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Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
« on: January 29, 2014, 06:47:19 AM »
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Re: Douglas Alert!
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2014, 06:50:00 AM »
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8. Their disjointed atempt to give America a vision of republican rule

is as effective as pissing on a four alarm fire, all you're left with is the smell

Yes Douglas, TV viewers were reaching for the remote left and right last night.
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Re: Douglas Alert!
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2014, 06:51:38 AM »
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11. SCHEDULING DAINBRAMAGED FOR ASS KICKING

If you say so
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Re: Douglas Alert!
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2014, 06:53:17 AM »
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19. We had to switch channels after about five minutes.

But it took an additional 1/2 hour to get the remote from the rafters.
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Re: Douglas Alert!
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2014, 07:41:45 AM »
Well, it looks like walrus-face was full of piss and vinegar last night.

The food pantry must've slipped a jar of vinegar into the box, and we know where the piss came from.

What a ****ing loser.
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Re: Douglas Alert!
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2014, 07:49:03 AM »
Sounds like Dougie got an overdose of hopeychangey listening to his messiah.  If it helps him to forget about the smell of new cars, it's all good.

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Re: Douglas Alert!
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2014, 08:12:49 AM »


















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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: Douglas Alert!
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2014, 08:22:17 AM »
That's so bad ....  :lmao:
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Re: Douglas Alert!
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2014, 08:29:27 AM »
That's so bad ....  :lmao:

It's also so funny considering that most employers do an internet search on prospective employees.
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Re: Douglas Alert!
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2014, 08:35:40 AM »
LOL, what's up with the one where his face is replacing the nipples on that chick?  :rotf:

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Re: Douglas Alert!
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2014, 08:56:36 AM »
It's just hilarious.  I may have injured myself busting a gut while perusing all those pics.   :rotf:
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Re: Douglas Alert!
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2014, 09:28:29 AM »
On a more serious note...

This is Duggies 4th attempt to regain his past DUmmy glory since getting Sh*t canned from Chevy City and his DOTY achievement. The data doesn't lie, clearly Doug is starting to get his MOJO back.

Here are the points:

Thread Title:       "Crisp Christy"      
Date Posted:       1/9/14         
Number of responses: 1
Link:         http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,93910.0.html
   
      
Thread Title:      "Drip ^3"
Date Posted:      1/14/14            
Number of responses: 1
Link:         http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,93983.0.html


Thread Title:      "Truth"
Date Posted:      1/22/14   
Number of responses:    5
Link:         http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,94113.0.html


Thread Title:      "No one gives a poop"
Date Posted:      1/28/14   
Number of responses:   23 (-1 for 22 total)


Things are certainly looking up for Douglas as he works to regain his most favored position among the DUmmies.

So lets get into the mind of "ole Doug" so as to discover his recovery game plan. As the data indicates, something new, abit bold and innovative needed to be implemented as the numbers were not looking good as of last week.

Looking at the calender, Doug know that the POTUS would be on national TELEVISION (lord knows how much Doug appreciates the power of the tube). He also knew that LFR will be taking possession of her new Luxury Loft Apartment the day after (thus depriving all others of the spotlight in the lounge). So a plan was hatched to place himself RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TWO MONUMENTAL EVENTS, slip in a snappy diddy right after the SOTU address that is (get this) critical of the Republicans.

Well it worked, the numbers speak for themselves as 22 (one response was by Douglas himself) clearly indicate as resurgence in favor of walrus-face Doug.

So congrats to Team Doug for a job well done!
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Re: Douglas Alert!
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2014, 09:48:36 AM »
Well, it looks like walrus-face was full of piss and vinegar last night.

The food pantry must've slipped a jar of vinegar into the box, and we know where the piss came from.

What a ****ing loser.

No need to sugar-coat it, Frank, tell us what you really think...

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Re: Douglas Alert!
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2014, 12:15:30 PM »
 :yahoo: :cheersmate:  My avatar finally made it into the Doug Bulna google search!  I couldn't be more thrilled. 

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Re: Douglas Alert!
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2014, 12:24:45 PM »
:yahoo: :cheersmate:  My avatar finally made it into the Doug Bulna google search!  I couldn't be more thrilled. 

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Re: Douglas Alert!
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2014, 12:33:17 PM »
LOL, what's up with the one where his face is replacing the nipples on that chick?  :rotf:

Somebody posted a picture with full upper nudity in one of the Doug threads.  I photoshopped Doug's head as pasties to make it family friendly.

That picture is still the closest Doug has been to a breast in a long time. 

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Re: Douglas Alert!
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2014, 02:37:11 PM »
Somebody posted a picture with full upper nudity in one of the Doug threads.  I photoshopped Doug's head as pasties to make it family friendly.

That picture is still the closest Doug has been to a breast in a long time. 

I think Dougie has been closer to breasts than you think. Looking at his picture it looks to me that he's probably gorged himself on KFC 4 piece meals, which do have a breast included. :-)
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Re: Douglas Alert! Revised!!!
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2014, 03:13:14 PM »
Another thread by Douglas. That makes two in one day. I think he is on the comeback!!!

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One to two inches of snow fell on Atlanta Tuesday and the city was paralyzed

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Re: Douglas Alert!
« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2014, 03:17:46 PM »
LOL, what's up with the one where his face is replacing the nipples on that chick?  :rotf:


 :rotf: :rotf:  I am laughing so hard my stomach hurts.   :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: Douglas Alert!
« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2014, 03:23:48 PM »

 :rotf: :rotf:  I am laughing so hard my stomach hurts.   :rotf: :rotf:

You know, despite this seeming "come-back" by walrus-face, he isn't off the hook until he makes a clean breast of things to his fellow primitives, and apologizes to them for having been such a rectal aperture in the past.
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Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
« Reply #20 on: January 29, 2014, 03:27:34 PM »
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One to two inches of snow fell on Atlanta Tuesday and the city was paralyzed
At least those people were going to or coming from work, Doug.
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Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
« Reply #21 on: January 29, 2014, 03:30:59 PM »
At least those people were going to or coming from work, Doug.
....and it wasn't just snow....and plus the Obama voters making beer and dope runs.
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Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2014, 03:31:56 PM »
At least those people were going to or coming from work, Doug.

Good point, excellent point.

By the way, this snow isn't anything when compared with what we usually have (we haven't had it this winter, though), but I'd be hesitant to laugh at southerners who "can't handle it."

It's new to them; of course they don't know how to handle it.

If Nebraska were to be hit by a hurricane, there'd be a million and a half people with no idea in the world, what to do.
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Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
« Reply #23 on: January 29, 2014, 03:36:25 PM »
We don't get snow down here.  I bet it was a little bit of snow sitting on top of two inches of ice... that's the weather we usually get.
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Re: Douglas Alert!
« Reply #24 on: January 29, 2014, 03:44:34 PM »
Somebody posted a picture with full upper nudity in one of the Doug threads.  I photoshopped Doug's head as pasties to make it family friendly.

That picture is still the closest Doug has been to a breast in a long time. 

Pfhaha!

Nice work... :lmao: