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Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
« Reply #25 on: January 29, 2014, 03:45:46 PM »
None of the Dummies, of course, show any concern for his extended absence.
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Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
« Reply #26 on: January 29, 2014, 03:46:34 PM »
I'm sorry, I don't mean to be an old prude but I thought dicking around with the thread title was verboten?

1 thread now becomes 3, I guess I really don't care, it's not my website but I just don't understand  how the rules are enforced.

Maybe someone could join me in the FC and explain it to me.
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Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
« Reply #27 on: January 29, 2014, 03:47:44 PM »
None of the Dummies, of course, show any concern for his extended absence.

They're as curious as Hell, though; they won't say so, but they want to know.

I really doubt walrus-face is going to manage to carry on much longer without offering an explanation and an apology.

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Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
« Reply #28 on: January 29, 2014, 03:52:28 PM »
The roads are bad in Atlanta Ga. Thanks Douglas for the heads up. Say Doug, how are the roads 900 miles to the north in New Jersey? Specifically Denville New Jersey? Are people making the trip to work ok?
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Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
« Reply #29 on: January 29, 2014, 04:08:02 PM »
The roads are bad in Atlanta Ga. Thanks Douglas for the heads up. Say Doug, how are the roads 900 miles to the north in New Jersey? Specifically Denville New Jersey? Are people making the trip to work ok?

As Sigmund Freud would point out, walrus-face is starved for attention, and so used this rather mundane subject to remind the primitives he still exists.

It's "avoidance;" no way in Hell is he going to satisfy the primitives' curiosity about what happened, but still, he wants some attention and some lovin'.
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Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
« Reply #30 on: January 29, 2014, 04:13:22 PM »
apres moi, le deluge

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Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
« Reply #31 on: January 29, 2014, 04:48:19 PM »
By the way, this snow isn't anything when compared with what we usually have (we haven't had it this winter, though), but I'd be hesitant to laugh at southerners who "can't handle it."

It's new to them; of course they don't know how to handle it.

It has almost nothing to do with knowing how to handle it. Every time it snowed when I lived near the North Coast, there were countless cars spinning out, sliding into the ditch, and into each other. A snowstorm in the north, when it's unexpected or worse than expected, causes traffic chaos until the salt and snowplows clear things up. I remember one seven-mile commute that took me eight hours.

Amber Hoyt, who doesn't yet have a driver's license, could operate a car in a northern snowstorm as long as the plows and salt trucks had been at work.

Here in red state hell a huge number, probably nearly half, of all commuters are transplanted Yankees. When an inch or two of snow gets pounded down into black ice, they can't drive on it, nor can the natives. It's astounding how slick it is. Stationary cars sometimes start sliding sideways off the crown of the road.

After years of observation, my conclusion is that people here drive exactly the same way as people in the north. Both regions have the same proportion of good and bad drivers. The only difference is how much snow removal equipment is available.

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Re: Douglas Alert!
« Reply #32 on: January 29, 2014, 07:34:45 PM »
It's great to see so much CC original artwork...

but what's up with this?




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Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
« Reply #33 on: January 29, 2014, 08:01:04 PM »
Yeah, cuz the fact that 77% of the country thinks government corruption, because of actions of the 0bama administration, coupled with NBC (you know, your favorite news franchise)/WSJ poll shows 74% of Americans think the government is headed in the wrong direction have absolutely no correlation.

It's certainly not a compelling enough reason to listen to the people from the opposite side of the aisle (who aren't responsible for the health care lie, IRS, NSA, Benghazi, Fast & Furious scandals) to see if they're offering something different. Heck, I'd bet both Rand Paul and Mike Lee had plenty of listeners as well. BTW, that first poll I linked to is pretty revealing!

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Re: Douglas Alert!
« Reply #34 on: January 29, 2014, 08:54:47 PM »
It's great to see so much CC original artwork...

but what's up with this?

Gina's picture next to a bunch of spermatazoa!

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Re: Douglas Alert!
« Reply #35 on: January 29, 2014, 09:36:17 PM »






"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

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Re: Douglas Alert!
« Reply #36 on: January 29, 2014, 09:38:11 PM »
It's great to see so much CC original artwork...

but what's up with this?

Gina's picture next to a bunch of spermatazoa!

What the ****???  :lol:  he aint spanking the walrus to it is he? :panic:

And that 3rd sperm from the left is the culprit, I recognize that little sob!






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Re: Douglas Alert!
« Reply #37 on: January 30, 2014, 02:55:55 AM »
It's also so funny considering that most employers do an internet search on prospective employees.

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Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
« Reply #38 on: January 30, 2014, 08:22:58 PM »
So says the one who stole the remote from his workplace.
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Re: Douglas Alert!
« Reply #39 on: January 30, 2014, 08:32:02 PM »
What the ****???  :lol:  he aint spanking the walrus to it is he? :panic:

You make the Walrus think dirty thoughts, Gina!



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And that 3rd sperm from the left is the culprit, I recognize that little sob!

You and that sperm will make a beautiful baby.

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Re: Douglas Alert! REVISED!!!
« Reply #40 on: January 30, 2014, 10:05:01 PM »
Coo-coo-ca-choo!
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