me check through my old computers, I might some of them somewhere. :whistling:
Here they are:
(http://www.maximumpc.com/files/u69/IBM_Punch_Card.png)
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Here they are:
(http://www.maximumpc.com/files/u69/IBM_Punch_Card.png)
Nope, I'm sure I transferred them to floppy disks.
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Here they are:
(http://www.maximumpc.com/files/u69/IBM_Punch_Card.png)
Hey my man! How the hell are you? Yes I remember those thing-a-ma-bobbers very well!
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Nope, I'm sure I transferred them to floppy disks.
Well that's disappointing. :thatsright:
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I'm a hater is why...no fair and all that :-)
Hi Schaders... :-*
Ooh, I have questions for you on fbook(autistic/puberty stuff :p)
Bring it girl! I am no expert, but I have been to hell and back. :-*
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o rly?
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o rly?
yes rly
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But it wasn't.
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But it wasn't.
who you talking to? :p
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So is tonight the night? Toothpaste toobs and floppy disks?
(I'm asking for a friend.)
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what was supposed to be there?
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So is tonight the night? Toothpaste toobs and floppy disks?
(I'm asking for a friend.)
I am getting a complex, stop saying floppy.
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I am getting a complex, stop saying floppy.
Will there be a display of firmware?
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OMG, 14 ! 20 is right around the corner.
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OMG, 14 ! 20 is right around the corner.
OZ... page count measures the chat factor of a thread, view count measures the interest factor. I have had some posts that were a couple pages long with thousands of views. I know, strange but true. :popcorn:
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OZ... page count measures the chat factor of a thread, view count measures the interest factor. I have had some posts that were a couple pages long with thousands of views. I know, strange but true. :popcorn:
So, it's like the difference between width and length, yes? O-)
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So, it's like the difference between width and length, yes? O-)
Yesh!!!!! I am all about the girth, baby. Yeah!!!!
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strange but true.
Pretty much sums up so many of our lives, eh? ;)
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Don't go gettin' all military tech manual on us...... :hammer:
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Yesh!!!!! I am all about the girth, baby. Yeah!!!!
:naughty: O-)
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Yesh!!!!! I am all about the girth, baby. Yeah!!!!
I'm King of The Road. :whistling:
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Yesh!!!!! I am all about the girth, baby. Yeah!!!!
(http://content9.flixster.com/question/65/36/16/6536167_std.jpg)
Yeah, man!
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Don't go gettin' all military tech manual on us...... :hammer:
Don't click me (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,89364.0/msg,1112450.html) :popcorn:
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I'm King of The Road. :whistling:
Says the man with the floppy. :whatever:
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Yeah, man!
Sha-Wing!
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Says the man with the floppy. :whatever:
Think about the lyrics to that old Roger Miller song and what he sang old stogies. :rotf:
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It's my bedtime. Schadie, come tuck me in!! We can discuss "girth".... :hyper: :-)
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Theres nothing the Sex and Booze gang won't do or talk about. Well ok there was that one time, a long time ago in Reno.........
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Don't click me (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,89364.0/msg,1112450.html) :popcorn:
Obey This Sign !!! -Happy Fun Ball-
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Think about the lyrics to that old Roger Miller song and what he sang old stogies. :rotf:
Third boxcar midnight train
Destination Bangor Maine
Old worn out suit and shoes
I don't pay no union dues
I smoke, Old stogies I have found
Short, but not too big around...
I'm a man of means by no means
I'm king of the road
I love that song.
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Theres nothing the Sex and Booze gang won't do or talk about. Well ok there was that one time, a long time ago in Reno.........
I'm glad that it wasn't in Band Camp. :-)
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(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/5615/o45c.jpg)
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It's my bedtime. Schadie, come tuck me in!! We can discuss "girth".... :hyper: :-)
Are you going to bed or are you pokin out? :-)
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(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/5615/o45c.jpg)
Good to see you Mr Mannn, hope life has been treating you well! :cheersmate:
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Just remember:
"Girth" rhymes with "birth."
"Floppy" rhymes with "sloppy."
And "stogie" rhymes with "fogie."
Starting to see a pattern here...
