I call bullshit on you ever having a house, a car (let alone MORE than one), a bike, etc, etc. Lies and more lies.
And I'm guessing your better half was infinitely more relieved to be rid of your sorry ass than you ever possibly could have been. At least now she may have a chance to have a decent and fulfilling life. Not to mention the sigh of relief I gave learning you have never procreated.
And Sparky, my love, he HAS told us what he wants to do. He's doing it. Nothing. He's chosen the homeless lifestyle because someone didn't offer him a $50K job for sitting on his poophole all day.
Snazhole, you really find joy sitting at a library all day? That's really, really sad.
I, myself, enjoy going home every day to the loving arms of Sparky and our two wonderful children, comfortable as a bug in a rug in a nice heated home, knowing that the hard work I do every day is helping to provide for our needs, as well as our wants.
But hey, keep finding excuses to be the lazy leech you are, if that is what helps you sleep at night.