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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #100 on: January 12, 2014, 03:58:42 PM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on January 12, 2014, 01:46:40 PM
Why am I afraid to ask about the "other" reasons?  :naughty:

It's no secret.

Pie and boobiez!
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #101 on: January 12, 2014, 04:06:38 PM »
I am the teenager that laughs at every dirty joke.    :naughty:
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #102 on: January 12, 2014, 05:04:58 PM »
Quote from: Gina on January 12, 2014, 04:06:38 PM
I am the teenager that laughs at every dirty joke.    :naughty:

Hell, girl; you the one TELLIN' most of 'em!!!   :-) :popcorn: :fuelfire:
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #103 on: January 12, 2014, 05:05:04 PM »
Quote from: Gina on January 12, 2014, 04:06:38 PM
I am the teenager that laughs at every dirty joke.    :naughty:

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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #104 on: January 12, 2014, 05:38:11 PM »
I am the resident cutiepatootie!!!
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #105 on: January 12, 2014, 05:44:28 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on January 12, 2014, 05:04:58 PM
Hell, girl; you the one TELLIN' most of 'em!!!   :-) :popcorn: :fuelfire:

Thought that might be overlooked  :whistling:
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #106 on: January 12, 2014, 05:55:52 PM »
I'm the one that makes smart aleck comments most of the time, and argues Christianity...um...way too much?   :p
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #107 on: January 12, 2014, 06:06:38 PM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on January 12, 2014, 05:55:52 PM
I'm the one that makes smart aleck comments most of the time, and argues Christianity...um...way too much?   :p

Not too much. It's an important job. You represent Christian conservatism - and you do it well.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #108 on: January 12, 2014, 06:10:52 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 12, 2014, 06:06:38 PM
Not too much. It's an important job. You represent Christian conservatism - and you do it well.

Agreed.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #109 on: January 12, 2014, 07:48:15 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 12, 2014, 03:58:42 PM
It's no secret.

Pie and boobiez!

So, if there is pie on boobies or boobies in pie, you are really happy.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #110 on: January 12, 2014, 07:51:39 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on January 12, 2014, 05:38:11 PM
I am the resident cutiepatootie!!!

In my neck of the woods, patoot = ass. So, that means you are the CC member whose job it is to have a cute ass?
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #111 on: January 12, 2014, 07:55:35 PM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on January 12, 2014, 07:48:15 PM
So, if there is pie on boobies or boobies in pie, you are really happy.

Yes.

Bacon, pie, boobiez, and beer (in any order) are the Big Four at CC. Some of our happiest times have been spent discussing the various permutations.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #112 on: January 12, 2014, 07:57:35 PM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on January 12, 2014, 07:51:39 PM
In my neck of the woods, patoot = ass. So, that means you are the CC member whose job it is to have a cute ass?
Good thing you said have a cute ass, not be a cute ass... :-) though I can be a pain in the ass... :whistling:
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #113 on: January 12, 2014, 08:02:24 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on January 12, 2014, 07:57:35 PM
Good thing you said have a cute ass, not be a cute ass... :-) though I can be a pain in the ass... :whistling:

Which may have an interesting link to the internet dating thread. :tongue:
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #114 on: January 12, 2014, 08:06:31 PM »
Are there any CC job openings?  I'm looking for a job.   Hope to receive a positive response to my application.   :whistling:

If not, I could just stay a happy Retired Gal Friday.    :-)

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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #115 on: January 12, 2014, 08:21:09 PM »
I may be the resident "hick from the sticks" and my contribution here is most often boosting the numbers of members online by 1.

I'm as slow to talk in real life as I am to get into a conversation on here.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #116 on: January 13, 2014, 12:42:03 AM »
Once I am a member in good standing I will let you know.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #117 on: January 13, 2014, 12:52:08 AM »
I'd like to think I'm like this guy to all of DU



But I'm probably more like this.



this is what happens when the sex and booze crowd hardly shows up anymore
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #118 on: January 13, 2014, 01:56:07 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on January 13, 2014, 12:52:08 AM
this is what happens when the sex and booze crowd hardly shows up anymore

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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #119 on: January 13, 2014, 04:28:24 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on January 13, 2014, 12:42:03 AM
Once I am a member in good standing I will let you know.

The forum rebel ?
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #120 on: January 13, 2014, 08:01:05 AM »
I guess I have thought of my job description a little bit.

I am the sarcastic hypocrisy pointer outer.  I often do this by going into DUmode.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #121 on: January 13, 2014, 08:50:06 AM »
I thought about this a bit, and the only thing I can come up with is this:

Every group needs a Murdock. Thats me.

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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #122 on: January 13, 2014, 09:25:35 AM »
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #123 on: January 13, 2014, 09:27:29 AM »
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"The society that puts equality before freedom will end up with neither; the society that puts freedom before equality will end up with a great measure of both."

"Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program."

"We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes nonwork."

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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #124 on: January 13, 2014, 09:43:37 AM »
Quote from: CollectivismMustDie on January 13, 2014, 08:50:06 AM
I thought about this a bit, and the only thing I can come up with is this:

Every group needs a Murdock. Thats me.

Noting odd connections that most might not make, because they're odd, with a dash of BBQ added into the mix.




CMD

You're vesta?
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