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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #325 on: August 01, 2013, 10:48:29 PM »
I can't dress like a hooker with my bunco group so I get my hooker on when I go out.

My bunco group.  :lmao:

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #326 on: August 01, 2013, 10:49:18 PM »
I am in MN. Franken and I go way back. He is such a prick!

Must not be a smart ass...  :whistling:

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #327 on: August 01, 2013, 10:49:31 PM »
Ohh, so now the post goes & gets deleted...... well....... la de da!! Thanks for nuttin''!!  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

You should talk to the managerials about the deletages.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #328 on: August 01, 2013, 10:50:37 PM »
My bunco group.  :lmao:



You know you are jealous of my bunco group

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #329 on: August 01, 2013, 10:51:15 PM »
Must not be a smart ass...  :whistling:

How about a cute ass?
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #330 on: August 01, 2013, 10:52:20 PM »
Must not be a smart ass...  :whistling:

Oh don't hold back sweetheart!  :rofl:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #331 on: August 01, 2013, 10:52:47 PM »
I'm going to bed, all by myself...... :(


Chris, keep an eye on these troublemakers!!
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #332 on: August 01, 2013, 10:52:52 PM »
Never been to mn... It just became a lot more interesting
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #333 on: August 01, 2013, 10:54:22 PM »
I'm going to bed, all by myself...... :(


Chris, keep an eye on these troublemakers!!

yay no song tonight :-)
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #334 on: August 01, 2013, 10:54:35 PM »
I'm going to bed, all by myself...... :(


Chris, keep an eye on these troublemakers!!

Shall I tuck you in? Are you too big for your britches?

Oh *tuck tuck tuck* then.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #335 on: August 01, 2013, 10:55:20 PM »
Never been to mn... It just became a lot more interesting
No it isn't. :-)
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #336 on: August 01, 2013, 10:55:35 PM »
Never been to mn... It just became a lot more interesting

It's great being the only conservative in a land of liberals. So much schooling, so little time.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #337 on: August 01, 2013, 10:56:06 PM »
This thread stinks without BEG...



I took this at the Adam Ant concert in response to a couple of asses on my FB (you mens know who you are) but decided my mom would kick my ass if I posted it.

Very cute. Well, I have duty at 0600, so nighty night kids.

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #338 on: August 01, 2013, 10:56:55 PM »
Shall I tuck you in? Are you too big for your britches?

Oh *tuck tuck tuck* then.

You have always been into roll playing...

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #339 on: August 01, 2013, 10:57:27 PM »
It's great being the only conservative in a land of liberals. So much schooling, so little time.
I actually have another conservative friend from there...
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #340 on: August 01, 2013, 10:58:56 PM »
You have always been into roll playing...

mmmm this could get very interesting
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #341 on: August 01, 2013, 11:00:54 PM »
I actually have another conservative friend from there...

Probably related to me.  :hyper:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #343 on: August 01, 2013, 11:03:38 PM »
Probably related to me.  :hyper:

related to any trapmans
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #344 on: August 01, 2013, 11:04:14 PM »
I must be in the wrong thread.  I was promised sexy, and I got a toilet with a leg.

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #345 on: August 01, 2013, 11:06:30 PM »
:rofl:  Better luck next time.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #346 on: August 01, 2013, 11:06:49 PM »
I must be in the wrong thread.  I was promised sexy, and I got a toilet with a leg.

 yes it's still rated G but I'm optimistic
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #347 on: August 01, 2013, 11:11:30 PM »
 :whatever: of course I could be wrong...
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #348 on: August 01, 2013, 11:13:35 PM »
I guess all I have is this in my files.



if you turn it around, it might look like a butt.  :-)
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #349 on: August 01, 2013, 11:14:51 PM »
I guess all I have is this in my files.



if you turn it around, it might look like a butt.  :-)

ok I'm awake now...
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