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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #700 on: November 28, 2013, 03:04:41 PM »
Quote from: GOP Congress on November 28, 2013, 12:02:17 PM
From the OP in the thread. The OP read the comments on Matt's blog, where someone made sure that the remote incident was included. Complete with a copy of "YOU'RE FIRED!!" book by Bulna himself.
Foreword by Donald Trump.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #701 on: November 28, 2013, 04:25:03 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on November 28, 2013, 03:04:41 PM
Foreword by Donald Trump.

I took a short nap this afternoon.

It's pretty quiet and cold out here on the eastern slope of the Sandhills.

I dreamed I was having Thanksgiving dinner with Clare Boothe Luce, Lady Diana Furness, the Duchess of Cambridge, and Dame Edith Sitwell, at a homeless shelter; we were just slumming, none of us lived there.

The brain-damaged primitive came in, hat in hand and a humble demeanor on his face.

Everybody suddenly got up to sing "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow."
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #702 on: November 28, 2013, 05:19:02 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 28, 2013, 04:25:03 PM
I took a short nap this afternoon.

It's pretty quiet and cold out here on the eastern slope of the Sandhills.

I dreamed I was having Thanksgiving dinner with Clare Boothe Luce, Lady Diana Furness, the Duchess of Cambridge, and Dame Edith Sitwell, at a homeless shelter; we were just slumming, none of us lived there.

The brain-damaged primitive came in, hat in hand and a humble demeanor on his face.

Everybody suddenly got up to sing "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow."
I hope you were a gracious host, and tossed him a mollusk.
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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #703 on: November 28, 2013, 06:12:47 PM »
I thought I'd try and spot the walrus.
I hit the normal places. No luck.
Then I thought...Oh my goodness, perhaps he's seeking aid and comfort.
Off to the coping with divorce and separation" forum... nothing.
Tried the "computer help and support" area... nothing.
Last ditch effort...the "gender & orientation" forum, specifically the "sexual assault survivors support" area. (figuring he raped his self, he needs it)... not a peep.
Where's walrus??2?
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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #704 on: November 28, 2013, 08:53:38 PM »
Quote from: Skul on November 28, 2013, 06:12:47 PM
I thought I'd try and spot the walrus.
I hit the normal places. No luck.
Then I thought...Oh my goodness, perhaps he's seeking aid and comfort.
Off to the coping with divorce and separation" forum... nothing.
Tried the "computer help and support" area... nothing.
Last ditch effort...the "gender & orientation" forum, specifically the "sexual assault survivors support" area. (figuring he raped his self, he needs it)... not a peep.
Where's walrus??2?
He's harder to fing than Waldo !
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #705 on: November 29, 2013, 02:29:15 PM »
Perhaps he's in the wymyn's forum.
Didn't think to check there.
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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #706 on: November 29, 2013, 02:33:58 PM »
This thread is now less than 80 "views" from being the second-most viewed thread in the DUmpster.

I was off by only two days.

And by the way, even though there's still one more day left in the month, November 2013 is now the busiest month ever, in the history of conservativecave.  Thank you all for making it so!
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #707 on: November 29, 2013, 02:48:45 PM »
Well poop.
Shuffled around the wymyns forum.  No walrus.
OK, how about the feminazi group?  Nope
One last try in the pitchers/catchers and carpet-muncher forum.  Nothing to be seen, except a few others we recognize.
This is frustrating.
Doug Bulna, come back....I have your bucket!  :tongue:
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #708 on: November 29, 2013, 05:52:17 PM »
Look a squirrel.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #709 on: November 29, 2013, 09:13:22 PM »
I'm trying to understand how that stupid thread about Carlos the Miami photog got 24,000 views.

It was boring as hell, and almost no one commented, yet tens of thousands of views.

Gotta believe it has something to do with bots, not people.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #710 on: November 29, 2013, 09:28:02 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on November 29, 2013, 09:13:22 PM
I'm trying to understand how that stupid thread about Carlos the Miami photog got 24,000 views.

It was boring as hell, and almost no one commented, yet tens of thousands of views.

