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Re: Boss Amber Explains Call Center Hazards
« Reply #50 on: June 23, 2014, 02:20:22 PM »
Some of the funniest things I've read here at the DUmpster have come from the lovely Hoyt girls.  Sugary.

Just based on a snapshot I think Annette could be funnier than Amber if she would only start posting at the DUmp.

Can you imagine what a one-two punch they could be?

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Re: Boss Amber Explains Call Center Hazards
« Reply #51 on: June 23, 2014, 02:22:44 PM »
Just based on a snapshot I think Annette could be funnier than Amber if she would only start posting at the DUmp.

Can you imagine what a one-two punch they could be?

The real hilarity ensues when they succumb to their innate cattiness and all the family secrets get dredged up and hung out on the Skin's Island clothes line for public viewing...  :popcorn:
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Re: Boss Amber Explains Call Center Hazards
« Reply #52 on: June 23, 2014, 06:48:03 PM »
Some of the funniest things I've read here at the DUmpster have come from the lovely Hoyt girls.   :lmao:  Sugary.

Agreed.  I visit their pages often.  I'm hesitant to bring anything I find on their facebook pages over here, since they don't post at the DUmp. 

I agree with Gobucks, though.  The DUmp would never be the same if all three of those illiterate lardasses all showed up there. 

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Re: Boss Amber Explains Call Center Hazards
« Reply #53 on: June 23, 2014, 07:59:56 PM »
Agreed.  I visit their pages often.  I'm hesitant to bring anything I find on their facebook pages over here, since they don't post at the DUmp. 

I agree with Gobucks, though.  The DUmp would never be the same if all three of those illiterate lardasses all showed up there.

I think Annette and Crystal Naydean have played such major roles in Amber's story arc, they should be considered honorary DUmpettes.

The most astonishing thing about that crew is that if they were Charlie's Angels, you'd have to call Amber "the smart one".
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Re: Boss Amber Explains Call Center Hazards
« Reply #54 on: June 23, 2014, 08:10:01 PM »
I kinda figure anyone who decides to work at a call center should know not everyone's going to be happy to have some idiot call them for some poll.

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Re: Boss Amber Explains Call Center Hazards
« Reply #55 on: June 23, 2014, 08:24:06 PM »
I think Annette and Crystal Naydean have played such major roles in Amber's story arc, they should be considered honorary DUmpettes.

The most astonishing thing about that crew is that if they were Charlie's Angels, you'd have to call Amber "the smart one".


Alright Gobucks, you talked me into it.  How about something from the Hickory Lane Paranormal Society?

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Hello...as some of you know,im Crystal. I am cofounder and lead investigator/tech for HLPS. The other cofounder, Annette Hoyt, as with our junior members would like to start off by saying welcome and we hope you enjoy this page. Secondly, paranormal investigation doesnt mean that we absolutely belive any little thing. We take pride in being a skeptic-friendly group. Paranormal doesnt mean just ghosts or ufos-it means anything that doesnt have a reasonable explaination. Our job-determine the cause if at all possible. With that in mind...Good Hunting! ~C.


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Hey we're back after a long injury laden hiatus! Just got back from another Sasquatch investigation out at Diamond Grove ..alot of action! We heard alot of wood knocks as well as branches snapping. Tomorrow we will be investigating the area the sounds came from for physical signs.- C

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Re: Boss Amber Explains Call Center Hazards
« Reply #56 on: June 23, 2014, 08:47:37 PM »
Something funny going on here.
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Hickory Lane Paranormal Society
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HLPS welcomes a new member,
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all the way from Tucson,Arizona
, Amber H. She has previous experience with hunting ghosts and other paranormal activity and has had the privalige of getting to go on an investigation with the legendary demonologist John Zaffis! Welcome to our little group!

But in July she claimed to be in Joplin, working the "convenient store", and dreaming of a shot girl career.

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Lady Freedom Returns a Shotgirl???

I just might be. I did put in a bunch on applications today at the Mall, but I do have a lead on a job as a Shotgirl at a local Bar. I never thought of it before. But then again why not?
 
