As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?

[Conservative Libertarian]

My job is to randomly piss off half the members of this site.

Then I must give you a bad job report. If that is your job, you should have an equal number of + and - on your reputation. Therefore, you better get cracking. 

[Freeper]

Then I must give you a bad job report. If that is your job, you should have an equal number of + and - on your reputation. Therefore, you better get cracking. 

I have a sock puppet to build up my high fives.

[Big Dog]

That's probably what keeps Big Dog hanging around all the time. 

They're two of the reasons.

[Maxiest]

I don't have a job here really.  I can't express myself in writing as good as some of you and I often go on unmerited tangents because the ****ing DUmmies piss me the **** off.  I cuss a lot and use my apostorphe's wrong all the time aswell as shitty grammer and spelleng.   

[Conservative Libertarian]

I don't have a job here really.  I can't express myself in writing as good as some of you and I often go on unmerited tangents because the ****ing DUmmies piss me the **** off.  I cuss a lot and use my apostorphe's wrong all the time aswell as shitty grammer and spelleng.   

Then your CC job is to cuss at DUmmies.

[Conservative Libertarian]

I have a sock puppet to build up my high fives.

Unfortunately, you would have to out your sock puppet to get full credit for your real job performance. You put yourself in a precarious position. I guees that it only matters if there were an actual monetary reward for your job performance.

[biersmythe]

I don't have a job here really.  I can't express myself in writing as good as some of you and I often go on unmerited tangents because the ****ing DUmmies piss me the **** off.  I cuss a lot and use my apostorphe's wrong all the time aswell as shitty grammer and spelleng.   

Yea you kinda listed the same problems I have....got to edit and mute ...ect all my posts.

[Maxiest]

Yea you kinda listed the same problems I have....got to edit and mute ...ect all my posts.

As I have aged I have some regret about my grammar although in a business setting I have to write emails all the time and do a better job.  Here I just get ragged at the DUmmies and don't' really care.  Math, Chemistry, is where I excelled without even blinking an eye.  Grammar, writing, etc. not so much.  I was to busy being the jock, drinking beer, and chasing tail when I was in HS to care about my English class's.  I realize now I should have.  Oh well.

[biersmythe]

As I have aged I have some regret about my grammar although in a business setting I have to write emails all the time and do a better job.  Here I just get ragged at the DUmmies and don't' really care.  Math, Chemistry, is where I excelled without even blinking an eye.  Grammar, writing, etc. not so much.  I was to busy being the jock, drinking beer, and chasing tail when I was in HS to care about my English class's.  I realize now I should have.  Oh well.

HAHA other than the jock part (mine was cars) Did we hang out in school together...lol I slept in English class and stayed after school in Auto Mechanics class to finish what I was working on in 5th and 6th....

[Dori]

I don't have a job here really.     

Me either.  I feel like I'm still in training.  A lot of things being discussed here go over my head. 

[Maxiest]

HAHA other than the jock part (mine was cars) Did we hang out in school together...lol I slept in English class and stayed after school in Auto Mechanics class to finish what I was working on in 5th and 6th....

On the day of my graduation, I had to wait for my English teacher to finish scoring the finals to see if I passed...  I literally had to wait to walk until she showed up with the scores.  I made it by 1 point.

[obumazombie]

Me either.  I feel like I'm still in training.  A lot of things being discussed here go over my head. 

So your CC job is to not have a job. Hmmm that sounds like a pretty good job.

[obumazombie]

On the day of my graduation, I had to wait for my English teacher to finish scoring the finals to see if I passed...  I literally had to wait to walk until she showed up with the scores.  I made it by 1 point.

Forum High School nostalgia expert ?

[Maxiest]

So your CC job is to not have a job. Hmmm that sounds like a pretty good job.

If I were a DUmmie and could collect unemployment, food stamps, and free healthcare.

[Eupher]

Vulgar brawler.

I think you have an especially sensitive lib-sensing schnozz.

[freedumb2003b]

If I were a DUmmie and could collect unemployment, food stamps, and free healthcare.

Make sure you pack your Colt 45 40s.  

And change your last name to Gonzalez so you are untouchable (just don't say you are from Spain).

[obumazombie]

If I were a DUmmie and could collect unemployment, food stamps, and free healthcare.

And you could be...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmOe27SJ3Yc[/youtube]

 Cave King Of The Road !

[Conservative Libertarian]

And you could be...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmOe27SJ3Yc[/youtube]

 Cave King Of The Road !

H^5

[Bad Dog]

I think you have an especially sensitive lib-sensing schnozz.

I agree.  I could think of some humorous job titles for that but, will refrain out of a sense of decorum.

[Conservative Libertarian]

I agree.  I could think of some humorous job titles for that but, will refrain out of a sense of decorum.

Liberal Sniffer Outer

[Bad Dog]

Liberal Sniffer Outer

I said humorous.

[Purple Sage]

I agree.  I could think of some humorous job titles for that but, will refrain out of a sense of decorum.

[Purple Sage]

I think you have an especially sensitive lib-sensing schnozz.

Indeed.  I do suffer from acute lib paranoia.  Comes from having to sniff them out during job interviews.  They are lazy, whining, worthless people on the whole.

[freedumb2003b]

Liberal Sniffer Outer

I said humorous.

liberal sniffer inner?

[Bad Dog]

You have piqued my interest.  Any cheap motels near your place?