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Schade I think you should write your own series of novels. They would be best sellers.
Will you be having sausage for breakfast?
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Schade I think you should write your own series of novels. They would be best sellers.
Will you be having sausage for breakfast?
Patty or link?
Now, that's a dumb question.
Link, of course!!!
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Patty or link?
Now, that's a dumb question.
Link, of course!!!
The link might give her a little patty first.
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Theres nothing the Sex and Booze gang won't do or talk about. Well ok there was that one time, a long time ago in Reno.........
Then there was this...
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-capSVz71bNE/UfogQuSkfTI/AAAAAAAAS2E/c1bCifMqxsI/s1600/tumblr_lnxdrrNlDJ1qdgq6go1_500.gif)
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Then there was this...
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-capSVz71bNE/UfogQuSkfTI/AAAAAAAAS2E/c1bCifMqxsI/s1600/tumblr_lnxdrrNlDJ1qdgq6go1_500.gif)
Was that when she had longer hair?
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Schade I think you should write your own series of novels. They would be best sellers.
Will you be having sausage for breakfast?
That's an awesome title for my first novel.
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Then there was this...
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-capSVz71bNE/UfogQuSkfTI/AAAAAAAAS2E/c1bCifMqxsI/s1600/tumblr_lnxdrrNlDJ1qdgq6go1_500.gif)
Ouch, I remember that. :-)
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Don't lube THAT pole...
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Don't lube THAT pole...
:bolt:
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:banghead: oops took that too far...
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What a way to start my day......with my mind in the gutter. :-)
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What a way to start my day......with my mind in the gutter. :-)
That's a good thing, the only place to go is up!
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That's a good thing, the only place to go is up!
But we had heavy rain last night.
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Are you going to bed or are you pokin out? :-)
Well, Schadie, you missed out and I had to go to bed all by myself, so you'll never know what combination there might have been. :(
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbn6o5tiPds[/youtube]
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Well, Schadie, you missed out and I had to go to bed all by myself, so you'll never know what combination there might have been. :(
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbn6o5tiPds[/youtube]
:bawl: #slitting wrists #life not worth living
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Then there was this...
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-capSVz71bNE/UfogQuSkfTI/AAAAAAAAS2E/c1bCifMqxsI/s1600/tumblr_lnxdrrNlDJ1qdgq6go1_500.gif)
"Giving Head"? Ur doing it wrong. :rofl:
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That's an awesome title for my first novel.
:yahoo:
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"Giving Head"? Ur doing it wrong. :rofl:
:rofl:
:50pages:
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"Giving Head"? Ur doing it wrong. :rofl:
at least she didn't hurt her boobiez.
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:couch: so anything going to happen tonight?
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:couch: so anything going to happen tonight?
Are you Paladin? Hathcock will travel?
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Are you Paladin? Hathcock will travel?
I wonder if he even knows who Paladin was.
That's h5 worthy, Schadie. :hi5:
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I wonder if he even knows who Paladin was.
That's h5 worthy, Schadie. :hi5:
I tell ya, I could school hathcock, I could be his Svengali. We could get into mischief of one kind or another.
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I tell ya, I could school hathcock, I could be his Svengali. We could get into mischief of one kind or another.
Yeah, that's the problem. Mischief. Just remember, no good deed goes unpunished.
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Yeah, that's the problem. Mischief. Just remember, no good deed goes unpunished.
He needs an older woman to show him around. :-)
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He needs an older woman to show him around. :-)
Do you qualify? :whistling:
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It's a scary thought when "the older woman" might be collecting Social Security.
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It's a scary thought when "the older woman" might be collecting Social Security.
Not for me it ain't.
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I have gone to the other side of the 1/2 century mark. I think I qualify. I still have a great ass and nice boobs in my own mind. :tongue:
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I have gone to the other side of the 1/2 century mark. I think I qualify. I still have a great ass and nice boobs in my own mind. :tongue:
You have nice boobs in your mind?
Don't they belong on your chest somewhere? :therock:
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You have nice boobs in your mind?
Don't they belong on your chest somewhere? :therock:
Well, yes, they're pretty perky I guess.
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Well, yes, they're pretty perky I guess.
