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Offline RobJohnson

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #425 on: August 04, 2013, 02:55:59 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 04, 2013, 12:34:46 AM
Baby, was that you being so feisty?  :naughty:

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #426 on: August 04, 2013, 07:17:32 AM »
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #427 on: August 04, 2013, 09:13:23 AM »
Ouch Ouch Ouch!!!! Ooohhhhh......
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #428 on: August 04, 2013, 09:53:24 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 04, 2013, 09:13:23 AM
Ouch Ouch Ouch!!!! Ooohhhhh......

Don't worry dear. I will rub the lotion on your bum.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #429 on: August 04, 2013, 10:00:14 AM »
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #430 on: August 04, 2013, 10:22:16 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on August 04, 2013, 09:53:24 AM
Don't worry dear. I will rub the lotion on your bum.

A compassionate spanker.  :p
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #431 on: August 04, 2013, 10:23:39 AM »
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #432 on: August 04, 2013, 06:45:38 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on August 04, 2013, 09:53:24 AM
Don't worry dear. I will rub the lotion on your bum.

It rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again...
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #433 on: August 04, 2013, 07:23:07 PM »
Quote from: Hathcock on August 04, 2013, 06:45:38 PM
It rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again...

I was going to go there.  :lmao:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #434 on: August 04, 2013, 07:38:47 PM »
I guess demented minds think alike as well?  :mental:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #435 on: August 04, 2013, 08:13:46 PM »
Quote from: Hathcock on August 04, 2013, 07:38:47 PM
I guess demented minds think alike as well?  :mental:

We apparently are gluttons for punishment as well, re: the facebook wall post.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #436 on: August 04, 2013, 08:39:58 PM »
Can't believe you're friends with him... he's an idiot...it's all bush's fault
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #437 on: August 04, 2013, 08:56:21 PM »
Quote from: Hathcock on August 04, 2013, 08:39:58 PM
Can't believe you're friends with him... he's an idiot...it's all bush's fault

He is a high school classmate. I unfriended him once, he came looking for me. Cops hate to lose control of a situation, it made me laugh.  :lmao:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #438 on: August 04, 2013, 11:41:23 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 02, 2013, 08:56:20 AM
Yes, Thor listens to really depressing whiny music. But he's authorized. Besides, Thor has an extensive collection of all types of music. Depressing Whiny Music (DWM) is actually a sub-category of Oh **** - Here I Am Back in the Seventies (OFHIABIT7).

What Thor is NOT authorized to do is fix CC shit on behalf of _Chris. We've seen that.



No, I fixed it and someone came behind me & deleted it.  :bird: Euphless.....  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :tongue:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #439 on: August 05, 2013, 12:34:03 AM »
This thread has gone longer then some Democrats political careers after the media found out about their indiscretions
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #440 on: August 05, 2013, 08:58:48 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on August 05, 2013, 12:34:03 AM
This thread has gone longer then some Democrats political careers after the media found out about their indiscretions

I just hope they don't find out about our indiscretions  :wink:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #441 on: August 05, 2013, 09:42:37 AM »
Quote from: Thor on August 04, 2013, 11:41:23 PM
No, I fixed it and someone came behind me & deleted it.  :bird: Euphless.....  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :tongue:

Meaning, and perhaps you didn't fully catch my statement, that you are not authorized to fix CC shit on behalf of _Chris. He'll do that himself, apparently.

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #442 on: August 06, 2013, 08:10:06 AM »
This thing has gone on so long that I've forgotten who is having what way with who? I need details. :-)...or pictures.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #443 on: August 06, 2013, 08:21:53 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 06, 2013, 08:10:06 AM
This thing has gone on so long that I've forgotten who is having what way with who? I need details. :-)...or pictures.

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #444 on: August 06, 2013, 06:40:24 PM »
Quote from: Hathcock on August 06, 2013, 08:21:53 AM
Schadie has promised me a fine education! :o

She's nice and helpful that way . . . :naughty: O-) :whistling:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #445 on: August 07, 2013, 06:30:31 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 06, 2013, 08:10:06 AM
This thing has gone on so long that I've forgotten who is having what way with who? I need details. :-)...or pictures.

Details get obscured for me when things get long! I'm funny that way.  :naughty:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #446 on: August 07, 2013, 07:21:49 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 07, 2013, 06:30:31 PM
Details get obscured for me when things get long! I'm funny that way.  :naughty:

Do the details also get harder?
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #447 on: August 07, 2013, 09:11:18 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on August 07, 2013, 07:21:49 PM
Do the details also get harder?

They get turgid my dear.... abso-frickin turgid. Trust me on that.  :lmao:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #448 on: August 07, 2013, 09:30:28 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 07, 2013, 09:11:18 PM
They get turgid my dear.... abso-frickin turgid. Trust me on that.  :lmao:

Turgid.

I see what you did there. You read "The Godfather" by Mario Puzo. When Sonny was encountering a delightful little cupcake at the wedding, Puzo described her nether regions as "turgid."

One of my favorite words.  :-)
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #449 on: August 07, 2013, 09:35:33 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 07, 2013, 09:30:28 PM
Turgid.

I see what you did there. You read "The Godfather" by Mario Puzo. When Sonny was encountering a delightful little cupcake at the wedding, Puzo described her nether regions as "turgid."

One of my favorite words.  :-)

Oh that was so naughty of me and you... and Puzo.  :naughty:
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