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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #750 on: January 15, 2014, 11:14:54 AM »
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #751 on: January 15, 2014, 12:06:44 PM »
Quote from: CollectivismMustDie on January 15, 2014, 10:44:47 AM




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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #752 on: January 15, 2014, 12:07:01 PM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on January 15, 2014, 11:13:09 AM
We all know now that it's been outed where she works, and that taxpayers pay her salary, she will not post here during the day.  If she does, it will be on her "lunch hour," which is probably still paid for by taxpayers.

She's on the dole. 

I'm guessing she is an adjunct, no office maybe a mail slot.  They always refer to themselves as "professor" and conveniently leave out the adjunct part.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #753 on: January 15, 2014, 12:11:11 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on January 15, 2014, 11:14:54 AM
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Quote from: anti-spelunker on January 12, 2014, 03:46:52 PM
I'm thinking the Lord of the Rings might be important. 

The DUmmie should pay heed to the old saying:

Never hand someone a loaded gun unless you're sure where they're going to point it.


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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #754 on: January 15, 2014, 12:18:01 PM »
And now that I can finally put a face to the idiot, I have a question.  I thought Jugs was considered one of the better looking Dummies?   Or was that just a running joke on the cave?? 

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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #755 on: January 15, 2014, 12:22:37 PM »
Quote from: HawkHogan on January 15, 2014, 12:18:01 PM
And now that I can finally put a face to the idiot, I have a question.  I thought Jugs was considered one of the better looking Dummies?   Or was that just a running joke on the cave?? 



Same here.  She's not what I pictured at all.  I thought she'd appear younger, more svelte, a halfway pretty face.  Not the typical lib she-hag displayed in the University pic.  :/  I was astonished, frankly.  Maybe the University pic is just a bad pic of her?  I missed the pic that had her all butt hurt.  Was that one better?
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #756 on: January 15, 2014, 12:37:22 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on January 15, 2014, 12:07:01 PM
I'm guessing she is an adjunct, no office maybe a mail slot.  They always refer to themselves as "professor" and conveniently leave out the adjunct part.

Nope, she's a professional beggar:

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... coordinates grant seeking for faculty in the arts and humanities.

She looks forward to assisting arts and humanities faculty in obtaining financial support for the valuable research and creative activity in which they engage.
http://grants.cla.umn.edu/people/whoweare.html
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"We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and then bid the geldings to be fruitful."

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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #757 on: January 15, 2014, 12:40:25 PM »
Quote from: Purple Sage on January 15, 2014, 12:22:37 PM
Same here.  She's not what I pictured at all.  I thought she'd appear younger, more svelte, a halfway pretty face. 

What?  You don't think the "official" photo of a middle aged woman looking like she's making eyes at a Marine Corporal during a Bennigan's happy hour is a good one?
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"We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and then bid the geldings to be fruitful."

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A community may possess all the necessary moral qualifications, in so high a degree, as to be capable of self-government under the most adverse circumstances; while, on the other hand, another may be so sunk in ignorance and vice, as to be incapable of forming a conception of liberty, or of living, even when most favored by circumstances, under any other than an absolute and despotic government.

John C Calhoun, "Disquisition on Government", 1840

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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #758 on: January 15, 2014, 12:41:21 PM »
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Quote from: Skul on January 14, 2014, 06:05:01 PM
PhD=one trick pony.
So blatantly specialized in one narrow subject, that they ignore everything else.
Has tendency to feel superior to all others. False authority syndrome is a characteristic indication.
Fortunately, it's a lie. They are quite ignorant of life and reality.
A wonderful example of this....below.  :-)
Quote from: anti-spelunker on January 14, 2014, 09:00:11 PM
Your site has been informed that you are using that photo if violation of Photobucket's privacy and Photobucket provisions.  In downloading it or continuing to use a photo which is not legally publicly accessible on the web, you are engaging in THEFT.  That shows a complete disregard for property rights and makes you a CRIMINAL.  Each and every time someone here uses that photo, they are willfully and purposefully violating the property rights of others and engaging in criminal activity.  Photobucket removed those pictures for a reason, yet you lack enough respect for PROPERTY rights to follow the law.  That shows how completely hollow your political ideology is.  If property rights can be used to justify allowing 25,000 people to die every year, it's all good, but if violating property rights allows you to make fun of someone who dares to think differently from you, the hell with the law.  That is hypocrisy, which is of course the hallmark of teabaggers.  

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: @ :jugs:  :yahoo:

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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #759 on: January 15, 2014, 12:55:45 PM »
Quote from: anti-spelunker on January 14, 2014, 08:52:44 PM
You people are getting nastier by the moment.  Obviously you don't want me here, so that's fine.  Keep up the hate.  You obviously live for it.  

Go **** yourself, you stupid whore.

The last time you were banned for claiming we were the ones responsible for the Boston bombing.

And then you claim Traveshamockery is attention whoring.

You're a nasty bitch who lives by the indulgences of others.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #760 on: January 15, 2014, 02:15:20 PM »
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You people are getting nastier by the moment.  Obviously you don't want me here, so that's fine.  Keep up the hate.  You obviously live for it.