So you've got perky boobs in your mind?
And there's room for brains?
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So you've got perky boobs in your mind?
And there's room for brains?
I don't want to sound pompous and I certainly don't want to sound like a fag (lol - Chris_ will understand), but yes, there is room for brains and perky tits.
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I don't want to sound pompous and I certainly don't want to sound like a fag (lol - Chris_ will understand), but yes, there is room for brains and perky tits.
Chris_ will only understand if he is donning his Vera Wangs. :wink:
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I don't want to sound pompous and I certainly don't want to sound like a fag (lol - Chris_ will understand), but yes, there is room for brains and perky tits.
You don't sound pompous at all -- but you must be a bit of an anomaly. Most women I know of (and know) don't have perky boobs in their heads. Nor do they have voluminous boobs in their heads either. All tits are relegated to the chest.
Have you talked to your doctor about this?
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Chris_ will only understand if he is donning his Vera Wangs. :wink:
Oh, I see, :gay:
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LOL... Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're ****ed up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...
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Are you Paladin? Hathcock will travel?
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Well, yes, they're pretty perky I guess.
Last I saw, they were... :-) O-)
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LOL... Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're ****ed up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...
Hey scro, there's a lot of kick ass people who are tarded. My ex wive, she was tarded, she's a pilot now.
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Last I saw, they were... :-) O-)
Eupher is over analyzing my metaphorical madness. Even I don't understand wtf I am saying. :yahoo:
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Eupher is over analyzing my metaphorical madness. Even I don't understand wtf I am saying. :yahoo:
Eupher over analyzes everything!! :yawn:
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I bet he is analyzing right now. :naughty:
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BEG for mercy... I see her.
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BEG for mercy... I see her.
From now on, I will call the shots and I will dominate you, yes I will. :naughty:
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From now on, I will call the shots and I will dominate you, yes I will. :naughty:
You can come "dominate" me any time...... :naughty: :-)
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I tell ya, I could school hathcock, I could be his Svengali. We could get into mischief of one kind or another.
I'm game if you are Schadie ;-)
When does class start?
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I thought Svengali was a country in Africa. :???:
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I'm game if you are Schadie ;-)
When does class start?
Ooh, I have been at this for a long time. Are you sure you can keep up? :tongue:
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I thought Svengali was a country in Africa. :???:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Ooh, I have been at this for a long time. Are you sure you can keep up? :tongue:
Hathcock doesn't know what he's in for........ :whistling:
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I Will keep up or go down in flames
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I thought Svengali was a country in Africa. :???:
Chris_ you are getting sleepy... very very sleepy
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Chris_ you are getting sleepy... very very sleepy
Hell no, I haven't even had my dinner yet.
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I Will keep up or go down in flames
I suspect you have what it will take. I sense that, I like your username, it says a lot about your mind.
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I suspect you have what it will take. I sense that, I like your username, it says a lot about your mind.
No, he's using it after the famous sniper, Carlos Hathcock I'd wager.......
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Hathcock doesn't know what he's in for........ :whistling:
Hathcock is an awesome name, yes, I took note. :p
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I suspect you have what it will take. I sense that, I like your username, it says a lot about your mind.
why thank you for the vote of confidence...
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BEG's birthday is coming up soon. Have you all made plans?
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No, he's using it after the famous sniper, Carlos Hathcock I'd wager.......
Nay, 'tis not true, this is my rich fantasy.
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Nay, 'tis not true, this is my rich fantasy.
never never let the truth get in the way of a good story...
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BEG's birthday is coming up soon. Have you all made plans?
She is coming up north Labor Day week. We'll take a short road trip to see Ralph Wiggums and SMOKE his ass at trivia night (and beat him at it too!), then come back to the cities to catch Mumford and Sons. Then we'll just hunker down... I mean really hunker down. How's that for plans?
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She is coming up north Labor Day week. We'll take a short road trip to see Ralph Wiggums and SMOKE his ass at trivia night (and beat him at it too!), then come back to the cities to catch Mumford and Sons. Then we'll just hunker down... I mean really hunker down. How's that for plans?
Sounds like a plan.
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never never let the truth get in the way of a good story...
