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Offline Chris_

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #300 on: August 01, 2013, 10:28:55 PM »
Quit buggin me!  I'm busy!
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #301 on: August 01, 2013, 10:29:08 PM »
Quote from: BEG on August 01, 2013, 10:26:04 PM
What are you now?


He hathcock... and that makes me feel tingly inside.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #302 on: August 01, 2013, 10:29:15 PM »
How old is this man child?
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #303 on: August 01, 2013, 10:29:33 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on August 01, 2013, 10:28:55 PM
Quit buggin me!  I'm busy!

You bastard!
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #304 on: August 01, 2013, 10:29:58 PM »
Quote from: BEG on August 01, 2013, 10:29:15 PM
How old is this man child?

I hope not as young as James.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #305 on: August 01, 2013, 10:30:28 PM »
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #306 on: August 01, 2013, 10:31:03 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 10:29:58 PM
I hope not as young as James.

Who is James?
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #307 on: August 01, 2013, 10:31:09 PM »
I fixed your problem, Schadie......  :-)
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #308 on: August 01, 2013, 10:31:28 PM »
Quote from: Thor on August 01, 2013, 10:31:09 PM
I fixed your problem, Schadie......  :-)
Liar.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #309 on: August 01, 2013, 10:31:56 PM »
Quote from: BEG on August 01, 2013, 10:29:15 PM
How old is this man child?

37 old enough but I can still learn new tricks
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #310 on: August 01, 2013, 10:32:33 PM »
Quote from: BEG on August 01, 2013, 10:31:03 PM
Who is James?

the man child at the glass cactus.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #311 on: August 01, 2013, 10:34:49 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 10:32:33 PM
the man child at the glass cactus.
That sounds like an interesting story.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #312 on: August 01, 2013, 10:36:06 PM »
Quote from: Hathcock on August 01, 2013, 10:31:56 PM
37 old enough but I can still learn new tricks

You are about the same age I met Schade for the first time. Look what she turned me into?
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #313 on: August 01, 2013, 10:37:12 PM »
Quote from: BEG on August 01, 2013, 10:36:06 PM
You are about the same age I met Schade for the first time. Look what she turned me into?
oh my.  Not gonna go there. :)
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #314 on: August 01, 2013, 10:37:24 PM »
Quote from: BEG on August 01, 2013, 10:36:06 PM
You are about the same age I met Schade for the first time. Look what she turned me into?

I'm not seeing the problem...
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #315 on: August 01, 2013, 10:38:14 PM »
 :popcorn:
Quote from: Chris_ on August 01, 2013, 10:34:49 PM
That sounds like an interesting story.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #316 on: August 01, 2013, 10:38:20 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 10:32:33 PM
the man child at the glass cactus.

OMG, he was my son's age (maybe younger). He tried to stick his tongue down your throat.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #317 on: August 01, 2013, 10:39:59 PM »
Ohh, so now the post goes & gets deleted...... well....... la de da!! Thanks for nuttin''!!  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #318 on: August 01, 2013, 10:40:03 PM »
:rofl: I think I heard this one.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #319 on: August 01, 2013, 10:41:19 PM »
So Schadie where do you call home?
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #320 on: August 01, 2013, 10:45:04 PM »
Quote from: Hathcock on August 01, 2013, 10:37:24 PM
I'm not seeing the problem...

Ignore the goofy look on my face. I went to the Adam Ant concert with two friends I went to high school with. Notice how anti-age appropriate I'm dressed?  Schade has done this to me...

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #321 on: August 01, 2013, 10:45:43 PM »
You should have seen the last Def Leppard concert I went to.  Hooker Central.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #322 on: August 01, 2013, 10:47:27 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on August 01, 2013, 10:45:43 PM
You should have seen the last Def Leppard concert I went to.  Hooker Central.

I can't dress like a hooker with my bunco group so I get my hooker on when I go out.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #323 on: August 01, 2013, 10:47:55 PM »
Quote from: Hathcock on August 01, 2013, 10:41:19 PM
So Schadie where do you call home?

I am in MN. Franken and I go way back. He is such a prick!
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #324 on: August 01, 2013, 10:48:25 PM »
Quote from: BEG on August 01, 2013, 10:45:04 PM
Ignore the goofy look on my face. I went to the Adam Ant concert with two friends I went to high school with. Notice how anti-age appropriate I'm dressed?  Schade has done this to me...



I got these on another social media site... cute;-)
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