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Offline Purple Sage

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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #75 on: January 12, 2014, 01:34:11 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on January 12, 2014, 01:29:43 PM
You have piqued my interest.  Any cheap motels near your place?

It was a "slip" joke.

 :hammer:
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #76 on: January 12, 2014, 01:45:10 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on January 12, 2014, 01:20:23 PM


liberal sniffer inner?


That's not humourous. It's disgusting.  :rotf:
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #77 on: January 12, 2014, 01:46:40 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 12, 2014, 11:40:12 AM
They're two of the reasons.

Why am I afraid to ask about the "other" reasons?  :naughty:
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #78 on: January 12, 2014, 01:49:00 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on January 12, 2014, 01:13:42 PM


I said humorous.

The Man With The Liberal Schnazz ????
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #79 on: January 12, 2014, 02:04:22 PM »
Quote from: Purple Sage on January 12, 2014, 01:34:11 PM
It was a "slip" joke.

 :hammer:

Of course, we must keep up appearances.

P.S. I have my own personalized food/water bowls but they won't let you bring Friskies on the bus anymore (Some sort of DHS tripe I expect.).
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #80 on: January 12, 2014, 02:10:15 PM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on January 12, 2014, 01:45:10 PM
That's not humourous. It's disgusting.  :rotf:

Man, tough crowd.


Don't get me started on my ex-wife...
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #81 on: January 12, 2014, 02:11:53 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on January 12, 2014, 02:10:15 PM
Man, tough crowd.


Don't get me started on my ex-wife...


As Steve Martin used to say, "Comedy is not pretty."
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #82 on: January 12, 2014, 02:17:48 PM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on January 12, 2014, 02:11:53 PM
As Steve Martin used to say, "Comedy is not pretty."

I remember one time I took a taxi from the airport and asked him to take me where the action is.

He took me to my place...

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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #83 on: January 12, 2014, 02:18:27 PM »
Quote from: Purple Sage on January 12, 2014, 01:34:11 PM
It was a "slip" joke.

 :hammer:

Or, if Japanese might it be a Nip joke?
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #84 on: January 12, 2014, 02:18:36 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on January 12, 2014, 02:04:22 PM
Of course, we must keep up appearances.

P.S. I have my own personalized food/water bowls but they won't let you bring Friskies on the bus anymore (Some sort of DHS tripe I expect.).

Be careful with that cat food.  It might give you a tummy ache.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #85 on: January 12, 2014, 02:19:48 PM »
Quote from: Purple Sage on January 12, 2014, 02:18:36 PM
Be careful with that cat food.  It might give you a tummy ache.

Tripe can make great Menudo (the dish not the group)...
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #86 on: January 12, 2014, 02:23:55 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on January 12, 2014, 02:17:48 PM
I remember one time I took a taxi from the airport and asked him to take me where the action is.

He took me to my place...



You ripped that one from Rodney Dangerfield. :rotf:
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #87 on: January 12, 2014, 02:25:08 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on January 12, 2014, 02:19:48 PM
Tripe can make great Menudo (the dish not the group)...


A new metaphor is born.  When cavers give you tripe, make menudo.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #88 on: January 12, 2014, 02:34:41 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on January 12, 2014, 11:09:26 AM
Y'all are the chauffeurs. You should be seen and not heard.

That's quite alright. We tend to prefer to let the ladies do the moaning... umm, I mean talking, yeah, talking, for us...

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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #89 on: January 12, 2014, 02:46:47 PM »
Who's going to break it to the Zombie that his thread has been hijacked.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #90 on: January 12, 2014, 02:51:32 PM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on January 12, 2014, 02:23:55 PM
You ripped that one from Rodney Dangerfield. :rotf:

Only word for word.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #91 on: January 12, 2014, 03:04:11 PM »
My job?  Reality checker.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #92 on: January 12, 2014, 03:06:39 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 12, 2014, 03:04:11 PM
My job?  Reality checker.

I think you need a staff for that.

:)
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #93 on: January 12, 2014, 03:19:17 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on January 12, 2014, 03:06:39 PM
I think you need a staff for that.

:)

Would an old upright organ do?  Badumpbump.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #94 on: January 12, 2014, 03:20:00 PM »
Great thread, kudos to the OP.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #95 on: January 12, 2014, 03:24:48 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on January 12, 2014, 03:20:00 PM
Great thread, kudos to the OP.

Wait....What?
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #96 on: January 12, 2014, 03:26:53 PM »
Snark. I supply the snark, Hey buddy, you interested in some snark, got your snark right here. Three finger snark $20.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #97 on: January 12, 2014, 03:32:30 PM »
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #98 on: January 12, 2014, 03:33:44 PM »
Quote from: Rick on January 12, 2014, 03:26:53 PM
Snark. I supply the snark, Hey buddy, you interested in some snark, got your snark right here. Three finger snark $20.

Cutty Snark -- good stuff!
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #99 on: January 12, 2014, 03:35:41 PM »
Same as real life...Goober.
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