I am 100% Dutch both sides. I can ice skate like no other and wear wooden shoes. 
My ex is part Dutch...when his great-grandfather immigrated, he had to change his surname at Ellis Island.
Who knew that one of his sons would end up in Nebraska with a name that sounds like he's part of an Indian tribe?
Can't tell you how many times I have been asked over the last 30+ years - especially living in a Cherokee area, I have been asked what tribe I belonged to.

My ex's family response was always "The Fuqawee Tribe...."they are the ones who come up over the hill, and ask "where the **** are we"?"