I go in tomorrow night @ 7:30 p.m for application and short interview.

Surely the Hoyt girls are as honest as they are stupid, right?

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Re: Boss Amber Explains Call Center Hazards
« Reply #57 on: June 23, 2014, 10:00:07 PM »
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Hey we're back after a long injury laden hiatus! Just got back from another Sasquatch investigation out at Diamond Grove ..alot of action! We heard alot of wood knocks as well as branches snapping. Tomorrow we will be investigating the area the sounds came from for physical signs.- C

Before I say what I'm going to say let me say that I don't know if Sasquatch exists. It may exist. It may not exist.

With the above out of the way, my wife will sometimes watch the show Bigfoot Hunters or whatever it's called. When they do their "investigation" I generally sit and laugh. She finally asked me once if I ever saw or heard anything strange in the woods. Keep in mind that I've spent the biggest part of my life in oak woods, pine ridges, and river swamps. I told her that I had encounter a ton of strange things in the woods, but I was able to figure out what 99.9% of them were because I was in the woods during the day.

Even during the day the woods can make a lot of noise. At night, the woods are even more alive because so many animals are nocturnal.

I remember once being way back in the woods. There were no houses around for miles. Out of the blue I heard what sounded like a person or animal groaning. It was very loud, but I really couldn't tell if it was near or far away. Sometimes it would be a quick groan. Sometimes it would be more drawn out. I got to looking around and finally found the groaner. There were two tall, slender trees that were apart from each other at the base, but almost crossed about 20' or so above the ground. When the wind would blew just right it would cause the trees to rub together where they crossed.

I've heard of and have personally known reputable people who have seen things. I'm hesitant to ridicule those people, but Bigfoot hunters and ghost hunters are sources of amusement to me.
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Re: Boss Amber Explains Call Center Hazards
« Reply #58 on: June 24, 2014, 12:58:01 AM »
I've heard of and have personally known reputable people who have seen things. I'm hesitant to ridicule those people, but Bigfoot hunters and ghost hunters are sources of amusement to me.
Bigfoot hunters, ghost hunters, and 9/11 truthers attend the same church.

But I will never forget a day when I was 12-13 years old, squirrel hunting with a Stevens Mod. 94 as a huge black bear came ambling straight at me through a dense tangle of wild grape vines.

I was shaking so hard I nearly fell down as I tried to decide whether to shoot or run, just as the bear broke from cover and revealed itself as a half-grown black Angus steer. I've never been so relieved in my life.

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Re: Boss Amber Explains Call Center Hazards
« Reply #59 on: June 24, 2014, 01:23:20 AM »
Who says sasquatch doesn't exist ?
Just because they haven't caught one yet, don't be a doubting Thomas.
They do have the location of one narrowed down to the vicinity of the White House.
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Re: Boss Amber Explains Call Center Hazards
« Reply #60 on: June 24, 2014, 01:52:30 AM »
Who says sasquatch doesn't exist ?
Just because they haven't caught one yet, don't be a doubting Thomas.
They do have the location of one narrowed down to the vicinity of the White House.

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Re: Boss Amber Explains Call Center Hazards
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Re: Boss Amber Explains Call Center Hazards
« Reply #62 on: June 24, 2014, 07:54:45 AM »
All that being said, I believe that LFR will have to throttle back on her activities with The Hickory Lane Paranormal Society. Reason being that when she agreed to take on the extra responsibilities of manager at the call center she also agreed to develop and write the policy and training manuals from scratch. This is going to take a week or two.

To many that might not seem like a lot of time until consider a personal time budget for producing original artwork, supervising her personal housekeeping staff, creating nutritious and yummy organic recipes for "on the go" executives and preparing her travel arrangements to the east coast (to give a motivational speech* to the call center slackers in NYC). Good thing LFR has been releaved of the responsibility of taking her medications. This will save her precious time that can be put to better use. It remains to be seen if gym time will be impacted though.

*This might sound like a daunting task but really it’s all play for a professional with a B.A. degree in communications. No worries.
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