On a more serious note...
This is Duggies 4th attempt to regain his past DUmmy glory since getting Sh*t canned from Chevy City and his DOTY achievement. The data doesn't lie, clearly Doug is starting to get his MOJO back.
Here are the points:
Thread Title: "Crisp Christy"
Date Posted: 1/9/14
Number of responses: 1
Link: http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,93910.0.html Thread Title: "Drip ^3"
Date Posted: 1/14/14
Number of responses: 1
Link: http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,93983.0.html Thread Title: "Truth"
Date Posted: 1/22/14
Number of responses: 5
Link: http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,94113.0.htmlThread Title: "No one gives a poop"
Date Posted: 1/28/14
Number of responses: 23 (-1 for 22 total)
Things are certainly looking up for Douglas as he works to regain his most favored position among the DUmmies.
So lets get into the mind of "ole Doug" so as to discover his recovery game plan. As the data indicates, something new, abit bold and innovative needed to be implemented as the numbers were not looking good as of last week.
Looking at the calender, Doug know that the POTUS would be on national TELEVISION (lord knows how much Doug appreciates the power of the tube). He also knew that LFR will be taking possession of her new Luxury Loft Apartment the day after (thus depriving all others of the spotlight in the lounge). So a plan was hatched to place himself RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TWO MONUMENTAL EVENTS, slip in a snappy diddy right after the SOTU address that is (get this) critical of the Republicans.
Well it worked, the numbers speak for themselves as 22 (one response was by Douglas himself) clearly indicate as resurgence in favor of walrus-face Doug.
So congrats to Team Doug for a job well done!
