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Offline GOBUCKS

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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #50 on: July 23, 2013, 12:24:39 PM »
The bar is looking for pretty face-nice ass-big tits.

She's gotta have two out of the three.

Her DUmp head shot just shows her face, but I'm willing to bet she goes 0-3.
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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #51 on: July 23, 2013, 12:29:44 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on July 23, 2013, 12:16:04 PM
I guess I'm perplexed...what kind of a bar would she be a shot girl in?

I'm thinking more like what kind of bar should she be struck with.

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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #52 on: July 23, 2013, 01:23:46 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 23, 2013, 12:24:39 PM
The bar is looking for pretty face-nice ass-big tits.

She's gotta have two out of the three.

Her DUmp head shot just shows her face, but I'm willing to bet she goes 0-3.

Unless she is working the glory hole.
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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #53 on: July 23, 2013, 02:35:59 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on July 23, 2013, 12:16:04 PM
I guess I'm perplexed...what kind of a bar would she be a shot girl in? A hole in the wall type of place full of a bikers on crack? I mean I wouldn't apply to be a shot girl not thinking myself young enough, fetching enough especially for what bars look for, and only really social when I feel like it(which isn't going to work if you have to be on your game all the time when you have to work). Looking at this picture and thinking of the job applied for well it kind of reminds me of those really awful tryouts on American Idol where the people really think they can sing. Too MUCH self esteem and that explains why their world comes crashing down when things that break that esteem down happen. Just...wow...I guess.

Maybe a lesbo bar.  Other than that, she looks more like a bouncer than a shot-girl.
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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #54 on: July 23, 2013, 04:42:30 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 23, 2013, 12:24:39 PM
The bar is looking for pretty face-nice ass-big tits.

She's gotta have two out of the three.

Her DUmp head shot just shows her face, but I'm willing to bet she goes 0-3.
Half the primitive 'males' have at least one of those qualities.
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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #55 on: July 23, 2013, 05:36:57 PM »
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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #56 on: July 23, 2013, 05:43:06 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 23, 2013, 12:24:39 PM
The bar is looking for pretty face-nice ass-big tits.

She's gotta have two out of the three.

Her DUmp head shot just shows her face, but I'm willing to bet she goes 0-3.
I don't think you could get even odds on that bet.

I haven't seen a primitive that even has one of the three.
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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #57 on: July 23, 2013, 05:45:47 PM »
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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #58 on: July 23, 2013, 05:50:21 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on July 23, 2013, 05:45:47 PM





That looks exactly like the fat kid on Pawn Stars, Cory I believe.
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