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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #25 on: December 05, 2013, 07:11:50 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on December 05, 2013, 05:10:34 PM
I dunno....I don't think we should nominate pedophiles.

I wonder how many DUmmies are pedophiles themselves.  :mental: :o :argh:
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Re: Pedophile Pretzel-Warrior defends pedophile Michael Jackson
« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2013, 07:13:28 PM »
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I never forgave Martin Bashir for that shitty job he did on Michael Jackson

so good riddance, buddy.

Here's something we hope you'll really like:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYkh1WF60x0[/youtube]

**** Michael Jackson
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Re: Pedophile Pretzel-Warrior defends pedophile Michael Jackson
« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2013, 07:16:30 PM »
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I never forgave Martin Bashir for that shitty job he did on Michael Jackson

so good riddance, buddy.

66 replies, 1080 views

Is that you, Jerry Sandusky?  :bird:
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Re: Pedophile Pretzel-Warrior defends pedophile Michael Jackson
« Reply #28 on: December 05, 2013, 07:21:15 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on December 05, 2013, 07:16:30 PM
Is that you, Jerry Sandusky?  :bird:

Pretzel is back at the DUmp, wildly PM-ing his buddies, whining about being slandered. Pretzel, we haz all your bases belong to us!

DUMbass.
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Re: Pedophile Pretzel-Warrior defends pedophile Michael Jackson
« Reply #29 on: December 05, 2013, 07:22:46 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on December 05, 2013, 07:21:15 PM
Pretzel is back at the DUmp, wildly PM-ing his buddies, whining about being slandered. Pretzel, we haz all your bases belong to us!

DUMbass.

He is trying to be DOTY. As much as I laugh at DUmmies, some of them could be dangerous. They could be potential criminals.  :o
« Last Edit: December 05, 2013, 07:24:48 PM by Ptarmigan »
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Re: Pedophile Pretzel-Warrior defends pedophile Michael Jackson
« Reply #30 on: December 05, 2013, 07:29:39 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on December 05, 2013, 07:22:46 PM
He is trying to be DOTY. As much as I laugh at DUmmies, some of them could be dangerous. They could be potential criminals.

potential? In the short time I've been here, I've been witness to posts advocating vagrancy, theft, man acts, drug use, death threats, murder, and who knows what else.  That whole place is filled with the worst of the worst. All of them feed off of the bad behaviour of the next and it's just a powder keg sitting in a match factory. Potential is much too generous. 
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #31 on: December 05, 2013, 07:36:37 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on December 05, 2013, 07:11:50 PM
I wonder how many DUmmies are pedophiles themselves.  :mental: :o :argh:

Chris Hanson made a fortune interviewing them.  Heck, they probably got all the prospects by trolling the island as a 13 yr old boy. 
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #32 on: December 05, 2013, 08:07:02 PM »
Quote from: landofconfusion80 on December 05, 2013, 07:29:39 PM
potential? In the short time I've been here, I've been witness to posts advocating vagrancy, theft, man acts, drug use, death threats, murder, and who knows what else.  That whole place is filled with the worst of the worst. All of them feed off of the bad behaviour of the next and it's just a powder keg sitting in a match factory. Potential is much too generous.  

You're right. DUmmies are criminals.  :banghead:
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #33 on: December 05, 2013, 10:30:12 PM »
Quote from: landofconfusion80 on December 05, 2013, 07:36:37 PM
Chris Hanson made a fortune interviewing them. 
Then he was DUmb enough to send dick pics to his mistress.
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Re: Pedophile Pretzel-Warrior defends pedophile Michael Jackson
« Reply #34 on: December 05, 2013, 11:29:14 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on December 05, 2013, 07:21:15 PM
Pretzel is back at the DUmp, wildly PM-ing his buddies, whining about being slandered. Pretzel, we haz all your bases belong to us!

DUMbass.

Thank you for revealing what a liar you are. I haven't PM'd anyone at DU in over a week. Now your idiot friends here can no what a poser you are; though certainly they already deduced it considering their super human powers smelling out bullshit everyone here is bragging about.
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Re: Pedophile Pretzel-Warrior defends pedophile Michael Jackson
« Reply #35 on: December 06, 2013, 12:05:33 AM »
Quote from: Washington_Conservative on December 05, 2013, 11:29:14 PM
Thank you for revealing what a liar you are. I haven't PM'd anyone at DU in over a week. Now your idiot friends here can no what a poser you are; though certainly they already deduced it considering their super human powers smelling out bullshit everyone here is bragging about.

I had my doubts about WC being PW.  Boy am I embarrassed.

So PW aka WC, how do you feel about Ron Paul?  And, since you are in fact PW, have you stopped molesting little boys?
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Re: Pedophile Pretzel-Warrior defends pedophile Michael Jackson
« Reply #36 on: December 06, 2013, 12:07:31 AM »
Quote from: Washington_Conservative on December 05, 2013, 11:29:14 PM
Thank you for revealing what a liar you are. I haven't PM'd anyone at DU in over a week. Now your idiot friends here can no what a poser you are; though certainly they already deduced it considering their super human powers smelling out bullshit everyone here is bragging about.

I see that the rhetorical device of hyperbole is lost on you.  