Gotta believe it has something to do with bots, not people.
Everybody loves a walrus. Not so much a Doug.
The pilfering penniped should have taken Franksolich's advice.
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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #711 on: November 29, 2013, 09:41:29 PM »
Quote from: Skul on November 29, 2013, 09:28:02 PM
The pilfering penniped should have taken Franksolich's advice.

If he had, this thread would've withered away and been dead by September 6, about 690 comments ago.

You're right.  He should've listened.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #712 on: November 29, 2013, 09:43:55 PM »
Quote from: Skul on November 29, 2013, 05:52:17 PM
Look a squirrel.

Closely related to the cuddly bunny rabbit.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #713 on: November 29, 2013, 09:49:01 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on November 29, 2013, 09:43:55 PM
Closely related to the cuddly bunny rabbit.
She hunts artic chickens, too.
Walrus is her favorite prey. Piglet has no barriers.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #714 on: November 29, 2013, 10:35:21 PM »
The after shot, when Piglet is done feasting.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #715 on: November 30, 2013, 11:34:56 AM »
If I remember, walrus season ends at midnight.
The hunters have grown weary.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #716 on: November 30, 2013, 04:59:21 PM »
Doug really does have a kindred spirit. At halftime of the Alabama-Auburn game, they mentioned Harvey Updyke and I immediately thought of Doug.

In Auburn, AL, there were two big live oak trees that for decades were decorated by fans with toilet paper after an Auburn win.

Alabama fan Harvey, whose intelligence is on a par with Doug's, decided late one night to pour tree poison around the roots of these two landmark trees.

It takes the poison a year or two to take effect, but Harvey couldn't wait. He called a radio talk show and bragged about his one-man campaign against an Auburn tradition, and found himself thoroughly, totally wallduded.

Of course the CalPig would say, "That was an excellent idea, my dear Harvey!"

Harvey was finally sentenced to three years in jail so Doug should feel better about the consequences of his stupid trick.

On the other hand, after leaving jail Harvey will probably have job offers from Alabama fans, while no one wants any part of Doug.

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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #717 on: December 03, 2013, 01:32:06 PM »
Wow... almost 72 hours without a post. But no worries, the Doug Bulna Resurfacing Watch continues...
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #718 on: December 05, 2013, 08:35:21 AM »
Quote from: Skul on November 30, 2013, 11:34:56 AM
If I remember, walrus season ends at midnight.
The hunters have grown weary.
...and the nights are 6 months long.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #719 on: December 05, 2013, 08:56:56 AM »
Great work, people!  Thanks for your contributions!

This is now the second-biggest thread, ever, in the DUmpter, behind only Tucker's original thread about the fiascos of walrus-face.

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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #720 on: December 05, 2013, 09:31:51 PM »
Well, in this holiday season my thoughts keep drifting back to Doug and his hardships.

When a man like Doug loses a job, the loss of salary and benefits is only part of the difficulties that arise.

Sure, the lack of a steady income may make grocery trips more of a challenge, but the non-working democrats we all see every day are even more overweight than Doug, so starvation isn't likely.

I'm thinking about the less-obvious hardships Doug will face.

He no longer has a ready source of free lightbulbs.

He no longer brings home free toilet paper.

If he has to do a handyman job around Chez Bulna, he won't get free hand tools.

Car trouble? No more free auto parts.

Printer paper, ball point pens, staples, hand cleaner, paper towels, all gone.

Hell, Doug hasn't bought an AA battery in fifteen years.

I hope that gave our lurking New Jersey DUmmies some stocking stuffer ideas.



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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #721 on: December 05, 2013, 09:33:34 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 05, 2013, 09:31:51 PM
Well, in this holiday season my thoughts keep drifting back to Doug and his hardships.....

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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #722 on: December 05, 2013, 09:41:05 PM »
I put up a prayer card for him at our church...

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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #723 on: December 05, 2013, 09:46:34 PM »
I might invite him over to the house for Christmas dinner, but not mine.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #724 on: December 05, 2013, 09:51:43 PM »
At this point, I actually feel bad for Doug.  I hope he has a Merry Christmas, and that he makes a positive, fresh start in the new year.
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