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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #725 on: December 05, 2013, 09:53:42 PM »
At this point, I actually feel bad for Doug.  I hope he has a Merry Christmas, and that he makes a positive, fresh start in the new year.

Oh, don't go Pollyanna on us, sir.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #726 on: December 05, 2013, 09:57:32 PM »
I hope Doug starts having trouble with his eye.

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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #727 on: December 05, 2013, 10:21:36 PM »
Oh, don't go Pollyanna on us, sir.

The guy has been thoroughly chastised, do we really need to continue? 

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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #728 on: December 05, 2013, 10:23:28 PM »
At this point, I actually feel bad for Doug.  I hope he has a Merry Christmas, and that he makes a positive, fresh start in the new year.

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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #729 on: December 05, 2013, 10:26:09 PM »
At this point, I actually feel bad for Doug.  I hope he has a Merry Christmas, and that he makes a positive, fresh start in the new year.

Yeah?  I hope he ends up having to live with some ****wit deviant like pretzel boy.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #731 on: December 06, 2013, 07:01:33 AM »
The guy has been thoroughly chastised, do we really need to continue? 

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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #732 on: December 12, 2013, 08:45:29 PM »
It's so refreshing to see genuine sympathy for Doug, wishing him a Merry Christmas and all.

He isn't likely to have one, though.

And what about the people on his Christmas shopping list?

They're accustomed to getting new Delco batteries, and new Snap-On socket wrenches, and sets of new Goodyear tires, and cases of multi-grade motor oil, all nicely gift wrapped.

This year he's giving kittens.


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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #733 on: December 12, 2013, 08:51:18 PM »
It's so refreshing to see genuine sympathy for Doug, wishing him a Merry Christmas and all.

He isn't likely to have one, though.

And what about the people on his Christmas shopping list?

They're accustomed to getting new Delco batteries, and new Snap-On socket wrenches, and sets of new Goodyear tires, and cases of multi-grade motor oil, all nicely gift wrapped.

This year he's giving kittens.

Good one!
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #734 on: December 12, 2013, 09:03:47 PM »
It's so refreshing to see genuine sympathy for Doug, wishing him a Merry Christmas and all.

He isn't likely to have one, though.

And what about the people on his Christmas shopping list?

They're accustomed to getting new Delco batteries, and new Snap-On socket wrenches, and sets of new Goodyear tires, and cases of multi-grade motor oil, all nicely gift wrapped.

This year he's giving kittens.

I think Doug would have kept all the good stuff for himself. 

If he gave a Delco battery, it was an old one that was returned for the core charge.  If he gave any tools away, they were more than likely ones the mechanics had already broken- Doug could simply rifle through the broken tool box until he found something somewhat presentable.  Any motor oil was more than likely already used.  Doug probably just drained it back into empty new motor oil jugs, after he strained the used oil through one of his old dirty socks.

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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #735 on: December 12, 2013, 10:46:45 PM »
^Dirty sock filter...nice touch.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #736 on: December 14, 2013, 10:09:11 AM »
Merry Christmas.

Please have a kitteh.

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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #737 on: December 14, 2013, 02:15:04 PM »
Merry Christmas.

Please have a kitteh.

Your order is in...





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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #738 on: December 19, 2013, 11:57:36 PM »
Maybe both Doug threads can stay alive until the big awards are announced.

Now that Doug has finished addressing and mailing all his Christmas cards, and has all the gifts carefully wrapped and arrayed under his beautifully-decorated Christmas tree, I'm sure he has begun his annual holiday baking frenzy.

This year, that kitchen extravaganza is combined with breathless excitement, as he awaits word from coach on the outcome of the election.

He may have already jotted down a few notes on appropriate remarks he might offer in accepting his award.

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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #739 on: December 20, 2013, 05:59:18 AM »
Maybe both Doug threads can stay alive until the big awards are announced.

Now that Doug has finished addressing and mailing all his Christmas cards, and has all the gifts carefully wrapped and arrayed under his beautifully-decorated Christmas tree, I'm sure he has begun his annual holiday baking frenzy.

This year, that kitchen extravaganza is combined with breathless excitement, as he awaits word from coach on the outcome of the election.

He may have already jotted down a few notes on appropriate remarks he might offer in accepting his award.

Hear, hear.  :clap:
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #740 on: December 20, 2013, 06:20:51 AM »
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #741 on: January 05, 2014, 11:38:59 PM »
Bump.

This is the thread one's supposed to post on, not the other one.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #742 on: January 06, 2014, 12:25:21 AM »
Bump.

This is the thread one's supposed to post on, not the other one.

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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #743 on: January 06, 2014, 12:29:17 AM »
Your command is my wish sir.

I'm concerned because this thread--the larger one doesn't even show up--sometimes falls down to second place on google, under the dealership's facebook page.  I'd like it to stay on top, in case walrus-face applies for a job and for some reason forgetfully omits to remember to tell the prospective employer some details.

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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #744 on: January 06, 2014, 12:34:08 AM »
Would you buy a car from Doug??

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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #745 on: January 06, 2014, 12:35:43 AM »
Would you buy a car from Doug??

Or a remote?

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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #746 on: January 06, 2014, 12:57:08 AM »


Or a remote?

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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #747 on: January 06, 2014, 02:09:36 AM »
K&R for Dougie's prospective employers... :lmao:
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #748 on: January 06, 2014, 05:54:29 AM »
So, 100 pages ? After coach let me know I was on the wrong thread he helped me find this...the right one.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #749 on: January 06, 2014, 06:36:25 AM »
I think Doug Bulna did not hide the remote in the rafters at Gearhart Chevrolet, I think Doug Bulna hid the remote in the ceiling joists at Gearhart Chevrolet.  Rafters are for roofs and joists are for ceilings or floors.  Doug Bulna, being a democrat party representative and a self proclaimed genius, he should know the difference between what holds a roof over ones head and what holds the Gearhart Chevrolet ceiling up.  Bengayz!