Here's some really DUmb shit

[Skul]

The mouse is taking a breather right now.

<<<<Still amazed he thinks he's pulling something.

[Freeper]

The mouse is taking a breather right now.

<<<<Still amazed he thinks he's pulling something.

Oh he's pulling something, he's pulling his tiny dick.

[Chris_]

DUmmy Pretzel Warrior says racist stuff about Obama:

He pretends congress isn't doing anything to help America, but they are just trying to minimze the damage until we get ours in the WH.

We need to get the house back to being a WHITE HOUSE!

DUmmy Pretzel Warrior doesn't like minorities:

It's our country. (Whether England or the U.S.) If you don't like it--get out!  Become a pig farmer in Saudi Arabia or something. 

DUmmy Pretzel Warrior is an illiterate boob:

did you see that movie about these Iwo Jima flag raising guys?

He also posts in the thread titles, just like DU. 

Not a very good mole.

You may as well tattoo a big "DU" on your forehead.

[Mr Mannn]

DUmmies love to post how they can silence a republican with just a few words.
But if that is true...

Why have none of them ever done that here at CC?

They say we are ignorant, hugging our guns and Bibles. Putting us down should be easy, right?
Yet every DUmmy shows up here acting like an ass.
Where is this razor wit? Where is the literate Will Pitt shaming us for the whole world to see?
Where are the faggot squads and feminazis out to hound some sense into us?
Where is the stalwart liberal speaking truth to power-and willing to defend it?

Call me a lowly Rodeo Clown in an Obama mask, but I've never seen this brilliant wit DUmmies claim so very often to possess.

The evidence would suggest that CCers are the ones with brilliant wits and DUers are the braying fools.

[NHSparky]

I submit a challenge to the DUmmies.  I'm throwing down the gauntlet, if you will.

Post our stuff on your blogs.  Show us for who we are.  Expose our words to the world.  Then put them next to yours.

And see who gets the last laugh.

[Mr Mannn]

I submit a challenge to the DUmmies.  I'm throwing down the gauntlet, if you will.

Post our stuff on your blogs.  Show us for who we are.  Expose our words to the world.  Then put them next to yours.

And see who gets the last laugh.

Media Matters Misquotes part two.
there would be no links and they would alter all the quotes.

Sorry, you can't trust a liberal to tell the truth.

[EagleKeeper]

DUmmies love to post how they can silence a republican with just a few words.
But if that is true...

Why have none of them ever done that here at CC?

They say we are ignorant, hugging our guns and Bibles. Putting us down should be easy, right?
Yet every DUmmy shows up here acting like an ass.
Where is this razor wit? Where is the literate Will Pitt shaming us for the whole world to see?
Where are the faggot squads and feminazis out to hound some sense into us?
Where is the stalwart liberal speaking truth to power-and willing to defend it?


Call me a lowly Rodeo Clown in an Obama mask, but I've never seen this brilliant wit DUmmies claim so very often to possess.

The evidence would suggest that CCers are the ones with brilliant wits and DUers are the braying fools.

Yeah, I don't know if the DUmmies have noted this yet

They have called me racist, homophobic misogynist so many times that the words have lost all meaning. Call me a racist and all I do is shrug my shoulders and say "huh whuts that mean?

If an idiot moonbat could come over here and make a coherent argument, you know, start a thread calling me a racist again and be disciplined enough to stand and fight I might give it a thought or I might not.

But we will never know, we get the ban hammer on DU and the drive by idiots that you have to chase all over these boards. I for one, would like to see one single liberal that would be disciplined enough to start just one single damn thread and stand toe to toe with us...cause we sure can't go to them, bless their little hearts.

[franksolich]

PW's poor attempt to try to make the Top 10 of DOTY won't work. Who wants to be the first to tell him?

Yeah.

I'm kind of tired of these desperate last-minute hysterics by primitives who've had all year to show us their stuff, but then wait until the last minute.

The smart primitives, who really want to win, are already strutting their stuff for 2014.

[wasp69]

I for one, would like to see one single liberal that would be disciplined enough to start just one single damn thread and stand toe to toe with us...cause we sure can't go to them, bless their little hearts.

I'd like to see one with enough manners and self discipline to not completely lose their shit 20 or so posts into their membership here.

[BattleHymn]

Yeah.

I'm kind of tired of these desperate last-minute hysterics by primitives who've had all year to show us their stuff, but then wait until the last minute.

I was thinking about that very thing while shoveling snow earlier. 

