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Re: job question
« Reply #150 on: February 26, 2014, 12:22:20 PM »
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Re: job question
« Reply #151 on: February 26, 2014, 12:25:52 PM »
I forgot to mention.

According to the mechanics of this particular message as I understand it, the idiot can be jettisoned but the beer, boobs, bacon and pie can go on FOEVAH !
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Re: job question
« Reply #152 on: February 26, 2014, 12:27:53 PM »
Quote from: EagleKeeper on February 26, 2014, 12:25:52 PM
I forgot to mention.

According to the mechanics of this particular message as I understand it, the idiot can be jettisoned but the beer, boobs, bacon and pie can go on FOEVAH !

Thus we see the true, eternal nature of pie, beer, bacon and boobiez.  O-)
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Re: job question
« Reply #153 on: February 26, 2014, 01:06:00 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on February 26, 2014, 12:27:53 PM
Thus we see the true, eternal nature of pie, beer, bacon and boobiez.  O-)

Damn right...

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Re: job question
« Reply #154 on: February 26, 2014, 01:50:55 PM »
Quote from: snazuolu on February 26, 2014, 11:51:04 AM
lolol so let me get this straight.. i'm at the library, and thats bad because a library is only for leeches now?? lmao  whats REALLY going on here.. you're just mad that i'm not working. tell you what...i'll be ok with no food stamps when you dont get anymore in social security and medicare than what you put into it. hows that sound?? you ppl alll talk about how bad free money is for young folk, but old folks free money AKA social security and medicare is fine??  THIS is why you and your kind are NOT the answer to fixing America. you're all ****ing leeches for getting your social security and medicare each month. you get FARRRR more in return from those entitlements than you put into them yet its ok?? **** you hypocritical bitches. i hope a liberal causes you all to lose your jobs and you have to go on food stamps and live in shelter with smelly immigrants who dont shower and have MRSA. meanwhile, i'm going tomorrow to a FREE dental clinic where they give cleanings and extractions and fillings...lol hows that make you feel?? i hope even worse.

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Re: job question
« Reply #155 on: February 26, 2014, 02:25:41 PM »


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Re: job question
« Reply #156 on: February 26, 2014, 02:30:00 PM »
Quote from: njpines on February 26, 2014, 02:25:41 PM




Young lady, has anybody told you lately that you're a veritable goddess???  :rocker: :rocker2:
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Re: job question
« Reply #157 on: February 26, 2014, 02:33:19 PM »
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Re: job question
« Reply #158 on: February 26, 2014, 02:36:33 PM »
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Re: job question
« Reply #159 on: February 26, 2014, 02:37:59 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on February 26, 2014, 12:22:20 PM
http://www.flickr.com/people/48184796@N08/

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So, are you saying snazz is a cross dresser?  I suppose he lost all those great outfits when he went homeless.
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Re: job question
« Reply #160 on: February 26, 2014, 02:38:52 PM »
and finally . . .



 :-)
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Re: job question
« Reply #161 on: February 26, 2014, 03:01:03 PM »
Quote from: njpines on February 26, 2014, 02:38:52 PM
and finally . . .



 :-)

You really know how to get a guy's attention, don't you, nj?
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Re: job question
« Reply #162 on: February 26, 2014, 03:13:07 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on February 26, 2014, 03:01:03 PM
You really know how to get a guy's attention, don't you, nj?

 :wink:  :-)
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Re: job question
« Reply #163 on: February 26, 2014, 03:29:00 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on February 26, 2014, 02:30:00 PM
Young lady, has anybody told you lately that you're a veritable goddess???  :rocker: :rocker2:

Thank you, D6!  Just trying to do my part to keep this thread ontrack  :-)
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Re: job question
« Reply #164 on: February 26, 2014, 03:30:42 PM »
Quote from: njpines on February 26, 2014, 02:38:52 PM
and finally . . .



 :-)

Now THAT'S something I can get in front of.  :naughty:
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Re: job question
« Reply #165 on: February 26, 2014, 03:37:09 PM »
And now for something totally different...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfjKG3ZP3AA[/youtube]


And I can't get enough !
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« Reply #166 on: February 26, 2014, 03:55:54 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on February 26, 2014, 03:37:09 PM
And now for something totally different...


I thought you were going to post something like this:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2P86C-1x3o[/youtube]
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Re: job question
« Reply #167 on: February 26, 2014, 05:25:52 PM »
Quote from: snazuolu on February 26, 2014, 11:51:04 AM
Wait. Stop all of this. Remember me? I'm the troll!
PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEE!
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Re: job question
« Reply #168 on: February 26, 2014, 06:13:51 PM »
Quote from: snazuolu on February 26, 2014, 11:51:04 AM
lolol so let me get this straight.. i'm at the library, and thats bad because a library is only for leeches now?? lmao  whats REALLY going on here.. you're just mad that i'm not working. tell you what...i'll be ok with no food stamps when you dont get anymore in social security and medicare than what you put into it. hows that sound?? you ppl alll talk about how bad free money is for young folk, but old folks free money AKA social security and medicare is fine??  THIS is why you and your kind are NOT the answer to fixing America. you're all ****ing leeches for getting your social security and medicare each month. you get FARRRR more in return from those entitlements than you put into them yet its ok?? **** you hypocritical bitches. i hope a liberal causes you all to lose your jobs and you have to go on food stamps and live in shelter with smelly immigrants who dont shower and have MRSA. meanwhile, i'm going tomorrow to a FREE dental clinic where they give cleanings and extractions and fillings...lol hows that make you feel?? i hope even worse.

I don't "feel bad", Snazbo. I feel nothing for you but the contempt you have earned. You are a glob of shit on the heel of my boot, and I don't "feel bad" about scraping you off.