See, I thought you would be the leading man (doh) and I could be the leading lady. Lord Hathcock and Lady Hathsumpn.
Isn't that glorious? yes.it.is.
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This thread stinks without BEG...
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/image_zpsf81e0eb0.jpg) (http://s4.photobucket.com/user/Foam_Kitty/media/image_zpsf81e0eb0.jpg.html)
I took this at the Adam Ant concert in response to a couple of asses on my FB (you mens know who you are) but decided my mom would kick my ass if I posted it.
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See, I thought you would be the leading man (doh) and I could be the leading lady. Lord Hathcock and Lady Hathsumpn.
Isn't that glorious? yes.it.is.
sounds about right
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Is it hot in here or is it BEG? :angryvillagers: :angryvillagers: :angryvillagers: :redbird: :maddernhell: :shame:
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Well there's one leg... it's a start
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Is it hot in here or is it BEG? :angryvillagers: :angryvillagers: :angryvillagers: :redbird: :maddernhell: :shame:
I looked like a juvenile hooker at that concert and you approved.
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(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/lick_zps0bb2a4e6.gif) (http://s237.photobucket.com/user/kayaktn/media/lick_zps0bb2a4e6.gif.html)
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So... Schadie was about to take me to school :yahoo:...
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I looked like a juvenile hooker at that concert and you approved.
Who doesn't approve of juvenile hookers?
</Carlos Danger>
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Chris liked my boots...
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/image_zpsf8fce53c.jpg) (http://s4.photobucket.com/user/Foam_Kitty/media/image_zpsf8fce53c.jpg.html)
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Looks like a sold-out show :yawn:
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Who doesn't approve of juvenile hookers?
</Carlos Danger>
:rotf:
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So... Schadie was about to take me to school :yahoo:...
I'm not going to go back and read this whole thread, was there a fight? :panic:
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Not at all! I was going to be made a man!
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Looks like a sold-out show :yawn:
This was before the first band. Look at the history of Cain's though, pretty interesting: CAIN'S BALLROOM (http://www.cainsballroom.com/)
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Not at all! I was going to be made a man!
What are you now?
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Not at all! I was going to be made a man!
I wonder if it would be a short trip. I kinda think so.
:cheersmate:
Chris_ fix our ****ing quoting mechanism!
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There is always room to learn
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Quit buggin me! I'm busy!
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What are you now?
He hathcock... and that makes me feel tingly inside.
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How old is this man child?
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Quit buggin me! I'm busy!
You bastard!
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How old is this man child?
I hope not as young as James.
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Quit buggin me! I'm busy!
:-)
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I hope not as young as James.
Who is James?
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I fixed your problem, Schadie...... :-)
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I fixed your problem, Schadie...... :-)
Liar.
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How old is this man child?
37 old enough but I can still learn new tricks
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Who is James?
the man child at the glass cactus.
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the man child at the glass cactus.
That sounds like an interesting story.
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37 old enough but I can still learn new tricks
You are about the same age I met Schade for the first time. Look what she turned me into?
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You are about the same age I met Schade for the first time. Look what she turned me into?
oh my. Not gonna go there. :)
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You are about the same age I met Schade for the first time. Look what she turned me into?
I'm not seeing the problem...
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:popcorn:
That sounds like an interesting story.
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the man child at the glass cactus.
OMG, he was my son's age (maybe younger). He tried to stick his tongue down your throat.
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Ohh, so now the post goes & gets deleted...... well....... la de da!! Thanks for nuttin''!! :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
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:rofl: I think I heard this one.
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So Schadie where do you call home?
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I'm not seeing the problem...
Ignore the goofy look on my face. I went to the Adam Ant concert with two friends I went to high school with. Notice how anti-age appropriate I'm dressed? Schade has done this to me...
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/image_zps9755abb6.jpg) (http://s4.photobucket.com/user/Foam_Kitty/media/image_zps9755abb6.jpg.html)
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You should have seen the last Def Leppard concert I went to. Hooker Central.
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You should have seen the last Def Leppard concert I went to. Hooker Central.
I can't dress like a hooker with my bunco group so I get my hooker on when I go out.