The primitives, who don't seem to fathom that anything beyond the end of their own nose exists or matters, seem to act this way every year I've been participating in the DOTY.  Everything in life is a surprise to them, so it just fits the pattern that while they've had January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, and November to be noticed, they only get around to worrying about it in the 12th month. 

I think their reaction betrays one other important thing: They seem to forget we have been watching them ALL of those months.

So, when December rolls around, they want to get all bent out of shape, acting surprised and butthurt about the whole ordeal.





 

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

DUmmies love to post how they can silence a republican with just a few words.
But if that is true...

Why have none of them ever done that here at CC?

They say we are ignorant, hugging our guns and Bibles. Putting us down should be easy, right?
Yet every DUmmy shows up here acting like an ass.
Where is this razor wit? Where is the literate Will Pitt shaming us for the whole world to see?
Where are the faggot squads and feminazis out to hound some sense into us?
Where is the stalwart liberal speaking truth to power-and willing to defend it?

They're saving it for the supermarket checkout line so the entire store can erupt into wild applause in recognition of their genius.

[obumazombie]

Son of a B!!!
What the ****???
How did this get to 6 pages before I get a word in edgewise ?

I don't drive a truck. I fly an aircraft to the scene of some very sick people, and with my med crew patch them up and get them to Trauma 1 hospitals, and STEMI centers, and stroke centers to give them the best fighting chance at a complete recovery. Even the libs, like you.
I don't mind giving and being charitable, but forced charity at the threat of a gun isn't really giving or charity at all, now is it, lib ? This goes especially for giving handouts to moochers and buying their votes, and keeping them constantly agitated so they never accomplish enough to get off the gravy train plantation.

[Big Dog]

Late to the soiree', but here's my 2 cents:

**** you, Pretzel Warrior. If your neighbor's cat could talk, you'd be in prison right now.

[Pretzel Warrior]

PW's poor attempt to try to make the Top 10 of DOTY won't work. Who wants to be the first to tell him?

.

No. I came over here to see what single celled organisms do. Mostly fellate each other, it seems.

Whatever you do--don't vote for me. I hear Skinner bans people who make it onto your list.

[Chris_]

No. I came over here to see what single celled organisms do. Mostly fellate each other, it seems.

Whatever you do--don't vote for me. I hear Skinner bans people who make it onto your list.

We know what you came over here to do, "Washington_Conservative".  You failed.  Miserably.

[Airwolf]

You are an extraordinarily stupid person. 

I have a simple question for you.  Why are you so ******* stupid?

A classic. To bad it won't answer that one.

[Bad Dog]

No. I came over here to see what single celled organisms do. Mostly fellate each other, it seems.

Whatever you do--don't vote for me. I hear Skinner bans people who make it onto your list.

They just can't help themselves.  I just want to assure you WC that I and, I think most others here, have nothing against rump rangers, butt bandits and fudge packers.

[Chris_]

PW's poor attempt to try to make the Top 10 of DOTY won't work. Who wants to be the first to tell him?

.

I think you're on to something.  He's on that nomination thread like flypaper.

[Pretzel Warrior]

I'll be disappointed if Pretzel_Warrior username wins any awards.

[Chris_]

Do they still sell Member's Only jackets?  You must have a rockin' Goodwill store in your neighborhood.  Can you get me a pair of white high-top Nikes?  Size 11.

[Bad Dog]

I'll be disappointed if Pretzel_Warrior username wins any awards.

Donts thow me in dat briar patch boss!!!

[Big Dog]

No. I came over here to see what single celled organisms do. Mostly fellate each other, it seems.

Whatever you do--don't vote for me. I hear Skinner bans people who make it onto your list.

You'll run afoul of the DU Gaystapo talking like that. They'll get you banned in a heartbeat.

[obumazombie]

They just can't help themselves.  I just want to assure you WC that I and, I think most others here, have nothing against rump rangers, butt bandits and fudge packers.

Don't forget the hershey highwaymen, or the brown eye ILSers.

[Tucker]

I wasn't aware that Pretzel_Warrior was even nominated. Damn. I only pay attention to those DUmmies that are considered a person of prominence, to which Pretzel_Warrior doesn't qualify.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

No. I came over here to see what single celled organisms do. Mostly fellate each other, it seems.

Whatever you do--don't vote for me. I hear Skinner bans people who make it onto your list.

As Mr. Mann suggested, where is the superior Proglodyte intellect?

Set aside your coming-of-age gay literature for a moment and demonstrate for us your scholarship.

I'll even let you pick the topic.