Here's some really DUmb shit

[landofconfusion80]

As Mr. Mann suggested, where is the superior Proglodyte intellect?

Set aside your coming-of-age gay literature for a moment and demonstrate for us your scholarship.

I'll even let you pick the topic.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPTA8HbdLjw[/youtube]

[franksolich]

I wasn't aware that Pretzel_Warrior was even nominated. Damn. I only pay attention to those DUmmies that are considered a person of prominence, to which Pretzel_Warrior doesn't qualify.

Yeah, this one's pretty much new to me, too.

<<<pays attention only to PoP (primitives of prominence), as there's too many ordinary mundane run-of-the-mill PonP (primitives of non-prominence) who all look alike.

Every face in a mindless lynch mob looks the same.

[EagleKeeper]

Yeah, this one's pretty much new to me, too.

<<<pays attention only to PoP (primitives of prominence), as there's too many ordinary mundane run-of-the-mill PonP (primitives of non-prominence) who all look alike.

Every face in a mindless lynch mob looks the same.

He's stands a fairly good chance of coming away with some hardware from the group category, being a dyed in the wool Obamacare sycophant.

[miskie]

Civil rights for African Americans is a Republican thing. democrats fought it tooth and nail.
The civil rights acts of the 60's were passed with GOP votes. Al Gore's father-a senator, voted against it.

Martin Luther King was a REPUBLICAN.
Senator Byrd a democrat was the grand kleagle of the KKK. In fact all KKK members ever voted into congress were democrats..

Womens suffrage was opposed by democrats.

Obama is the only President who CUT Medicare, and threatened to cut SS,

The rats like you who turned the safety net of welfare into an addictive slavery to the democRAT party.

I am surprised you know so little of history. Being ignorant is no way to go through life.

Now, now.. You need to how DU explains all of that away - any politician or leader they like is really a Democrat, as 'the parties switch ideologies' every now and then. 

[Tucker]

He's stands a fairly good chance of coming away with some hardware from the group category, being a dyed in the wool Obamacare sycophant.

I would hope that the gun grabbers win.

Now accepting the award for the gun group is one of the hosts, phDD, AKA jugs.

[Skul]

Any sign of the turd burglar today?

[EagleKeeper]

Any sign of the turd burglar today?

No not so far, I was thinking about throwing out a starter thread so that it could swing by and demonstrate its intellect for us all to fear.

[Karin]

Pretzel Warrior is not on my list of nominees, mainly because he lacked the entertainment requirement.  He's the one who was driving me crazy with his repetition, going around with the "shitty insurance" thing over and over and over again, safely ensconced in the bubble.  If a fellow DUmmie was not overjoyed about what he or she was finding in obamacare, he would rip said DUmmie a new one.  A nasty piece of work. 

[USA4ME]

No. I came over here to see what single celled organisms do. Mostly fellate each other, it seems.

Whatever you do--don't vote for me. I hear Skinner bans people who make it onto your list.

If you wanted to know what single celled organisms do, then hanging out at DU is the petri dish for all the possible experiments you wish.

Look son, I'm more intelligent than every one of you dolts over there put together. What exactly are you going to say to me that I don't already know is one of your false beliefs and/or lies, or is something of which I have a deeper understanding than you could ever hope to obtain in life? Nothing, that's what.  You're nothing but a play toy to me.

In this collectivist utopia you dolts desire, you need virtually everyone to cooperate. But you have no idea how to win friends and influence people, and certainly not the ones you'd need to experience your little liberal dreams. And the chance to form those relationships has sailed long ago. All you can try to do now is drag people in kicking and screaming, but there's no thought from any of you that those forced to play along will resent it, and they won't forget what was said or how they were treated. Ever.

You see, that's your weakness. In the world you want, you need me and people like me.

But we don't need you.

 

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[Tucker]

Any sign of the turd burglar today?

Silly question. 

You know that the welfare parasites don't get up before noon.

[98ZJUSMC]

I submit a challenge to the DUmmies.  I'm throwing down the gauntlet, if you will.

Post our stuff on your blogs.  Show us for who we are.  Expose our words to the world.  Then put them next to yours.

And see who gets the last laugh.

[Maxiest]

The biggest tell-all of your DUmmies insanity is how we can mimic it to a T for years and years as moles on the beloved island.  But you can't come here and "mimic" "ours" for a few hours.  So who are the insane ones.

Simply put an insane person cannot act sane.