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So Schadie where do you call home?
I am in MN. Franken and I go way back. He is such a prick!
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Ignore the goofy look on my face. I went to the Adam Ant concert with two friends I went to high school with. Notice how anti-age appropriate I'm dressed? Schade has done this to me...
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/image_zps9755abb6.jpg) (http://s4.photobucket.com/user/Foam_Kitty/media/image_zps9755abb6.jpg.html)
I got these on another social media site... cute;-)
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I can't dress like a hooker with my bunco group so I get my hooker on when I go out.
My bunco group. :lmao:
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I am in MN. Franken and I go way back. He is such a prick!
Must not be a smart ass... :whistling:
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Ohh, so now the post goes & gets deleted...... well....... la de da!! Thanks for nuttin''!! :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
You should talk to the managerials about the deletages.
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My bunco group. :lmao:
You know you are jealous of my bunco group
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Must not be a smart ass... :whistling:
How about a cute ass?
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Must not be a smart ass... :whistling:
Oh don't hold back sweetheart! :rofl:
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I'm going to bed, all by myself...... :(
Chris, keep an eye on these troublemakers!!
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Never been to mn... It just became a lot more interesting
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I'm going to bed, all by myself...... :(
Chris, keep an eye on these troublemakers!!
yay no song tonight :-)
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I'm going to bed, all by myself...... :(
Chris, keep an eye on these troublemakers!!
Shall I tuck you in? Are you too big for your britches?
Oh *tuck tuck tuck* then.
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Never been to mn... It just became a lot more interesting
No it isn't. :-)
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Never been to mn... It just became a lot more interesting
It's great being the only conservative in a land of liberals. So much schooling, so little time.
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This thread stinks without BEG...
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/image_zpsf81e0eb0.jpg) (http://s4.photobucket.com/user/Foam_Kitty/media/image_zpsf81e0eb0.jpg.html)
I took this at the Adam Ant concert in response to a couple of asses on my FB (you mens know who you are) but decided my mom would kick my ass if I posted it.
Very cute. Well, I have duty at 0600, so nighty night kids.
:-*
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Shall I tuck you in? Are you too big for your britches?
Oh *tuck tuck tuck* then.
You have always been into roll playing...
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It's great being the only conservative in a land of liberals. So much schooling, so little time.
I actually have another conservative friend from there...
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You have always been into roll playing...
mmmm this could get very interesting
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I actually have another conservative friend from there...
Probably related to me. :hyper:
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Probably related to me. :hyper:
:rotf:
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Probably related to me. :hyper:
related to any trapmans
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I must be in the wrong thread. I was promised sexy, and I got a toilet with a leg.
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:rofl: Better luck next time.
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I must be in the wrong thread. I was promised sexy, and I got a toilet with a leg.
yes it's still rated G but I'm optimistic
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:whatever: of course I could be wrong...
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I guess all I have is this in my files.
(http://imageshack.us/a/img194/8435/tpde.jpg)
if you turn it around, it might look like a butt. :-)
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I guess all I have is this in my files.
(http://imageshack.us/a/img194/8435/tpde.jpg)
if you turn it around, it might look like a butt. :-)
ok I'm awake now...
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That's a new one.
The East German judge awards a 9.0
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That's a new one.
The East German judge awards a 9.0
judge USA awards 9.5... I'm easy
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My other pics are respectable....
(http://imageshack.us/a/img12/5281/taxtea007.jpg)
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Who said anything about being respectable?
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Who said anything about being respectable?
I know, how droll. :naughty:
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I'm actually gonna be in Begs neck of the woods Thursday.
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What did I miss?
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I'm actually gonna be in Begs neck of the woods Thursday.
You guys should do lunch with trav. I'm jealous.
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I'm actually gonna be in Begs neck of the woods Thursday.
Really?
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Yes. I spoke to you about it a while back on fb
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I asked what I needed to see while I was in town
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What did I miss?
Nothing, you have seen my breasts before. :p
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What was the rally Schadie?
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Nothing, you have seen my breasts before. :p
they would be so much more interesting without the bra but they were breathtaking ;-)
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What was the rally Schadie?
