Here's some really DUmb shit

[Chris_]

Why is pretzel so obsessed with us?

Because he has a face only a mother could love.

[wasp69]

Why is pretzel so obsessed with us?

Because no one else is paying attention to him.  I mean, c'mon, haven't you seen his picture?  You could smash his face into dough and make monster cookies.  I bet his mother had to get drunk before breast feeding him.  The shine off of that five-head would be enough to blind you at a distance.

[Ptarmigan]

I think the lurking primitives should obey their lord and master, and ignore us.

It'd uncomplicate their lives considerably.

They are not going to follow that.

[BadCat]

More like you are unhinged enough to focus that much negative energy trying to disrupt another group rather than put positive effort into your own identity and beliefs.  There is no way I can be as duplicitous as sitting around posting shit to maintain my cred for YEARS just so I can privately laugh that I'm putting one over on others.

To each his own. I think your startling admission is the first step toward recovery.

You are one stupid shit stain.
So typical of a DUer.

[Pretzel Warrior]

If you wanted to know what single celled organisms do, then hanging out at DU is the petri dish for all the possible experiments you wish.

Look son, I'm more intelligent than every one of you dolts over there put together. What exactly are you going to say to me that I don't already know is one of your false beliefs and/or lies, or is something of which I have a deeper understanding than you could ever hope to obtain in life? Nothing, that's what.  You're nothing but a play toy to me.

In this collectivist utopia you dolts desire, you need virtually everyone to cooperate. But you have no idea how to win friends and influence people, and certainly not the ones you'd need to experience your little liberal dreams. And the chance to form those relationships has sailed long ago. All you can try to do now is drag people in kicking and screaming, but there's no thought from any of you that those forced to play along will resent it, and they won't forget what was said or how they were treated. Ever.

You see, that's your weakness. In the world you want, you need me and people like me.

But we don't need you.

 

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That was inspiring rhetoric. You should write for Rand Paul. He could use the help.

[Skul]

That was inspiring rhetoric. You should write for Rand Paul. He could use the help.

You should provide links and facts to back up your prior allegations.
Why don't you do that?   

[Pretzel Warrior]

Why? All you have to do is look in the mirror to find out that information. Or keep a journal of your daily activities. Both of those would work.

Oh, and one more thing DUmbass. Notice that you haven't been banned (as of yet) for speaking the way you have. Any one of us who would dare to do the same over at the wretched hive of scum and villainy know as DU would have been banned after one post.

tough shit for you. different board. different rules. I notice your site is overwhelmed with traffic because of your generous policy on conduct allowed here.  Do you not realize how pathetic and NON substantive all of your conversations over here are?

Cave is a good name for this place. Have you ever read about Plato's cave?  You reprobates are prisoners in the cave merely staring at shadows and taking it for reality.

http://faculty.washington.edu/smcohen/320/cave.htm

[BadCat]

tough shit for you. different board. different rules. I notice your site is overwhelmed with traffic because of your generous policy on conduct allowed here.  Do you not realize how pathetic and NON substantive all of your conversations over here are?

Cave is a good name for this place. Have you ever read about Plato's cave?  You reprobates are prisoners in the cave merely staring at shadows and taking it for reality.

http://faculty.washington.edu/smcohen/320/cave.htm

Nah, mostly we're laughing at moonbats and hoping you all die painfully.

[obumazombie]

tough shit for you. different board. different rules. I notice your site is overwhelmed with traffic because of your generous policy on conduct allowed here.  Do you not realize how pathetic and NON substantive all of your conversations over here are?

Cave is a good name for this place. Have you ever read about Plato's cave?  You reprobates are prisoners in the cave merely staring at shadows and taking it for reality.

http://faculty.washington.edu/smcohen/320/cave.htm

So you're not from Washington, and you're not a conservative. Is that about it, lib ? Are you a zombie for owebuma ? Maybe we can work out a forum name swap.

[Freeper]

tough shit for you. different board. different rules. I notice your site is overwhelmed with traffic because of your generous policy on conduct allowed here.  Do you not realize how pathetic and NON substantive all of your conversations over here are?

Cave is a good name for this place. Have you ever read about Plato's cave?  You reprobates are prisoners in the cave merely staring at shadows and taking it for reality.

http://faculty.washington.edu/smcohen/320/cave.htm

The name conservative cave was used in order to mock you DUmmies. That was the intent when I suggested the name to the guy that built this site. Underground was already in use, so cave was a nice substitute.

[Rebel]

I notice your site is overwhelmed with traffic because of your generous policy on conduct allowed here.

We're not about controlling people's thought here. This isn't DU. If you want control, go back to DU. We can operate without someone telling us what to do all the ****ing time.

