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Offline Schadenfreude

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #225 on: August 01, 2013, 08:44:40 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on August 01, 2013, 08:13:16 AM
Then there was this...



Ouch, I remember that.  :-)
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #226 on: August 01, 2013, 08:45:50 AM »
Don't lube THAT pole...
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #227 on: August 01, 2013, 08:47:27 AM »
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #228 on: August 01, 2013, 08:51:22 AM »
 :banghead: oops took that too far...
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #229 on: August 01, 2013, 09:06:30 AM »
What a way to start my day......with my mind in the gutter. :-)
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #230 on: August 01, 2013, 09:11:54 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 01, 2013, 09:06:30 AM
What a way to start my day......with my mind in the gutter. :-)

That's a good thing, the only place to go is up!
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #231 on: August 01, 2013, 09:12:48 AM »
Quote from: Hathcock on August 01, 2013, 09:11:54 AM
That's a good thing, the only place to go is up!


But we had heavy rain last night.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #232 on: August 01, 2013, 09:37:10 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 06:44:54 AM
Are you going to bed or are you pokin out?  :-)

Well, Schadie, you missed out and I had to go to bed all by myself, so you'll never know what combination there might have been.  :( 

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #233 on: August 01, 2013, 09:44:03 AM »
Quote from: Thor on August 01, 2013, 09:37:10 AM
Well, Schadie, you missed out and I had to go to bed all by myself, so you'll never know what combination there might have been.  :( 

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #234 on: August 01, 2013, 10:09:29 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on August 01, 2013, 08:13:16 AM
Then there was this...




"Giving Head"? Ur doing it wrong.   :rofl:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #235 on: August 01, 2013, 03:30:48 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 08:43:19 AM
That's an awesome title for my first novel.

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #236 on: August 01, 2013, 03:36:36 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on August 01, 2013, 10:09:29 AM

"Giving Head"? Ur doing it wrong.   :rofl:

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #237 on: August 01, 2013, 03:41:01 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on August 01, 2013, 10:09:29 AM

"Giving Head"? Ur doing it wrong.   :rofl:

at least she didn't hurt her boobiez.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #238 on: August 01, 2013, 08:44:24 PM »
 :couch: so anything going to happen tonight?
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #239 on: August 01, 2013, 09:18:27 PM »
Quote from: Hathcock on August 01, 2013, 08:44:24 PM
:couch: so anything going to happen tonight?

Are you Paladin? Hathcock will travel?
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #240 on: August 01, 2013, 09:20:09 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 09:18:27 PM
Are you Paladin? Hathcock will travel?

I wonder if he even knows who Paladin was.

That's h5 worthy, Schadie.  :hi5:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #241 on: August 01, 2013, 09:22:29 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 01, 2013, 09:20:09 PM
I wonder if he even knows who Paladin was.

That's h5 worthy, Schadie.  :hi5:

I tell ya, I could school hathcock, I could be his Svengali. We could get into mischief of one kind or another.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #242 on: August 01, 2013, 09:23:42 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 09:22:29 PM
I tell ya, I could school hathcock, I could be his Svengali. We could get into mischief of one kind or another.

Yeah, that's the problem. Mischief. Just remember, no good deed goes unpunished.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #243 on: August 01, 2013, 09:26:02 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 01, 2013, 09:23:42 PM
Yeah, that's the problem. Mischief. Just remember, no good deed goes unpunished.

He needs an older woman to show him around.  :-)
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #244 on: August 01, 2013, 09:26:38 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 09:26:02 PM
He needs an older woman to show him around.  :-)

Do you qualify?   :whistling:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #245 on: August 01, 2013, 09:27:27 PM »
It's a scary thought when "the older woman" might be collecting Social Security.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #246 on: August 01, 2013, 09:28:26 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on August 01, 2013, 09:27:27 PM
It's a scary thought when "the older woman" might be collecting Social Security.

Not for me it ain't.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #247 on: August 01, 2013, 09:28:55 PM »
I have gone to the other side of the 1/2 century mark. I think I qualify. I still have a great ass and nice boobs in my own mind.  :tongue:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #248 on: August 01, 2013, 09:29:58 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 09:28:55 PM
I have gone to the other side of the 1/2 century mark. I think I qualify. I still have a great ass and nice boobs in my own mind.  :tongue:

You have nice boobs in your mind?

Don't they belong on your chest somewhere?  :therock:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #249 on: August 01, 2013, 09:34:31 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 01, 2013, 09:29:58 PM
You have nice boobs in your mind?

Don't they belong on your chest somewhere?  :therock:

Well, yes, they're pretty perky I guess.
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