I'm also giving you the benefit of the doubt that your usage of "no" instead of "know" was simply a typo, and not a reflection on your vocabulary.
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Re: Pedophile Pretzel-Warrior defends pedophile Michael Jackson
« Reply #37 on: December 06, 2013, 09:08:10 AM »
Quote from: Washington_Conservative on December 05, 2013, 11:29:14 PM
Thank you for revealing what a liar you are. I haven't PM'd anyone at DU in over a week. Now your idiot friends here can no what a poser you are; though certainly they already deduced it considering their super human powers smelling out bullshit everyone here is bragging about.

We smelled you coming before your greasy fingers hit the keyboard.  It's not hard, you cretins stink on ice.
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Re: Pedophile Pretzel-Warrior defends pedophile Michael Jackson
« Reply #38 on: December 06, 2013, 09:09:43 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on December 06, 2013, 12:07:31 AM
I'm also giving you the benefit of the doubt that your usage of "no" instead of "know" was simply a typo, and not a reflection on your vocabulary.

You're too kind.  Everything about this deviant screams "retard".
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"We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and then bid the geldings to be fruitful."

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Re: Pedophile Pretzel-Warrior defends pedophile Michael Jackson
« Reply #39 on: December 06, 2013, 10:27:51 AM »
Quote from: Washington_Conservative on December 05, 2013, 11:29:14 PM
Thank you for revealing what a liar you are. I haven't PM'd anyone at DU in over a week. Now your idiot friends here can no what a poser you are; though certainly they already deduced it considering their super human powers smelling out bullshit everyone here is bragging about.

Your writing style really sucks.  Where did you learn English composition, a cosmetology school?
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #40 on: December 06, 2013, 11:22:10 AM »
Quote from: Washington_Conservative on December 05, 2013, 11:29:14 PM
Thank you for revealing what a liar you are. I haven't PM'd anyone at DU in over a week. Now your idiot friends here can no what a poser you are; though certainly they already deduced it considering their super human powers smelling out bullshit everyone here is bragging about.
One thing we've learned. DUmmies lie, always, DUmmies lie.
Your own comments have revealed that.
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #41 on: December 06, 2013, 11:48:46 AM »
LULZ! Pretzel the Molester changed his avatar picture.





 :lmao:
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #42 on: December 06, 2013, 11:51:42 AM »
Quote from: Billiam Pitts on December 06, 2013, 11:48:46 AM
LULZ! Pretzel the Molester changed his avatar picture.





 :lmao:

Just goes to prove the point that he lives in all of their heads, rent free, and makes them jump at his will.

I personally want to thank the little DUmmie - he's put frank's name in front of every single DUmmie that reads his post.  None of the moles would be stupid enough to write frank's name on the wall of the DUmp for everyone to see and this little deviant did it himself.

 :lmao:

I hope $kinner lowers the boom on his ass for daring to mention "he who shall not be named".   :rotf:
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #43 on: December 06, 2013, 11:57:56 AM »
Anybody got a screen capture of Pretzel Molesters original photo?
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #44 on: December 06, 2013, 11:59:18 AM »
Quote from: Billiam Pitts on December 06, 2013, 11:48:46 AM
LULZ! Pretzel the Molester changed his avatar picture.





 :lmao:

You gotta be shittin' me.

That's not going to go over well with my fellow alum Skins.
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #45 on: December 06, 2013, 12:03:16 PM »
Quote from: Billiam Pitts on December 06, 2013, 11:48:46 AM
LULZ! Pretzel the Molester changed his avatar picture.





 :lmao:
Wow! I thought you were just joking at first...yea.. he's going to be gone from the island shortly. What are the odds it'll be within the hour?
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #46 on: December 06, 2013, 12:04:35 PM »
Quote from: landofconfusion80 on December 06, 2013, 12:03:16 PM
Wow! I thought you were just joking at first...yea.. he's going to be gone from the island shortly. What are the odds it'll be within the hour?

You know, there's been plenty of real-life photographs of franksolich posted here; I'm hurt and disappointed he didn't use one of them instead.
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #47 on: December 06, 2013, 12:13:57 PM »
Alright, which one of you jerks gave him another Hi-5?
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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #48 on: December 06, 2013, 12:36:26 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 06, 2013, 12:04:35 PM
You know, there's been plenty of real-life photographs of franksolich posted here; I'm hurt and disappointed he didn't use one of them instead.

there may be plenty of pictures of franksolich about. However, as one who understands the thoughts and practices of primitives, you must know that finding the pictures would actually involve at least a minimum degree of effort and they just can't do that.
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: Apropos nothing at all, DUmmy Pretzel_Warrior is a tremendous douche
« Reply #49 on: December 06, 2013, 12:58:01 PM »
Aww...trying to plant his pedophile lips on skins backside.

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Kudos to you and the DU Admin gang. You obviously have thick skin
 I read some of the long time posters coming in here in attack mode, and I have to wonder what think they have the right to sound so abusive in stating their case about some, at times, rather unimportant issues.

Thanks for all you, EarlG, and elad do

From the super secret ask the administrators group.
What a intellectual specimen we have here.

If only he knew as much about the DUmp as he thinks he does.
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