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primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« on: July 21, 2013, 08:28:56 AM »
The saga of the Lady Freedom Returns primitive:

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Lady Freedom Returns (5,469 posts)   Sat Jul 20, 2013, 01:18 AM

Lady Freedom Returns a Shotgirl???

I just might be. I did put in a bunch on applications today at the Mall, but I do have a lead on a job as a Shotgirl at a local Bar. I never thought of it before. But then again why not?
 
I go in tomorrow night @ 7:30 p.m for application and short interview.

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Lady Freedom Returns (5,469 posts)   Sat Jul 20, 2013, 05:04 PM

8. I think so!

There are a lot of bars here. and you get tips. it will be for TH/F/Sa. And Friday along with Saturday are really busy days.
 
My Brother in law says he has been told by some shot girls they can make $200 in tips on Saturday easy.
 
It is a start to paying my family back the $300 for the ticket.

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Lady Freedom Returns (5,469 posts)   Sat Jul 20, 2013, 05:20 PM

Trying to get stuff done for tonight.

I am so nervous. I hope that they like me. As I said this is a short interview to see if they want another. If I am real lucky, they might just say yes right then.
 
And If I can get some Bar work under my belt, I can get a job in that anywhere! And that is one step closed to getting back to Tucson!

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Lady Freedom Returns (5,469 posts)   Sun Jul 21, 2013, 12:22 AM

Went in to the bar for my interview.

Lasted 5 minutes he asked for my name and Phone # . They have a list they look at when they are in need of someone and call them in.
 
I don't know if I will get a call back. But When I went in there I saw it was the same bar Dave and I meet. A little ouch, still did not let it shake me!

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Okay, I've never been interviewed for a job in a bar.

Do her chances look realistic?
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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2013, 08:35:37 AM »
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Act calm and knowledgable....

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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2013, 08:53:11 AM »
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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2013, 09:03:35 AM »
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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2013, 09:08:58 AM »


Do her chances look realistic?
No. A bar that hires shot girls want attractive women that are personable. Just by her mere presence at the DUmp I am guessing that she has none of those qualities. A five minute interview and a "We will call you" pretty much means that your phone number went in the circular file.
I have hired shot girls and an angry womyn that reeks of BO and pot smoke stands no chance.
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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2013, 09:20:04 AM »
Nothing tells a people-business manager "Poison" like that combination of needy and chip-on-the-shoulder that so characterizes Pigressives.
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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2013, 10:58:00 AM »
Nothing tells a people-business manager "Poison" like that combination of needy and chip-on-the-shoulder that so characterizes Pigressives.

I think the primitive should resign herself to staying in Joplin, and drop any fantasies about returning to that old guy down in Tucson.
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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2013, 12:05:04 PM »
With her previous admitted aversion to cleaning and general housekeeping (and most probably personal hygiene), I suspect she wouldn't last long if she did get hired.

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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2013, 12:54:51 PM »
I think the primitive should resign herself to staying in Joplin, and drop any fantasies about returning to that old guy down in Tucson.

No way.  If I knew which bar she applied at, I would call the owner and commence to begging and pleading that he hire her.

The sooner she makes some money, the sooner she leaves out of Joplin: 

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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2013, 11:29:37 PM »
This thread is the first time I've ever heard of the term "shot girl".

Sounds like someone behind the bar with no bartending skill.

So the only purpose of the "interview" was to get a look at her face and figure.

Pretty face, nice ass, big tits - any two out of the three and they would have put her to work on the spot.

But this is DUmmy Lady Freedom Returns, so she has no chance.

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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2013, 11:35:19 PM »
Is this the same lib who was getting evicted by her boyfriend who was sick of her ?
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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2013, 11:37:22 PM »
I hope she gets the job.
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« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2013, 11:40:23 PM »
Is this the same lib who was getting evicted by her boyfriend who was sick of her ?

Yes.  Were you around when she set off to hike from Missouri to Washington in late summer/early fall? 