I believe that was the first april 15th tax day rally after Obama's first term... so April '09
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Gotcha...
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they would be so much more interesting without the bra but they were breathtaking ;-)
They scream to be free, don't they?
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Nothing, you have seen my breasts before. :p
True... :yawn:
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They scream to be free, don't they?
If they're not I am
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I asked what I needed to see while I was in town
Oh yeah I remember.
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Oh yeah I remember.
BEG will show you a good time.
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Oh yeah I remember.
and now it rings a bell
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BEG will show you a good time.
dream come true!
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LOL - I just remembered the time when I od'd on ciinnamon gum and I accused James of passing something to me. :-)
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Good night Bitches! :blowkiss:
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Night Schadie baby
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How the eff did this thread get to 26 pages when it was stalling at 15, and I predicted only 20 ? Over 11 pages I didn't get a word in edgewise...grrr.
If this hits 30 I will do something drastic.
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How the eff did this thread get to 26 pages when it was stalling at 15, and I predicted only 20 ? Over 11 pages I didn't get a word in edgewise...grrr.
If this hits 30 I will do something drastic.
What? Pretend that you're Carlos Danger? :bolt:
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What? Pretend that you're Carlos Danger? :bolt:
:rotf:
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Chris_ will only understand if he is donning his Vera Wangs. :wink:
Since he stole then from me on that fateful day I suppose at some point I should post their picture so one can imagine Chris in his very high heels.
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You should have seen the last Def Leppard concert I went to. Hooker Central.
We are going to tesla tonight. I bet we can out hooker you!
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We are going to tesla tonight. I bet we can out hooker you!
Pics, dammit!
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You know you are jealous of my bunco group
Is it naked bunco? :naughty:
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Is it naked bunco? :naughty:
Hmmm new nationally televised sport?
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I bet he is analyzing right now. :naughty:
:lol: I think it was more like a gentle snore, but yeah....analyzing is what I do. :whistling:
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So let's review, shall we?
1. Schadie and BEG are gonna hook up. Again.
2. Hathcock is breathing hard. Real hard.
3. BEG wears cowboy boots in the toilet. And uses those boots to walk all over the toilet handle.
4. Thor needs to be tucked in every night. He's wired that way.
5. Chris fixes things in ways that are less than obvious. Except to Thor.
6. Schadie is a political activist with at least one sign. Oh, and BEG has seen her breasts, which are yearning to be free.
Does that about cover it?
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It's a scary thought when "the older woman" might be collecting Social Security.
That reminds me of a 70 year old stripper that I once saw. Her stage name was "Saggy". :-)
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So let's review, shall we?
1. Schadie and BEG are gonna hook up. Again.
2. Hathcock is breathing hard. Real hard.
3. BEG wears cowboy boots in the toilet. And uses those boots to walk all over the toilet handle.
4. Thor needs to be tucked in every night. He's wired that way.
5. Chris fixes things in ways that are less than obvious. Except to Thor.
6. Schadie is a political activist with at least one sign. Oh, and BEG has seen her breasts, which are yearning to be free.
Does that about cover it?
you forgot that Thor listens to really depressing whiney music... [youtube=425,350]hbn6o5tiPds[/youtube]
Fixed your screwed up quote tag!! :tongue:
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That reminds me of a 70 year old stripper that I once saw. Her stage name was "Saggy". :-)
Blondie at the Clermont lounge in Atlanta! She's a landmark :naughty:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clermont_Lounge
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Blondie at the Clermont lounge in Atlanta! She's a landmark :naughty:
That's sad. Blondie used to be hot.
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That's sad. Blondie used to be hot.
Not so much...
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Yes, Thor listens to really depressing whiny music. But he's authorized. Besides, Thor has an extensive collection of all types of music. Depressing Whiny Music (DWM) is actually a sub-category of Oh **** - Here I Am Back in the Seventies (OFHIABIT7).
What Thor is NOT authorized to do is fix CC shit on behalf of _Chris. We've seen that.
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Not so much...
THAT'S Debbie Harry?
Good God, where the hell is the spork alert?
I oughta bitchslap you...
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THAT'S Debbie Harry?
Good God, where the hell is the spork alert?