But you throw that word "free" around pretty freely. Free money, free food, free internet, free dental, free this and free that.

There is no "free money", cock goblin. Taxpayers paid for it.

No "free food stamps". Taxpayers paid for it.

No "free internet at the library". Taxpayers paid for it.

No "free dental clinic". Taxpayers or charity paid for it.

It's all paid for by someone else, and you haven't expressed a single word of gratitude for the people who are paying your way through life.

Ungrateful little ****er.

And my income doesn't depend on liberals, DUmbass. If my employer closed its doors tomorrow, I could live comfortably working for myself, and find another employer who wants my skills and experience in no time at all. That's what happens when a man likes to work, has a good reputation and good references, doesn't get a worthless degree like a BA in Public Relations- and isn't world-renowned as a ****ing leech.
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« Reply #169 on: February 26, 2014, 07:39:51 PM »
^Great expose, but it will all go right over snazzy's head. In addition, he likes it when the attention is on him. We were hitting a home run when we were laying down bacon, beer, boobies, pies and something completely different.
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Re: job question
« Reply #170 on: February 27, 2014, 12:16:36 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on February 26, 2014, 07:39:51 PM
^Great expose, but it will all go right over snazzy's head. In addition, he likes it when the attention is on him. We were hitting a home run when we were laying down bacon, beer, boobies, pies and something completely different.

Why yes. Yes, of course. Pie.



And boobiez:



Not to mention bacon:




But just to put a little perspective on things, I thought I'd post a pic of one of snaz's DU bimbette buds just after she gave birth to one of snaz's namesakes:


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Re: job question
« Reply #171 on: February 27, 2014, 05:53:06 PM »
A day in the life of Snaz the homeless bum.
Wake up with the bell.
Stare listlessly through the bars until the guards unlock the door.
Go down to the mess hall for breakfast. eat whatever they serve.
Meet the boyfriend in the showers.
Walk bowlegged back to his cell.
Stare listlessly through the bars until the guards unlock the door.
Go down to the mess hall for lunch. eat whatever they serve.
Go to the prison library to check if his posting privileges have been restored.
Troll CC, say how great it is to not have to work.
Go to the yard, get beat up.
Go back to his cell.
Stare listlessly through the bars until the guards unlock the door for dinner


Yep, he's living the high life alright.
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« Reply #172 on: February 27, 2014, 06:26:28 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on February 27, 2014, 05:53:06 PM
A day in the life of Snaz the homeless bum.
Wake up with the bell.
Stare listlessly through the bars until the guards unlock the door.
Go down to the mess hall for breakfast. eat whatever they serve.
Meet the boyfriend in the showers.
Walk bowlegged back to his cell.
Stare listlessly through the bars until the guards unlock the door.
Go down to the mess hall for lunch. eat whatever they serve.
Go to the prison library to check if his posting privileges have been restored.
Troll CC, say how great it is to not have to work.
Go to the yard, get beat up.
Go back to his cell.
Stare listlessly through the bars until the guards unlock the door for dinner


Yep, he's living the high life alright.


Back in the high life...


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyT0aQXuZI0[/youtube]


Blue State Saint shole love this clip, performed and Saratoga Springs. I saw The Who in concert there !


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Re: job question
« Reply #173 on: February 28, 2014, 04:44:52 AM »
Hell, I think I tried to get tickets to that show.  That was when Winwood had just released the Back In The High Life album.  That was about a month before I had to report to FT Gordon for my Signal Officer's Basic Course.
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Re: job question
« Reply #174 on: March 01, 2014, 08:36:12 AM »
Quote from: snazuolu on February 26, 2014, 11:51:04 AM
lolol so let me get this straight.. i'm at the library, and thats bad because a library is only for leeches now?? lmao  whats REALLY going on here.. you're just mad that i'm not working. tell you what...i'll be ok with no food stamps when you dont get anymore in social security and medicare than what you put into it. hows that sound?? you ppl alll talk about how bad free money is for young folk, but old folks free money AKA social security and medicare is fine??  THIS is why you and your kind are NOT the answer to fixing America. you're all ****ing leeches for getting your social security and medicare each month. you get FARRRR more in return from those entitlements than you put into them yet its ok?? **** you hypocritical bitches. i hope a liberal causes you all to lose your jobs and you have to go on food stamps and live in shelter with smelly immigrants who dont shower and have MRSA. meanwhile, i'm going tomorrow to a FREE dental clinic where they give cleanings and extractions and fillings...lol hows that make you feel?? i hope even worse.

(edit: Bolded emphasis mine.)

**** you.  Just. ****. You.  I'm not yet 50.  Here's a little CNN (by no means conservative, and a fan of all things nanny state) describing how the AVERAGE couple now pays more into the system than they'll ever get back:

http://money.cnn.com/2013/04/14/news/economy/social-security-benefits/

As I've said before, my income is not "average", meaning I pay in far more in taxes, both federal and SS/Medicare.  And even though the CNN article says people today are getting more in Medicare benefits than they pay in, try finding a doctor today that'll take it.  And it's going to get MUCH worse.

Put it another way--I'm maxxing out on SS contribution.  I work until age 65 and I get a whopping $2267/month.  Until 70, I get $3385/month.  Sounds good, right?  Not when you consider that's a small fraction of my current income, and that this dollar figure is in 2031 dollars, not 2014 dollars.  What do you think that is going to buy in 20 years?  Beer and gas?  Maybe?

Another consideration--SS handicaps those who don't live long, which is why it's an even WORSE deal for minorities, who tend to have lower life expectancies, and hence lower (or negative) rates of return.

So take your, "I got mine" attitude and jam it up your ass.  This country loses 1000 of you, nobody will give a shit.  Lose a few of me, and you're in a world of hurt.  That's a concept you and the rest of the loopy left have yet to realize.
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