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« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2013, 11:47:20 PM »
Yes.  Were you around when she set off to hike from Missouri to Washington in late summer/early fall? 
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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2013, 12:11:31 AM »
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Lasted 5 minutes he asked for my name and Phone # . They have a list they look at when they are in need of someone and call them in.
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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2013, 12:21:23 AM »
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Lady Freedom Returns (5,469 posts)   Sun Jul 21, 2013, 12:22 AM

Went in to the bar for my interview.

Lasted 5 minutes he asked for my name and Phone # . They have a list they look at when they are in need of someone and call them in.
 
I don't know if I will get a call back. But When I went in there I saw it was the same bar Dave and I meet. A little ouch, still did not let it shake me!

Wait a minute... this sounds like something from a movie!



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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2013, 12:30:42 AM »
Five minutes, my rosey red arse.
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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2013, 06:09:49 AM »
This thread is the first time I've ever heard of the term "shot girl".

Sounds like someone behind the bar with no bartending skill.

So the only purpose of the "interview" was to get a look at her face and figure.

Pretty face, nice ass, big tits - any two out of the three and they would have put her to work on the spot.

But this is DUmmy Lady Freedom Returns, so she has no chance.

They are usually attractive women that are (depending on the place) scantily clad that are sent out on busy nights to sell pre-mixed shots(IE shooters) in tubes like these...

Actually a decent money maker as most are low spirit to mixer ratios. Sell them for a few dollars each to the drunks who are paying more for then than a regular sized drink would cost. All they do is pass them out and collect the money. Shot girls can make decent cash but the real money is still behind the bar.
But like I said you want a shot girl that the customers are going to like and I don't think the primitive fits the bill. A five minute interview would usually indicate that she has a face for radio.
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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2013, 07:58:26 AM »
They are usually attractive women that are (depending on the place) scantily clad that are sent out on busy nights to sell pre-mixed shots(IE shooters) in tubes like these...

Actually a decent money maker as most are low spirit to mixer ratios. Sell them for a few dollars each to the drunks who are paying more for then than a regular sized drink would cost. All they do is pass them out and collect the money. Shot girls can make decent cash but the real money is still behind the bar.
But like I said you want a shot girl that the customers are going to like and I don't think the primitive fits the bill. A five minute interview would usually indicate that she has a face for radio.

Hold on one moment, all this put down for the bar girls is just not fair.

I have had in the past life found some wonderfully smart bartenders and servers.   I have seen young girls take orders from tables of 12 all different and at rush hour, no pad of paper, just from memory who ordered what, the price, and get the orders correct.    How do they do that ????

My favorite bartender/ waitress worked up the road and when she looked out the window and saw our Jeep pull in, had our favorite table ready for us with our cocktails waiting when we walked in the door.

Sad this was a neighborhood hang out, closed off bar and eating section for smokers.  When the LAW changed the smokers not allowed, the restaurant closed down due that 80% of their customers were smokers.     

These small bars that served food hired the local people that was so much like the TV sit com filmed in Boston, when you walked in everyone knew your name, they are gone now,  but, if one owns a bar and grill, it is better to hire smart people then a beautiful bubble head that cannot make change.

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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2013, 08:25:41 AM »
A five minute interview would usually indicate that she has a face for radio.

Or at least the personality . . .
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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2013, 09:25:22 AM »
I hope she gets the job.
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« Reply #22 on: July 22, 2013, 10:35:43 AM »
No worry's about that 29hr work week is the new norm.


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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2013, 02:45:35 PM »
Very doubtful she got the job. Frank posted a picture of her somewhere in Reflections and if I recall correctly, she's pretty hefty.
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Re: primitive trying to return a shot-girl
« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2013, 03:03:28 PM »
Very doubtful she got the job. Frank posted a picture of her somewhere in Reflections and if I recall correctly, she's pretty hefty.

You owe me one, madam.

I had to go through hundreds of self-posted primitive mugs to find her.

I had to muck my way through a whole lot of ugly, the only relief for sore eyes being when I came across the gouty primitive, the "Gone Off Shore" primitive, and disregarding him, I could gaze upon his wondrously beautiful wife, whom I'd snap up in a minute if she were free.

Anyway.  You owe me one, remember.


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