Good Lord, it's not like any of us EVER wanted you here.  YOU assumed that everyone would share your opinion of your own importance, mistaking forbearance for appreciation and submission.  Things here don't work the way they do at DU, where you abuse everyone with whom you disagree in the Gungeon with impunity, but are shielded by $kammer and the KKKoven from any turnabout in the witches' cauldron forum by cries of victimhood and sexism.

Good riddance, you narcissistic authoritarian twat.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #761 on: January 15, 2014, 05:14:37 PM »
Hmmmm.  Let's see here.

Couldn't get along with anyone here.  Couldn't get along with anyone over at DU.

The clear constant in this equation is . . .

You

Perhaps it's time to meditate on some values?
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #762 on: January 15, 2014, 05:16:58 PM »
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #763 on: January 15, 2014, 05:18:37 PM »
Quote from: redwhit on January 15, 2014, 05:14:37 PM
Hmmmm.  Let's see here.

Couldn't get along with anyone here.  Couldn't get along with anyone over at DU.

The clear constant in this equation is . . .

You...

... Ergo, obviously, it's Bush's fault. :thatsright: :rotf: :lmao: :rofl:
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #764 on: January 15, 2014, 06:06:52 PM »
Wait. Where are you going?

I was going to make espresso.



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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #765 on: January 15, 2014, 06:09:39 PM »
Quote from: redwhit on January 15, 2014, 05:14:37 PM
Hmmmm.  Let's see here.

Couldn't get along with anyone here.  Couldn't get along with anyone over at DU.

The clear constant in this equation is . . .

You

The whole mess, summed up in one post.

Bravo, sir, bravo...   :clap:
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"We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and then bid the geldings to be fruitful."

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A community may possess all the necessary moral qualifications, in so high a degree, as to be capable of self-government under the most adverse circumstances; while, on the other hand, another may be so sunk in ignorance and vice, as to be incapable of forming a conception of liberty, or of living, even when most favored by circumstances, under any other than an absolute and despotic government.

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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #766 on: January 15, 2014, 06:17:17 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 15, 2014, 06:06:52 PM
Wait. Where are you going?

I was going to make espresso.



(H/T to Mel Brooks and NHSparky)

I was going to tell her get me a beer and make me a freaking sammitch!

(btw: IMDB says that espresso line was ad-libbed)
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #767 on: January 15, 2014, 06:25:47 PM »
Quote from: txradioguy on January 15, 2014, 02:43:12 AM
And she wonders why men won't pay any attention to her much less have any desire to take her home.
No one loves the way she becomes an enormous green raging psycho-bitch.
No one is gonna go home with that.

BainsBane = Forever alone.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #768 on: January 15, 2014, 08:19:42 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on January 15, 2014, 06:25:47 PM
No one loves the way she becomes an enormous green raging psycho-bitch.
No one is gonna go home with that.

BainsBane = Forever alone.
She feels not alone and not shunned when she is creating drama.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #769 on: January 15, 2014, 09:07:01 PM »
My good friends, we have overlooked a greater tragedy in this latest kerfunkle:  If DUmmie fitman hadn't been such a thin skinned bitch and ran away, he would have had free reign to verbally beat one of his greatest tormentors.

Ah, well, such is life....
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"We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and then bid the geldings to be fruitful."

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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #770 on: January 15, 2014, 09:10:32 PM »
Quote from: HawkHogan on January 15, 2014, 12:18:01 PM
And now that I can finally put a face to the idiot, I have a question.  I thought Jugs was considered one of the better looking Dummies?   Or was that just a running joke on the cave?? 
That photo is probably 8-10 years old.  You know how you get hired on to a job and they take your picture a dozen times and it's the last time they do?  It's like the DMV.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #771 on: January 15, 2014, 09:49:06 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 15, 2014, 09:10:32 PM
That photo is probably 8-10 years old.  You know how you get hired on to a job and they take your picture a dozen times and it's the last time they do?  It's like the DMV.

Those enormous, freakish headlights are permanently on low beam.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #772 on: January 15, 2014, 10:29:06 PM »
I'm sure she thought she could come over here and edumacate us cavers with her incredible intelligence. 

She's one of those people I would describe as having pseudo-intelligence.  She knows a whole lot of shit about nothing really important, and she's gotten through some liberal college and doctorate program with a lot of useless information about useless crap and absolutely zero common sense. 
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #773 on: January 15, 2014, 11:42:31 PM »
The one trick pony did everything in its power to dictate and demand how the thread progressed.
I've seen enough pseudo-intellectuals to recognize the technique.
Elitist false authority syndrome, the works.
A pathetic display well suited for a DUmpmonkey.
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Re: BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp
« Reply #774 on: January 16, 2014, 01:38:29 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on January 15, 2014, 12:40:25 PM
What?  You don't think the "official" photo of a middle aged woman looking like she's making eyes at a Marine Corporal during a Bennigan's happy hour is a good one?

No.  Not what I would have chose for what was supposed to be a professional pic. 
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