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Offline Eupher

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #250 on: August 01, 2013, 09:36:21 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 09:34:31 PM
Well, yes, they're pretty perky I guess.

So you've got perky boobs in your mind?

And there's room for brains?
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #251 on: August 01, 2013, 09:38:37 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 01, 2013, 09:36:21 PM
So you've got perky boobs in your mind?

And there's room for brains?


I don't want to sound pompous and I certainly don't want to sound like a fag (lol - Chris_ will understand), but yes, there is room for brains and perky tits.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #252 on: August 01, 2013, 09:40:04 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 09:38:37 PM


I don't want to sound pompous and I certainly don't want to sound like a fag (lol - Chris_ will understand), but yes, there is room for brains and perky tits.

Chris_ will only understand if he is donning his Vera Wangs.   :wink:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #253 on: August 01, 2013, 09:40:46 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 09:38:37 PM


I don't want to sound pompous and I certainly don't want to sound like a fag (lol - Chris_ will understand), but yes, there is room for brains and perky tits.

You don't sound pompous at all -- but you must be a bit of an anomaly. Most women I know of (and know) don't have perky boobs in their heads. Nor do they have voluminous boobs in their heads either. All tits are relegated to the chest.

Have you talked to your doctor about this?
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #254 on: August 01, 2013, 09:41:10 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on August 01, 2013, 09:40:04 PM
Chris_ will only understand if he is donning his Vera Wangs.   :wink:

Oh, I see,  :gay:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #255 on: August 01, 2013, 09:44:13 PM »
LOL... Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're ****ed up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #256 on: August 01, 2013, 09:45:45 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 09:18:27 PM
Are you Paladin? Hathcock will travel?

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #257 on: August 01, 2013, 09:47:14 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 09:34:31 PM
Well, yes, they're pretty perky I guess.

Last I saw, they were... :-) O-)
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #258 on: August 01, 2013, 09:47:25 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on August 01, 2013, 09:44:13 PM
LOL... Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're ****ed up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...

Hey scro, there's a lot of kick ass people who are tarded. My ex wive, she was tarded, she's a pilot now.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #259 on: August 01, 2013, 09:48:34 PM »
Quote from: Thor on August 01, 2013, 09:47:14 PM
Last I saw, they were... :-) O-)

Eupher is over analyzing my metaphorical madness. Even I don't understand wtf I am saying.  :yahoo:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #260 on: August 01, 2013, 09:49:45 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 09:48:34 PM
Eupher is over analyzing my metaphorical madness. Even I don't understand wtf I am saying.  :yahoo:

Eupher over analyzes everything!!   :yawn:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #261 on: August 01, 2013, 09:50:55 PM »
I bet he is analyzing right now.  :naughty:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #262 on: August 01, 2013, 09:51:48 PM »
BEG for mercy... I see her.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #263 on: August 01, 2013, 09:52:53 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 09:51:48 PM
BEG for mercy... I see her.


From now on, I will call the shots and I will dominate you, yes I will.  :naughty:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #264 on: August 01, 2013, 09:55:37 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 09:52:53 PM

From now on, I will call the shots and I will dominate you, yes I will.  :naughty:

You can come "dominate" me any time......   :naughty: :-)
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #265 on: August 01, 2013, 09:56:37 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 09:22:29 PM
I tell ya, I could school hathcock, I could be his Svengali. We could get into mischief of one kind or another.

I'm game if you are Schadie ;-)
When does class start?
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #266 on: August 01, 2013, 09:57:47 PM »
I thought Svengali was a country in Africa. :???:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #267 on: August 01, 2013, 09:58:01 PM »
Quote from: Hathcock on August 01, 2013, 09:56:37 PM
I'm game if you are Schadie ;-)
When does class start?

Ooh, I have been at this for a long time. Are you sure you can keep up?  :tongue:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #268 on: August 01, 2013, 09:58:38 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on August 01, 2013, 09:57:47 PM
I thought Svengali was a country in Africa. :???:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #269 on: August 01, 2013, 09:59:52 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 09:58:01 PM
Ooh, I have been at this for a long time. Are you sure you can keep up?  :tongue:

Hathcock doesn't know what he's in for........ :whistling:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #270 on: August 01, 2013, 10:01:12 PM »
I Will keep up or go down in flames
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #271 on: August 01, 2013, 10:01:20 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on August 01, 2013, 09:57:47 PM
I thought Svengali was a country in Africa. :???:

Chris_ you are getting sleepy... very very sleepy
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #272 on: August 01, 2013, 10:02:06 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 10:01:20 PM
Chris_ you are getting sleepy... very very sleepy
Hell no, I haven't even had my dinner yet.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #273 on: August 01, 2013, 10:02:37 PM »
Quote from: Hathcock on August 01, 2013, 10:01:12 PM
I Will keep up or go down in flames

I suspect you have what it will take. I sense that, I like your username, it says a lot about your mind.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #274 on: August 01, 2013, 10:04:11 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 10:02:37 PM
I suspect you have what it will take. I sense that, I like your username, it says a lot about your mind.

No, he's using it after the famous sniper, Carlos Hathcock I'd wager.......
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