[EagleKeeper]

The biggest tell-all of your DUmmies insanity is how we can mimic it to a T for years and years as moles on the beloved island.  But you can't come here and "mimic" "ours" for a few hours.  So who are the insane ones.

Simply put an insane person cannot act sane.

I have to admit, I'm a crappy mole...

zoechen
Bitter End

I tried to tie half my brain behind my back and failed. Oh well.

Edit: I forgot to mention "Name Removed", that's the name you get when you decide to wonder off the reservation.

[Carl]

Any sign of the turd burglar today?

Too early...he is making the rounds of all the local elementary schools right now.

[Maxiest]

I have to admit, I'm a crappy mole...

zoechen
Bitter End

I tried to tie half my brain behind my back and failed. Oh well.

Edit: I forgot to mention "Name Removed", that's the name you get when you decide to wonder off the reservation.

I have to catch myself at times.  I have found it pretty easy though, just say the stupidest most outlandish leftist BS you can think of and it's a win.  If I can't think of any I just K&R.  My mole has been almost caught though because I was siding with a prominent member (one on the DOTY) on Gun Control.

[98ZJUSMC]

The biggest tell-all of your DUmmies insanity is how we can mimic it to a T for years and years as moles on the beloved island.  But you can't come here and "mimic" "ours" for a few hours.  So who are the insane ones.

Simply put an insane person cannot act sane.

Yeah, I wouldn't make that great of a mole either, but I was thinking the same thing.  The ones that I can discern, have been tying (D)Ummy shoelaces together for almost a decade.  These adolescents self-destruct almost immediately.  

Yes, Khan.  I'm laughing at the superior intellect.

EDIT:

And to the Pretzel Primitive I say, please bring it.  Come to a ban-free environment and argue your baseless narratives, your hopelessly corrupt worldview and your ridiculous talking points.  Please regale us in the wonderfulness that is the Idi Obinga Junta.

Alas, you won't because, you can't.

[Zathras]

No. I came over here to see what single celled organisms do.

Why? All you have to do is look in the mirror to find out that information. Or keep a journal of your daily activities. Both of those would work.

Oh, and one more thing DUmbass. Notice that you haven't been banned (as of yet) for speaking the way you have. Any one of us who would dare to do the same over at the wretched hive of scum and villainy know as DU would have been banned after one post.

[Zathras]

****ing idiots like you spending so much of your time (Especially "Frank Solich") and effort sitting around reading DU. 

Seriously. Your site has other discussion areas, but most here just want to whine and moan about DU. Do you realize how feminizing that is to you?

You're a bunch of little school girls. Not grown men. You may drive trucks and own guns to hide how small your dicks are, but in the end you just love to sit around with your guy-pals and talk about how bad and crazy DU is instead of getting off of your asses and doing something.

We are all laughing at you. Thank you for putting so much wasted effort into this heap you call a website. That's less time you're working on pipe bombs and Obama-Hitler posters.

[wasp69]

As Mr. Mann suggested, where is the superior Proglodyte intellect?

I'm beginning to believe it is a myth.  Much like the supposed brilliance of the rodeo clown president.

[Rebel]

you guys are pathetic dumb f*cks. Go tell us what you're doing in the spirit of the holidays instead of your verbal diarrhea about DU you seem incapable of avoiding.

You're honestly going to sit there and say some stupid shit like that with all the "I'm going to Thanksgiving with my rethug inlaws/parents I can't stand" threads at DU?

Oh, and if you're talking about charity and giving, it comes from your own pocket. Taking from others to give to someone, you Progs' operation, isn't charity. It's theft. Only a ****ing idiot would brag about helping others simply by voting in politicians to take from one and give to another.

[Rebel]

Color me surprised...after looking at its first odd post that and then the nuke China one figured this was a moron trying to say stupid shit to get a reaction.

Just another example that they don't know conservatives. It's easy for us to mole there. We have them pegged. Think in terms of the sane and insane. A sane person can emulate insanity. It's a little harder for an insane person to emulate a sane person. Those idiots don't have a CLUE about what drives conservatives.

[dutch508]

The only way to mole on DU is to take what your heart tell you is true and then said the exact opposite.

Bobo the Hobo is a classic mole operation done superbly.

[franksolich]

The only way to mole on DU is to take what your heart tell you is true and then said the exact opposite.

Bobo the Hobo is a classic mole operation done superbly.

Absolutely.

[Splashdown]

Why is pretzel so obsessed with us?

[franksolich]

Why is pretzel so obsessed with us?

I think the lurking primitives should obey their lord and master, and ignore us.

It'd uncomplicate their lives considerably.