I oughta bitchslap you...
No, wrong Blondie... this one's claim to fame other than being the oldest stripper in Atlanta it that during her act she crushes a beer can between her boobiez...
At least I posted a pic fully dressed
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No, wrong Blondie... this one's claim to fame other than being the oldest stripper in Atlanta it that during her act she crushes a beer can between her boobiez...
At least I posted a pic fully dressed
I should be grateful?!? For THAT??
This is much mo betta:
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i317/Eupher6/DHARRY_zpsc6ec2396.jpg)
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Link is NSFW!!!
Yes you're right it is much better!
http://13thfloorgrowingold.wordpress.com/2011/05/28/21-random-visuals-12/debbie-harry-naked-tits-boobs-blondie-semi-nude/
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I must be in the wrong thread. I was promised sexy, and I got a toilet with a leg.
Ain't nothing wrong with that leg.
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Aaaaaaaannnnd.....
Now it's Friday, moving toward Happy Hour in the East.
:yahoo:
:cheersmate:
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I have gone to the other side of the 1/2 century mark. I think I qualify. I still have a great ass and nice boobs in my own mind. :tongue:
You are still hawt and your book singings result in long lines!
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I looked like a juvenile hooker at that concert and you approved.
Did somebody say juvenile hookers????
(http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tumblr_m2joc5r1m41qznj5do1_500.jpg)
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Chris liked my boots...
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/image_zpsf8fce53c.jpg) (http://s4.photobucket.com/user/Foam_Kitty/media/image_zpsf8fce53c.jpg.html)
I like what's in them.
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I have gone to the other side of the 1/2 century mark. I think I qualify. I still have a great ass and nice boobs in my own mind. :tongue:
Why limit that opinion to yourself? Huh? Why?
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Haven't seen the ass yet but if it's half as nice as the boobs then DAYUM!!
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Why limit that opinion to yourself? Huh? Why?
My fingers go: Tap, tap, tap tap, tap tap, tap tap, tap.
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Another work week down.
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Here you go mr. cg. Do you like thigh highs?
(http://imageshack.us/a/img829/2921/9cr9.jpg)
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My fingers go: Tap, tap, tap tap, tap tap, tap tap, tap.
Morse code for...
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Here you go mr. cg. Do you like thigh highs?
(http://imageshack.us/a/img829/2921/9cr9.jpg)
Great picture.
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^Yah !
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Here you go mr. cg. Do you like thigh highs?
(http://imageshack.us/a/img829/2921/9cr9.jpg)
Oh my! That's hot!
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God I missed the "Sex and Booze Crowd."
Heh. Is LibraryLady still at CU?
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Wow it's quiet in here tonight... is this the end of this thread?
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Wow it's quiet in here tonight... is this the end of this thread?
Yes ! Yes ! Yes !
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We still have at least 47 Schades left.........the BEG leg picture was just a major bonus. Beautiful legs and brains! Her family is lucky!
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We still have at least 47 Schades left.........the BEG leg picture was just a major bonus. Beautiful legs and brains! Her family is lucky!
Agree. I'm lucky to have had her cross paths with me! I remember that day back in 2003 (?) when she dropped me a PM out of nowhere and said "I WANT YOU". It was the happiest day of my life. I luv her.
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Wow it's quiet in here tonight... is this the end of this thread?
I was being :old: last night. Fell asleep around 8.
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I was being :old: last night. Fell asleep around 8.
But now you're up with the chickens? Or is that just "chicks?"
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One of Jimmy Buffett's songs has a line,
"These days, I wake up about the time I used to go to bed..."
That's exactly where I am in my life.
:old:
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Agree. I'm lucky to have had her cross paths with me! I remember that day back in 2003 (?) when she dropped me a PM out of nowhere and said "I WANT YOU". It was the happiest day of my life. I luv her.
Which one of you couldn't say no?
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Here you go mr. cg. Do you like thigh highs?
(http://imageshack.us/a/img829/2921/9cr9.jpg)
SexPOT
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SexPOT
Pot, meet kettle. :naughty:
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Pot, meet kettle. :naughty:
When BEG dances.... the whole world heats up.
