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Offline HawkHogan

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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #50 on: December 06, 2013, 01:07:26 PM »
I've been lurking on Conservative Cave ever since that idiot got himself fired from a dealership for hiding the remote.  I'm originally from Free Republic, but I tend to lurk there as well.  This idiot has inspired me to finally create an account.

I can only hope that his latest avatar will get him banned from DU, and he will be forced with lament with other DUmmy rejects over on their Facebook page. 
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #51 on: December 06, 2013, 01:08:53 PM »
Quote from: HawkHogan on December 06, 2013, 01:07:26 PM
I've been lurking on Conservative Cave ever since that idiot got himself fired from a dealership for hiding the remote.  I'm originally from Free Republic, but I tend to lurk there as well.  This idiot has inspired me to finally create an account.

I can only hope that his latest avatar will get him banned from DU, and he will be forced with lament with other DUmmy rejects over on their Facebook page. 

Or the DU "Panic Room" Yahoo group.

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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #52 on: December 06, 2013, 01:10:45 PM »
I was just too interested in his posting history, so I had to sign up now. 

What a pathetic attempt to be a mole.  Nuking China?  Does he think that conservatives are the little kids on the Jimmy Kimmel show?
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #53 on: December 06, 2013, 01:17:19 PM »
Pretzel the Molester's avatar



The primitives haven't changed a bit. They've been upset since day one that we point and laugh at their stupidity and to this day it still bothers them. Ten years from now they still won't like it.

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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #54 on: December 06, 2013, 01:17:45 PM »
Quote from: HawkHogan on December 06, 2013, 01:10:45 PM
I was just too interested in his posting history, so I had to sign up now. 

What a pathetic attempt to be a mole.  Nuking China?  Does he think that conservatives are the little kids on the Jimmy Kimmel show?

Well, yes; yes, he does.
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #55 on: December 06, 2013, 01:19:53 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on December 06, 2013, 01:17:19 PM
Pretzel the Molester's avatar



The primitives haven't changed a bit. They've been upset since day one that we point and laugh at their stupidity and to this day it still bothers them. Ten years from now they still won't like it.

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What a silly little queen.
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #56 on: December 06, 2013, 01:20:46 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on December 06, 2013, 12:13:57 PM
Alright, which one of you jerks gave him another Hi-5?
That was the other one. (not the one a couple above, however).
Thinking of which, perhaps we should all H5^ the idiot just for fun.
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #57 on: December 06, 2013, 01:40:36 PM »
The twisted-dough-warfare primitive, a particularly loud and nasty poster, also happens to be a part of the "hate guns" bunch over there.

I hear tell, that molesters are afraid of guns and the people that own them, often even to the point of hatred...

Just saying.

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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #58 on: December 06, 2013, 01:44:10 PM »
The title of this thread reminded me of this little clip from Caddyshack:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeJVTimlyWk[/youtube]
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #59 on: December 06, 2013, 01:56:57 PM »
Quote from: CollectivismMustDie on December 06, 2013, 01:40:36 PM
The twisted-dough-warfare primitive, a particularly loud and nasty poster, also happens to be a part of the "hate guns" bunch over there.

I hear tell, that molesters are afraid of guns and the people that own them, often even to the point of hatred...

Just saying.



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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #60 on: December 06, 2013, 02:26:37 PM »
Quote from: HawkHogan on December 06, 2013, 01:07:26 PM
I've been lurking on Conservative Cave ever since that idiot got himself fired from a dealership for hiding the remote.  I'm originally from Free Republic, but I tend to lurk there as well.  This idiot has inspired me to finally create an account.

I can only hope that his latest avatar will get him banned from DU, and he will be forced with lament with other DUmmy rejects over on their Facebook page. 

Uhmmm...I think you have your story lines mixed up.
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #61 on: December 06, 2013, 02:32:06 PM »
Quote from: Washington_Conservative on December 06, 2013, 02:26:37 PM
Uhmmm...I think you have your story lines mixed up.

Great to see you back WC (recess over I guess).  I was reading your defense of Mikey J over at the dump.  Could you elaborate on how he has contributed to Americas greatness?
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #62 on: December 06, 2013, 02:34:20 PM »
Quote from: Washington_Conservative on December 06, 2013, 02:26:37 PM
Uhmmm...I think you have your story lines mixed up.

Well to be fair all you moonbats are 100% interchangeable. You are the just like the Borg except lucky for everyone weapons make you piss your pink panties in fear, so it's doubtful any of you could harm anyone.
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Re: Pedophile Pretzel-Warrior defends pedophile Michael Jackson
« Reply #63 on: December 06, 2013, 02:35:09 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 06, 2013, 10:27:51 AM
Your writing style really sucks.  Where did you learn English composition, a cosmetology school?

He/she dropped out...


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