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Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« on: December 05, 2013, 04:53:44 PM »
and looks like a child molester. He certainly DEFENDS child molesters:

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20. nothing was even close to proven regarding those allegations.

Hey, what kid DOESN'T enjoy a game of butt-darts every now and then, eh, Molestzel Warrior?


Anyway...just pointing our what a turd Molest-zel Warrior is. No reason, really.
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2013, 04:55:41 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on December 05, 2013, 04:53:44 PM
Anyway...just pointing our what a turd Molest-zel Warrior is. No reason, really.

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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2013, 04:57:40 PM »
Pretzel Warrior is a fan of the Soapy Sandusky.
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2013, 05:02:33 PM »
Pretzel Warrior is as dumb as a box of rocks.
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2013, 05:03:07 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 05, 2013, 05:02:33 PM
Pretzel Warrior is as dumb as a box of rocks.


     And like tuna, he comes in little cans.
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2013, 05:03:22 PM »
Good grief, now that stupid pretzel primitive is making a run.
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2013, 05:03:57 PM »
I would be upset too if I had a rat's nest of hair like he's sporting.  

He's at that awkward stage in life where he still has enough hair that it looks poorly when not tended to, while at the same time too much bald to really justify buying a comb.

Poor guy.    
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2013, 05:06:12 PM »
I guess my question from the other thread to him has been answered.

And the answer is, "HELL NAW!"
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2013, 05:10:34 PM »
Quote from: Skul on December 05, 2013, 05:03:22 PM
Good grief, now that stupid pretzel primitive is making a run.

I dunno....I don't think we should nominate pedophiles.
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2013, 05:17:15 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on December 05, 2013, 05:10:34 PM
I dunno....I don't think we should nominate pedophiles.
We'd have to remove Willburr Pittstain, if we did that.
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2013, 05:26:24 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 05, 2013, 05:02:33 PM
Pretzel Warrior is as dumb as a box of rocks.

I have to disagree with you, Freep. I seem to remember performing a very scientific study a bit back comparing DUmmies to a box of rocks. The box of rocks scored higher in intelligence.
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2013, 05:33:32 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on December 05, 2013, 05:26:24 PM
I have to disagree with you, Freep. I seem to remember performing a very scientific study a bit back comparing DUmmies to a box of rocks. The box of rocks scored higher in intelligence.

I was trying to be nice.
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2013, 05:35:49 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 05, 2013, 05:33:32 PM
I was trying to be nice.
We understand, however, the box of rocks, is pissed.
Go sit in the corner with the beer cooler.
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2013, 05:42:26 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on December 05, 2013, 05:10:34 PM
I dunno....I don't think we should nominate pedophiles.

I think he can win, and it wouldn't shock me if he did,but it should be mentioned on his award citation that he is a little can opener.
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2013, 05:54:49 PM »
Quote from: EagleKeeper on December 05, 2013, 05:42:26 PM
I think he can win, and it wouldn't shock me if he did,but it should be mentioned on his award citation that he is a little can opener.

Most people who instantly go to the "child molestor" route of insults are usually, themselves, child molestors.

Seek help. Do it for the children.
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2013, 05:56:10 PM »
Quote from: Washington_Conservative on December 05, 2013, 05:54:49 PM
Most people who instantly go to the "child molestor" route of insults are usually, themselves, child molestors.

Seek help. Do it for the children.


     I think you protest a little too much, MJ. Again, why not say which DUmmy you are, before we do?
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2013, 05:57:28 PM »
Quote from: Washington_Conservative on December 05, 2013, 05:54:49 PM
Most people who instantly go to the "child molestor" route of insults are usually, themselves, child molestors.

Seek help. Do it for the children.

My my my, aren't WE defensive?
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2013, 05:59:24 PM »
I like you man.

You should stick around, make a thread, make a point!
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2013, 06:01:13 PM »
Quote from: Washington_Conservative on December 05, 2013, 05:54:49 PM
Most people who instantly go to the "child molestor" route of insults are usually, themselves, child molestors.

Seek help. Do it for the children.

The irony of you posting to a thread about yourself, on kiddy porn, is almost award worthy.

But not really.
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Pedophile Pretzel-Warrior defends pedophile Michael Jackson
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2013, 06:03:38 PM »
And still absolutely loathes Martin Bashir for confirming Jackson's depraved perversions.

Child molester haz a sad

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I never forgave Martin Bashir for that shitty job he did on Michael Jackson

so good riddance, buddy.

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Re: Pedophile Pretzel-Warrior defends pedophile Michael Jackson
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2013, 06:18:44 PM »
Pretzel-Warrior is a real ass.
MJ is a pedo, and lower than dirt. He is likely roasting in hell right now.
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2013, 06:21:53 PM »
Our moles don`t even need a heads up on the Island of demented idiots to find these half wits.
PW...learn a lesson,we can fit in among you because a sane person can always fake lunacy.
You cretins can never fake being normal.  :lmao:
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2013, 06:23:34 PM »
Quote from: Carl on December 05, 2013, 06:21:53 PM
Our moles don`t even need a heads up on the Island of demented idiots to find these half wits.
PW...learn a lesson,we can fit in among you because a sane person can always fake lunacy.
You cretins can never fake being normal.  :lmao:


     Wow. That is profound. ^5...may steal that for my sig.

     Well played.
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2013, 06:33:49 PM »
Quote from: Washington_Conservative on December 05, 2013, 05:54:49 PM
Most people who instantly go to the "child molestor" route of insults are usually, themselves, child molestors.

Not really, ****o.  And I think the queers are going to be a bit pissed off that you've stolen that bullshit meme from them and twisted it to your own sick uses.

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Seek help. Do it for the children.

Don't you have another pedophile to defend somewhere, five-head? 

If I do anything "for the children", it's to put your picture next to a rape whistle or "panic button" with a note saying "use in case of running into this weirdo".
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2013, 06:37:46 PM »
Quote from: Washington_Conservative on December 05, 2013, 05:54:49 PM
Most people who instantly go to the "child molestor" route of insults are usually, themselves, child molestors.

Seek help. Do it for the children.
Any sort of link supporting such a statement would be welcome.

Oh, can't find it, can you.
Now prove it.
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