It's so refreshing to see genuine sympathy for Doug, wishing him a Merry Christmas and all.
He isn't likely to have one, though.
And what about the people on his Christmas shopping list?
They're accustomed to getting new Delco batteries, and new Snap-On socket wrenches, and sets of new Goodyear tires, and cases of multi-grade motor oil, all nicely gift wrapped.
This year he's giving kittens.