[Rebel]

The name conservative cave was used in order to mock you DUmmies. That was the intent when I suggested the name to the guy that built this site. Underground was already in use, so cave was a nice substitute.

I don't think he has the intellect to put those two together, even with you spelling it out for him. If he hasn't by now.....there is no hope.

[Chris_]

Thank you for putting so much wasted effort into this heap you call a website. That's less time you're working on pipe bombs and Obama-Hitler posters.

This is Pretzel Warrior's idea of substantive discussion.

Go play in traffic, fivehead.

[CollectivismMustDie]

They are right though.

A "collectivist" society whether it be a shithole or a utopia IS what you clowns want on DU, and by and large in the democrat party.

One of your contemporaries, a progressive loudmouth, made the argument to "treat health care like a camping trip" or some such nonsense.

It was a perfect illustration of how you and those like you view others:

As a resource. As participants in what ever your little "camping trip de jour"  is this week/month/day/year.

You don't care whether the rest are willing or not, to participate. All that matters to you is that they do.

Even if it takes force to ensure compliance.




You DUmmies disgust me.

[obumazombie]

^Resistance is futile.

[Freeper]

I don't think he has the intellect to put those two together, even with you spelling it out for him. If he hasn't by now.....there is no hope.

He has to look up the phone number to 911.

[Carl]

tough shit for you. different board. different rules. I notice your site is overwhelmed with traffic because of your generous policy on conduct allowed here.  Do you not realize how pathetic and NON substantive all of your conversations over here are?

Cave is a good name for this place. Have you ever read about Plato's cave?  You reprobates are prisoners in the cave merely staring at shadows and taking it for reality.

http://faculty.washington.edu/smcohen/320/cave.htm

It seems to have gotten your attention and put your pink panties in a wad.

[obumazombie]

He has to look up the phone number to 911.

He could always look up 411 to get him the number for 911.

[USA4ME]

That was inspiring rhetoric. You should write for Rand Paul. He could use the help.

More importantly it's the truth.

You should provide links and facts to back up your prior allegations.
Why don't you do that?

That's never going to happen

I really prefer to talk to these moonbats face-to-face. On-line they say things they won't say when having to confront the person. There's something about the realization that you're going to backhand the living crap out of them if they start mouthing off that causes them to dial it back all the way. PW is no different.

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[NHSparky]

I do so love when the proglodytes unintentionally prove our own points about them, don't you?

[wasp69]

tough shit for you. different board. different rules.

Here, you're getting a real good taste of what it's like to be around people who don't agree with you.  Considering just how much of a whiny bitch you've been here, it would seem you're not used to it.  

It can be tough at first, not being restricted, for those that have programmed responses.  The cognitive dissonance, like the liberal insanity, will wear off the more you stay away from the nuthouse, I assure you.

Can't say the same about $kinner's internet Mogadishu, where you'll get your carcass chain dragged for daring to step out of line.

I notice your site is overwhelmed with traffic because of your generous policy on conduct allowed here.  Do you not realize how pathetic and NON substantive all of your conversations over here are?

As if anyone pays attention to the DUmp other than to laugh and hold you up as examples of the worst of human behavior.  

Cave is a good name for this place. Have you ever read about Plato's cave?  You reprobates are prisoners in the cave merely staring at shadows and taking it for reality.

I actually prefer Locke, Lewis, and Jefferson.  However, your comment is duly noted for it's ironic projection.

[jukin]

The poo flinging was done poorly.

Drive by name calling is a staple of the left. Cognizant arguments not so much. Just more reinforcement of my views of leftists.

[Bad Dog]

I notice your site is overwhelmed with traffic because of your generous policy on conduct allowed here.

OK everybody lets back off!!!  

I think someone is feeling bullied.  We have to understand over at the CLUmp they are all about "feelings".  Suffer to say, I think a little discretion is in order.  I wish I didn't know this shit.

[obumazombie]

OK everybody lets back off!!!  

I think someone is feeling bullied.  We have to understand over at the CLUmp they are all about "feelings".  Suffer to say, I think a little discretion is in order.  I wish I didn't know this shit.

Maybe we can scam the current situation into a wish a doo ?

[Wineslob]

tough shit for you. different board. different rules. I notice your site is overwhelmed with traffic because of your generous policy on conduct allowed here.  Do you not realize how pathetic and NON substantive all of your conversations over here are?

Cave is a good name for this place. Have you ever read about Plato's cave?  You reprobates are prisoners in the cave merely staring at shadows and taking it for reality.

http://faculty.washington.edu/smcohen/320/cave.htm

Why are you here? Please be specific, and mark all answers with a no.2 pencil, staying within the lines. Only then will we give you a Beggin' Strip.