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Agree. I'm lucky to have had her cross paths with me! I remember that day back in 2003 (?) when she dropped me a PM out of nowhere and said "I WANT YOU". It was the happiest day of my life. I luv her.
:-)
The NSA read it also.
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I was being :old: last night. Fell asleep around 8.
You were being spanked by a man with a cane?
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You were being spanked by a man with a cane?
Baby, was that you being so feisty? :naughty:
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Baby, was that you being so feisty? :naughty:
(http://thephotoforum.com/forum/images/smilies/whip.gif)
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:asssmack:
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Ouch Ouch Ouch!!!! Ooohhhhh......
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Ouch Ouch Ouch!!!! Ooohhhhh......
Don't worry dear. I will rub the lotion on your bum.
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Ouch Ouch Ouch!!!! Ooohhhhh......
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/humpday3_zps501d0cc6.gif)
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Don't worry dear. I will rub the lotion on your bum.
A compassionate spanker. :p
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(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/humpday3_zps501d0cc6.gif)
That's awesome!
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Don't worry dear. I will rub the lotion on your bum.
It rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again...
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It rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again...
I was going to go there. :lmao:
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I guess demented minds think alike as well? :mental:
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I guess demented minds think alike as well? :mental:
We apparently are gluttons for punishment as well, re: the facebook wall post.
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Can't believe you're friends with him... he's an idiot...it's all bush's fault
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Can't believe you're friends with him... he's an idiot...it's all bush's fault
He is a high school classmate. I unfriended him once, he came looking for me. Cops hate to lose control of a situation, it made me laugh. :lmao:
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Yes, Thor listens to really depressing whiny music. But he's authorized. Besides, Thor has an extensive collection of all types of music. Depressing Whiny Music (DWM) is actually a sub-category of Oh **** - Here I Am Back in the Seventies (OFHIABIT7).
What Thor is NOT authorized to do is fix CC shit on behalf of _Chris. We've seen that.
No, I fixed it and someone came behind me & deleted it. :bird: Euphless..... :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :tongue:
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This thread has gone longer then some Democrats political careers after the media found out about their indiscretions
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This thread has gone longer then some Democrats political careers after the media found out about their indiscretions
I just hope they don't find out about our indiscretions :wink:
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No, I fixed it and someone came behind me & deleted it. :bird: Euphless..... :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :tongue:
Meaning, and perhaps you didn't fully catch my statement, that you are not authorized to fix CC shit on behalf of _Chris. He'll do that himself, apparently.
:tongue:
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This thing has gone on so long that I've forgotten who is having what way with who? I need details. :-)...or pictures.
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This thing has gone on so long that I've forgotten who is having what way with who? I need details. :-)...or pictures.
Schadie has promised me a fine education! :o
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Schadie has promised me a fine education! :o
She's nice and helpful that way . . . :naughty: O-) :whistling:
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This thing has gone on so long that I've forgotten who is having what way with who? I need details. :-)...or pictures.
Details get obscured for me when things get long! I'm funny that way. :naughty:
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Details get obscured for me when things get long! I'm funny that way. :naughty:
Do the details also get harder?
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Do the details also get harder?
They get turgid my dear.... abso-frickin turgid. Trust me on that. :lmao:
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They get turgid my dear.... abso-frickin turgid. Trust me on that. :lmao:
Turgid.
I see what you did there. You read "The Godfather" by Mario Puzo. When Sonny was encountering a delightful little cupcake at the wedding, Puzo described her nether regions as "turgid."
One of my favorite words. :-)
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Turgid.
I see what you did there. You read "The Godfather" by Mario Puzo. When Sonny was encountering a delightful little cupcake at the wedding, Puzo described her nether regions as "turgid."
One of my favorite words. :-)
Oh that was so naughty of me and you... and Puzo. :naughty:
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Oh that was so naughty of me and you... and Puzo. :naughty:
I learned from one of the best. It's too bad that Sonny got machine-gunned at the Long Island Causeway.
Of course, that happened after the entire turgid affair was on. They had gone to the mattresses and Luca Brazie was sleeping with the fishes.
Uh....you got one of those mermaid thingies, by any chance?